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Mark

@markaduck

6 years

Journey is the worst.

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4 years

Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.

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18 days

National tv ignored them all year LOL!

delux poke

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18 days

The Thunder just said where were you before today & told national tv to fk off 🤣 #NBA #NBAPlayoff

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5 months

@quanybinladenn @CultureCrave You are correct, Marvel didn’t fire that one guy who played the Flash.

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7 months

That’s nothin’, Urban Meyer did it to stop coaching at Florida.

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50-year-old man arrested after faking heart attack in 20 restaurants to avoid paying bill.

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2 years

Hi, yes, is this Ohio State? It’s me, Quinn.

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@markaduck

7 months

Hazing the pledges

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@markaduck

8 months

“We’re glad you’re leaving”

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@markaduck

8 months

Colorado football players are provided water and Gatorade to keep them hydrated and prevent cramps. It’s that level of detail that makes Coach Prime great

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8 months

Colorado football players are stretching out their muscles before practice to prevent injury It’s that level of detail that makes Coach Prime great

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@markaduck

1 year

Ouachita National Forest, Oklahoma

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5 months

@powerfulwizerd Food poisoning.

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@markaduck

3 years

Who wore it better?

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@markaduck

2 years

To the players and coaches who choose Oklahoma, thank you. To the players who choose Lincoln. Most of us understand. To Lincoln. No one in California will care about you as much as we did. To Sooner fans. We'll be fine.

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@markaduck

5 months

@NEWS9 Probably because they want a competent workforce and they see how the department of education is being run.

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@markaduck

2 months

@Stephon_Dingle I’m glad Amazon Prime was the main concern here. A few lives are nothing compared to not being able to get my unnecessary stuff I ordered online the next day.

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@markaduck

2 years

Russia pulling a Texas Longhorns and being hyped in the preseason and then getting embarrassed by a lesser opponent.

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@markaduck

6 months

Oklahoma beat this Texas team Oklahoma lost to this Oklahoma state team.

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@markaduck

2 years

Lincoln Riley after OU announced the SEC move.

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@markaduck

5 months

This is the most embarrassed I’ve ever been to be part of this fan base.

Message Board Geniuses

@BoardGeniuses

5 months

#Oklahoma fans are leaving one-star reviews for the business owned by a parent of a player who recently transferred to #Mizzou .

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@markaduck

3 years

A&M’s ego vs A&M’s record

PFF College

@PFF_College

3 years

What is the greatest rivalry in all of sports?

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@markaduck

5 years

Baylor Football:

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@markaduck

3 years

To the Texas fans chanting “We want Caleb” during Gameday, how y’all feelin’?

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@markaduck

2 years

Lincoln Riley couldn’t stand going to staff meetings with Patty Gasso because she was better at coaching offense than he’ll ever be.

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@markaduck

2 years

Lincoln Riley would lose this game.

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@markaduck

2 years

So, Rattler followed a former OU coach to USC after all.

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@markaduck

6 months

Construction workers, prisoners, Hooters employees, the Dutch.

𝙿𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 🤠

@PistolPeterOSU

6 months

Who else is wearing orange to work this morning? 🍊 💪

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@markaduck

5 months

Texas didn’t beat THIS Alabama team. Texas survived an Alabama team who wasn’t playing anywhere near the level this one is.

🤘🏻That Astros/Longhorns Guy🤘🏻

@cpenny81

5 months

@markaduck Oklahoma didn’t beat THIS Texas team. Oklahoma survived a Texas team who wasn’t playing anywhere near the level this one is.

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@markaduck

2 years

Joe C's goal: Get the best coach for Oklahoma Bob Stoop's goal: Hold the line Sooner Fans' goal: Get blocked by Lincoln Riley

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@markaduck

4 years

Baylor vs Texas

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5 years

The @Big12Conference trying to stop Horns Down

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@markaduck

2 years

We hire a coach, we bring the horses.

OU Nightly

@OUNightly

2 years

UPDATE: Boomer and #Sooner have arrived!

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4 months

Oklahoma is: 8-2 in Fort Worth 41-9 in Stillwater 39-16 in Lawrence 39-11 in Manhattan 4-1 in Morgantown 9-5 in Lubbock 12-3 in Waco Just be happy OU left.

theTCUburner 🐸🌵

@theTCUburner

4 months

how’d OU’s last trip to Fort Worth go? Or their last trip to Stillwater? Or their last trip to Lawrence? Or their last trip to Manhattan? Or their last trip to Morgantown? Or their last trip to Lubbock? Or their last trip to Waco?

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3 years

The biggest unexplained plot hole in existence.

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@markaduck

5 years

Oklahoma fans watching their team play well on defense.

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@markaduck

2 years

Zoom was unnecessary.

Texas Longhorns

@TexasLonghorns

2 years

zoom in on the glasses

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@markaduck

4 years

Barstool Maryland

@barstoolUMD

4 years

For all the Oklahoma fans in our mentions: I’m honestly just surprised you guys were able to read this tweet so good job guys

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@markaduck

2 years

How many losses you good for every year?

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@markaduck

2 years

Bob: I got practice, you go recruit. Brent:

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@markaduck

2 years

Caleb Williams, Heisman Park was here before Lincoln Riley. #Sooners

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@markaduck

3 years

OU Basketball OU Football 🤝 Unnecessary L’s to KSU

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@markaduck

2 years

Used the finger guns. #Legend

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@markaduck

4 years

@RexChapman Were any pyrotechnics necessary for what looks like a preschool Christmas play?

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@markaduck

1 year

You jerks drug Bill Snyder for nothing, the nicest dude in all of CFB.

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@markaduck

2 years

Don’t let Brent Venables 2 Oklahoma distract you from the fact that Lincoln Riley is a shoe thief.

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@markaduck

3 months

Wait until you hear about catfish.

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@OKWildlifeDept

3 months

Groundhogs are not actually a member of the hog family at all.

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@markaduck

2 years

Sam graduates: “Y’all are done now! lol” Stoops retires: “Y’all are done now! lol” Baker graduates: “Y’all are done now! lol” Kyler graduates: “Y’all are done now! lol” Jalen Hurts Graduates: “Y’all are done now! lol” Riley leaves: “Y’all are done now! lol”

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@markaduck

5 months

@goldchuchujell1 @quanybinladenn @CultureCrave I’d like to see them try.

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@markaduck

2 years

I can smell this picture

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@markaduck

1 year

Don’t make fun of kids who believe in Santa Claus, there are adults that believe Texas football is Back.

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@markaduck

1 year

Utah

PFF College

@PFF_College

2 years

WHO IS STOPPING THIS OFFENSE?

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2 years

Sportsman lake, Seminole, OK

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2 years

Respect to the Longhorn fanbase. I have no clue how you kept the energy to talk garbage year in and year out regardless of how poorly your team has played over the past decade. That’s petty turned up to eleven.

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@markaduck

21 days

Liking and retweeting Thunder posts

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@markaduck

4 years

I’ve got nothing to push. Just be considerate of others.

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@markaduck

2 years

LA is apparently the reason to play college football in LA. LA is apparently also the reason no one cares about college football in LA. Such a weird dichotomy.

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@markaduck

5 years

Sooners mannequin is tired after carrying this league for a decade.

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5 years

This was not our doing. Promise.

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2 years

I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Sooner Fan Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Tackle on Deuce Vaughn #Sooners

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@markaduck

7 months

Texas fans. What names do y’all know now?

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@markaduck

2 years

Guymon, OK y’all. 😍😍😍

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@markaduck

4 years

Texas Twitter vs Texas A&M Twitter

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@markaduck

2 years

Oklahoma fans, resist the urge to tag Caleb in a bunch of random tweets as if your special words will magically make him stay.

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@markaduck

2 years

How is that different than all the rest of the weeks?

Old Row Texas A&M

@OldRowAggies

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HUGE Bama fans this week #RollTide

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3 years

Fox: You play at 11. OU:

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5 months

It’s what time?

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5 months

Ladies and Gentleman…. It’s Jackin Time

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5 years

@RexChapman You show me content like this, then you’ll show me someone breaking their leg while water skiing, you’re a chaotic neutral.

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6 months

Alt text. Always read the alt text.

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@OKWildlifeDept

6 months

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

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5 years

Play fake EHLINGER!! KNOCKED DOWN FOR A SAFETY!! Tre Brown came on a blitz and Ehlinger never saw him!

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@markaduck

5 years

Jalen looked at Berry Tramel how we all look at Berry Tramel

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@markaduck

2 years

Caleb Williams will have a fleet of cars if he stays. #Sooners

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@markaduck

2 years

Don’t be sad Bedlam is gone. Be happy that it existed and that Oklahoma won it 90 times.

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@markaduck

5 months

Imagine leaving the first team all American off the Thorpe list.

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Well-deserved, fellas! Bowman and Stutsman named to the 2023 CBS Sports/247Sports All-America team 😮‍💨 #OUDNA

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@markaduck

9 months

Lincoln Riley made a deal with the Devil. He gets any QB he wants but he has to believe Alex Grinch is a great DC.

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@markaduck

4 years

Texas football is the Mike Bloomberg of CFB.

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@markaduck

5 months

People will die

College_FB_Unfiltered

@UnfilteredFb

5 months

*edit @GregSankey Do whatever you can to have the Red River Shootout in PRIMETIME (At least once). There is no denying that the atmosphere would be electric. @SSN_Oklahoma @SSN_Longhorns @SSN_SEC

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@markaduck

4 years

Ed Orgeron is the hero we deserve.

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@markaduck

2 years

But yea, let’s go to Texas.

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@PFF

2 years

Highest-graded OL by position 🧱

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2 years

Texas in the off-season:

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@markaduck

3 years

Did Lincoln get out-coached: yes Is it time for OU to move on from Lincoln: No Is thinking that it’s time for OU to move on from Lincoln kind of ridiculous: yes Is it okay to be frustrated: yes Could it be worse: Ye(xa)s

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@markaduck

2 years

He saw those empty stadiums at USC games and said, “yup, that’s home”

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@markaduck

2 years

Notre Dame Texas 🤝 Blowing a 28-7 lead

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@markaduck

2 years

Why can’t USC fans just let us hate Lincoln Riley?

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@markaduck

4 years

@Kyle__Boone Willing to risk the health of unpaid players in order to make money. Not a great look Mike.

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@markaduck

8 months

@JimMWeber @On3sports Lou Holtz

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@markaduck

7 months

To the good USC mutuals, I suggest you mute words Lincoln, Riley, TBOW, Grinch, Speed D, and maybe even Football.

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@markaduck

2 years

UCLA fans, blame it all on Lincoln Riley.

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@markaduck

6 months

The Big 12 conference weaponizing referees against Oklahoma and Texas

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Know any?

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@markaduck

6 months

Listen Texas and OkSt fans, yall keep asking who OU fans are rooting for and it’s neither of you. We don’t WANT either of you to win. Ask us “Who would you rather lose the game?” and you’re likely to get an honest answer. But I hate both of your teams and I want nothing good

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1 year

@GottliebShow Geez Doug, you act like he stole your credit card.

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