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6 years
*squints*. . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . .and how will the CHILD be SUPPORTED in the mean time lol
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Child Support shouldn't even go to the mother it should go to an account that nobody can touch except the child when they turn 18
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6 years
By.. . . . . .. ...calling the police?
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5 years
I'm really crying laughing at this fucking music lol
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8 years
This is my favorite picture now
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7 years
I'm really crying lol I'm so upset
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7 years
I... . .. . ....I don't know what I was expecting?? But it wasn't this LOL
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8 years
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7 years
Did ANYONE think it was the United States? Lol
@CBSSunday
CBS Sunday Morning ๐ŸŒž
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Welcome to the happiest country on Earth (and no it's NOT the United States)
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6 years
LOL
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7 years
They are such an attractive couple
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5 years
Pick a staircase pt. II
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7 years
Adele doesn't even agree with this lol
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7 years
Adele >>>>> Beyoncรฉ.
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6 years
.. . . . . . . .. . ..WHO learned about cardi b through lee daniels.
@BSO
Robert Littal BSO
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Lee Daniels Wants A Thank You From Cardi B for Making Her Famous By Posting Her On His Instagram (Video) via @ilygiovanna
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7 years
WHY. DO. I. LOVE. THESE. SO. MUCH.
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6 years
Should have seen this coming after y'all called the video for The Weekend "Cranes in the parking lot"
@thatgrapejuice
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6 years
SZA On Next Album: "It's Going To Be My Last"
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5 years
GIRL, THAT'S A BOOTYHOLE!
@Pandamoanimum
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Please tell me Iโ€™m not the only one who is slightly disturbed by the design of this travel mug lid...
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5 years
I love this video so much but I really have no idea who's right LOL
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8 years
....y'all ever seen a cat eat corn on the cob? Now you have.
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7 years
I've really never thought about owl legs. Wow.
@CGdrawing
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long legs
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5 years
I feel like making one of those threads where y'all pick a room/decor thingy
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7 years
zamn Elizabeth
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5 years
We need comprehensive sex ed for everyone.
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5 years
BABY, PLEASE! PLEASE!!
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10 years
A boy sends you an unsolicited dick pic... send back a picture of a better looking dick.
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7 years
*SCREAMS*
@Essence
ESSENCE
7 years
Queen Latifah says a 'Living Single' revival is in the works:
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9 years
I hope Ashanti fired whoever choreographed this.
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5 years
My question is.... whose pocket did they forget to grease bc this shit has been going on for centuries lol
@crillmatic_
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FBI accuses wealthy parents, including celebrities, in college-entrance bribery scheme - The Washington Post
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6 years
yes.
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5 years
So many of you are lactose intolerant AND NONE OF YOU CARE!
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5 years
He does look like Sid from Toy Story but like if Sid got the counseling he needed
@itsjustfatimah
โ˜† omgimabadb*tch โ˜†
5 years
hmmmmmmmmm
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6 years
Yes.
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8 years
*wipes tears* it's... it's beautiful
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6 years
How.... do y'all feel about this.
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6 years
A personal reminder
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7 years
this is perfect
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7 years
23?? In people years?
@badg4lrihanna
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Apparently this 23 year old man tried to break into Rihanna's NYC appartment while she was inside. Oh my god.
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6 years
Cute nipple
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7 years
Wait.... it's NOT SALLY'S????
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6 years
One of the replies said: "each other?" And I almost choked lol
@usweekly
Us Weekly
6 years
Exclusive: Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are dating!
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7 years
Wow.
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6 years
Oh duh a trust fund lol what those rich people on tv are always killing their parents to keep or whatever
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9 years
Don't let people manipulate you into thinking you don't have the right to put your well being first.
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10 years
A more photogenic dick. A dick with a future.
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8 years
Just! Like! Yah! Father!
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9 years
The disrespect needs to stop. Charlotte Pickles was a fierce savvy business woman. SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. http://t.co/6qW2kXkolH
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8 years
You can time travel to any of these periods, when:
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I am not white.
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6 years
20 whole days early. THE DATE. IS IN. THE SONG.
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5 years
Some of y'all automatically have disdain for ANYTHING you see too many women being fond of and you don't even have the range to address what the fuck is wrong with your hating ass to dismantle the shit so you can stop being so fucking bitter and move forward
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5 years
She's so fucking adorable
@TheePrettyPlug
Pretty Penny๐Ÿ’Ž
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I love Meganโ€™s square smile๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— she so cute, fuck yโ€™all man
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6 years
Why not
@TheAtlantic
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Why does Rihanna keep murdering men in music videos?
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Pick a staircase
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I wanna meet the people who were falling all over themselves to speak to Steve Harvey
@yashar
Yashar Ali ๐Ÿ˜
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This email that Steve Harvey sent to his staff......
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Virgo || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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Cancer || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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Bruh. Why she stomp in that nigga mouth LOL
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6 years
It's Blow
@CerromeRussell
MonsterKing
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Is Rocket Beyoncรฉ nastiest song or is it Partition?
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Leo || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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We should definitely rewatch this as a family.
@Degrassi
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16 years ago today, the first episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation premiered in Canada. #TimeFlies #WhateverItTakes
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Taurus || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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This is the best thing LOL
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Would you let someone chase you for $800-$1000 (depending on how much fun they have)?
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I know there's a lot going on here... but what... in the alabaster fuck... is a high-water booty.
@emmexreece
em โ™‘๏ธ
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ok just real quick one question...... PARDON?
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Have y'all ever stopped dealing w/ someone who treated you poorly AND THEN they tried to guilt you for not dealing with them anymore?
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I just had dasani water for the first time??? Bitch?? Why it taste like that?
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She.. . . .. . ..she put.. . . .. . . ... she... why she...
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*clears throat*
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Also.... doesn't what he's describing already exist? Like an education fund or something?
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I just realized I've never heard koalas make noise before.....
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Aries || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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I don't like Rick Ross but who taught him how to read the children like this? This eloquent ass drag lol.
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5 years
@jordaanblok Her: I'LL FUCK ON HIS FACE Us:
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I have no idea if he's serious or not so I'm mad I laughed
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7 years
Instigating a fight with a complete stranger just to then immediately play the victim.
@radbrowndads
ahmed ali akbar
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tomorrow u wake up and find out you have white privilege wat's the first thing u do
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You shouldn't have to imagine someone is your mother/sister/daughter for you to respect their humanity
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8 years
Oh. My. God.
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5 years
Y'all tryna fuck DaBaby?
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7 years
I think I'm mainly upset that it's the same color as that hand?
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Sagittarius || 2016, 2017, & 2018
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So, y'all hate condoms. But girls on birth control are "hoes"... but she's so fine you not finna pull out... but that ain't your baby? Okay
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Every time this "parental discipline" conversation comes around some of y'all seem SO eager to put hands on kids... like, are y'all aight?
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6 years
This seems... random.
@fusetv
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It's official! @NaomiScott , @Lupita_Nyongo , and Kristen Stewart are leading the latest #CharliesAngels reboot. ๐Ÿ“ท: Getty Images
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This is my second favorite video of this challenge
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5 years
YES MA'AM
@redditships
relationships.bsky.social
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My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose.
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And who sold y'all the lie that single custodial parents are out here scamming the system and living lavish off child support checks? And why did you buy said lie lol
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