Finally! We can unveil that, in the
#StarWars
universe, Cleveleys is NIAMOS. Episode 7 of
#Andor
has landed and you can see Cleveleys in all it's glory!
Imagine if you paid to hire a skip, filled it, but then the firm you paid just dumped it at the end of your road.
We're paying
@unitedutilities
to remove and treat sewage, but they are dumping it, untreated, walking distance from where most of us live.
#SewageScandal
Why do news programmes always give advice about avoiding the coast during storms and then show a wind blown reporter standing on the coast….?
#StormIsha
Reports of an earthquake this morning felt by people all across Blackpool have been dismissed by Cuadrilla CEO who insists he felt "nothing at all" from his holiday home in the Seychelles.
#fracking
#earthquake
#Blackpool
Reminder that Blackpool North beach has a current pollution warning from the environment agency and is warning against swimming and paddling for the entire 2023 season.
#sewage
#sewagegate
@Feargal_Sharkey
David Walliams visited Flakefleet school today. He was quite touched that all the Fleetwood mums dressed up as Little Britain character Vicky Pollard for him until he found out that's what they actually always look like.
Police raided a party in Kirkham on Saturday night where 45 people had gathered in a marquee. The organiser was fined £10,000.
Meanwhile in Cleveleys, twice that many people were inside Wetherspoons with far less ventilation, and instead of a fine the bar took £5,000.
#RuleOfSix
Cafe Cove on Cleveleys promenade now being transformed into a full-on
#StarWars
set for the upcoming filming of
#Andor
next week.
A Cappuccino will now cost 5 Galactic Standard Credits.
Local Weather-
Cleveleys- More thunderstorms & heavy rain due tonight.
Lytham- Ask the staff to cancel your garden party invitations.
Fleetwood- Weather may make burglaries difficult between 3am and 4am.
Knott End- Big sky man very angry, he go boom boom. Run and hide.
Now the I'm A Celebrity contestants have been evacuated, ITV are desperately looking for an inhospitable, run-down castle to continue the series in.....
#iacgmooh
Lucasfilm started today searching for ‘unusual’ and ‘exotic’ people to act as extras on the Cleveleys Star Wars shoot.
After five minutes in Fleetwood Asda they had a cast of thousands.
@ellie6
@vicky_theakston
Preventing transmission isn't the same as preventing infection. Infection is catching it, transmission is passing it on to others. Am surprised a semi-professional Twitter clever-dick doesn't know this.
Here's local MP Paul Maynard's now-deleted tweet in which he copied and pasted the instructions he had been given, followed by his completely spontaneous replacement tweet in which he said what he'd been told to say.
As of tomorrow, due to leaving the EU, "Poulton Le Fylde" will officially be called "Poulton The Fylde" and referring to it by it's French name will carry a penalty of instant deportation.
#BrexitEve
Film crews in Blackpool yesterday for upcoming Netflix series 'Stay Close', starring Richard Armitage, James Nesbitt, and based on the Harlan Coben novel. Harlan Coben is famous for his unexpected plot twists, rumour is that Blackpool turns out to be not at all cheap and tacky.
The dog ban on Cleveleys beach has been extended again and now includes cats, ferrets, children under 5, Charlotte Dawson, anyone from Knott End, giraffes, Estate Agents, Mr Ian Withers, Little T, modified mobility scooters, unmodified mobility scooters, fish and gingers.
Instead of the Australian jungle, 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' is taking place this year in Norbreck Castle, where celebrities are expected to face some of the worst eating trials yet.
#ImACeleb
#imacelebrity
China has constructed and opened this 1000-bed hospital in just 48 HOURS to cope with the coronavirus outbreak.
Can we please get the name of the contractors and get them working on Norcross Roundabout?
Blackpool Council plans to plant 10,000 new trees over the next 10 years. If they maintain them as well as they cut the grass during the summer, this is what the town will look like.
More INCREDIBLE scenes on Cleveleys beach as dozens of families are stranded by incoming tide and have to wade to safety carrying children, bikes and barbecues.
#COVIDIOT
@BorisJohnson
Q. How much of the 'leveling up' fund is Blackpool getting?
A. Zero.
Q. How much progress has been made on the Poulton - Fleetwood railway line Boris pledged to reopen back in November 2019?
A. Zero.
We would like to apologise for any offence caused.
We did not intend to suggest that everyone in Fleetwood is a benefit claiming single mother. There are also the unemployed, many teenage fathers, several shoplifters and some fishermen.
This is disgusting social profiling. Not everyone in Fleetwood is a benefit claiming teenage single mother. Cleveleys News should be ashamed.
#fakenews
Rail situation to Blackpool now so bad that even the ghost train at the Pleasure Beach has been exchanged for a replacement ghost bus service.
#NorthernRail
Wow! 😲 The Winter Gardens team have made an exciting discovery!
During their efforts to remove outdated signage and restore the Victoria Street side of the venue, they uncovered the original signage for Professor Peabody's Playplace hidden beneath.