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@JortsTheCat
merch just dropped. This is Cody (orange boy) and Kammie (calico Angel) who until tonight lived in our backyard. They were born to be loved!
My coworker is a very big Bills fan and I asked him what time we was heading to the game tomorrow and he got very serious and he said “we leave for every tailgate at 7-1-6”
I want to give credit where it’s deserved, I did not take this picture, but the world needs to know that the Buffalo Scientology Center was “defaced” yesterday with the words “ALIEN PENIS” - it’s a work of goddamned art!
I BOUGHT THE MF’ING 12 FOOT SKELETON!!!!! ITS OVER FOR MY NEIGHBORS! TAKE THAT BYRON BROWN, YOURE GONNA RAISE PROPERTY TAXES???! IM GONNA LEAVE THIS SKELETON UP ALL YEAR LONG AND DRIVE MY PROPERTY VALUE DOWN!!
OMG I called
@Wegmans
to ask if they could order more of this specific frozen burrito that meets my diet reqs and they are ordering me a full case! THANK YOU WEGMANS! THANK YOU JEROME IN FROZEN FOODS (Amherst St in Buffalo)!!!!
I don’t have a problem w/ “looting” (disenfranchised, Working poor folx who have to resort to extreme measures in order to survive when the system fails them) but I also don’t care about people taking TVs from Rent A Center. Rent to Own stores prey on marginalized folx. Fuck ‘em.
Today is the 21st anniversary of my mom’s death. I was 21 when she died, so I guess that means that as of 5:46pm today, I’ll have been alive longer without than I was with her. I have a lot of feelings. I’m also going back to bed.
Skelly is still standing. We had plans to take him down this week but then THIS week happened. I’m tired and I honestly do not care if he breaks. If he breaks, he breaks. I’m leaving it up to the Gods.
Also possible unpopular opinion outside of the Service Industry but if you go into a restaurant within a half hour of them closing, you were raised wrong.
For anyone playing along at home, they discharged Ryan around 2:30 today and we went home & immediately fell asleep. He had four bags of saline, & they sent a bunch of stuff out for testing. Not sure what he has/had, but he’s home resting and I’m headed to Wegmans to get zofran.
This picture is from just a few weeks after I met
@RyanCrowley
which happens to be NINE YEARS AGO TODAY! Love this man with my entire soul. Plus he’s got great legs!
Ummm excuse me
@MayorByronBrown
you want to talk about 3% not being a “modest tax increase”??? You increased my property taxes on the west side, $600/yr to $4200/yr! What do you call that???
Our brand new 2022 GMC terrain has broken down at the corner of main st and Chippewa, ON the train tracks. I am going to die. The cops are here. People are honking and yelling. I want to disappear. Both Onstar and our roadside assistance can’t get here for over and hour.
Will not tolerate any “sportsball” discourse. If you don’t have anything nice or constructive to say, zip it. Don’t make fun of people for liking something you don’t. You are not superior because you don’t like football.
Who wants to move? Like, Berlin? I hear they have a good quality of life. Finns are consistently ranked as like the happiest people in the world. France goes off when their gov’t tries to take away their rights. There’s got to be something better out there.
Being an election inspector forces you to spend 16 hours with people who have different opinions than you and also pretty heavily solidifies that mine are the better ones
I don’t have words for what happened Sunday night. I’m beyond broken hearted for the loss of our sweet, special girl. Thank you for everyone’s condolences. I need a break from everything right now.
Alright so I guess I’ll just hop in and explain what happened.
Last night our beautiful cat Camille passed away. She was way too young but we gave her an incredible life.
Don’t let anyone tell you getting tattooed near your armpit is a breeze. Thanks to Mike Dudick at Cowpök Elmwood for taking my inspo and running with it in the perfect direction.
8 years ago,
@RyanCrowley
randomly sat down next to me at the Pink and told me I was beautiful. We’ve literally been together ever since. I love him so much.
Happy six year anniversary to excitedly taking Hilary masks to The Pink to celebrate what we thought would be a slam dunk but instead we all cried and then Bethlehem Steel burned down the next day
Technically our anniversary is tomorrow but we got married on a Friday so it’s kind of like we get two days of anniversaries? We made it one year!
@RyanCrowley
I’m not above telling folx that I’ve gained 30lbs since my wedding. I was UNDERweight then, but I’m not comfortable in my body right now. But also I just want to do all the fun stuff, and eating and drinking are fun. 27 years of ED, this is a Win. But running is fun too.
The widow of fallen firefighter Jason Arno has filed a notice of claim against both the City of Buffalo and the Buffalo Fire Department, citing "wrongful death" and a number of other hardships.
It’s my husband’s birthday. Life has been rough lately but he’s the best. Happy birthday
@RyanCrowley
I love you so much! So much that I will wait in the Custard Corner line for you.
@Codishaa
Not ashamed to say I bought these in pink BUT I found a coupon code for $15 off! If anyone is interested it’s SAVE15 at check out! I promise I’m a real girl, not a bot lol!
I accidentally had a good hair day. Also we had a 1.5hr wait at the diner for most of the day and really only one person (looking at you, Gilda) gave me shit about it.
I just booked a weekend at the Corning Museum of Glass in two weeks! We are going to take a glass blowing class! IM SO EXCITED IM A SLUT FOR BLOWN GLASS!!!!
I ripped my lower left nose ring out of my nose this morning in the shower and then driving to work on Main St, the train is on the opposite tracks so I had to Emergency jump the curb. Tonight we have our tax appointment. I’m having a BAD DAY!
I made a pretty big post to Buy Nothing and was very specific (porch pickup, not splitting the items up) and so far all the replies have been asking for individual items and also someone wants delivery. Ma’am, this is DiGiorno.
Just told my coworker Steve about buying the skeleton and he said he hopes that it ships like one of those compressed mattresses so that it comes in a really tiny box and when we open it, it expands like a Casper and now I do, too.
Man in a “fvck your feelings” hoodie that also had an American flag decal on it just complained because he was in the wrong polling place, saying they probably moved the polling places so Tr*mpito wouldn’t win. Where am I? What year is it? What is life?
We found out the man hitting on Ryan and buying us Mezcal shots and seriously scolding us for wanting to visit Mexico City was served with divorce papers today and a lot more stuff makes sense
I booked an Airbnb in Rochester for Ryan’s bday but it’s Lilac Fest weekend and there’s NOTHING, and it turned out our original place was double booked and they canceled on us. So I found this place, “a place for lovers” - people have ABSOLUTELY banged here.
If you haven’t seen it, please go now and watch True Stories - I found this for $3 at Big Lots about 15 years ago and it’s been a favorite ever since. Bizarre, sweet, absurd, surreal, you name it. Plus John Goodman is a total fox.