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Cannibals in New Guinea complaining that the price of human meat increased 70% during President Biden’s administration. “Bidenomics is eating us alive”. ⁦

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85 year old legendary comedian Rich Little refuses to impersonate Biden in a debate skit opposite Shane Gillis’ Trump on upcoming SNL. “I don’t impersonate vegetables”. -Rich Little ⁦ @nbcsnl ⁩ ⁦⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @Shanemgillis ⁩

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Seinfeld character Gary Fogel thanks President Biden for curing his cancer. “Maybe he can next cure dementia, would be great for him.” -Gary Fogel ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @Gutfeldfox ⁩ ⁦ @JerrySeinfeld ⁩

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Mayor Pete arrested after smashing toy train set in D.C. store. Clerk says, “He (Pete) came in wanting to buy a doll for his boy but as soon as he saw the train set he went crazy, something triggered him real bad.” @PeteButtigieg @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion #trainderailment

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Ben and Jerry’s ice cream founders claim they are 1/32 Indian and hence don’t have to return the land the factory is on. We don’t have to return it because it was given to us. Plus we don’t want to perpetuate the Indian giver stereotype @TheBabylonBee @benandjerrys @TheOnion

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Even if a high Hunter Biden crashed that doomed Malaysian Flight 370 into the White House pool on the South Lawn, the Secret Service still would have found no evidence and closed the case. Much less for a bag of coke 🙈🙉🙊 @SecretService @libsoftiktok @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion

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Cocaine bear eats Hunter Biden on the south lawn of the White House and immediately suffers a heart attack. President Biden vows to never invite the Easter bunny again to the White House. @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @POTUS

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@nytimes Guessing his ashes will be sent to his brother that ratted him out? He should be careful opening up the box. 📬🎁💣 @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee

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@ClownWorld_ She looks like Carol from The Walking Dead years after she's been bitten

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Governor Newsom tells president Xi that they are filming another Walking Dead spin-off on the streets of San Fransisco after he shows up a couple of days earlier than expected. ⁦ @GavinNewsom ⁩ ⁦ @TheWalkingDead ⁩ ⁦ @TheFive ⁩

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11 months

A guilt ridden Casper the Friendly Ghost cancels himself. “I’m depicted as nice because I’m white, if I was Black I would be lazy and scary, my role in perpetuating racism will haunt me forever.” ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @ibramxk ⁩ #racistafterlife4ever

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7 months

Gavin Newsom says he only changes his underwear when he visits a proctologist or when Chinese president Xi visits him. ⁦ @GavinNewsom ⁩ ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @TheFive ⁩

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Vegan Billionaire stranded in the Titanic sub spots a can of V8 juice on the Titanic's debris field. #TitanicRescue #v8Juice @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion

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"We have young Black kids growing up in the Bronx; they don't even know what the word sculling is.They don't know. They don't know these things." - NY Governor Kathy Hochul ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦⁦ @TheOfficerTatum ⁩ ⁦

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Tony Bennett’s ghost refuses to go back to San Fransisco in order to retrieve his heart for the funeral. “Too scary there, even for me.” Said Tony’s ghost @itstonybennett @GavinNewsom @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion @SFMayorsOffice

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@TheBabylonBee No need to relocate. Gaza coming to Oakland.

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Trekkies accused of being racists while attending local comic con. ⁦ @Deadspin ⁩ ⁦ @carronJphillips ⁩ ⁦ @ibramxk ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩

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Lonely Maytag repairman commits suicide after hearing Binden’s proposal on dishwashers. In a note he wrote, “There’s no place for middle aged white men anymore. Glad Mr. Whipple is not around to see this.” ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ #charmin

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The National Association of Deaf People say an overwhelming majority of deaf and hard of hearing individuals also wish that they were completely color blind for the month of June. Only about .3 percent did not wish to be color blind. 🧑🏻‍🦯🕑🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion

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A provident President Jimmy Carter’s dying wish is to be buried in a double sized coffin. “My hope is that Joe Biden will join me and save the taxpayers some money AND save America from this gosh darn nightmare”. -JC number 39 @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @POTUS

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11 months

Released Charles Mason devotee violates parole after misgendering a Starbucks barista and returns to jail. “How was I to know? she was hairier than Charlie was!” @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion @libsoftiktok #helterskelter

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@FoxNews Even Patrick Swayze as a ghost rolled his eyes. 🙄👻

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@TheOnion Progressive man secretly ashamed of all his virtue signaling

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During Bidenomics, what does a prepper on his deathbed say when he realizes that the sun will rise the next morning? " Eat the canned tuna first, they're not cheap." @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee #Bidenomics #preppers

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After meeting again with Governor Newsom, President Xi of China decreed that all Chinese and English dictionaries will henceforth replace the definition of Unctuous with just a photo of the governor. 👑🇨🇳📏🌎 @GavinNewsom @thefive @TheBabylonBee

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@DonnaBarford Brother, can you spare a dime? That dime now is ten dollars due to Bidenomics

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Chinese spies accidentally crash miniWiener mobile spy base while trying to park across the street from White House. 🌭🚗🥡👀 @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee #chinesespybase #chinesespyballon

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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg proposed that morbidly obese people fly for free if they sit next to a Boeing 737's Max door plug "It's time that we see fat people as a potential human plug for future door plug mishaps". @AlaskaAir #decompression_sucks @TheBabylonBee

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Self-proclaimed criminal mastermind Bryan Kohberger stated to his lawyer that if he committed the Idaho University murders in blackface and left behind a small leather black glove rather than a leather sheath, he would have never been caught @TheBabylonBee #ojsimpson @TheOnion

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@AlexanderBae10 good morning!

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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 Yup, Jimmy Buffet opening Margaritaville Resorts there. 🌴🍹

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If Jesus was a Palestinian, then Joey Chestnut the hot dog eating champion is a vegetarian. #nathanshotdogs

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15 years after Miracle on Hudson, Capt. Sully seen as a racist for not landing plane on basketball court in NYC. “Black passengers can’t swim especially in a river named for a white colonizing explorer”. ⁦ @PeteButtigieg ⁩ ⁦ @united ⁩ #dei #faa

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@KAOS_1961 @stillgray Need more fiber

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After Nikki Haley failed to name 3 provinces in Eastern Ukraine, her campaign released a video of her correctly spelling Mississippi while being blindfolded. @VivekGRamaswamy @NikkiHaley #RepublicanPrimaryDebate

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In 2050, things here will be so bad, Mexico will build its own wall to keep “Americans” out. The late Trump will have be proven right about who would pay to build a wall back in 2015. #illegalaliens #deport ⁦ @realDonaldTrump ⁩ ⁦ @POTUS ⁩

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Roberto Dinero changes his zoom background to the Eiffel Tower to show he is serious about moving abroad if Trump wins in 2024. ⁦⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @Not_the_Bee ⁩

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@FoxNews Airline passengers complain about delays only because they are too lazy to walk to their destinations. “If more people walked they wouldn’t be complaining”-Mayor Pete @PeteButtigieg

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1983: how many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? 2023: how many Harvard grads does it take to change a light bulb? @Harvard #dei_hire

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President Joe Biden using Maga as a bogeyman/scapegoat/red herring since childhood. ⁦ @POTUS ⁩ ⁦ @VP ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ #anachronistictweet

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Georgia's District Attorney Fani Willis now wants to assign her local milkman as the new special prosecutor in case against Trump. @FaniforDA @TheBabylonBee #creamforFani

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@TheBabylonBee Traded in his camel for a cute little burrito 🫏

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When asked how appetizing is President Biden, cannibals in New Guinea responded by saying they don’t eat the living dead. ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩

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Black albino gangbangers hesitant to kill black rivals because of BLM. "They think we white and call us racists. We want to kill in peace like all homies, no attention, no joke…they do leave us alone once they find out we black, ain’t that bull?” #blm #thebabylonbee #theonion

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UPenn’s board tells Harvard they are free to use “duplicative language without appropriate attribution” or just plain copy President Magill’s resignation letter for when President Claudine Gay resigns. @Harvard @realchrisrufo #dei_hire @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion

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If you told Osama bin Laden 20 years ago that in 2024 you could cross the southern border completely unvetted, unsupervised and have all your expenses paid for he would have had a cow...or camel and accused you of smoking too much opium. @POTUS #CloseTheBorder @AliMayorkas

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"Soon you will know who I am, very easily" ~ Movsum Samadov. Chairman of Azerbaijan Islamic Party. Movsum Samadov is a recently released terrorist and illegal migrant that came through our southern border and into Arizona. Folks, a wide open border is a major threat to each

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Ebonics class enrollment dropped precipitously for Asians after today's Scotus decision. Speaking Ebonics is no longer seen as a leg up for getting accepted to ivy league schools by the Asian community. #AffirmativeAction @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @MichelleObama

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@Alphafox78 Pilots get confused navigating when they need to turn the world globe upside down to see where they are. If it’s on a stand the bottom piece sometimes covers Antarctica. Very dangerous. 🌎

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President Biden says he will move from Venezuela if Trump wins the election. @potus @realDonaldTrump

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@Karen4everTrump President Jimmy Carter is super glad. He was replaced as the worst president in modern history by President Biden.

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Former President of UPenn gets fired from barista job after writing Bigfoot on an espresso order placed by Sasquatch. ⁦ @UniversityofP ⁩ @EliseStefanik ⁩ ⁦ @Harvard ⁩ ⁦ @MIT ⁩ #callsforgenocide ⁦ @Columbia ⁩

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Greta Thunberg secretly clogs toilet at local coffee shop in Sweden to show proof that the world is really coming to an end today. @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @AOC

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President Biden’s Uncle Sam turning the other cheek 130 times before finally doing something about the Houthis attacks. #biden_napping @POTUS

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Taylor Swift frustrated that NYC stalker keeps getting released from jail, anonymously mails him a red MAGA hat in hopes he wears it next time he stalks her. “If he wears it they’ll throw the book at him for sure”. -Swift ⁦ @ManhattanDA ⁩ ⁦ @TishJames ⁩ ⁦ @POTUS ⁩

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Maine’s Secretary of State Shenna Bellows trying to charge neighbor with murder after she witnesses him buying Prestone antifreeze at local NAPA auto parts store. ⁦ @shennabellows ⁩ ⁦ @GovJanetMills ⁩ ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩

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A day after Trump’s rally, President Biden draws six supporters in Wildwood NJ when visiting an ice cream shop on the boardwalk.

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Hi everyone, Can I write off on my taxes getting mugged by a “newcomer” formerly know as an illegal alien, as charity or some sort of hospitality? Thanks. #BuildTheWall @SecMayorkas @POTUS

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Supermarket Sweep TV show producers claim that locked up items in markets are making it difficult to recruit a diverse group of contestants. “Cities are our proving grounds, this racism has to stop.” ⁦ @catturd2 ⁩ ⁦ @ManhattanDA ⁩ ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ ⁦ @TheOnion ⁩

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What country has ghosts voting? Ghost criminals (illegals) running rampant ? A doddering, moribund leader AND soon to be a ghost himself, ghosting the populace? @POTUS @elonmusk @TheBabylonBee

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Nat Geo Bee champions questioning Nikki Haley’s “Indianness” after she failed to recite three Ukrainian provinces. “She is no Nimarata, all Nikki”. -Geo Bee Champions 1989 -2019 🇮🇳🇺🇸 ⁦ @NikkiHaley ⁩ ⁦ @VivekGRamaswamy ⁩ ⁦ @realDonaldTrump ⁩ #republicandebate

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President Biden advised by White House doctors that viewing the eclipse from the position of his head up his own tochus 🍑is safe. #SolarEclipse2024

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Gemini generate an image of sliced white bread

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@FoxNews Let’s go hot air ballooning over the Hindenburg crash site during a thunderstorm in Jersey! You down? 🎈⛈️💀

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Former Rep. George Santos willing to help Harvard’s President Claudine Gay work on her resume once she gets fired. “She would help me out with my papers when we were at Harvard. -Santos @Harvard @RepSantosNY03 #DEI_hire @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @realchrisrufo @RepStefanik

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In an attempt to boost sagging Latino support, President Biden adopts a Chihuahua for the White House and names it Taco. #LatinosConBiden #AdiosBiden #HolaTrump

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@FoxNews In NYC you can discriminate against a Baloney frying renter but not a violent felon. If Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat his victims he would be good to go in this $5,750 unit in Brooklyn. @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee

This $5,750-a-Month Brooklyn Apartment Has a Smell Test

New Yorkers are used to finding quirky situations when apartment hunting, but a ban on cooking meat and fish in the building might be a new one.

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ABC replacing Whoopi Goldberg and all the hosts on “The View” with Chicken Little and the Boy Who Cried Wolf. The new 24/7 show will focus on the upcoming Trump dictatorship and the apocalypse to follow. ⁦ @TheView ⁩ #hysterics4Biden ⁦ @elonmusk ⁩

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Invisible man upset that he didn't run in the Nevada primary against Nikki Haley. "I would've beat Nikki and that None of the Above candidate!"- Invisible Man @NikkiHaley #biden_afraidtodebate_invisibleman

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White House kitchen staff impose anti-gag order for President Biden by serving only Jello and applesauce

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@benshapiro In todays world, Anne Frank’s diary would never have seen the light of day.

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I’m surprised that D.A. Fani Willis isn’t playing up the oppressed Black female victim by wearing a kente patterned scarf. Guess Pelosi threw hers away? ⁦ @SpeakerPelosi ⁩ ⁦ @ibramxk ⁩

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ChatGPT responds with a resounding “Duh Duh” every time when asked a question by the secret service regarding the White House cocaine. @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee @POTUS

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My son's elementary school is putting on an original musical production based on the Power Rangers. My son wants to play the black power ranger. I'm afraid that he is a racist. We are both White, what can we do? @carronJphillips @ibramxk @RobinDiAngelo @Deadspin #griftersgalore

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Organizers last night at the White House correspondents dinner decided to forgo the laugh track once they confirmed Kamala Harris was attending

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@TheOnion New spell: Reparodongo🪄📈🍆

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President Biden ordering all federal buildings to lower Palestinian flags to half-staff in recognition of the passing of OJ Simpson. @TheBabylonBee

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Biden claims he visited East Palestine before the “plane” crash. 🤯🤯🤯 @POTUS @PeteButtigieg

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Claudine Gay holds two world records: 1) shortest stint as Harvard President. 2) taught class (pass/fail) with the greatest number of students enrolled were named Shaquana. Congrats @Harvard #dei

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Gavin Newsom recalls how Target clerk blamed him for California retail theft — before realizing who he was

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Tour guides for the missing Titanic tour sub are ecstatic over news of the doomed sub. “Honestly there wasn’t that much to say down there, plus today everyone is a friggin Titanic expert, now I can talk about the sub and my dead colleagues, can't wait. "

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President Biden said that he stopped using the term Bidenomics because it got to be too costly for him to use @JoeBiden

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President Biden fires Mayorkas and hires Dudley Do-Right as Homeland "Security" Secretary. "I'm sending Dudley to the Alaskan border with Canada to stem the caribou migrants flow."-Biden @SecMayorkas @POTUS #LakenRiley #BuildTheWall @JesseBWatters

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Biden Seems Forgetful, but That Doesn’t Mean He Is ‘Forgetting’ So does the leader of the world's 1st superpower (Biden - in case you forgot) take Leave of his senses when he looks and talks to dead people or does he just plain take leave of his senses?

Opinion | I’m a Neuroscientist. We’re Thinking About Biden’s Memory and Age in the Wrong Way.

We are due for a national conversation, informed by science and not politics, about our expectations for our leaders’ cognitive and emotional health.

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@jayroo69 @stillgray Tortellini, not Mussolini

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Prime Minister Trudeau orders a fatwa on all Canadian Muslims that are against LGBTQ+ curriculum in schools. “ I’m the Prime Mufti Minister”.-Justinian the Great 👑🇨🇦 @elonmusk @JustinTrudeau @TheBabylonBee

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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg announcing that all commercial airline pilots are now required to know by heart the words to R.Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly”. ⁦ @PeteButtigieg ⁩ #dei ⁦⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩ #R .Kelly4headofFAA

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@lporiginalg Golf commentators on TV did something similar for the hard of hearing and the blind, rather than whispering they yelled throughout the Masters. 😱4🧏‍♂️ 🧑🏻‍🦯

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The medical term for oily stool is called steatorrhea. Governor Newsom of California is the living embodiment of steatorrhea. Walking and talking oily stool. 🚶🏻‍♂️🗣️💩 @GavinNewsom @RonDeSantis @RubinReport @TheBabylonBee

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NYC police discovered a gluten free, wheat grass and soy flavored Hot Pocket left behind in an oven by protestors at Columbia University.

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The closest thing to any Republican endorsement for Nikki Haley after today will be from Senator John Fetterman

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@FoxNews What did the criminal say to his friend before entering a Target store in Oakland, “keep the motor running, I’ll be In-N-Out in a second”. @GavinNewsom

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Dylan Mulvaney visiting Peru in order to feel “safe” causes the Peruvian Gov’t to temporarily change its name to East Ecuador. “7% of our GDP is from tourism, we don’t want loss any revenue.” @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion #BudLight

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I just saw a Black fan in white face at the Cincinnati Bengal game tonight. I’m aware that the Bengals are wearing their white uniforms, I felt a bit envious. Am I a racist? Or a bad fan? Thanks! ⁦ @carronJphillips ⁩ ⁦ @ibramxk ⁩ ⁦ @RobinDiAngelo ⁩ ⁦ @Deadspin ⁩

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Soup thrown on the Mona Lisa will probably get more coverage on CNN than our three soldiers killed in Jordan today

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Biden promises White House press corps and his grandchild Navy that he will come back and answer questions they may have about Santa Claus, ice cream or where babies come from. “Tomorrow or the next day”. -Biden ⁦ @POTUS ⁩ ⁦ @PressSec ⁩

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President Biden’s, “DON’T” means: Democracts Offering Noncommittal Threats

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@yanisvaroufakis Even the late Suzanne Somers and Don Knotts are laughing!

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@satirenyc

4 months

Number one song today in Venezuela is Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”. Most popular name in Venezuela for a boy in 2023 was “Biden”. ¿Qué sorpresa? 🇻🇪is🇺🇸 @POTUS @elonmusk @TheBabylonBee

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Quipping is a word

@satirenyc

11 months

@R_RLachance @PeteButtigieg @TheBabylonBee @TheOnion Not as much as Biden does, in fairness he really doesn't quip, he just mumbles.

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