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7 years

@Lin_Manuel Wherever I go, I know he goes Wherever I go, I know she goes No fits, no fights, no feuds and no egos Amigos,

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5 years

Justice had a good evening

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1 year

Look what popped up on my memories from 4 years ago! Helli ♥️

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1 year

Ugly-crying over a dog I’ve never met. Please hug your dogs a bit tighter and send the GR squad your love #Hopper

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1 year

We said goodbye to Hopper last night💔 Nothing helped her worsening pain. Her regular and 🇨🇦vets agreed we were beyond what Librela could fix. We had a great last night - paddled, swam, and Hopps ate a whole XL Hershey bar. She was the heart of the squad & we are lost without her

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6 months

Rory and I decided our family could use another another member. He joined us a little later than planned, but we’re happy to introduce Finley ( @goodboyfinley ) (a good Irish name like Rory), a 11-week old rescue all the way from Texas! #DogsOfTwitter #NewPuppy

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6 years

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down or stressed I come back to this tweet. Pepe is so strong and beautiful and...damn, I love these dogs.

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@BlairBraverman

6 years

look at this strong and brilliant athlete, making her own way

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9 months

@babbymd About 10 years ago my PCP at the time thought it relevant to mention that I had gained some weight (in a negative way) 1. I was well aware 2. They were also my PCP as a teenager, when I was being treated for an eating disorder

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4 years

@anna_oman @_pem_pem Omg. The poor families and friends. It’s bad enough to lose someone suddenly (and preventable) but then to have their remains treated in such a manner is... well unfathomable.

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2 years

@theworldofdog That is Tatum, but that is not his first walk after adoption. He does this all the time when he sees his neighbor because he’s just a big goof and knows he’s going to get treats. He has a TikTok and Instagram where they explain this (.Tatum)

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4 years

@QuinceMountain @Harukio It's actually interesting that this came up. I was in a store the awhile ago when NY first implemented the plastic bag ban and got into a conversation with another shopper who was a young black man. He was concerned about how he'd be perceived carrying a bag INTO the store.

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2 years

@NotKatieCase @dietz_meredith Months are closer to 4.5 weeks than 4 Math: 40 weeks = 280 days. 2/3 of the months have 31 days, the others have 30, so on average a month is 30.66 days. 280/30.66 = 9.13 months or 9 months and 4 days

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2 years

@MBPDSC @MyrtleBeachFire @MyrtleBeachEM @MyrtleBeachGov Well I wasn’t planning on it (not to mention I’m in NY) but now I want to go on that damn boat!

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2 months

They had a big bin of clearance toys near the registers. Finley basically shoved his head in and pulled out Mr. Llama here and held it like “can I keep him?” How could I refuse?

Finley

@goodboyfinley

2 months

While we were at the store I saw this llama 🦙 and really liked it so humom let me get it! #Llama

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2 months

Northeast people! Finley’s brother, Bogart (fna Aslan), is back up for adoption! His family loves him but they live in NYC and he needs a less chaotic environment. He’ll be 6 months old tomorrow! Loves other dogs but they’re recommending a home without young children.

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2 years

@TheGoldenRatio4 His name is Guacomole He eats his waffle slowly If you throw a ball, he will catch it like a goalie (Hey, I tried)

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6 months

‼️PUPPY IN A CHRISTMAS BOX 🎄‼️

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6 years

@dog_rates Justice also has cancer (insulinoma - pancreatic) and has been diligently fighting for 7 months, but like Gunner, it's expensive!

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2 months

Where do adult women buy bathing suits? All of my current suits are technically “juniors” but I’m in my mid/late 30s and while I’m fit & athletic, I certainly don’t have the body of a teenager…

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5 years

@EM_RESUS Yup. Look at the UK where it's so much harder to get guns. They still have crime, and knife-attacks are far more common than in the US. But compare the number of victims with knives and the amount of time it takes with shootings...they're not even on the same playing-field

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6 months

Finley has decided that New York is too cold. While I took down decorations and Rory patrolled the yard, Finley sat at the door, occasionally whining, like he was auditioning for an ASPCA commercial (Continued) #DogsOfTwitter

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20 days

Egg-sandwich wanters (Don’t worry, they got an egg 🍳)

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6 months

We need pet thrift stores/consignment shops! A place to donate or exchange crates, harnesses, and pet apparel that is still in good condition but no longer fits or is needed!

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3 years

@BlairBraverman Omg Bler, I hate to tell you, but your potato 🥔 has turned into a puppy 🐶

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6 years

@BubbaAtkinson @yashar The report cards I get from the dog walker:

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5 years

@QuinceMountain I sent Blair, a mushergram from Hari for his pups and family "if you need guidance look to the stars and let out a howl; I’m listening"

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@runnjen

5 years

Mushergrams are in! Left for: Victoria Anja - in German Blair, Helli, and Pepe - from me His pups and family - from Hari "if you need guidance look to the stars and let out a howl; I’m listening" #uglydogs #mushertwitter #Iditarod2019

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3 months

Every once in awhile I think about how weird it is how deeply I care about and love dogs I’ve never met (and only know online) And then I decide I don’t care that it’s weird because it makes me happy

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3 years

He brought the outside in

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27 days

Can we take a moment to admire Rory’s very fluffy tail?

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4 months

What kind of donut is this?

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2 years

@bunsenbernerbmd This is a good time to say: Dogs are hard, puppies are harder! Sometimes the best choice is to adopt an adult dog - you know what you’re getting in terms of size and temperament, my last guy came potty trained! Train quickly! Still have plenty of years & good feelings of rescuing

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4 months

Well I wasn’t planning on crying this morning out of…. I don’t know the right word, love? ♥️

Blair Braverman

@BlairBraverman

4 months

How do you know if you’re giving your dog a good life?

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5 months

Productive? No But not the worst way to spend a very cold Saturday morning (Seriously, the “feels like” temperature is -9°F) #WeekendMood #DogsOfTwitter

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3 years

@BlairBraverman This burden on nurses is not new, COVID had simply allowed the public to see it and forced them to acknowledge it. I’m a nurse who worked in neuro ICU and ICU (and a bit of OR/ER) prior to getting my MBA. Burnout, exhaustion, and PTSD was real then, I can’t imagine now.

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1 year

@TheGoldenRatio4 ♥️ Hopper T - 🧡 Originator of the GR squad 💛 Big seester to all (but especially Venk) 💚 Frens of fish and connoisseur of tennis balls 💙 Lover of *that* rock and her GR mom and dad 💜 And loved by the entire internet

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3 years

I’m sure you’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf. The Canadian version:

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3 years

I fuckin’ made this you guys! Rory has a cozy place to chill and sleep right next to me, I think it looks awesome, I don’t have the crate taking up extra space (in my not very big bedroom), and I did it myself 😊

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1 year

I took this picture at the park today which I really love because Rory looks handsome as h*ck, but also because it reminds me of another picture I took of him the second day he was mine 💚

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5 months

If anyone else is feeling kind of yucky and struggling to get through your workday, might I suggest you try working with a puppy on your lap? I can verify it does wonders for your stress levels. #DogsOfTwitter

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@runnjen

2 months

How do I get a dog that doesn’t look absolutely miserable in photos? 😂

Finley

@goodboyfinley

2 months

Hello! It’s Monday which means the human had to “work” (ew) but we did get a good walkie and I went to class! #DogsOfTwitter

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1 month

Instructions unclear I may have assembled my Finley incorrectly this morning

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5 months

“I know you said you were just bringing the garbage & recycling cans out, but we’re gonna stand here just to make sure”

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5 years

Because everyone loves Hari #uglydogs

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4 years

@QuinceMountain @Harukio As he stated, people assume he's trying to take stuff already. Can only imagine the fear of being poorly perceived has increased now that people are covering their faces. Makes me realize my own privilege that I have never been concerned about being seen as threatening.

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3 months

Hazel has been found and reunited with her human!!

Hannah Riley

@hannahcrileyy

3 months

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 months

Watching these two become playmates makes me so happy. Thanks for the great rope Syvie! ( @MuppyBean )

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3 years

@jengolbeck The irony- you were literally listed as an expert in malicious online behavior... and people respond with malicious online behavior. 🤔 New research topic perhaps?

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2 months

Finley might have a new fren! After losing their dog earlier this year, my (human) friend is currently on their way to pick up this good-boy (still unnamed)

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5 years

Mushergrams are in! Left for: Victoria Anja - in German Blair, Helli, and Pepe - from me His pups and family - from Hari "if you need guidance look to the stars and let out a howl; I’m listening" #uglydogs #mushertwitter #Iditarod2019

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1 month

I’m trying to re-make my bed and this one is making it very difficult

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2 months

Maybe I should have named him Roo 🦘

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5 months

Case of the Wednesday slumps? I am once again suggesting that you try putting a puppy in your lap.

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1 year

If you have a dog and they are not your phone lock screen/wallpaper: 1. What is your wallpaper (what’s more important, huh?) 2. Are you okay?

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6 years

@dog_rates I hate to piggyback but if you happen to be feeling extra charitable, Justice and I could use some help too. He has an insulinoma (pancreatic tumor) - I'm still trying to pay off the surgery (~$4000) and his meds are $200+/month

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1 year

@EdwardGore19 @iamharaldur @StJude 1. St Jude absolutely charges, just “no family is turned away due to their inability to pay” 2. They are quite selective in who they take on as patients. If you do not fit into the narrow parameters of their current trials, you are often not accepted as a patient

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6 months

Name this band #DogsOfTwitter

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1 month

I took this picture of Finley while on our walk today and his face is so ridiculous I don’t even have a witty caption

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4 years

@SRuhle @LibyaLiberty And in the 2nd video he was in fact trying to get away... from the people chasing him after he just shot someone in the back! That’s not called self-defense, that’s called fleeing the scene of a crime

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17 days

He’s done! I go pick him up in about an hour. They said it went great and that he was the sweetest little boy. As soon as he started waking up the tail wagged. 🥰

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17 days

Dropped off the little gremlin about 3 hours ago so he should be done now. Waiting for the call telling me how it went. They gave me trazodone so he was relaxed and the poor little guy was so confused and disoriented this morning.

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25 days

I thought it might’ve been a coincidence, but Finley has now done it three days in a row. When I am eating, he will bring over a toy and shove it in my lap I think he’s trying to trade 😊

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4 months

My weird dog likes cucumbers 🥒

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5 years

Helli now that she’s had a short nap: #uglydogs

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1 month

Look at my TWO boys!! 🥰

Finley

@goodboyfinley

1 month

Another day of Finley firsts! Rory took me paddleboarding for the first time, we went out of ice cream afterwards, and the human finally finished Rory’s garden/my buffet! #SundayFunday #DogsOfTwitter

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1 year

3 years of pictures together 💙 (same expression in each) #DogsOfTwitter #ILoveMyDog

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6 years

@yashar @DSWT I love how he closes the door to have a tantrum. Like "I'm so mad I can't even handle you all right now!"

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5 years

@peta @BlairBraverman Dear PETA, I get it. I used to be (sort of) like you. I thought dog-sled racing was cruel, and the musher abusive. Unlike you however I was open to doing further research, learning, and went in with an open mind. Want to know what I found?

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2 months

His name is Luke! Their 4 year old decided and considering it could have been much worse they couldn’t argue!

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2 months

Finley might have a new fren! After losing their dog earlier this year, my (human) friend is currently on their way to pick up this good-boy (still unnamed)

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5 years

I’ve had a really-tough week at work but looking at pictures of my adorable #hipsterbaby niece has been cheering me up! Thought it might help others too.

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1 month

I accidentally Pavlov'd Finley: he was being a jerk when Rory played with his water spitter, so I put him on a leash and gave him a treat when he was calm. Now Rory plays and Finley comes over and stares at me

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5 years

. @BlairBraverman I know you're insanely busy, and I'm sure it's already on your to-do list but when you get the chance I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like more updates on the dogs. How big are the minis/maxis (yearlings!)? Personalities? How does Helli like Wisconsin?

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2 years

@BlairBraverman Rory and I were baseball players from “A League of Their Own” this year, but last year he was a doggo-saur so that’s our vote!

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17 days

Dropped off the little gremlin about 3 hours ago so he should be done now. Waiting for the call telling me how it went. They gave me trazodone so he was relaxed and the poor little guy was so confused and disoriented this morning.

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2 years

I want to give a shout out to the caregiver of the two children at the ice cream place tonight. They ASKED EVERY TIME if they could pet Rory. The little-boy asked if there was anywhere he shouldn’t pet & when we (mainly me) needed some space caregiver called the kids back to her

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6 years

@weemuse @Kristen_Arnett Here’s my shaking dog for you!

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1 month

I’m convinced he knows how exactly what he’s doing. Look at that mischievous smile 😏

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I’m trying to re-make my bed and this one is making it very difficult

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4 months

This is the face of a dog who swears when he found the hummus in the grocery bag in was already like that. He merely took it out of the bag to dispose of it for me. #DogsOfTwitter #NaughtyPuppy

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2 years

One of my (conservative) neighbors has a “responders” flag hanging (black and white flag with various colored stripes) and I’m always tempted to tell him I like his Pride flag just to see how he’d react

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3 months

For good and bad I think Finley is teaching Rory how to mischief Also, they’ve been doing this for 20 minutes

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2 months

Aslan (Finley’s litter-mate) is still looking for his new people 💔 You can see his profile/apply here: (If his new family lives close to me we could even arrange for play dates with the brothers)

Adopt Aslan (Aussie Crew) from SNARR Northeast

*Name: Aslan *Age: 6 months old *Current Weight: 45 lbs *Adoption fee: $550 Meet Aslan, the adventurous and spirited 6-month-old Australian Shepherd/Catahoula mix searching for his fo...

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2 months

Northeast people! Finley’s brother, Bogart (fna Aslan), is back up for adoption! His family loves him but they live in NYC and he needs a less chaotic environment. He’ll be 6 months old tomorrow! Loves other dogs but they’re recommending a home without young children.

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6 years

@BlairBraverman On it! Family is many states away, but super happy to just have a quiet afternoon with my favorite good-boy

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4 years

@QuinceMountain @TheAccusedShow @StopEatingN Flame knows you can’t steal something that was always yours

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6 months

I actually need to get up, but I’m afraid to because for the first time they are both relaxing/sleeping while touching eachother!

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6 years

@HannahDrake628 And just when I think I understand and appreciate my own white privilege a post like this comes along and I’m like “noooope still have a lot to learn “

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2 years

@QuinceMountain So Colbert’s covered, what is she getting you?

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4 months

Need a puppy fix? Here’s @goodboyfinley , his puppy classmates, and the class following his graduating as puppy STARs today #Puppies

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5 years

I'm just imaging @BlairBraverman getting home and Flame running up to greet her, sniffing, and being like "you smell like dead things...you bring me anything?" #BareBraverman

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5 years

@BlairBraverman I love the fact that the judge was so encouraging! Essentially you're free to make whatever decision you feel is best, but don't lose hope. You're still in this They want you to be successful 🤗

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19 days

I’d say this morning’s walk was a success 😴

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6 months

Just because it was a cute moment 🥰

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11 days

Trying, semi-unsuccessfully, to institute a new rule: the skunk toy must stay inside! I’m tired of letting them out and getting the 💩 scared out of me! 🦨

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4 months

Doing some toy surgery tonight, including the carrot 🥕 and I have an attentive audience

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1 year

@BlairBraverman This is kind of like when @TheGoldenRatio4 Jen was struggling to breath in her dream and then woke up to Chief Brody laying on her chest (attempted murder!)

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3 years

@AUTiger7222 @shaun_murie @gridirondawg CORRELATION ≠ CAUSATION

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3 years

Ophelia knows she’s the queen, we know she’s the queen, she just needs to make sure everyone knows too

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2 years

@TheGoldenRatio4 So now we have: Guac on the dock & Remoulade with a hand grenade Up next: Nacho eating gazpacho Cheddar in a sweater Brody with a toadie 🐸 (no eating!) Hopper, no one can stop her and there’s so many options for Vink - Vink on the links ⛳️, giving a wink, dressed in pink…

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4 months

Excuse me sir, but that is not puppy star behavior

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4 years

@TheGoldenRatio4 Been offline for a few days and just logged on. This is the first post I saw and nearly had a heart-attack! I thought something had happened to the sweet girl and was NOT prepared to start my week with that news. Glad she's as happy and hungry as ever.

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7 years

@outsider63 @Channel4News If anyone spoke as beautifully and profound as this man in light of the death of their spouse, I think yes, Channel 4 would highlight it.

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7 months

Hudson’s trying very hard to get to his advent calendar 🗓️

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5 months

Help, I have a puppy laying on me and I can’t move! #DogsOfTwitter

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4 months

Dear men, If you ask a woman on a date in the grocery store and she (politely) turns you down, do not then proceed to follow her around the store. Your persistence will not be seen as endearing & make her change her mind but rather make her find you creepy.

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