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I was a human being, once. Now I am @GailSimone 's husband. Share the rainbow or something!

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@RocketSpouse
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2 years
So I took my lovely wife @GailSimone out for a nice lunch and walk along the beach up the Oregon coast. We found a bench and sat and watched the waves come in. We sat quietly watching nature's beauty. I asked her what she was thinking. "I wonder if Mera could beat Namor."
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@RocketSpouse
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So. @twitter has said that @gailsimone saying, "Dude, I'm trying to be nice here, have a good day," is hate speech. They won't release her account until she removes that tweet. The poster pulling this scam is @captainchokeout , who wouldn't leave her alone. @twittersupport
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Apparently, your movement is too thin-skinned for that, and her saying "Dude, I'm trying to be nice here, have a good day" is hate speech. What a fucking snowflake cotillion. Good LORD.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport So, @captainchokeout is pulling a well-worn and chickenshit comicsgater scam to get @gailsimone 's account banned. Is this really how you want your movement to be thought of? Gail puts up with non-stop abuse and almost never bothers to report it, she laughs it off like an adult.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport So if you enjoyed Gail's tweets, you can thank ComicsGate for making up a bullshit excuse to get her account banned. It's the most snowflake thing imaginable, but hey, it's their Alpha Male movement, I guess.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Then she either blocked him or moved on, and they reported "Dude, I'm trying to be nice here, have a good day," as hate speech. And @twitter , those wonderful protectors of harassment victims, put a temporary block on her account. For 'have a good day.' @twittersupport
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Please do us a favor and mention @gailsimone to @twittersupport . They can't keep allowing harassers to game the system to continue harassing. #FreeGail
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Also, at the risk of using hate speech... HAVE A GOOD DAY, EVERYONE!
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Honest to god, that is the most chickenshit thing I've ever seen. If this were my movement, I'd be SUPER proud of this Alpha behavior. #freeGail
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Here's the story. This poster named @captainchokehold , who as far as Gail knows, she's never spoken with before, wouldn't quit posting at her endlessly over nothing. She responded, "Dude, I'm trying to be nice here, have a good day," to get them to stop.
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@RocketSpouse
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@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport I want to say that @gailsimone really appreciates the support. I cannot IMAGINE that @twitter wants the black eye that her writing about this will bring. She's already hearing from news outlets about it. @twittersupport , you could fix this.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport So there's even more grossness to this story. The person harassing @gailsimone , who got her blocked for hate speech for saying "Have a good day," is a serial ban evader whose account was created to mock a trans comics creator. The account is @captainchokehold , a comicsgater.
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@RocketSpouse
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5 years
My wife tastes tea and makes it a gargantuan thing where people are following her just to hear what she thought. I just had an English muffin and NO ONE CARES (sobs).
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Okay, I'm not great at Twitter and Gail is laughing this off, so I'm going to stop for a bit. But please ask @twittersupport to unsuspend @gailsimone , because this is quite possibly the dumbest suspension in history. Spread the word, okay? Thanks! #FreeGail
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Also, if you need to get hold of Gail while this dumbass thing is happening, please use her email. You can send me a DM and I'll forward it but I don't use twitter much so she may not get it immediately. She's still on Facebook to my knowledge.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport Anyway, thanks to everyone for contacting and the kind words. It's not a big deal, creeps and losers are always going to be around. Gail is un-suspended and is in contact with twitter. So I'm going back to forgetting I have a twitter account! Thanks, all!
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@RocketSpouse
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5 years
You guys. I have the best wife ever. @GailSimone
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4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport PS. They were damn good pickles at Grand Rapids, Michigan. Don't let her tell you otherwise.
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5 years
So we are rushing for a connecting flight, I have to go get earphones, I return and Gail is helping a total stranger through a full-on panic attack. I was gone maybe ten minutes. It worked out. Man, I married a good person.
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4 years
I married an amazing woman.
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@RocketSpouse
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5 years
My wife has been laughing while typing on her ipad and I know from experience that means she's destroying something on Twitter...
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2 years
I married the best lady.
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4 years
My wife is amazing.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
4 years
So, this is weird. Twitter has limited @Gailsimone 's tweets when she was trying politely to get a guy to quit bugging her. " @captainchokeout @robcacy @ryanmagus @SoCalSnowbrdr Dude. I’m trying to say this nicely. Good day." That's the tweet she got in twitter jail for.
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@RocketSpouse
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6 years
Seriously, I feel like she was always a great writer, but the recent stuff, like Clean Room, Crosswind, Wonder Woman/Conan and the stuff she can't say yet is even better. I am so, so proud of her!
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5 years
I think my wife might be evil a little bit.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
So tonight @gailsimone called a table of old ladies "shitheads." They deserved it, though.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
Gail is thinking about writing an article about this. @twittersupport , do you have a comment? You blocked my wife for responding to a serial ban-evading harasser with "Dude, I'm trying to be nice here, have a good day." Can we have a comment before she writes this up?
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
She says, "honey, I might have to marry Wonder Woman now." I don't know if she means the character or the movie.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
5 years
My honey fights so hard for comics, she never stops. She is always doing something for a retailer or a new creator or to promote someone’s books. It’s her mission in life, she starts when she wakes up and finishes when she’s asleep. It’s amazing.
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
Don't tell Gail, but I am proud of her.
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5 years
I am afraid my wife is causing chaos again.
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
I married the best girl ever.
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@RocketSpouse
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6 years
So, @cvspharmacy , a security guard at your store just threatened to kill me, for real. Not a joke.
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@RocketSpouse
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6 years
I married the best sweetie. @gailsimone
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
I recommend everyone marry a redhead comic book writer who used to be a hairdresser and can really cook.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
Okay. @gailsimone seeing the Wonder Woman movie was the cutest thing in all history.
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7 years
She has been raving non-stop, and then she was quiet...I asked if she was okay. She said, "That was my favoritest movie."
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4 years
If the @disney parks sold a loot crate that was specifically about the parks, and called it DISNEY WORLD AT HOME or something like that...included mouse ears, special treats from the parks and merch, during quarantine...I bet they would make a bazillion dollars.
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6 years
Ha, we went to Hot Topic to get a gift for REDACTED and the girls there freaked out when they recognized Gail. Cute!
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7 years
My sweetie made a delicious lunch, we played video games, and now she is writing barbarian stories. I might have married the perfect girl.
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7 years
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4 years
I am not online much anymore, but I wanted to thank everyone for the very kind birthday wishes. @GailSimone made it a wonderful birthday, despite quarantine. Thanks!
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7 years
I have the best sweetie. She's making fried chicken with all the fixings, and chocolate chip cookies. Great Fathers Day.
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8 years
I think I might have married the actual red-haired Wonder Woman.
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4 years
Do me a favor, those of you out there who are familiar with comicsgater tactics. Spread the word, please. Gail's laughing about this, but twitter says they won't remove her blocking until she deletes the hateful post of, "I'm trying to be nice about this, have a good day."
@CJPendragon
The Unmissable CJ ✨
4 years
@RocketSpouse @GailSimone @captainchokeout @robcacy @ryanmagus @SoCalSnowbrdr That's absolutely ridiculous. @TwitterSupport needs to backtrack, especially given the amount of abuse she endures with no interference from them.
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7 years
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6 years
And that is how the security guard at the @cvspharmacy on C St. in San Diego threatened to kill me and at least one other customer.
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
True story. Yesterday, on the walk from the con to our hotel next door, she got three job offers.
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5 years
Don’t tell Gail about this booth.
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@GailSimone @captainchokeout @robcacy @ryanmagus @SoCalSnowbrdr So of course, it's comicsgaters being their usual gutless selves. Surprise, surprise.
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3 years
People are still disbelieving that I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or a grilled cheese sandwich. They believe in a flat earth, but not sandwich scarcity.
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@RocketSpouse
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6 years
I just read the first issue of one of Gail's new books. HOLY CRAP, it's good.
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7 years
So I had to sign some papers at the funeral home and forgot I was wearing a gruesome RE-ANIMATOR shirt. First laugh in a while. :)
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7 years
Total number of times my wife has acted like this after seeing a movie before: Zero. Never.
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@RocketSpouse
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8 years
I love you forever, @gailsimone .
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RocketSpouse
6 years
My sweetie makes good comics. #WonderWomanConan
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4 years
I'm not the biggest fan of Twitter, but @gailsimone really enjoys it. But if you can get banned because comicsgate makes up horseshit and calls "have a good day" hate speech, then there are serious problems with the system. #FreeGail
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
5 years
The weird thing about my sweetie's job is she gets offered trips for us all over the world, amazing places, and we have to turn most of them down for schedule reasons. It's like winning the Price Is Right every day and then leaving before the prizes.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
Uh, oh. @gailsimone discovered the new Wonder Woman cosmetics display...
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4 years
I have the best sweetie.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
So, @gailsimone is doing a PLASTIC MAN book with @Adriana_Melo . I read the first couple issues and it's HILARIOUS.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
5 years
Who gives even a tiny shit?
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4 years
HEY. KAREN. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.
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4 years
@GailSimone @captainchokeout @robcacy @ryanmagus @SoCalSnowbrdr Seriously? "I'm trying to be nice, have a good day" is now hate speech?
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4 years
Weird. Actually missing conventions.
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@RocketSpouse
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6 years
I love you, @GailSimone !
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6 years
It’s going to be a weird comicon, I guess!
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
It’s true about the sandwiches.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
11 years
Gail hates all Superman/Wonder Woman pairings.
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
You guys cannot imagine how adorable she is right now, she is like the happiest kid at Disneyland. She is inarticulately happy.
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
It's hard to say for sure, but I think @GailSimone might have enjoyed Wonder Woman.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
Thank you for all the kind birthday wishes. I feel very fortunate to have so many friends like you!
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
Gail looked it up, it’s the @cvspharmacy on 5th Ave. and C St., San Diego.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
5 years
My sweetie has the flu and our new greyhound won't leave her side. It's pretty adorable.
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RocketSpouse
6 years
When your son wishes you ‘Happy Fathers Day’ and you are so proud of him that you can barely stand it.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
HA! She's working on a new project and I recognize her evil grin. Something terrible and/or hilarious is happening to somebody, I bet.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
5 years
I have the best sweetie.
@GailSimone
Gail Simone 💙💛
5 years
Corn for elote, boysenberry chipotle ribs, traditional Memphis ribs, and two random wieners. ;)
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@RocketSpouse
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4 years
@GailSimone @captainchokeout @robcacy @ryanmagus @SoCalSnowbrdr "Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or serious disease."
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
And I said, “you’re kidding me, he actually WORKS here?” And the manager said, “He called me a bunch of crazy names, too.”
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
She has her Wonder Woman rabbit right next to her sticking out of her purse,
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
Fair enough, thanks. We’ll be waiting to hear from you.
@cvspharmacy
CVS Pharmacy
6 years
@RocketSpouse We take these matters seriously and the safety of our customers is very important to us. We received your contact information and will be reaching out to you directly to look into what happened. Thank you.
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7 years
So, we are at the United Nations panel. Gail has the UN flags through the window behind her. So proud of her.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
I am so, so proud of my sweetie, AND she looked super-cute last night at the Eisners!
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
9 years
I am very proud of my sweetie. I love you, @gailsimone , even if you are a NERD.
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RocketSpouse
6 years
I was angry at this point, but the actual customers inside were great...so I went outside angry, but he was gone.
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
8 years
I am still alive!
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@RocketSpouse
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5 years
So churros are here and it's just the happiest day even though we are all exhausted from the con and the trip. We are going to spoil them rotten.
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4 years
We are, we’re going kayaking. Thanks!
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@RocketSpouse
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7 years
I loved it. I think the original Superman might be the only superhero film in its league.
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@RocketSpouse
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9 years
Guys, I am just telling you that I have the best sweetie ever. @gailsimone
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@RocketSpouse
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9 years
I took a picture of the actor playing Dracula at Universal Park, and he said, "I'll see you tonight." I am confused. Are we dating?
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6 years
So that was weird.
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7 years
I have the best sweetie ever. Had a little surgery thing (fine now) and she has been taking the best care of me. Lucky me!
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
10 years
I married an amazing woman, everybody. :)
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
4 years
@Twitter @GailSimone @captainchokeout @TwitterSupport She's debating whether to remove the horribly hateful "Dude, I'm trying to be nice about this, have a good day" tweet that so upset the poster, or just saying 'fuck it,' and leaving it up. @Twittersupport , you are broken. #FreeGail
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
6 years
While I am checking out, the manager/checker gentleman comes over and says, “Sir, that man is fired. This is his first day.”
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@RocketSpouse
RocketSpouse
7 years
Because of my wife's job, we have friends all over the world...but we barely know anyone in our own town.
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