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@SaltNPrEPPA

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Bearded,πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ . β™ˆοΈ . The walking resting bitch face. (He/Him) πŸ‘¬ Your Least Favourite Twitter Gay’s least favourite Twitter Gay.

Essex
Joined May 2013
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Jamie
6 years
Dear gays with a waist size larger than 32” or any size for that matter. Wear what you want, you have beauty, whatever size. Dear gays with a shitty, body shaming attitude. Fuck off. Nobody wants or needs your opinion.
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6 years
Dear gays with a waist larger than 32”, Floral prints just aren’t for you sis. Just because Zara makes them in a XL doesn’t mean it’s for you..
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Jamie
6 years
So my dad knows im Gay. One of the scariest things that literally plagued my teenage years is over. I feel free. I can be myself, finally.
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Jamie
3 years
My parents (who weren’t the best out me being gay) are letting me have my boyfriend over for Xmas, and have even got him a present. This is never something I dreamed of happening and it makes me so happy πŸ₯Ί
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Jamie
2 years
Piers Morgan when he hears a Eurovision entry is singing out Meghan Markle #SER #Eurovision
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Jamie
2 years
@osnapitzperi @jazzhott96 This is the gay equivalent to the fall of the Berlin Wall
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Jamie
2 years
Not a boy from uni being a homophobic bigot, when I spent a decent amount of time in first year shagging the shit out of him πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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Jamie
5 years
Someone just said I was weird for being friendly and having a chat with the cleaner at work, and honestly they can go fuck themselves if they have that attitude towards other people. 😑
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Jamie
6 years
I’m pleased and amazed to announce that after my interview this afternoon, I’ve just received a call with an offer of a job. 😍😍😍
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Jamie
5 years
I left poppers in my car whilst I was at work and I think they’ve cooked or something during the day, because my car smells like a gay sauna 😷
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Jamie
5 years
I swear being gay is like a constant battle to try and fit in with the other gays. It really shouldn’t be like that at all 😞
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Jamie
6 years
I just took a butt pic In the bath and nearly drowned, dropped my phone and broke my back all at the same time. 😫
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Jamie
4 years
Yesterday, my relationship of 4 years came to an end. I’m partially devastated, partially relieved. But it’s time to start a new chapter. I’m moving back to Essex permenantly, where I can be around family and my friends. It’s time to get the old me back and regain my sparkle. 😊
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Jamie
2 years
β€œAm I the only gay guy who doesn’t watch drag race”
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Jamie
6 years
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Jamie
4 years
My booty when a boy has tattoos, chest hair, and possibly a criminal record.
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Jamie
4 years
PSA: You can be fit as fuck and have a belly & no six pack.
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Jamie
5 years
I need a man who will do naked baking with me.
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Jamie
4 years
So a guy smacked me round the face whilst I was sucking him off, even though I asked him not to. So I bit down on his cock and walked straight out the door πŸ˜‚
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Jamie
6 years
Ever take a nude that you’re extremely proud of and wanna post everywhere, but you also wanna be employable and not have your ass all over the internet πŸ˜•
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Jamie
5 years
Just like you choose to be a nasty, spiteful cunt. Except I look good with my choices 😘
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Jamie
2 years
Boys with belly’s are fit as fuck.
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Jamie
8 years
A kiss makes my whole day. Anal makes my hole weak.
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Jamie
3 years
After COVID can all the Twitter gays (that are nice) go on a big group dog walk ? πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
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Jamie
5 years
I moved desk today, and I’m now sat amongst a group of 50+ year old women who have been talking about Gin and attractive men all day, I’ve been accepted as one of their own so honestly I think I’ve found my people.
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Jamie
5 years
3 days off. Gonna try and be productive and not just sleep with random men and masturbate the whole time πŸ˜‡
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