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The boy who didn’t go to Paris. (he/him)

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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why are men
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...is it because I’m 32 and this is my third recession
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i think of this often
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me voting in 2016 me voting in 2024
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Hi! Small question: Does this podium say The Republican National Convention Convention or am I hallucinating
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What it feels like to be 31 & gay:
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If you can hear this picture, we’re friends.
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If you can hear this picture, we’re friends.
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“Insta saw it first.” Okay and? It’s you in white socks and a jockstrap, not the stolen works from the 1990 Gardner Museum Heist
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Tamir Rice was killed on a playground.
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@kwelkernbc A supporter of President Trump sits inside Speaker Pelosi's office.
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Congratulations to my husband
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5 years
Mario Lopez cheated on his wife on their honeymoon.
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Mario Lopez: It’s ‘dangerous’ for parents to support transgender kids
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If she isn’t your gay guide, you’re lying.
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4 years
The Voice being on 18 seasons(!) without producing any huge, bonafide stars is truly the wildest phenomenon to me.
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I-
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Uber when I’m just blow drying my hair and finishing my drink: Your driver will arrive in 30 seconds. You have 5 seconds before charges begin and he departs. Uber when I’m on running late and on a definite time crunch: Your driver is at the dealership, purchasing his vehicle.
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my only two moods
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Thinking about her tonight, and that highest, hardest glass ceiling.
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How does Amazon have all that money and the user interface of Prime Video is a Forever 21
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Toni Collette should EGOT
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3 years
We need to talk about the Patriots’ new kicker
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My friend just introduced me to someone I’ve already slept with. Happy Pride, fam 🏳️‍🌈
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2 years
(My bio does not mention Taylor Swift.)
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@tedcruz Oh, c'mon, it's not like he insulted your wife or anything. Wait, what?
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omg Kensington Palace just released a new photo of Kate Middleton and the kids and-
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Pride reminder: You cannot say you love someone and vote for politicians who wish to harm them 🌈
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therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: Hillary Clinton got 3 million more votes therapist: no
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@frankthorp Can't believe that guy is married and I'm still single. ...not to make this about me.
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3 years
Just deleted all my dating apps. Excited to see where giving up takes me! ✌🏻
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8 years
@frankthorp in his defense, with a last name like Patriot, you sort of have to name your kid American.
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4 years
No, I didn’t see your TikTok, I’m 31.
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7 years
"We cannot do our work well or fairly if we just start talking about it while we're doing it." - FBI Director James Comey
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8 years
@tedcruz He said your father was involved in the assassination of JFK. What is wrong with you?
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2 years
Monday motivation 🙌🏻
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4 years
I am not a top or bottom, I am a liability.
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9 months
matched with the same guy on two apps, messaged him “guess we gotta go on a date now,” and he unmatched me on both ☠️
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Mayor Pete opened an event tonight saying that he makes decisions for a living, but the best decision he ever made was marrying Chasten, which obviously made me cry in public. May we all be so fortunate to have a love like that.
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Following @HillaryClinton on Snapchat was the wisest move I've made this election cycle. Shade for days #Hillary2016 http://t.co/182fRQrpOm
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Me at the start of 2016 vs. Me at the end of 2016
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@AnnieLowrey Don't forget though, Hillary Clinton asked to be reminded to bring more teacups from home on a private email server.
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7 years
When he doesn't look like his pictures:
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@davecatanese good 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 her
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My takeaway so far is that Hillary Clinton is an excellent debater.
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Okay, I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren.
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2 years
Queer kids deserve to grow up feeling safe & loved
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Tonight, an openly gay presidential candidate will take the debate stage and speak of love for his country, for his freedoms, and for his husband. I hope every silently scared 16-year-old kid is watching, and that it makes a difference for them. I know it would have for me.
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@mattmfm Excited for the headline “Bloomberg, Sanders outraised by opponent during pivotal debate.”
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Kevin McCarthy today
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“You must live near me, I see you on Grindr a lot.”
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[Former] Twitter twinks 👯
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“wHyD yOu BlOcK mE?” Oh, I don’t like you. Hope that clears things up!
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@marcorubio No one should ever vote for a man who talks about women in those terms, even in private. Yet here you are.
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4 years
Yes that is the plan buckaroo
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Sen.  @tedcruz : "If we lose Texas, if we lose the Senate in 2020, all the ground that we gained in the last four years can be lost."
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It’s nice to hear from a Vice President who doesn’t believe that my sexuality can be electrocuted out of me.
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@KellyannePolls Hope you have your LinkedIn updated. 20 more days.
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How is the debate tonight between two septuagenarians and I’m the one who thinks 9 PM is too late a start time
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Paramount+ not automatically suggesting Untucked when you finish an episode of @RuPaulsDragRace feels like a design flaw tbh
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@KatyTurNBC Donald Trump is mentally ill.
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Has anything ever been Bernie Sanders’ fault
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@PRyan Is there anyone left that respects you at this point? Does your wife? Do you?
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4 years
You know what they call the popular vote in other countries? The vote.
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5 years
Excited to announce that I’ve met someone 👬
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@mattmfm ...but who would do such a thing?
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@frankthorp This is a hate crime.
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New York right now:
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@jasoninthehouse Playing kind of fast and loose with the term "endorse," aren't you?
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What 2021 release are you most thankful for?
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Boys are dumb (but I would like one) 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻
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I love picking up my PrEP and antidepressants at the same time - feels a little like cause and effect in action.
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the gamer // their favorite game
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My Uber asked if I was going to home to my girl and I was like..define girl
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Accidentally matched with a B**nie supporter on Tinder and-
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Katie Britt right now #GOPResponse
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19 deaths.
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New Zealand eased its strict #COVID19 lockdown after 5 weeks, saying the virus is currently eliminated after stopping community spread: "We have won that battle." It has registered 19 deaths. 400,000 people can go back to work, but public gatherings are still banned.
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These are not armrests.
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These new armrests offer additional support to switch between standing and seated positions for our older riders and others with varying disabilities. Even the simplest additions can make a positive impact on how riders use public transit. Learn more at
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@thereidfeed I love my roommate
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the face || the cake
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We could have had it all.
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🥰🥰🥰
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The Democratic National Convention is my Met Gala.
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@JohnAvlon Take the article down. This is a tone-deaf apology and you know it. Stop trying to tell stories that aren't yours to tell.
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“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.” The women:
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My favorite part of leaving Provincetown is having the skin of a 61-year-old and the savings account of a 16-year-old.
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In honor of National Siblings Day, I would like to see your brothers.
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Always love a sweater moment ⚓️
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I miss being that blonde
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I am enthusiastically voting for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, but just know that I will never recover from the fact that this country passed over Hillary Clinton for a man whose pandemic response plan is to have shopping mall Santas pass out a vaccine!
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@SenWarren Enough going high. When they go low, they win.
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Just discovered the guy I hooked up with last week voted for Jill Stein
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You can’t drag gays for going to Provincetown and also go to Provincetown 🤡
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The Barry’s instructor today on their Instagram is Australian and gay and I highly recommend him for...research purposes.
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@AmericaFerrera @DoloresHuerta This starts at the top.
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@JesseLehrich @realDonaldTrump Man, are middle-aged white men going to have something to say about THIS.
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@thehill No time to take security briefings, but sure, enough time to have a victory tour and produce a reality television show. Sure.
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My favorite gay horror film is my life.
@Queerty
Queerty
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EXCLUSIVE: Here’s a first look at Hulu’s new gay horror film ‘Midnight Kiss’ - More at:
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Love Hinge recognizing the ~end of days~ outside and just telling me to date my roommate 👬
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