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@rachel_sg
Rachel
2 years
Me to my coats I put away last week
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Rachel
6 years
See? This. Does. Not. Work.
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7 years
I told my crush I liked them through a Spotify playlist
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Rachel
6 years
Why's Buffon holding a Twister
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5 years
Congrats to Crystal Palace on reaching the semi finals of the Atmosphere Cup
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6 years
Hahahahaha
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4 years
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6 years
“Tesla lost almost $2 billion in market value on Monday after Elon Musk called one of the Thailand cave rescuers a pedophile” Hahahaha unreal sentence
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3 years
Troy Deeney’s got an emoji in his book
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Rachel
1 year
This is like someone watching me working at being astounded I could send an email
@Edit_Kev
Kev Lawson
1 year
Jesus. England’s footballers are mint. I know they’re dicking around, but they’re properly technically good.
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4 years
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5 years
“I don’t like the fact you’re interrupting a working day. And it’s not just today, you seem to be here all the time. When you were working here, would you allow people to just breeze in?” “Yes, if it was good for morale”
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
8 years
Wes Anderson's new film looks good
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
4 years
Very, surely deliberately, way of phrasing this when it was literally the government’s strategy in the first place, which they publicly defended, against every single piece of advice and evidence going, that had the potential to kill 250k people
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@lewis_goodall
Lewis Goodall
2 years
Keir Starmer: “Unfortunately we’ve got a prime minister who is socially distanced from the truth.”
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Rachel
7 months
I’m sorry but this is so funny. The image of walking straight into a pond and then going to a football match. Neck high in pond water then sitting at Wembley
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
6 years
Marco Silva watching Watford vs Everton on his tv last night
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
3 years
This is why Americans should only weigh in when someone wants tips on how to make a deep fried loaf of bread with canned cheese
@AlexiLalas
Alexi Lalas
3 years
Owners are trying to do what they think is best for their business. If they produce a better product than the existing competition in the market, then I’ll be a customer.
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
5 years
Cba with my dad joke dad-joking the hell out of this signing
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Rachel
5 years
No one has ever ordered mad clothes when drunk. Every single person who says they have has actually soberly, consciously ordered something a bit mad, already constructing the “what am I like!!” tweet in their head
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Rachel
8 years
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
7 years
@MaxPemberton @janemerrick23 This is literally the worst take I've ever seen. Well done
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
1 year
This is so lovely, what a guy! 💛
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
7 years
Beautiful tribute
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
6 years
Mum said it’s my turn on the Xbox
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Rachel
3 years
Me on Friday leaving every single piece of work ‘to do on Monday’ vs me on Monday morning
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
7 years
Always follow your dreams
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Rachel
8 years
Never forget the Greatest poppy tweet to date imo.
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Rachel
6 years
I’m not sure they should have even been in the squad to begin with tbh
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Rachel
6 years
Way people are talking about West Brom is the way they were talking about Watford when we sacked mazzarri. Implicitly saying you should accept what you’ve got & have no right to want better, to want to watch exciting football, aim higher. Know your place. It’s incredibly annoying
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Rachel
6 years
Never forget
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7 years
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Rachel
7 years
@GordonRamsay what do you think of my colourful lunch from today? Just a quick easy one
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
6 years
There’s a lot of ‘is this World Cup good or bad’ chat on the tl and may I just remind you of Iran’s throw in yesterday, and therefore the fact that it is obviously extremely good
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
2 years
Genuinely the most embarrassing man in existence atm, the greatest fall from grace ever
@ladbible
LADbible
2 years
🚨 Ricky Gervais has claimed he is going to 'try and get cancelled' with his next stand-up show.
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4 years
This should be on every front page
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7 years
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8 years
Official footage of Troy Deeney rejecting Leicester and signing a new contract with Watford
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4 years
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4 years
Someone has brought this in and left it in the fridge for lunch
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Rachel
5 years
Maybe other people disagree but I really don’t think this is classism, I think this is genuinely just the fact that it looks absolutely shit. It cost £5 as well. A nice one would only be £7.
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
6 years
I bet maradona has done some drugs :) i like drugs too. Cans as well. Validate me
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Rachel
6 years
Made myself a new header photo
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
7 years
Just seen you and your m8s
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Rachel
4 years
Ooh love me, love me. Pathetic
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
4 years
"They won every first ball, every second ball, ran forward and ran back!" "They had the humility and desire to do that as world champions." 👊 "I love everything about them!" Chris Wilder praises Liverpool after his Sheff Utd side were beaten at Anfield... 🎙 @DesKellyBTS
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Rachel
5 years
First day as a bathroom salesman
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ducs
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Anyone else want a tap in
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Rachel
7 years
Hahaha what
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Rachel
4 years
Jewish people telling Jewish & non-Jewish people what Jewish people feel, Non-Jewish people telling Jewish & non-Jewish people what Jews feel. Jewish people taking it upon themselves to be spokesperson for every single Jewish person & non-Jewish people doing the same. Sick of it
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Rachel
6 years
Here’s a gif for you @bcfctweets wheyy! #banter #whatitsallabout
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Rachel
5 years
Vicarage Rd in the snow on Tues was not bad and v orange
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Rachel
6 years
Omggg
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Rachel
4 years
Just remembered the best thing I’ve ever done
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Rachel
5 years
I’m sorry but we simply cannot afford to lose tomorrow to a Premier League club managed by someone called “Graham Potter”
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Rachel
5 years
Pls someone help him
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5 years
Christ. He’s broken already.
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Rachel
5 years
Why would literally anyone do this
@WatfordFC
Watford Football Club
5 years
Bring your home or away shirt to either the Vicarage Road or @intuwatford stores and get the @Bitcoin logo printed for free! 👕👍
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
4 years
Crying
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
6 years
I see people who tweeted about how they’re muting the words “Love Island” because it’s so unbearable are firing up their 300th transfer tweet of the day
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Rachel
7 years
Dunno why I find this funny
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4 years
There is nothing that will ever, ever come close
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@GoalscorerC
GoalScorer Challenge ⚽️
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⚽️❓ What's the biggest immediate swing from agony to ecstasy (or vice versa) you've ever experienced as a football fan?
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7 years
Seen your boyfriend sweating over which option to vote for
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@suzPOV
SPW
2 months
What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
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6 years
🤔🤔🤔
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Rachel
3 years
Made beef Wellington w/truffle jus and truffle mash for the first time ever and it’s literally the best this I’ve ever made
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@00sclassic
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y’all qrt this with the funniest scene from a sitcom
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@rachel_sg
Rachel
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WATFORD FC END OF SEASON REVIEW: And what a season it’s been!
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@BuzzFeed hope he drowns
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6 years
Fair play
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3 years
HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS WHILE YOU’RE IN THE WORLD
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“There’s an idiot on the pitch”. He’s just made two massive goalkeeping errors, don’t kick him whilst he’s down
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Rachel
2 years
An oven
@Deliveroo
Deliveroo
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What's missing from this Christmas dinner? 🍽️🧑‍🎄
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You guys weren’t taught basic excel skills in secondary school??? What did you do in ICT...
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@KirstieMAllsopp why do you care you weirdo
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6 years
People don’t realise that saying things like “so what, Watford lost in the final” etc have absolutely zero impact on how unreal a moment that Deeney goal was. Best football moment I’ve ever seen and probably ever will see. One of the best days ever because of a mad 20 seconds.
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Rachel
7 years
Sounds awful
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Rachel
6 years
Amusing how females get actual abuse on twitter for voicing football opinions and “what would you know about football” sentiment yet the ridiculous amount of pure shit I voiced by men about football on here is unbelievable
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Rachel
4 years
Why does that writing instsntly remind me of this
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Rachel
3 years
This horribly saccharine writing makes me feel sick. It’s so painfully over the top it’s actually quite amusing to read
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Rachel
7 years
Your boyfriend went into Waterstones, put a Piers Morgan autobiography in the 'Horror' section and tweeted the pic to his 200 followers
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Rachel
5 years
Unfortunately you cannot compete against a club who can buy literally any player in the world and put together a super team. It’s not even bitterness, it’s just the way it is. We did have a great chance too. But the gap, produced solely by money is just too much, and gross
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Rachel
3 years
“Well it’s nice for them to see me, that’s why I pop in, so..”
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
3 years
Sir Alex Ferguson 'visits Man Utd training ground' as crisis talks continue
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Rachel
2 years
Why don’t you spend less time looking like someone’s nan and more time not being a dickhead 👍
@VoicesOfTheVic
The Voices of The Vic 🟡⚫️
2 years
Roy Hodgson 🗣 “Unfortunately, I have got to carry on trying to pick teams to win games and not pick the team that the fans would like to see because I don’t trust their judgment unfortunately.” #Watfordfc 🟡⚫️
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5 years
Buzzing for the @WatfordFC tweet tomorrow after we lose 12-0 here with a gif of Ben Foster making a save to prevent us going 13 down, with the caption “Super Ben!”
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Rachel
6 years
You can’t be 1 up against fucking Swansea at home with 5 minutes to go and lose 2-1. There’s something seriously wrong with their mentality. Who didn’t see it coming? We did fuck all most that game. Gave the ball away, missed the few chances we did create. No ideas. So pissed off
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7 years
You vs the sport they told you not to worry about
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3 years
“Do the royals get special treatment”. A very good question! We’ll have to look into that one
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
3 years
Question: how many people will be allowed to attend Prince Philip's funeral? The law allows a maximum of 30 people until 21st June. Hundreds of thousands who lost loved ones this past year were banned from saying goodbye as they wanted. Do the royals get special treatment?
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