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"Rachel Zarrell is everything wrong with American culture" - David Duke

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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
fuck yes gizmo
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
8 months
instead of the roman empire have you considered constantly thinking about how caterpillars digest themselves into a soup and somehow still retain their memories afterwards
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
it should be illegal to write a personal essay before 30. it’s for your own good!!!
@Ciaranxo
Terminally Von der Leyen
1 year
No self-awareness
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
“my man will starve if I don’t feed him” ok..? the solutions right there babe
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Matt Collette
1 year
@rachel she already realized that he would starve if she doesn't feed him. wait him out!
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
10 months
nepo babies that rhyme with hen flat take notes
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
I, too, hate when the auschwitz museum gets political
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
love taylor but i could disown her for this song no question
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
this is hell
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
gonna miss this place when it fully implodes
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
9 months
pro tip: if you’re an addict and also a freak you can change the homepage icon back to twitter in the shortcuts app
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
9 months
the state of movies right now is insane, what are literally any of these
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
this whole cursed site is just one big ponzi scheme now
@JordanUhl
jordan
1 year
Lmao if you apply for the gold, "verified organizations" checkmark and don't get approved, they keep your money anyway.
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
@1followernodad perfect response! ❤️
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
nobody does it better than buzzfeed news; this is a huge loss for anyone who still cares about good reporting (but a huge gain for whoever gets to hire all of those brilliant writers and editors ❤️)
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
not ready for how cursed the AI clickbait era is going to be
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
time to evolve to iced americanos. they’re hydrating.
@GracieWiener
gracie
1 year
coming to terms (through thorough disgust) that an iced latte is just a large glass of milk
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
citizen is the gift that keeps on giving
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
it’s so crazy that nothing even happened after this until someone posted the video on reddit and it blew up like a year later
@MarlowNYC
Marlow Stern
1 year
i still think about this video often
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
9 months
“Anyone who does not agree with this basic proposition is, I’m afraid, either a bigot or a callous selfish person or someone with a profound ignorance about the causes and effects of things in society.”
@hamiltonnolan
Hamilton Nolan
9 months
DEFUNDING THE POLICE IS GOOD AND RATIONAL POLICY AND THE ASININE MAINSTREAM DISCOURSE AROUND IT FRANKLY MAKES ME SICK.
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
november babies blessed with the best sign (scorpio 🦂) but cursed with the worst stone (topaz 🤢)
@historicalfits
empress sissi
1 year
having an ugly birth stone is a direct punishment from god
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
florence pugh who
@PlSSSARAH
sarah
1 year
i’ve literally been thinking ab this tiktok since i saw it like it makes me sick laughing when i think of literally any part of it
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
just want him to be happy fr
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
@bettinamak specific tip but if you have to give up alliums garlic olive oil is a great garlic replacement and doesn’t trigger
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
@eastlalatina @DexIsDex @fngalb @seanonolennon @craigellery nobody has to pay. it’s literally a free site. you chose to pay a billionaire to use his free site. great life choice!
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
@McJesse jesseeeeeeee 🚨🚨🚨
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
11 months
@bourreelam 😍😍😍
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
I love TS but absolutely not
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@rachel
#1 Rachel
1 year
@AGoldmund classic nepo baby
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