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historical fashion connoisseur & unauthorized costume critic

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empress sissi
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my historical fashion threads
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they really treat that poor dead woman like she wasnt even a real person
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Ripley's Believe It or Not! gifted Kim Kardashian a jar of Marilyn Monroe’s hair: “This is sleeping with me every night… sorry, Pete.”
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nothing is stronger than the bond between a girl and the obscure one-season sitcom she found that nobody else watches
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My favorite sitcom trope is when they do flashbacks for the main characters and instead of hiring younger actors to play them they just have the visibly adult actors in braces or something
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10 months
remember in health class when they made us watch that documentary about the man who ate McDonald’s every day for like a year and was fine
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this was so serious to me at 15 years old
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6 months
remember when Black Friday deals used to be like 98% off and people would trample each other to death
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6 months
dua lipa is such a mystery despite being so famous like I can’t name one of her personality traits
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11 months
I think it’s nuts that Bella Thorne isn’t a natural redhead because she started Disney at like 11. Why in the world were they dying an 11 year olds hair
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her dedication to never serving is unmatched
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Margot Robbie arrives at the 80th Annual #GoldenGlobes Awards.
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10 months
I genuinely don’t understand how you can date somebody you weren’t friends with first like… your boyfriend is a stranger
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2 years
this newspaper comic from 1916 goes so hard
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1 year
fun fact: this was based on reality! the girls in the late 18th century really would powder their hair with pastel colors like that!
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getting married in the really olden times was so nuts it was like bye mom bye dad see you guys literally never again. I’ll be two miles away
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2 years
found an old Dear Dumb Diary and this is making me lose it
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I don’t mind when singers become actors but I HATE when actors become singers
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10 months
FUCK IT UPPPP NICOLAAAAA!!!!
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Nicola Coughlan arrives for the European premiere of #Barbie
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really enjoyed the polite way old people would call you weird as a child. “You march to the beat of your own drum” hell yea i do
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2 months
if I was kate middleton I would tweet “they got me” and then log off
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2 years
seeing people on tiktok be like “I don’t know how to style this corset :/” that is because its an undergarment ❤️
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1 year
anya taylor-joy im so sorry you got famous enough for the internet to turn on you
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1 year
you know you guys can like mean characters right. like you don’t have to do mental gymnastics to try and convince everyone that they were the victim all along like you can just like the characters who’s a bad person
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5 months
an evil, ugly industry. getting rich off the insecurities that they help create
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8 months
I think constantly about the episode of friends where joey reads Little Women and spends the entire time thinking Jo is a boy and Laurie is a girl
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1 year
my favorite thing is when everyone’s like “yeah we love this thing it’s good!” and then one day randomly some twitter account is like “no it’s not” and suddenly everyone’s like “yeah actually it’s not. we’ve hated it the entire time”
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1 year
you can’t dox people because they were sort of mean to you one time. like I can’t believe we even have to say that
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11 months
some of you don’t need skin routines. you need to see a dermatologist
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10 months
the Victorians were so fucking funny like tuberculosis was RAGING it was killing all of them and they were like wait… what if we… made this the beauty standard…?
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1 year
having an ugly birth stone is a direct punishment from god
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8 months
gorgeous gown. I wish she’d do something with that hair 😭
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Olivia Rodrigo on the #VMAs red carpet.
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you have to be a real supervillain to defend this company
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here's my question though. if she took a break for six months, would she really not be able to afford to live at all? or would she just not be able to afford the celebrity lifestyle?
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Sydney Sweeney says she wouldn’t be able to afford a six-month break from acting: “I don’t have income to cover that. I don’t have someone supporting me… They don’t pay actors like they used to, and with streamers, you no longer get residuals,” 🔗:
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6 months
I hate true crime. Imagine being murdered and some girl out there is like “omg that’s my favorite murder”
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10 months
she’s referencing the rare 1962 never-serves barbie
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Gal Gadot is a last minute arrival at the #Barbie world premiere.
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1 year
least favorite sitcom trope is when one of the main characters has a super famous person play their sibling because it means they’re literally never gonna come back again
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10 months
I loved being in high school when the pinnacle of fashion was wearing a secondhand oversized flannel over your black spaghetti strap tank top
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2 years
please
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I represent the girls who are pretty in real life but do not photograph well
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started reading the Bible and it just starts with God being there already. Interested in a prequel series about how he came to be
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thinking about the comically long statement necklaces of the 2010s and how it was usually an owl
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They really cancel any tv show that isn’t a cultural phenomena now Omfg
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she gave up the barbie looks and said let me go back to my truth. dressing for junior prom
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Margot Robbie attends the Governors Awards.
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she has such a terrible sense of personal style 💔
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Kim Kardashian is seen wearing yet another piece from Chanel Spring 1995 collection
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this is objectively one of the coolest birthday party themes I’ve ever witnessed like. it rocks
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Sydney sweeney at her 80s prom-themed birthday.
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1 year
she really passed that ugly face on to EVERYONE
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Children of the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess of Hesse with Queen Victoria. Photographed in 1879.
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2 years
the “I’m gonna fuck your dad” feminism of the ‘10s has done so much damage
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for sitcoms. I would rather eat my own foot than sit through 20 one-hour-long episodes of a drama like dont be insane
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this was my instagram the week victorious got cancelled like I was not okay
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11 months
@LexianneHills respectfully that is insane
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“they had buccal fat removal” and it’s a celebrity that weighs 85 lbs
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the state of women’s jeans is just awful right now
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can anybody else physically feel when they’re in a hyperfixation transition stage
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nobody is as out of touch with reality as a sitcom star from the 90s
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thinking about how The Good Place had one really great plot twist early on and then spent the entire rest of its run desperately trying to recapture that
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worst subgroup of people is people who hate kids and love dogs
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genuinely might start watching that Anne show based solely on how neat this shot is
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She’s everywhere and nowhere. I know everything and nothing about her
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my favorite thing about 1920s fashion was of course the 80s hair
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margot robbie and diego calva as nellie laroy and manny torres in #Babylon
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THIS IS LIKE THEEEE MOST ACCURATE FRENCH HOOD IVE EVER SEEN IN A MOVIE LIKE THE CHIN STRAPPP 😍😍😍
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what the fuck is a body shop
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getting married before 30 is insane to me no offense
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if you pretend little women doesn’t exist she is so talented
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costumes designed by jacqueline durran, WHAT AN ICON
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@Tattedbabymamax It’s not about the bleach specifically, lol, it’s about a culture of stage mothers and male producers who are willing to alter small children cosmetically for the sole purpose of making them more desirable on screen, which actually is harmful, lol
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Joey in that one episode of friends:
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not j*ss!
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im reading little women. really like beth, can’t wait to see her journey. wonder where she ends up
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agreed. it never looks purposeful the way they want it to
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whatever this “exposed bra” trend is i don’t like it, let’s get back to the drawing board
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didn’t know cakes could be trendy. don’t know how to process this information
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When Taylor Swift tells you she loves being a millennial... BELIEVE HER... she had a milk bar cake at her birthday party... in the year 2023
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like oh cool your sibling is a really famous guest star except now that means they’ll never return. and when you inevitably have a wedding plot line or something I’m gonna be thinking “where’s that sibling?!?” The whole time
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2 years
She’s never gonna stop dressing as if she’s a tall person huh
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call me when they make a movie about her
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im actually losing my mind I’m like “what’s her personality?” And you guys are like “ripped tights. Feminist literature and cigarettes. Traveling somewhere. Vibes”
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Collecting her hair making up sexual assaults for her movie… its Almost like we dont even respect her now in death
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RIP MY GOOD BITCH. YOU WOULDVE LOVED BEING A HATER ON THE INTERNET
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this does not apply to disney girls they never wanted to be actresses anyway that was always a pop star training camp
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they deserved what modern family had
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I love when songs have a plot twist. like when you find out that the skater boy is now dating avril lavigne
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cuz being poor for a celebrity and being a poor person is very different. very different
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the episode of the office where the whole plot is them watching an episode of glee is a classic
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The problem with super size me is that it just made me really hungry for McDonald’s while I was watching it every day for that week
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do they have a razzie for costumes
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Blake Lively is seen filming "It Ends With Us" in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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off topic but I still think she could be in a period drama idk
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the gilded age refers to the period of time between 1870-1890. here is a thread of portraits and paintings of fashion during that time that may serve as inspiration at the met gala
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my favorite disney princess is kuzco
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Now it’s all only like 30% off BUT we no longer trample each other to death so, I suppose you win some you lose some
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@askefruee Yeah I know how fashion works I was just making a funny little tweet with the hope of explaining why exactly the corsets are hard to style with modern clothes
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? 😭😭😭
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“how to dress like old money” and it’s just a tennis outfit
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@ariescowgirl_ well that’s just bad storytelling
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fun fact: the barricade around her bed is because anybody at the court of Versailles was allowed to wander into her bedroom and watch her exist!
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the choice to use an american accent in marie antoinette (2006) was soooooo excellent
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1 year
obsessed with the way those presumably bootcut jeans are being shoved into that boot. omg. this is literally what life was like pre-skinny jeans like this was the exact reason we invented them in the first place
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ok lol
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@janesingasong filthy liar I want him jailed
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this dress.
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@kingbealestreet and that’s part of why icarly is doing so well tbh. they’re the only kids show reboot that ACTUALLY adapted into an adult show
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greatest fantasy costuming ever. no competition
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I love how you can tell it’s a completely different costume designer from bridgerton
Michelle Fairley is Princess Augusta in Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story 👑
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thinking about the letters Marie-Antoinette would get from her mom and how they were all like “you’re so ugly, you’re not smart, your hair is insane, you can’t bed your gay husband,”
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please pray for those of us who watch abbott elementary on hulu instead of live
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