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Peter Serafinowicz

@serafinowicz

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Male actress and comedienne.

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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Wow, tonight's Black Mirror is fucking terrifying!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Donald Trump is the most embarrassing human our species has produced.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW TRUMP VIDEO: Tough-Guy Trump. All words are his, I just made him 0.0001% more catty.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
5 years
Donald Trump tells lies. All the time. Every speech, every interview, every rally, every press conference, every tweet. Why donโ€™t interviewers respond โ€œthatโ€™s a lieโ€? Why no headlines โ€œTrump Lies About Xโ€? This fear of the word โ€˜lieโ€™ is the worst form of political correctness.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Fuck off, you orange white supremacist.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Condolences to the family of the young woman killed today, and best regards to all of those injured, in Charlottesville, Virginia. So sad!
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
This is great. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump #NationalPoetryDay
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
The last ever female Concorde, chased by the remaining males, shortly before they became extinct.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
3 years
Incredibly sad to hear about Sean Lock. I idolised him when I was starting out. No standup has made me laugh more. A huge inspiration as a comic and as a man.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
This reddit thread is one of the most compelling and scary things I've ever seen. Been reading it for hours now. http://t.co/LPEsTi9lXc
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
I gave Donald Trump a cockney tough guy accent. Blimey - โ€™e loves โ€˜ittin that โ€˜illary! (all words verbatim)
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Mr. @hamillhimself 's version of The Joker is the definitive incarnation for me. His Trumpster reads are sublime.
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
7 years
Mark Hamill gives Trumpโ€™s wire-tapping tweets the maniacal reading they deserve
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
Remember: You can do anything you want, go anywhere you like. The only thing stopping you is your mind. Set yourself free! There are no limi
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Bloated, rotten carcass of Xbox gamer dredged from swamp "appears to have been there for months," says coroner
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Iโ€™ve made over fifty #SassyTrump videos now! I dub @realdonaldtrump โ€™s exact words but I donโ€™t change a word.
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Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Every actor looked up to you. RIP John Hurt.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
12 years
"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock." - Mohammed Dali
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Starting with 'N's
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
First time I've told a bag of crisps to fuck off.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
One person dead and this is what you write? Bragging about a building that looks like a giant bottle of knockoff aftershave? You fucking dumdum. What is right with you??
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building). Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
5 years
Thanks, Mark. You can count on me if Disney ever decides not to renew โ€˜Star Wars.โ€™ Xx
@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
5 years
@KenPlume Excuse me? Allow me to present my Tick credentials: -Read the comics -Voiced a character on the animated series (forget who, though) -Have all the Warburton/FOX episodes on VHS -Hopeless fanboy of everything @serafinowicz does, including @TheTickTV #KeepTheCookiesMoreTickPlease
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
TECH REQUEST: I can't seem to log on. Should I disable the firewall?
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
I donโ€™t claim to have any expertise in US political law however fuck you, you orange dunce.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Trump: You can't impeach someone "whoโ€™s done a great job" like me
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Roses are red Violets are blue Trump is this weird sort of Orangey hue
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
9 years
If you ask me, both these iPads look far too big. http://t.co/gNOi5yGW3D
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
No matter how bad things feel right now, itโ€™s not the end of the world. Thatโ€™s months away.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
5 years
Ready for our next adventure, chum? #TheTick
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8 years
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
New SASSY TRUMP: I Was Being Sarcastic! โ€” remember, all @realDonaldTrump โ€™s actual words.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
I won an Oscar for this tweet.
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Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn
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Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
NEW SASSY TRUMP: Sassy Trump Bitches 'Bout Bannon and 'Book' (whatever that is): via @YouTube Remember: ALL @realDonaldTrump โ€™s ACTUAL WORDS
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
All Jay-Z's problems have been undone by his brother, Ctrl-Z
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW SASSY TRUMP: Obana founded ISIS (remember: all @realdonaldtrump โ€™s words)
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
@realDonaldTrump You are a fucking moron.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
Wow these new iPhones are huge http://t.co/G17wGvR4Qh
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW TRUMP VIDEO: I Did Not Have Relations With That Man #Trump2016
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
Met up with @HamillHimself in London today. I wonder why he's here. http://t.co/zXpnxWaHyN
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Here are all my @realdonaldtrump videos in one playlist ALL WORDS VERBATIM #Trump2016 #MAGA
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Here's the big question about Donald Trump's foundation: why doesn't he put it around his eyes??
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
It's possible @realdonaldtrump is suffering from Golf War Syndrome.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Congratulations to @realDonaldTrump on your first quote to be immortalised on the FDR Monument. #MAGA
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Iโ€™m against a lot of Trumpโ€™s policies, but I support the idea of a #muslintravelbag
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
Monday again.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
I'm so disappointed with Adam Sandler.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
5 years
Oops... I think I turned off โ€˜auto-renew.โ€™
@ben_edlund
ben_edlund
5 years
I'm sorry to say Amazon has chosen not to proceed with @TheTickTV I'm not sorry to say I love this show, its cast, its story, and its message. Destiny demands that my compatriots and I now seek a new home for this series.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
Sassy Trump Movie (2018) Teaser Trailer: via @YouTube
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
To be fair, there's also been some positive covfefe
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Incredible immersive theatre production of Kafka's 'The Trial' by @virginmedia Customer Services. Over 5 hours so far. Huge cast.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
OK Spotify I get it, you don't like The Fall http://t.co/dvp6SUiNx2
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Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
His gaze shifts from the words to his own reflection. "Donald," he sighs, "you have crafted... the perfect tweet."
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
It is being reported by virtually everyone, and is a fact, that the media pile on against me is the worst in American political history!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
. @realDonaldTrump have to say - it takes balls to insult people's looks when you look like a mutant sow trying to eat pair of false teeth.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
If the apocalypse doesn't happen tomorrow, don't worry. It's not the end of the world.
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Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW SASSY TRUMP VIDEO: Military Genius
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
The Shit House
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
This is a bad sign.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Weโ€™ve all done it, @Nigel_Farage . A mere slip of the bus.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
This Easter, do something inspired by God's love, even if it's just sending your child to a distant planet to be tortured and killed.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
It's beginning to look a lot like 'Cryptness'
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
I'm voting 'In' today - pretty much to rule out the possibility of ever seeing the word 'Brentrance'.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.
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Peter Serafinowicz
9 years
What do we do if we get stwessed? http://t.co/BVhxIefowF
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
I'm in this!
@TheTickTV
The Tick
7 years
You have a date with Destiny. Stream #TheTick August 25 exclusively with your Prime membership.
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Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
At this point, it wouldnโ€™t surprise me if @realDonaldTrump turned out to be an actual witch.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
"You're fired!" - Trump, pressing nuclear missile button
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
This Fathers Day, #Trump remembers 7 dead US sailors with words of sorrow and comfort for their fathers, their kids.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
The new Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in the 2016 Election, just out with a Trump 50% Approval Rating.That's higher than O's #'s!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW SASSY TRUMP: Lyinโ€™ Trump - in which Donald admits he lies to the crowd. All @realdonaldtrump โ€™s actual words.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
If Trump becomes president I'm going to move to America so I can move to Canada.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Who made these?? Beautiful!!
@JamesMelville
James Melville ๐Ÿšœ
7 years
Apparently Donald Trump doesn't want these photos spread all over the internet. Please don't share.
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Admit it Donald - you think he's the President of the actual Moon
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Just completed call with President Moon of South Korea. Very happy and impressed with 15-0 United Nations vote on North Korea sanctions.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Bravo to @netflix and all involved in @stranger_things . Loved, loved, loved.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Close, but no cigar.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
โ€œIf Trump senses he may have to make a personal sacrifice, he will sacrifice the world instead.โ€
@sarahkendzior
Sarah Kendzior
6 years
"Trump demands attention but shuns scrutiny. He needs to be a brand because he's terrified of being a person."
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Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
So sad to hear about Terry Wogan. His voice filled the entire FM dial. Such a funny man. Such a lovely man.
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
NEW #SassyTrump : **Press Conference Highlights!** All @realDonaldTrump โ€™s actual words. #MAGA
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Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Based on a true story!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
After 2,500 years, it is with deep regret that I announce the death of satire. Early reports suggest it committed suicide.
@GOP
GOP
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Join President @realDonaldTrump for dinner and a photo in sunny Florida. Enter the sweepstakes here โžก
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
I haven't felt like this watching tv since 9/11
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Dearest apologies about the shooting. How are you? Yours sincerely, D. Trump (me.) Happy Birthday!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
My warmest condolences and sympathies to the victims and families of the terrible Las Vegas shooting. God bless you!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
14 years
There's no 'I' in 'Denial'.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
A Tetris movie is coming out. There'll be lines around the block. Then the cinema will disappear.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
God is drunk.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
11 years
Thank you for calling SeaWorld. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
Updated Sassy Trump playlist - almost 100 videos. All @realdonaldtrump 's words. What the hell am I doing with my life? #MAGA2018
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
Such a brilliant poster. What a slogan. Can't wait for #GameOfThrones . http://t.co/Adf8rWkCLa
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Hey @timheidecker ? I think it's about time you let the Yellow River Boys play the inauguration.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
1 year
Hi! Iโ€™m back on Twitter! To promote my new show!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
ICYMI: my latest SASSY TRUMP video, in playlist of all my @realDonaldTrump dubs. Remember: all Trumpโ€™s exact words!
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Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
NEW Sassy Trump!
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Toddlers can be cruel.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
10 years
I hate to brag about meeting famous people but I just love this candid shot. Really great guys. http://t.co/g5tBpSJdts
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
7 years
Reminder: Today is Friday the 13th Part 2
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
9 years
โ€œExit Poles!โ€ - #UKIP
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Peter Serafinowicz
6 years
I feel so sorry for the word โ€˜presidentialโ€™.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
Remind yourself of the shit #Trump has said with my #SassyTrump playlist. I dub his voice but: All Trump's Words.
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@serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
8 years
NEW SASSY TRUMP VIDEO: Crybaby Trump (as usual - all words said by @realdonaldtrump )
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