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Boorloo via Ireland

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Due to popular request (literally one person asking) I have reactivated mr crisps on everpress (im sorry redbubble hasn’t happened yet bc my MacBook died so it’s still only some sizes sorry gang😭)

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its beloved irish crisp man mr crisps, gaze on him and his message and remember what this earth is about (love, joy and sangwich for all) These limited edition mr crisps white on colour garments are...

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help us build safer communities - if you see someone shoplifting fuckin tampons cover for them

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he uses a phone w the exact same expression as my parents, i trust him

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TheJournal.ie

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Jeremy Corbyn pledges free high-speed broadband for all in the UK

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They closed the Dublin New York portal bc we were having too much fun mooning each other and it was building international working class solidarity

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Me: You better not be a cunty pint of Guinness when I get there Cunty pint of Guinness:

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kendall jenner wearing louis feraud fw 1997

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Real Jewish and Catholic solidarity is seeing this and being like “yes”

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Damn maybe Catholicism is good

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You know what fuckin time it is

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English woman moment

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“Ashamed to be irish” Look at the bio It’s an American

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Clare Anne Ath

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It’s rare I’m ashamed to be Irish, but the nation’s vehement support of Palestine disgusts me. These demonstrations are not about standing in “solidarity” with Palestine, they’re celebrating the massacre of Jews.

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@_georgina666 I’ve been SAYING Protestantism is way scarier

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America is so weird about pub babies… they fear his power

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i went to a private book launch party last night that happened to be hosted at a bar and they wouldn’t let me in because i had the baby. now, maybe i’m trash for this, but i kinda think babies should be allowed in bars. what was she gonna do sneak drinks?

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Anti Irish propaganda always makes us sound so much cooler than we have ever been lmao

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Propagandopolis

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'Ireland - Our Cuba?' — British Conservative pamphlet published at the start of the Troubles (1970) warning of the danger of Ireland becoming a communist outpost.

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And in a way, she’s carrying on his legacy, by tormenting Irish people (me) with visual terrorism (rich person cringe)

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@fayemikah Sounds like he’s going to try grope her 20 minutes into the date honestly I would’ve cancelled too - overlooking creepy pervy comments like that that early has always been a mistake ime lol

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@SemtexFarmhand They don’t know about the Irish empire doing this with potatoes from Peru

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If a man at work told me his wife was bi I would immediately think I was being unicorn hunted and call the anti terror police

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Idk about yous but even if they’re shoplifting a fuckin freezer under their coat my mammy didn’t raise a snitch

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i cant believe we had COVID in a headlock, it was just about to tap out, then our govt said lets open pubs and import a fuck load of yank bastards x

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Mattress mick called them home

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Juris 🪼

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Majestic mattress flight at Denver’s 'open air bed' cinema gone wrong. Quite a sight.

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Merriam-Webster social team you ignorant cultureless worthless monoglots 🙏🏼

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@mabster314 Yeah a public psychiatrist who used to bully me threatened me with putting that I was difficult in my file so “no one would want to help” me in future bc I was worried about going on a high dose of the medication he was pushing on me. Was so relieved when my 6mths w him was up

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@sewistwrites The 3yo now

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Can’t believe these people created both orangemen and white South Africans and got away with it

@OnsOranje

OnsOranje

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Dublin = 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗝𝗘! 🤯🧡 #NothingLikeOranje #IRLNED

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No that’s just how an Irish man will be sometimes. These ones are so important I love them so much

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This feel like if there is a god and he wanted to visit earth one day, he came down into this dude’s body and they accidentally interviewed him during his earth vacation

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Norway… I wasn’t familiar with your game

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Thomas Forrestal 🇮🇪

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Protest against 'Queen' Elizabeth in Oslo, Norway for Bobby Sands on the day of his martyrdom. Protesters threw a balloon with tomato sauce at her. 10 arrested.

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My invention

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He really went through so much and I still be asking him to help me find a flash drive 😭

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Archaeology & Art

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St. Anthony beaten by devils, Master of Osservanza (c. 1430).

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Never noticed how alarmingly Irish the cross lad from scrubs looked lmao

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John C. McGinley

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…getting the band back together!

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Honestly Irish food isn’t bad it’s just that a lot of peoples parents cook food like they’re trying to torture information out of it

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How are you supposed to pay for a kid of your own when you’re paying for your landlords kids to also become landlords 😭😭

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Irish Examiner

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Ireland's fertility time bomb: Falling population 'a dangerous territory' for society and the economy

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Me calling a chicken deli roll Irish banh mi

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someone just sent me this huge mood

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How it feels to be falling asleep w only a small bit of water in your water bottle next to you

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They said “well I never expected posh people to dislike our genocide” lmaoo losers

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Ireland Israel Alliance

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You'd think the good ladies of (posh) Dublin neighbourhood of Foxrock would have something better to do than standing on a footbridge waving a Palestinian flag of a Friday afternoon. But hey, maybe it's more thrilling and revolutionary than yoga or pilates (so passé).

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Normal Irish men’s stock price is going crazy rn lmaoo

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Wow imagine if Britain had murdered Irish civilians

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Piers Morgan

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When the IRA were murdering people in England, we didn’t drop 2000lb bombs on Belfast because the terrorists were living among civilians.

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They have these flags saying hello/welcome in all different languages all over the gaff and this is the first time in my life I’ve seen Irish outside of ireland I’m 🥺❤️❤️❤️

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It kills me how much he sucks bc he’s so genuinely funny sometimes lmao

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People who’ve never lived in rural Ireland seem so amazingly incapable of understanding just how isolating it is lol. There is no transport. There are no facilities. What’s not clicking???

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This lady has reached Irish person abroad levels of lying to Americans and I can’t be mad at her at all Lmaoo

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americans gotta be the most gullible ppl on this planet

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One thing British people are gonna do is congratulate themselves for not slaughtering Irish people they very much did slaughter. The death squads?? Shoot to kill?? HELLO???

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no offence presidential candidates Michael D Higgins could actually get his dogs gold plated once a month on my euro and I still wouldn’t fuckin vote for your raggedy selves

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Idk if I wanna laugh more at the utter ethering or someone being named katy balls

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@yousefslym That y e l l o w filter

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Good texts from my da

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My take on the takes is it’s actually about penetration being dominance and humiliation and control (not necessarily anal sex) - the way sexist men look at sex as something they do to women - and yeah it’s bullshit and still patriarchal but what do we expect from Lean In feminism

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“The Irish immigrated LEGALLY” is the funniest lie in the world and it’s even funnier looking at my countrymen and even family members in the diaspora rn

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This should happen more to yank missionaries tbh 🙏🏼

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Catholic Arena

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IRELAND Catholics are now being openly abused and kicked on the streets of Dublin as the city descends into lawlessness Many feel that the country's current Justice Minister is more concerned with stopping free speech than with stopping violent crime

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I know it freaks out the international community but to me Barry Keoghan and Sabrina look like a very organic Dublin couple I’ve known ten of them in my day god bless she does her tan like an Irish girl

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is it possible for irish men to care about other people or anything without the rubberbandits having to tell them to

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Someone (correctly) said Irish dads all love Tina turner and icl this text from my da is killing me 😭❤️💀

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i will never forget staying in my friends’ house in belmullet co mayo when i was 14 years old and finding a massive framed photo of tina turner on the wall as you first walk in the front door. i asked my friends dad why it was there and he said ‘what do you mean?’ . rest in peace

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Genuinely there’s something so funny to me abt the way skinny American women will always put their weight into something you didn’t think possible to connect weight to, it makes me laugh sm 😭😭 floor looks unreal too god bless

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kelso the artist 🎨

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This freakin floor 😌 I try to not be offended when someone questions that I did this, and alone, bc I, too, would wonder how a 5'2" 109lb girl did it by herself lmaooo

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@pinkopog There was a guy a few years ago who was doing a similar project to this and ended up killing a guy he’d roped in to help him, it was really sad

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Gang I’ve got really bad news for ye about the recent ancestry of almost every British celebrity I’m so sorry 😭

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I’m just saying you used to be able to shoot British people, before the woke

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They’re attacking him for speaking Irish

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parker💋

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what the fuck does this even mean

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@lmartods Somalis…. I wasn’t familiar with your game

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Not the Americans going mad at Dustin the turkey I’m weeping 😭💀💀💀

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Look I’m just saying if you had the Disney channel your parents probably caused the recession

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wow this blew up! im gonna promote not being a rat especially on someone so hard up they're lifting tampons

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I’m so scared of cast iron pan culture and lore. It is mysterious and frightening to me. People who are into it are always saying stuff like “this guy didn’t even leave his pan to bathe in the beam of the full moon and season with holy oil. Enjoy your cursed cheese toastie buddy”

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Alex Miller

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Spent a year seasoning this guy and a cleaner ran it through the dishwasher

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its such a brit/yank thing to think fairies are cute lil gals here its like they'll take your baby and kill you or trap you in a field for 100 years

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India Ireland 🤝 “be nice if we got rid of the British and put some green white and orange on our flag”

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We’re not bullying people enough for trying to be American anymore, how are you talking about “illegal aliens” and “antifa” without shame go on say sidewalk hahaha

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Tbf disliking the police force that are currently covering up the murder of a 13 y/o child n had officers posing, editing n sharing pictures of n making fun of a suicide victim bc he was Irish/Catholic n therefore subhuman to them would be a normal reaction in most of the world

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No one: My dog:

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If I as a strong sensual culchie woman can boycott supermacs (😥) I know you lot can boycott avoca for their involvement in direct provision !!

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???? YOU KILLED THEM?????

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BBC News (UK)

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Duke and Duchess of Cambridge lay wreath for those who fought for Irish independence, in first official visit to the Republic of Ireland

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What is the charge sir- eating a meal ? A succulent human meal ??

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animals going goblin mode

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If you live in rural Ireland this guy runs your parish like a feudal baron. The only way to get a medical card is through him. He’s robbed everyone blind but they keep electing him because the road is fucked and he got Bridie a medical card when she had cancer

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They should bring this back. They don’t let you do this anymore. Because of woke

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Missionary being eaten by a jaguar (by Noé León, 1907).

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They had 1916 runners????!!!!!

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Fiona Small

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Ben Affleck wearing Nikes that commemorate the 1916 Easter Rising is surreal

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@bigmoodenergy The real crime is the elites depriving my people of seeing portal boobs

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@thomas_violence When I hear those narrow stupid vowels

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I’ve waited my whole life to have a say on this. This is for teenage me hitting herself in the stomach, scared lifeless. for every woman and girl trapped in direct provision here. for every girl seeking asylum that we let down.for the women Ireland has shoved down again and again

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Is anyone else dreading when Michael d is finished and we have to pick between a crop of open racists and embarrassing neoliberal types for uachtarán. Could we not get Daniel o donnell or Christy or someone to take it on given it’s mainly a representative role

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English people wish they had anyone as good as bobby sands but they’re stuck with soldiers who shoot children and disabled people in the back that’s why they’re mad

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Adding an extra layer to this by reading it in Irish

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Axe

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Ye ever think that post malone looks like if cian twomey went to NCAD??

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Making brexit difficult wouldn’t really be karma unless we invaded Britain, murdered everyone, starved the rest, gave away their land, implemented penal laws, banned the speaking of English, deported more people to free up land, renamed London DerryLondon but it’s a start

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Thought this was a loyalist XL bully mural about killing Catholics or smth 😭😭

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this ghanaian poster for ghost dog really has it all

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Men saying onlyfans creators are exploiting lonely men is never not funny to me yeah man dominos is exploiting me too

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POV u are a sperm

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People who bring folk to ride in their parents house?? With their parents knowing???? Is that real??? I’m terrified

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English people who think they’re victims bc their former colonies don’t like them are so embarrassing

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Americans have invented a Protestantism that is so deeply perverted and for perverts 🙏🏼

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I’m sorry him doing ‘oh well just a limited strike I’m SORRY’ kills me every fuckin time

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Bernie on Iran 6 months ago

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