I'm duty-bound to mention that some of trending comedy legend
#BobMortimer
's finest work is in his podcast
@AthleticoMince
, which some of his fans inexplicably still don't know about
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🏴 Bobby George, 78.
The King of Bling played a huge role in the early development of professional darts and is still helping youngsters to enjoy the game today!
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How lovely that Bob Mortimer is trending simply because everyone just chose today to talk about how unbelievably excellent he is. He's a scientifically observable percentage of the world's sum total of joy.
Another 'portfolio of rental properties' cunt on Homes Under The Hammer. He's from London but this house he's bought is in Doncaster because 'you get more bang for your buck' and 'the yield is very good'
Hope he doesn't get gently lowered into the nearest active volcano.
I once had a morning radio show on GLR. I would do 6 till 9am then hand over to Chris Morris.
My show was pretty good. His was pretty goodier. This will never happen again.
Terry Hall At The BBC on BBC4 now.
The only pop star to message me on insta during lockdown desperate to know where I'd got my jigsaws from cos everywhere was sold out.
Bloke just came down for Travelodge breakfast wearing a big fluffy dressing gown and slippers. Got himself bacon, scrambled eggs and six slices of toast.
Absolute legend.
This will probably only affect 1% of you in the way it should but that's more than enough.
Headmaster Chic Murray on the piano in Gregory's Girl
(Maybe that grifting fucker on here will now nick this tweet, but probably not this bit)
Seeing Dale Winton on
#totp
reminds me of the time I wrote a semi-pisstake celebration of 20 years of Supermarket Sweep for the Mirror and he loved it so much that he offered to take me out for lunch 👀
Johnson seems sharp, confident and with a laser precision when it comes to recalling facts and conversations from so long ago.
Not really. He's a rambling, shambling, shifty fucking shitbag who inexplicable seems to have opted for '1976 Savile' as his haircut of choice.
I got a C in English Language and E in Law at A-Level, was thrown off my polytechnic course after a year for low attendance and then spent 25 years scrabbling around in the sordid world of freelance media. There's no lesson here - I'm amazed I'm still alive to be honest.
I love the
#AlanPartridgePodcast
more than I can say. In the latest series, Alan offers his own commentary on the coronation. I had to see if it actually matched up with the real footage, and I’m howling. This is amazing. 💀💀
Daughter's come home from uni for two days so we can watch the last ever Curb Your Enthusiasm episode together when it's shown at 3am.
A strategic nap is going to have to be had and it's going to put all of my napping experience to the test.
NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips early access)
'Mince 124: No Fighting'
63-minute extended version - out now and ad-free on Patreon, Apple Subscriptions and Acast+
Free-to-all edited version coming later today
I want to reiterate my regret over last night’s exchange with Laurence on GB News.
Having looked at the footage, I can see how inappropriate my reaction to his totally unacceptable remarks appears to be and want to be clear that I was in no way amused by the comments.
I reacted
I think a lot of Americans might be perplexed about the Brand thing because they only know him from a handful of B-list movies and don't have the experience of him oozing all over the discourse for almost two decades like some kind of abnormal penile discharge with big hair.
Here's a bit of the new Parsnips-exclusive 'TOPICS OF INTEREST' mini-episode.... in FULL VISION! (Listen to it on Patreon or Apple Podcasts Subscriptions or Acast+)
Mad that there was just 23 months between the chart entry dates of the first and last Specials singles, given the impression they made and influence they had
(AND there was a 6-month gap of chart inactivity before Ghost Town was released)
My daughter has just got into The Fall, and she's updating me with her favourite new songs as she discovers them.
Today it's 'Totally Wired' 😍
She's also enthralled with how hilarious Mark E Smith's vocals are, which I don't think we consider enough.
#parenting
I’ve got to say, it concerns me that Vice President of
@RADA_London
, who just so happens to be
@CynthiaErivo
, would speak about Sunderland like this. Maybe unintended, but it’s that same old narrative of ppl from my area/background being othered by this industry.
So, on yesterday's
@TFTimeMachine
,
@delaneyman
asked me to guess which of the podcast's persons of interest' he would be interviewing today.
I made one guess -
@SusannaHoffs
. I was correct. This is incredible and also slightly terrifying.
The iconic Sycamore Gap tree on Hadrian's Wall Path in Northumberland has been felled overnight.
We're waiting more information on this.
Pics - Amanda Marks, Author, Facebook.