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@realbobmortimer & @profanityswan 's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. Not really about football as such.

Joined March 2016
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An amazing confidence boost for men with tits all around the world.
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Kaz 67 FPL🔱⭐⚽️
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Wilder : I’ll knock Joshua out Fury : I’ll out box him all night Ruiz : Hold my Greggs 😂😂 #JoshuaRuiz #joshua #Boxing #AnthonyJoshua #
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Steve McClaren’s song about how he picks the QPR team (animation by @ben_pics )
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The people behind Mince would like to congratulate the BBC on their show Gone Fishing. The character 'Bob' is particularly handsome and beguiling
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'You're a good lad, Ivan'
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Cheeky
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Shopping
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Just to confirm that I did have a spy in the canteen for the sterling bust up
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'The Carol Beardsley Defence'
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Conor Benn cleared of doping due to ‘highly-elevated consumption of eggs’
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Slightly better quality footage of Roy Hodgson confirming his love of Warhammer upon his return to Anfield…
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Lovely stuff from Roy...
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Meaty hero
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Peter Beardsley ‘I thought I’d tell you some jokes…’ From episode 55
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Carole fucking Baskin...
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BREAKING: Bronx Zoo says one of its tigers has tested positive for coronavirus
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Train Guy on the R&R
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Management, motivation, music and the Burnley way - learn lots you never knew about the Turf Moor boss 🧐
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HELLO THERE
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Five years of shite 🎉
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As a tribute to the imperial work of Sean Dyche, here's the Burnley Way animation by @ben_pics that featured in our 2020 live shows...
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Dog dirt
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And that's the Burnley way
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That is Burnley’s 241st Premier League goal in their 241st PL game #BURWOL
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I have become privy ( via my insider) to an incredible incident that occurred on the England team bus after Tunisia match... there will be an emergency Mince tomorrow to report on this. Bob
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First time I ever remember mentioning brass hands
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Obviously.
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Roy Hodgson wandering the streets of Leeds ahead of Elland Road with Palace today.
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thanks, voters!
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Well... done... Eric.. Dier...
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Just polished me brass un
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ANNOUNCEMENT: a new episode will be attempted before Christmas.
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Two men. Two separate locations. Two microphones. But what, if anything, can they achieve? #sunday
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‘Do you want a fight?’
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Watford's Nigel Pearson condemns Boris Johnson over 'lack of leadership' on coronavirus
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A major triumph for the British Managers Club. Possibly the perfect campaign.
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BREAKING: Alan Pardew sacked by West Brom
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And that's the Burnley way...
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👕 | Burnley's line-up for today's trip to Anfield is the first time we've seen shirt numbers one to eleven in the top flight since Charlton did it in the 98/99 campaign!
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Aggressively writing down ideas for new Mince in my fun and laughter garment
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'Very frustrating'
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Harry Kane is expected to return to #THFC training this weekend after 'venting his frustration' at the club.
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Big thanks to Parsnipper Chris Wood for alerting us to one of Lawro's @memmo_uk videos...
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Can't believe it's been 21 months since Casper sang for the very first time
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A little bit of Peter Beardsley, from episode 53…
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New one soon.
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FYI... I had a spy in the spurs dressing room at half time.
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Hiya @TVMartinRoberts ! 👋
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‘Don’t pass to Vardy’
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Harry Kane has been confirmed as England's captain for the 2018 World Cup. Reaction here👉
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WE’RE BACK! BRAND NEW EPISODE! ‘Warhammer’ Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more… plus Spotify, iTunes and other pod providers…
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Just realised it’s two years today since our first episode. Party time by the air fryer!
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Dog dirt. Thanks to all of you who voted!
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It's estimated that Mark Hughes has been paid around £18m in compensation after being sacked by Manchester City, QPR, Stoke and Southampton. Not a bad return
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P.S. It’s our third birthday today. Thank you for sticking with us and taking us up, up, up into the podcast sky!
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Have a campachoochoo on us, Dom. ☕️
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Just written my favourite ever Mince song... it’s from Steve McClaren to Mr Fernandez... in next podcast
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Classic Cazorla Laughter Emporium, this...
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Villarreal with a low-key unveiling of Santi Cazorla...
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Adrian Struggling
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Up the fucking showbiz centre.
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Inaugural meeting of the anti oxidant supporters club
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Wonder how Bamford will celebrate his winning goal...
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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY #destroyandexit
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Delighted to announce that Mick McCarthy will be joining us in the studio again this Friday.
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This just in from a Facebook correspondent… #maximummeats
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Mental health problems and suicidal feelings can happen to anyone. Please look after yourself and ask for help when you need it. Talking helps. Call Samaritans 116 123 See also @samaritans @theCALMzone @MindCharity @TimetoChange @PAPYRUS_tweets
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England expects…
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Just realised that Athletico Mince is FOUR YEARS AND FOUR DAYS OLD. That’s a nice number isn’t it?
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Out with Barry Homeowner having a sly Camp a choo choo
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Dear Club Parsnips subscribers...
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Here’s the @jackpot180 interview that Bob mentions in the new episode... 😉
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NEW EPISODE! Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and lots more. , Spotify, Apple and loads of other pod apps...
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We filmed the recording of the new episode (it's out now at Club Parsnips, out everywhere else tomorrow) and here's a little bit of it. There'll be more clips appearing soon for club members... and that's the Parsnips way...
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Albanian Cobbler
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End of an era as Troy Deeney leaves Watford...
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This Fridays Mince will be a Garden Centre special.
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‘Would you like to choose a name...?’
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MIDNIGHT MINCE New episode midnight Sunday... includes Song: Come to Sunland Dom Littlewood Peter Beardsley British Managers Lunch Club Two Mangoes Barry Homeowner Interview ... and much more
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NEW EPISODE… ‘Christmas Mince’ Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else! , iTunes, Spotify and other reputable podcast outlets
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Is it REALLY six years to the day since our first episode? Yes. Yes it is.
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How very fucking hell.
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We will attempt to record a new episode tomorrow.
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Mental health problems and suicidal feelings can happen to anyone. Please look after yourself and ask for help when you need it. Talking helps. Call Samaritans 116 123 See also @samaritans @theCALMzone @MindCharity @TimetoChange @PAPYRUS_tweets
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I'm doing my last fishing trip next week then back on the Mince week after.. lined up an exclusive interview with Claude Puel
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We're just a few days away from the podcast's FIFTH BIRTHDAY so it's time to decide once and for all who your favourite character is... with the #WorldCupOfMince
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‘Mid Head Oxbow’ by Steve McClaren (from episode 48 - )
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Mental health problems and suicidal feelings can happen to anyone. Please look after yourself and ask for help when you need it. Talking helps. Call Samaritans 116 123 See also @samaritans @theCALMzone @MindCharity @TimetoChange @PAPYRUS_tweets
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Lovely to see Troy Deeney on Monday Night Football tonight…
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Martin Tyler: ‘Harry Kane has to take it on the chin’
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New episode imminent
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‘Ooo’s the prick?’
@basslady
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Soon. #soon
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Congratulations on reaching the FA Cup Final, @WatfordFC and @T_Deeney !
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New one later.
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The new issue of @FourFourTwo is in the shops today, with massive pictures of our daft faces in it.
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Robert is preparing at @ComedyStoreMCR
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THIS PODCAST WILL NOT BE STOPPED. #LOCKDOWN
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@HKane
Harry Kane
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Very frustrating. We'll respond on Sunday.
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As previewed in the latest episode
@BritishComedy
British Comedy Guide
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Bob Mortimer is to publish his autobiography in September. 'And Away...' is described as "warm, profound, and irrepressibly funny":
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