in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Yorkshire World Cup Scene
Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"
Son "Neymar"
Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"
made a supercut of all the noises
@RealBobMortimer
makes pretending to be in conversation with a guy called colin while in character as Train Guy™️, and tbqhwy it was a monday night well spent.
CHICKEN NAMES FOR SALE:
Eggy Gizzard
Hen Hom
Geoffrey Peck
The Bantam Menace
Roger Poultry
The Wattle Bottle
Carol Pecker
Biddy Cent
Dark Maureen
Malcolm Eggs
Scratch Baxter
Ron Howard's Goitre
£l8.00 each p.a. (No Returns)
I have no idea what it is I want, how it can be achieved or why I want it... but if I don’t get it I will dismantle my home and feed it piece by piece into my shitpipe
Thank you SO MUCH to all of you that have sent me such lovely comments about last nights
#gonefishing
.. I have read them all (twice) So chuffed.. “The Love you Leave will still be there after you’re gone”
HALLOWEEN CAT NAME SALE:
Bloody Hell Ken!
Ray's Coffin
Helen Skeleton
Shatty Batty
Trick or Treatment
Ghostly McBloodbath
Cobwebs and Cutlery
Lumpy Pumpkins
The Little Creep
£8.00 each p.a. No Offers
NEW YEAR CAT NAME SALE:
Terry Information
John Lewis Van
British Horses
Scratch Baxter
Lonesome Pillock
Nippy McWhiffles
Brian Adams Lute
£8.00 each p.a. No Returns
INTERNATIONAL CAT NAME SALE:
Chad Salad
Gustav Hosiery
Hans Downtrousers
Gerhardt Nightcreeper
Jean Paul BuggerAll
Atem Ben Chinstrap
Myfanwy Mindwallop
Carlos Whispers
H From Steppes
8.00 each p.a.
#InternationalCatDay
Download my flute album 'Flute and Fibre’ today and get bonus tracks : ‘They Flute Horses Don’t They’ ‘The Flute of all Evil’ and ‘You Look Flutiful Tonight £8.00
I’m writing a piece for an in flight magazine about the first time you wore a personalised lanyard... how did it feel?..did you keep it?.. did you struggle with the fastening?..has life ever been as good since?..
#LanyardMemories