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@platinummolar

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Michael
10 months
she said M you gotta post again I told her "girl don't tempt me" 💎🦷
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5 months
women's books are like: he raped her but it's ok, he was a billionaire and also a vampire 🩷
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4 months
having a tech job while also having a little bit of swag is the greatest identity conflict a young middle class man can experience
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7 months
jump scare ...
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Michael
28 days
your mission is to live like a man for 45 minutes (difficulty: EXTREME)
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Michelle Ivana
28 days
Another day, another table for one. I’ve gotten really confident eating out alone, but I wasn’t always. As an introvert, I only have a small group of friends and I’m often alone. I enjoy staying in, but I know I’ll never meet anyone if I don’t go out… and since I don’t drink
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27 days
my ray peat inspired diet today so far 8:30 flat white and nicotine pouch 10:00 nicotine pouch 10:30 coke zero 11:30 espresso & nicotine pouch 12:30 cigarette & matcha latte 1:15 lamb samosas & coke zero 2:30 nicotine pouch 3:10 kinder chocolate lesson in there
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2 months
@Purrpurrchan sex and emotional intimacy without the formal commitment of a relationship
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5 months
@Xangrydocs not my first time 🤝
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Michael
29 days
white people apply to jobs they're overqualified for because they fear hierarchy and being "found out" if they take a risk an indian guy who has only used a computer to google "white breast" will apply for CTO of your company because he is confident he can always do the needful
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Michael
28 days
notice perhaps how the guy who didn't get her a taxi still fucked her lesson in there
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“One guy couldn't get me a taxi and the other one is flying me home first class so I can go to a concert with my dad” The “average Joe” that would have had a house, wife and 3 kids in 1970 simply has no chance in the new digital market
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7 months
@roy_londy haha my original caption was going to be that these women should not be allowed to interact
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@zairalaraib Humiliation
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Michael
27 days
Alexandra Cooper made millions and got famous running a podcast about being a "bad girl", cheating on men, giving blowjobs, etc meanwhile in the background she was working towards marriage I have spoken of this many times a lot of you are perpetual psyop victims ...
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Michael
2 months
actual nutritionist here, every ingredient listed here is safe and healthy for consumption
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Kumar
2 months
Should we praise fake nobles that poison the common man and get away with it? Make this diagram viral. Boycott Chick Fil A.
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Michael
3 months
wish I could hear what another gay retard thought about zendaya
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Michael
8 months
NOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOO
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9 months
alright fuck it, lunch time
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Michael
7 months
one interesting thing about the UK is that for the majority of the population, having a good job scores almost no points with women because 90% of people are basically not aware it's possible to earn over £35,000
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2 months
@symboliclo85913 @zairalaraib would higher self worth make me date promiscuous women?
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Michael
4 months
you're in a relationship, everything is fine your girl gets a UTI asks some other women online about it they tell her her body is rejecting you now she doesn't love you anymore c'est la vie
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Michael
2 months
@symboliclo85913 @zairalaraib I have a great career and friendships and date women who aren't whores :)
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5 months
@masaal_dosa are they porn stars?
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27 days
you should feel like shit constantly every time your body thinks it's about to be nourished it should be pummelled into the ground gut biome a fucking wreck, receptors fried heart of a 60 year old diabetic lion @brutedefarce speaks of this
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4 months
engineer and sales guy on a demo call
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2 months
it's called grinding ...
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Michael
3 months
everything feels like an expression of superiority when you are inferior ...
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Nick Walker
3 months
He nails it. This is conspicuous leisure as Veblen would put it. It’s an expression of superiority.
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Michael
2 months
almost no competition on approaching women IRL if you can handle the pain of rejection, being called a creep, and potentially going to jail
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Nick Kapur
3 months
This data is absolutely insane, if true. Basically every category of meeting one's romantic partner is diving toward zero and getting eaten by online.
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9 months
this one girls tits are so big I can't close the tab it's been 3 days
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Michael
5 months
"be careful about what you post bro, you never know what I might use for race baiting"
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2 months
i'm the type of nigga to tidy the hotel room myself before I leave and that's why women don't really fuck with me
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8 months
"I hip thrust 200kg" "wow ... why?"
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Michael
6 months
understand that huberman is londy, and huberman types are non-lindy
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Michael
7 months
This is where I tweet from.
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Charles Wing-Uexküll
7 months
This is where I tweet from.
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Michael
3 months
man on a mission no time for sex conserving every drop some will say gisele outgrew the marriage few realise the mission outgrew her lesson in there
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3 months
I mean…
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Michael
7 months
SENSITIVE MAN'S BURDEN
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ev
7 months
@Souchousama When you have a job wife and kids it doesn't end either. A sensitive man's burdens never cease.
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Michael
2 months
I gotta stop going to twitter mutual's houses man
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Michael
7 months
if you want to go fast, go londy if you want to go far, go lindy ...
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7 months
londy can travel halfway around the world before lindy can get its boots on
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Michael
4 months
you don't buy an iPhone to impress girls girls just know android customers are also the types of guy who would tweet shit like this nature works itself out
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4 months
POV: You're a married man who wants the best phone and doesn't care about impressing 20-year-old girls.
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3 months
what status is this bro? bro did you check what status this is? I'll do it but only if it's high status. what do you mean you're not sure? there's a chance this is low status? let's just stay home ...
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shai
3 months
The most unhinged thing I’ve started doing in 2024 is going for morning walks with coffee - but just taking my coffee mug out of the house. Not a travel mug, just a straight up mug. It’s the most high status and low status thing you could possibly do
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7 months
the 4hl doesn't want you to have a cigarette and matcha latte on top of your car after a nice japanese lunch, and that's exactly why you have to ...
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7 months
@_evFM go back tomorrow and buy twix after twix, exhaust the dialogue tree ...
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28 days
dunno how much longer I can go on
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Dorsey’s Ghost x Vorstellung
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9 months
good morning
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2 months
just ignoring work today x
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Michael
6 months
if you are a man and you want more pussy 'self improvement' will not work you need to burn it all down, lose your job, become slightly malnourished, inhibitions completely eroded, then just firing shots at every woman you could stomach
@dumbbitchcap
Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
6 months
If a man is single, his path to becoming more datable is ascending: working out, making more money, becoming funnier Even if a guy is 5’2, if he’s a multimillionaire or funny he can land a hot bitch For women, you must descend. Lower your expectations, become dumber, make
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8 months
feels like bs we're supposed to cherish these old guys who never even tried ex gf grew up dirt poor because her dad never took promotions, "didn't want the responsibility" I was 19 & out-earning him, cheerful guy but really condemned people around him to decades of stress ...
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Censored Men
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4HL Honeymoon Everything feels great at the new job You start settling in and then you start getting bed sores what if the new problems are worse than the old ones? scary world out there take care ...
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north
2 months
getting a new job literally fixed like 85% of my mental health problems in the span of a week it’s kind of incredible honestly
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7 months
if SBF just did the fraud, I'd say ok, let's go easy on him. but he was using your money to do drugs and have sex parties in the bahamas ... it's personal, when's the last time you went to a sex party?
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4 months
the iphone buying experience is that you ask people around you if they like their phone and whether they're functionally retarded or very intelligent they say "yeah it's good" the android buying experience is reading through 250 page gsm arena arguments between sanjay and ritesh
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3 months
the tireless pursuit of 1000 ng/dl testosterone so you can be the most alpha guy at your email job before you go bald and die
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6 months
@PaulSkallas one good thing about tech being londy is that a lot of these traditions don't exist, you hire somebody with one of two things in mind, their departure in 2-3 years or their promotion route to keep them around
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2 months
@NathanRuh @TateNews_ use that big powerful logic brain to deduce what might happen if you're wrong about no-one else being around you?
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Michael
6 months
she could very easily make these mornings great get a boyfriend, play some music, have a little coffee ritual, greet her racist group chat ...
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TastefulLindy
6 months
I don't have any great solutions, but I think anyone with a heart finds this a bit sad
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4 months
bro is always talking about WORK but he just has messenger apps up constantly chatty patty
@TateNews_
Tate News
4 months
God is on our side, so the Matrix will not win. Inshallah
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3 months
this is the dream you feel yourself waking up from and try to fight your way back to sleep
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Andrew Tate
3 months
GM
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4 months
truthfully you can be any type of guy and get pussy except for low six figure income with no criminal record something about this is so unexciting it's pretty much the same as being a eunuch ...
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8 months
@jai_vos_dents @hopes_revenge bet her spaces go crazy
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18 days
ray peat emailed me (gpg signed) this before his passing
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2 months
I normally call it bambi but me too honestly
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Nikita Bier
2 months
@moseskagan Some of the smartest tech executives I know have drained their accounts for white box.
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3 months
I was at a bar last night and these two late 30s~ women were telling me I was beautiful, and then one of them asked an obese girl nearby if she thought so and she said "he's alright" 😭
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29 days
there is no conspiracy, you are GAY!
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5 months
it must be a new thing where people who aren't good at shit feel compelled to give advice no way it's lindy or is the only difference the platform?
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7 months
"I care about vitality and genetic superiority" "cool, how tall are you?" "I DID VERY WELL IN HIGH SCHOOL"
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3 months
I went to Aella's birthday and said "let me go last" they kicked me out for being too freaky🙄
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8 months
could literally do it all now orange bird 4 bed house get her pregnant range rover join a 5 a side sunday league football team craft ale subscription ride it out til death watch love island fuck the lot x
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3 months
I know you guys love the revenge fantasy but most whores are going to have great lives, even actual physical prostitutes will be "saved" by a client or something
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8 months
zoner ...
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@symboliclo85913 @zairalaraib you're childless & the tweet is doing numbers
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2 months
@symboliclo85913 @zairalaraib I wish you luck finding a good man despite being ran through and middle aged
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4 months
we stand on the shoulders of giants
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2 months
if you are fucking around a lot and are comforted by the fact that your friendship group is all similar, I promise you: they are studying they are saving more money they are doing better at work they are drinking less they are smoking less weed they have relationship prospects
@IAmLilRico
Lil Rico ⑨
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Advice to men UNDER 25 from MEN over 25 ?
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2 months
@symboliclo85913 @zairalaraib we already established I'm sensitive
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3 months
went to nandos for lunch today first time in a while they had a "churrasco" burger I asked for it they said they needed proof I was an undersexed sensitive young man with a low six figure income I showed them my twitter the burger was good ...
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8 months
my boy reached a year no pussy and said some shit last night that's making me wonder if I'm even a real misogynist
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6 months
I'm sorry if it's unpopular to love mids but I would be posted up in her bed like I live there after one date asking why she can't take the day off work
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7 months
imagining a girl with big tits and an even bigger heart ...
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3 months
I love all of the friends I made from lindy/londy twitter but many of you are so miserable that the timeline is, at times, unreadable many of you are given a new chance every day and choose misery, to seethe about fake politics etc so I mostly just read milady stuff ...
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chronologically, yes, my girlfriend is 35, but she has a pussy in the top 0.5% of 18 year olds
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3 months
it's going down
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6 months
a lot of people lament missing out on teen love but do not know what they are missing when it comes to having a girlfriend, no money, and nothing to do but fuck her 4-5 times a day on your futon and then take weirdly long walks to get food from the cheapest takeaway you know
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3 months
there may be rewards in heaven but there are definitely rewards on earth ...
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7 months
300 followers we are 9% back thank you ...
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7 months
unbelievable number of people who think success begins and ends in the gym the guys I see in the best shape are usually waiters and retail workers
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6 months
office hours spaces tonight to answer any questions about this ...
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Michael
5 months
NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GROW UP YOU CAN'T KEEP HAVING FUN YOU CAN'T KEEP A CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER YOU NEED TO BE JADED YOU NEED TO BE DISILLUSIONED STOP !!!
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remember
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Michael
3 months
pathetic tweet, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
@EricRichards22
Eric Richards
3 months
Is there another flagship product for a company that is so consistently disappointing as the Big Mac is?
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good morning
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2 months
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god I hope he's alive ...
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Дэн
4 months
R.I.P. 🙏
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4 months
@DreamCather44 @I_am_renault i find mfs like u really interesting bro. i ain't gon lie this pawg is kinda a personal thing to us you get what i'm saying. it's just like a personal vibe u feel me. what's really crazy is you wouldn't even wanted this if u aint see renault post it u get what i'm saying. i don't
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Michael
9 months
ummm ok, so they expect us to believe perfectly healthy 76 year olds are just dropping dead now???
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Rest in Peace Jimmy Buffett. A legendary musician and mogul.
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asked about her HISTORY n she handed me a book 😳
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