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4 years

Love the Kiwi ingenuity!!

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2 years

Fucking looooool 🔥

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2 years

What kind of politician announces their retirement on such a day of national significance?

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2 years

I can't find the post but the lady on the bus who was criticised for wearing a mask and so she kept putting on more masks to fuck with the person and got up to like 4 😅 I love that energy!!!

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2 years

@DudleyBenson This is wonderful. I'm so sorry you have to spend your time doing this but what a way to take control

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2 years

Sex is good but have you ever had uninterrupted sleep and then woke up of your own accord?

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1 year

Aggressive advertising there

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2 years

I'm so happy 😄 I ran the perfect race. Steady first half, faster second. Ran the whole way. Never done that before. Unofficial time 2h30m (with one wee stop)

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@JaimeySexton NZ does have older white men who rage about her and are platformed by media that cater to other old white men

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6 months

I can't find my other post, but here's the next in the series

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2 years

At pimary school drop off, every child of every age was wearing a mask. Kids are awesome, they just get on with it. Many could follow their example

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1 year

Sorry that you felt uncomfortable to hear it, but Marama wasn't wrong. Don't like it? Accept it and be part of the solution

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2 years

I LOVE her!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Fancy being speechless when you realise that top athletes play and perform even when they have their period

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2 years

Lydia Ko explaining that her mid-round physical therapy was because it’s “that time of the month.” “I know you’re at a loss for words Jerry. Honesty it is!”

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@fesshole I've read this 3x and I still don't understand the nature of this side hustle

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My mum's surgery, scheduled for Thursday, has been bumped. They need the beds for Covid patients. She's in pain and discomfort. Wish the stragglers would get vaccinated

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Who are they? Wrong answers only

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1 year

Argh why isn't Eden Park full?? It's a World Cup Semifinal. It's a beautiful (warm) clear evening in Tāmaki Makaurau. The @BlackFerns are so flipping hot right now 🔥

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2 years

I hate to break it to you fellas, but I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than have you utter anything on my behalf

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2 years

Petite bourgeoisie are regrouping in the south. Having figured out where they went wrong in recent protests, they put out this stunner. #Convoy2022NZ #ConvoyNZ2022

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According to Jessica, her teacher said she's not allowed to go swimming at school today because she talks too much. According to Jessica, she's the only one. She's 5.

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This is 40! Wow. Never thought I'd get here. Never thought it'd be like this. Was expecting my parents for dinner + they bought 16 family members many of whom I haven't seen for over a year for a wonderful celebration. I'm so grateful. I feel so loved. The kids had a great time

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2 years

Fuck you couldn't pay me to live in Australia. This govt is fucked. Ditto UK and US

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2 years

I've been pretty muted on this but. I'm a Black Caps and NZC fan (in case you didn't know). And I've had a Scott K*ggel*jn happen to me. Devastatingly similar circumstances. So it absolutely grates. This tacit support. I'm gutted. For the message this sends. Every time.

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3 years

I know most people keep this sort of stuff quiet, at least to begin with, but this is my sad diary so...my partner and I have separated after almost 10 years. I wanted this, but the reality of him going tonight is very hard. Not sure what to say to our smol kids in the morning 😢

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2 years

✅ Jessica immunized ✅ Mummy boosted

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4 years

We're relatively new to CBeebies. Is Andy Day the hardest working person on television??

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2 years

I've awoken to a marriage proposal, so that's nice

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2 years

If I was Djokovic I would have died of embarrassment by now

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2 years

@davidfarrier I'll see your Nick Minaj's Cousin's Friend's balls and raise you my pet lamb's neighbour's friend's partner

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2 years

Just over here having a weep b/c I've been so spoiled by such thoughtful gifts from my Secret Santa. They have made me 5 gorgeous, adjustable masks. I'm delighted with the running socks, pink socks & bath fizz. Thank you so much for your kindness & generosity! #SecretSantaNZ2021

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@spidaurman "All pharmaceuticals are safe" 💀

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My least favourite genre of music is Six60

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A few months ago I had a terrible experience at my local library where my small child had a meltdown + another customer told us to leave. This is while I was attempting to check out our books. It was so stressful. I happened to receive a link to give feedback and I'm glad I did

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@GeorgePointon_ I told my daughter that whenever she fibs, her nose grows, so she would cover her nose whenever she lied to stop me from seeing 😅 best hack ever

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@the_pike_man @the_fried_egg His awkward response might give you a clue

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1 year

If you have premium, my opinion piece is online now. Otherwise it'll bb in print on The Herald on Sunday tomorrow

Stephanie Whyte: The shadow cast by Scott Kuggeleijn's Black Caps selection

OPINION: We can’t change the past, but we can set the tone for the future.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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4 years

@DrJinRussell There's nothing like the confidence of an older white male who gets paid for his reckons

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2 years

My poor sweet boy is being rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties and I'm not with him 😢

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2 years

Went shopping hungry and aimless and came back with this

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Jessica wanted to get me something for mother's day. This very likely hasn't been facilitated so I asked if she wanted to choose me a lipstick. I took her into the pharmacy, gave her cash and explained to the assistant that it's her choice

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7 months

My property manager is on leave + her replacement is taking my issues very seriously. Oven hasn't been working for 4 months. Sparkly just declared it unfixable so I need a new one. Plumber is coming tomorrow to look at my ensuite shower mixer which has been leaking for 5 months

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3 years

If we lived on a commune, what would your job be? I really like washing, hanging and folding towels

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2 years

When you're 5, it's the most exciting thing ever to sleep "the wrong way"

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2 years

Men. We need you. We need your voice. You need to help us. Misogyny is insidious. It's systemic. Even if you don't hate women, you benefit from misogyny. You need to help us to achieve equity. For the benefit of all of society.

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1 year

So what do y'all top sheet refusalists do at this time of year? Suffer under a duvet or present your body as an offering for the mosquito gangs?

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TW: body image I'm trying to love my peri-menopausal body. It's really hard when my mind's eye still isn't used to how I look. I wish I didn't care but I do. I know we don't talk about it b/c it seems vain and/or self-indulgent, but just in case anyone is going through the same

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2 years

@FreedomNZ2022 1) there is no way she's a nurse SPIKE PROTEINS 2) I wouldn't think that many in the audience have in fact done anything as selfless as giving blood

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I did it! 3h20m mat time. My goal was to complete the half marathon so I've got to be happy with that. Plus running for a special cause. Last call for donations. Thanks to all who have contributed/shared. It gave me great encouragement 💙✨️

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@SimeonBrownMP Simeon, no offense, but where were you on the biggest issue in our country over the last 3 weeks? Big talk on gangs and law & order but not a peep on white supremacists + people actively trying to bring down our democracy and injure as many police as possible along the way

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Remember my property manager who took more than 2 months to remedy the defunct oven and more than 3 months to arrange the leaking shower to be fixed? Well guess who's sent through a list of 9 concerns upon exit inspection (I wasn't invited btw). Withholding my bond

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A dear former colleague of mine passed away yesterday. She had spent many years caring for her mother, only to be diagnosed with a brain tumor not long after burying her. She worked so bloody hard. My reflection is, do the things. Find the balance. I'll miss you Sharon. Rest now

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@cjsbishop Imagine coming after Dr Russell. She's done more to support awareness & info sharing around Covid than you/your colleagues. While u were busy imploding your party & taking credit for others ideas, Dr Jin was doing the mahi promoting public health advice on top of her crucial job

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It's my son's 3rd birthday on Tuesday and this is the first time as a single mum I worry that I can't provide everything he needs. What I mean is, I invited his Dad over for dinner that night, which he declined. Which is his choice. But I just want my son to be happy 💕

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And now that I have a couch I feel officially at home. Do I look happy? Because I feel amazing 🪄

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5yo, playing with torch. Hey Mum, what comes out of a torch? Me: Light 5yo: No. Photons

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2 years

Whereas Rihanna commits to never wear maternity clothes while pregnant, I'm all about wearing maternity clothes when I'm not pregnant

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3 years

What I'm sure would be an uneventful and pleasant walk around the block for most families, was a bunch of me bellowing: "Stay on the footpath!" "Don't touch, dirty!!" "Not on the road!!!" "That's not our driveway!!" "STOP!!" And "We're never going for another fucking walk again"

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Wowee I just won a double pass to the cricket tomorrow and a $100 Shoe Science voucher which is great timing because I'm retiring my current running shoes after Sunday 💙 Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lockie, me and an interested onlooker

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4 years

I take antidepressants. It is not laziness. There is a chemical imbalance in my brain. If I had a heart problem, I would take prescribed meds for that too. Which reminds me, off to take my pill

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1 year

I don't believe in golf courses. Is there another example of exclusive use for the benefit of such few people? I live near a private golf course that's not very well patronised. Sell the public ones/convert to green space. Exercise + leisure = good! Exclusivity + elitism = gross!

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These Auckland Council owned golf courses were worth over $2billion in 2015. Prices have gone up significantly since then - could be worth double that now. Have we considered selling these golf courses? Solve the housing crisis and the budget all in one go eh?

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Can someone please check on Sharon Strezlecki? 😢

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Friends (and my Mum) worried about me because I'm not out for new years. Mates, I'm old and this year kicked my ass. Getting up for a run in the morning

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Update/lipstick reveal: she got me a lip oil. Vivacious violet. It's very sheer, the right colour, and the perfect addition to my collection. She nailed it 💋

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Jessica wanted to get me something for mother's day. This very likely hasn't been facilitated so I asked if she wanted to choose me a lipstick. I took her into the pharmacy, gave her cash and explained to the assistant that it's her choice

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You know how one of the best feelings as a kid was being asleep but being vaguely aware of being carried out of the car straight to bed? Turns out it's a pretty great feeling as the carrier too 😊

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Drinks break: life update It's been agreed, I'm moving out. Shared custody of the tamariki. Hoping to find a place to rent nearby. Excited for the next chapter but it also feels daunting to start from scratch

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The myth that you can't get covid again is so prevalent. People looooove to believe it and tell it to people. Unsolicited.

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I held a larger degree of sympathy for the parents of the sick baby, believing them to be motivated by crippling fear. After listening to Sue Grey I can't help but think that the parents are complicit in using their vulnerable child to score points for the VFF cause. So grim.

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Didn't think I had it in me. 8.5km. Still coughing. I think my lungs are just fucked. But I managed. 127/1000km

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Healthline is a free service in NZ that does an excellent job providing medical advice over the phone. It's free, provided by Te Whatu Ora and there are qualified nurses on the other end of the phone. It's free. Never give your credit card number, it's not required

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I'm crying. NZ has just won by one run. After England enforced the follow on. Test Cricket. Yassss

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How's this for a boundary? So village

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My mum's having surgery today. Any good thoughts appreciated x

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4 years

@politico So many worthwhile ideas, thoughtful policies. The US wasn't ready for commonsense

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The worst thing ever has happened: a disposable nappy has gone through the washing machine. Iykyk 😭

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Still breaking the news to people I know about being separated. Separating during a pandemic is weird

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Righty o. I'm overdue for my booster because I've been trying to convince Jessica to get her imm with me. She calls it a "shock". She's agreed to accompany me today and is interested in my offer of $20 to spend at Kmart afterwards. We're going to Catherine St. Wish me luck!!!

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One of my fave photos of us

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3 years

Got a lecture from my mum for leaving the house with wet hair. I'm 39 years old.

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2 years

This is so wholesome

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Breaking news: it's my 40th on Wednesday 😳🥰🥲🤔

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Ok I'm going to walk to Mitre 10 to get some wasp spray. Then under the cover of darkness I'm going to deal to the fuckers. Thoughts and prayers that I don't bump into Mitre 10 Dad 🙃

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@Hilary_Barry @nadialimchef Footy Shirt Friday/ #flufffriday Mashup. But then of course I only like rugby to impress men. Therefore thanks to the sponsor for drawing attention to my chest

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Voted! Rolled up with no easy vote card, no ID, and had changed address since last election. 10 mins!

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@LeoMolloyNZ Won't someone think of the masculine identity of the Auckland CBD 🥴

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I've taken 45 pages of notes over the past 3 days. It boils down to this 👇🏼

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Here’s a humble request for those of you out there with many followers who don’t usually hear this kind of message — please share this really important truth with your audience. Cities that work for walking, biking & public transit work better for EVERYONE, INCLUDING DRIVERS.

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@successiongifs My respect for Greg peaked at that response

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@Te_Taipo Oh my gosh. This is so cooked. My grandchildren are going to study these videos like wtaf this is so embarrassing. And to state the obvious, they hate Ardern because she's a woman. Dripping with misogyny and self loathing

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I know someone (who has unfriended me on FB) who has taken their unvaccinated child to the 💩 ⛺ in Wellington this weekend. I don't understand. How do you do that, knowing there's covid there 😥

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Sigh. Someone I know and their 12yo are at the 💩 ⛺ in Wellington

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That was tough. Only 4km. I'm so unfit and have never carried so much weight. Silver lining though: I did it, and the sun came out #StephsHalfTraining #RuntheCity

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Negative covid result and no more sore throat. Funny that

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Covid: Day 11. I'm still testing positive(!!) Still feeling like shiiiiii. I put my face on to speak to prospective interns for 90 mins and now I need to go back to bed. I bloody miss my kids but I'm incredibly grateful that they are being well looked after by their Dad

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Get a load of this 😳

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