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Hilary Barry

@Hilary_Barry

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Defender of shoulders and boobs

New Zealand
Joined July 2010
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
5 years
Thoughts and prayers for the woman in the brown top. #NZvsENG
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2 years
10/10 from me to the @nzherald comments moderator.
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4 years
In a classic piece of mansplaining today’s paper has an opinion piece on menopause and what it means for a woman’s sex life written by a bloke. Helpfully the last paragraph reads, “menopause is a journey.” Perhaps next time find a woman who’s on the fucking journey to write it.
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4 years
Dear Laura, You're an egg. Love from New Zealand.
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New Zealand sets up mandatory quarantine 'camps' for COVID patients. #IngrahamAngle ||
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@Hilary_Barry
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2 years
I love Facebook commenters who take the time to reply to a post with, “Who cares?” I do, you dickhead. It’s why I put the fucking post up.
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3 years
I think it’s a credit to the Parliamentary Press team that so many of them are sober and able to get to the Beehive at 9pm on a Saturday night. #soprofesh
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
2 years
Here’s to the real heroes of the weekend - those braving the elements to staff vaccination centres up and down the country. RT if you’d like to salute them rather than the vocal minority. #getboosted
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2 years
Good to see @jasonkerrison deleted his tweet. Don’t mess with your “Aunty” boy. And don’t send veiled death threats to me either.
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@Hilary_Barry
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3 years
The thing with self-isolation is I can neither stretch my legs nor spread my legs.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
3 years
There are lots of lovely men in the world and then there are these guys having a discussion about me on my Facebook page. #everydaysexism #dicks
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@Hilary_Barry
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3 years
I really don't mind that @nzherald uses my social media to spread the message of body positivity. But gee I contribute a lot of content to them for free. Maybe they could give $100 to @aunties_the every time they use it. That seems fair. RT if you agree.
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2 years
No sweetheart the protesters were entirely responsible for that.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
3 years
No one can expect too much of you right now. Just do your best. #lockdownweek5 #formalfriday #paraire ōkawa #TeWikiOTeReoM āori
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Hilary Barry
5 years
This drunk fornicator is just checking on numbers for the forthcoming #partyinhell .. please like if you’re in.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
2 years
It’s actually really sad these protesters believe they’re being poisoned by the government rather than infected by the virus at the heart of a global pandemic.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
2 years
Ewww .. now Corey Webster’s tweeting me his anti-vax BS. Jog on mate. It’s Saturday night and this Aunty is busaaaaay.
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Too much? #formalfriday
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
9 years
Shame on you Natalia. Shame on you. #xfactornz
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Chuckling away to myself at the angry messages from conspiracy theorists who are offended by me labelling them cockwombles. When the NZ army institutes its secret martial law plan I’ll be sure to amend my terminology. #cockwombles
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Hilary Barry
3 years
Ever wondered why more high profile people don’t put their hands up and declare themselves pro-vaccine. Here’s a snapshot from just the last hour. Can’t be stuffed hiding their names anymore.
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Hilary Barry
2 years
RT if you're NOT going to the anti-vax protest in Wellington. Oops I mean anti-mandate.
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3 years
Happy #formalfriday darlings!!!!
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Hilary Barry
3 years
I can confirm what you heard on @SevenSharp is true. I will send every person who has their first Covid vaccine this weekend a chocolate fish. Send proof of vaccine and details to sevensharp @tvnz .co.nz
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
3 years
I love the outrage of anti-vaxxers who get offended when I block them. Like, babes, what were you expecting? PS get vaccinated.
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Thanks so much to the extraordinary number of New Zealanders who tuned in on Saturday night. So thrilled to have been your #1 choice for the evening (by a landslide.) That's choice!
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Hilary Barry
7 years
I see @jacindaardern has already been asked about babies vs career. Please can every nob who asks that ask the same of Bill English?
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Holidaying at home this long weekend? Me too. #formalfriday #stayhomesavelives
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6 years
If Israel, Maria and Brian are an ad for heaven I might opt for the other.
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Couldn’t zip it up but so committed to the cause I wore it anyway. 1987 school ball dress for the #bubbleball #formalfriday
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@Hilary_Barry
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6 years
Dads parent. They don’t babysit.
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2 years
Of course I’m getting the shoulders out for #flufffriday and Jeremy wanted to show his “support” too.
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6 years
Alternative headline: “Father parents his children.”
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@Hilary_Barry
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3 years
Covid kills. Stay home, save lives. Confused about that messaging?
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Hilary Barry
3 years
I think Marion changing channels is a win for both of us.
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Dear Marion, please get a life. Jesus, why does @Hilary_Barry suffer this utter tripe?
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Hilary Barry
5 years
Phil providing some quality feedback ..
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2 years
I’ll let the screenshots speak for themselves. 😂
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3 years
This better not escalate ‘cos I don’t know where I’ve put the tiara.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
4 years
To claim to have got lost driving on the motorway when the Novotel Ellerslie is almost built directly on SH1 is implausible. You literally drive 20 metres to the motorway and then follow it all the way to Wellington. I don’t buy it.
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Hilary Barry
3 years
When you see the queues of Brits waiting outside supermarkets preparing for a second lockdown you feel very grateful to be waking up this morning in NZ.
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4 years
Well that’s a bit of a shitter. #lockdown2
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
3 years
Currently writing the eldest son out of the will.
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Hilary Barry
2 years
Is anyone else keen to embrace #flufffriday today? I mean let’s face it women of NZ you’re probably dressed as a piece of fluff already without even realising it. RT and tag your friends! @nadialimchef
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3 years
$100 says Jesus would have had the jab.
@nzherald
nzherald
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'I'm not taking the vaccine': Destiny leader hits back at critics
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4 years
Goodness me, thanks for all your lovely messages.
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6 years
Some feedback is just too good not to share.
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4 years
Trump about New Zealand: “They had a massive breakout yesterday.” New Zealand holds one hand up and counts the number of new cases it had yesterday. 🖐 #covidiot
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@Hilary_Barry
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4 years
I’m just going to leave this here.
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@Hilary_Barry
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4 years
Maybe we should do a re-run of that Census since we're all home?
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2 years
Failed protesters lashing out. It’s a great spectator sport. #ConvoyNZ2022
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Hilary Barry
3 years
Donned my whites for a bit of backyard cricket. Had to watch out for Mr B’s googly though. #formalfriday
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Hilary Barry
5 years
A fornicator is someone who has had sexual intercourse out of wedlock. So to explain it simply for you .. I had sex before I was married. #womansplaining #fornicator #partyinhell
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@Hilary_Barry But gross calling yourself a fornicator Hilary, what does your husband think of your adultery?
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Because Mr B’s a teacher he’s doing the home-schooling. He’s already put me on detention which, to be frank, I’m a little bit into. #badgirl
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@Hilary_Barry
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3 years
Let’s be clear. 150,000 Aucklanders have not even had a FIRST dose of the vaccine.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
5 years
Yeah, what I said a year ago.
@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
6 years
If Israel, Maria and Brian are an ad for heaven I might opt for the other.
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3 years
I know you’ve lost track of the days but it’s #formalfriday today so let’s get it on!
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2 years
I see a lot of parents unsure about whether to send their kids to school next week. Follow your heart. Follow your gut. If it's not the right thing for you then don't. If it is, then do. There is no right answer. You're a good parent either way.
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3 years
God bless that 58 year old tradesman from Devonport. What a good bugger!
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5 years
Sweet baby Jesus! My 74 year old mother just chur’d me.
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2 years
Maybe she got confused and meant to send that message to Putin?
@RealDeniseWelch
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Heartbreaking message to Jacinda Ardern who has torn families apart over the last 2 yrs.
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6 years
I think it's only right at this point that @jacindaardern take on the mantle of Mother of the Nation.
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8 years
Sober driver. #drunktweet
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4 years
In an unusual reversal of roles I just told my Mum she's grounded. She took it pretty well.
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3 years
I’m offended by all of Mr B’s mates who are currently texting him messages of support and good luck because he’s isolating with me for two weeks. The cheek of it!!
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4 years
This #formalfriday I give you the outfit my mum made me for my 21st. Seems I was fond of #newscleave even back in 1990.
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My Mum’s so devoted to our Covid response she’s got a QR code in her front door because, “lots of people come round for meetings.” #legend
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The #formalfriday movement really has filled my heart during the lockdown. Thanks for the giggles and the effort and the absolute nuts of it all. It’s one part of this crazy time that I will remember very fondly.
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3 years
Whoever dobbed them in should be knighted. #wanakacouple
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5 years
Well done @heraldonsunday - after last night’s disappointment this made me laugh out loud.
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3 years
I really upset the antivaxxers on the show tonight. Oh well. #GetVaccinated #UniteAgainstCOVID19
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Hilary Barry
4 years
I never realised until Covid-19 the astronomical amount Ubereats takes from restaurants (between 30-35%) Today they sent me this email. I’m now deleting/unsubscribing from Ubereats right now. NZ hospo businesses will get 100% of my spend.
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3 years
Yes I found a leftover chocolate fish for dessert. And yes I’ll eat it cos I’m vaccinated!!!
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3 years
PS thanks for all your kind messages, I’m truly absolutely fine and VERY thick skinned .. like hide of a rhino thick. #ttrtpt
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4 years
Maybe we should all agree right now to pull an all-nighter since most of us won’t be able to sleep anyway. #lockdown2
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6 years
Donned my best pantsuit for a date with Hillary.
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4 years
Have decided I also need a bell like this at home.
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Dillon Pentz
4 years
What a way to sign off.
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Hilary Barry
3 years
The wait for a US Election result is every pregnant woman who’s ever been overdue.
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Hilary Barry
1 year
This is posted without animosity but please keep Liz Gunn in your thoughts and prayers. Her descent into the conspiracy realm makes me really sad and concerned.
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3 years
16 years with kids in the school system and TODAY IS THE LAST DAY!!!
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4 years
Waiting for 7pm.
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Hilary Barry
3 years
To every fabulous person who went and got their first jab over the weekend, you have have until midnight tonight to email me your details and proof of vaccine to get that chocolate fish. Thanks for getting vaccinated!! Email: sevensharp @tvnz .co.nz
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Hilary Barry
6 years
Drunken guy just asked for a selfie with me cos he’s so excited I’m Judy Bailey. I said sure. #lifegoals
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Hilary Barry
4 years
Today’s twitter highlight was being called a washed-out hag who f****** her way up. 😂 😂
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Hilary Barry
7 years
Happy Halloween
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6 years
Zero f!&@‘s given
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3 years
Someone on Facebook suggested I do a sugar free recipe next #formalfriday . So you want to suck the joy out of every last freedom of lockdown? Yeah, nah. #buggeroff
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@m_herbert Congratulations! And as a fellow parent of a Finn can I warn you not to yell his name at the beach. People will, and do, run out of the water 🦈
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3 years
@markhoppus82 No, when did I ask?
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4 years
When the going gets tough the tough get their #formalfriday on!!! Apologies for the amateur posing.
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Hilary Barry
5 years
The Japanese people in the crowd singing the NZ anthem from printed song sheets is so adorable. #RWC2019 #NZLvIRE
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FYI this is what I looked like hours after giving birth.
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5 years
Just working on my thighs.
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Hilary Barry
5 years
I’d like to acknowledge and pay tribute to the incredible @FlyAirNZ staff onboard flights to Christchurch today. They have offered comfort and kindness to so many grieving families. This is what NZ is.
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@Hilary_Barry
Hilary Barry
3 years
This bitch doesn’t bluff baby.
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A couple of weeks ago @Hilary_Barry , a news anchor here in NZ 🇳🇿 promised anyone who got their #covid19vacccine that weekend a chocolate fish. Her co-anchors thought she was bluffing, majority of NZ thought she was bluffing. I am posting this to confirm she wasn't bluffing!
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2 years
I'd love to know how many undercover police are part of the parliamentary protest.
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3 years
Trish has no time for my pro-vax bullshit.
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Hilary Barry
4 years
On the phone to insurance company. Customer Sevices Rep asks, “Have you had any criminal convictions in the last 7 years?” No, I reply. Her response? “I’m so proud of you.” 😂 #gold
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1 year
Is anyone still here?
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3 years
Dear @nzpost what's the cheapest way to send a chocolate fish within NZ?
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3 years
All I can hear is two year old Ivy saying, "it's a fucking bat." #birdoftheyear
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