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@phoenixx_chi

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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
New year.....Old Cyn 😌😌
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@phoenixx_chi
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3 months
When my home got burgled, your guys at SARS HQ asked me to pay N300k to go catch the thief at Lafia, they were more interested in how much the belongings i lost were worth than the burglary incident, last i heard the guy in charge of the case was dating the thief
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SP. Bright Edafe
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When an American citizens wake up in the morning, he says God bless America, here in Nigeria, what do we do or say, we curse and abuse the country and leaders unknown to us that, by extension, we are cursing our children and generations to come. Join me and say "GOD BLESS
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@phoenixx_chi
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5 months
A lot of people coming to TB Joshua's defence keep talking about how he was generous and helped the poor, In Nigeria....as long as you are a philanthropist you can get away with anything.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
You guys, there's a cholera outbreak in Abuja, might be wise not to eat out for now...14 people died already from it
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
Jabi Lake Mall has been temporarily closed in the overall interest of safety of their staff and customers....Abuja people pls be careful out there
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Explain to your customers why you would cancel flights then ask customers to pay N5000 to reschedule??
@flyairpeace
Air Peace
4 years
ANNOUNCEMENT: Enugu and Asaba flights have resumed. Kindly click the link in our bio to view our new schedules (post-curfew). #BetterDealWithAirPeace #MondayMorning
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@phoenixx_chi
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4 years
Armed robbery is never motivated by hunger, it’s greed, laziness and and truck loads of self entitlement. You want to take from someone else and you want to take by force through violence.
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@phoenixx_chi
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3 months
Try not to join any issue with Nigerian Police, as long as it's not a case of murder or kidnapping...leave it to God, you cannot trust these uniformed men, they are the reason criminality is on the rise in Nigeria
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@shawnexes Wike sounds like he drinks, a lot....that grrrgh sound from his throat is from hard liquor and drink ages you faster than anything
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So should not have voted LP top to bottom because of Banky W? You are the same ones who scared us by saying PO will not have representation in house of reps or senatorial seats and we did the needful, so what’s the problem now?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
We found out recently, my friend's ex wife lied about him molesting his wife's 12 year old daughter so she could take his home and kick him out of the house, from the first day i met his wife i knew she would do him dirty
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They left Jandor to struggle this thing all on his own, Funke Akindele off promoting her new work and making tiktok videos, Banky W giving testimonies in church, poor guy is crewless
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@zadde_yo God won't punish me...I have done nothing wrong but speak my mind, his punishment will be reserved for men of God who scam and cheat people out of their earnings, men who live off the sorrow of others, threatening them with hell, fire and damnation for not playing to their terms
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@zadde_yo I do, absolutely....now you try and understand mine.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
I've stopped talking about salaries, savings or bonuses to people since the day i told one Abuja RR driving man that thank God i'd been able to save my rent for the year, ffwd 3 weeks from that day, this man called me to ask me if i can quickly lend him N500K from my rent money
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@phoenixx_chi
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6 years
Who cares about humility when you have money? If i ever become super rich, i will be so proud...I’ll even make people hail me “Madam de madam” and I’ll reply with “It is a matter of cash”.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
7 years
LOL. Stop tweeting pls RT @EzraelAni But living with a woman who is apparently more successful drains you. if you are a real man.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Sending you home from work because your underwear line is showing is sexual harrassment, don’t let these idiots lie to you
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to describe non believers but it’s other Nigerians that are islamophobic
@Hiskindustadha
🇵🇸رشفات من المعرفة(Mrs)
2 years
The kuffars are writhing under this post subhanallah 🤭🤭🤭 repeat after me “Ash’hadu An la ilaha illallaha, wa ash’hadu Anna muhammadan Rasulullah” May light and peace find you 🙏🏼 Ameeen
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@zadde_yo Father of all scammers
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
Pastor came to the hospital today to pray for sick people in the ward then he asked for offering.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@VivSaintLaurent These scammers are getting more entitled by the day
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
@ohisthoughts They are at the bottom of much criminality, best to explore other means of justice....they only cater to the rich, they don't have time for Nigerians they can't milk money out from
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The MD, a Redeemed pastor....did not pay staff salaries in December that year, salaries didn't come through till January 11th the following year, meanwhile he paid for Abuja-Dubai-London return flights for his wife, kids & mistress for the family Christmas holiday
@victorfatanmi
Uncle Fá
1 year
What’s the weirdest reason that has made you resign from a job?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
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@RolayoSuperfly They think it's normal behaviour and it's sad honestly
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
@olukanyinsola_ @__gershom I felt nothing and it didn’t feel weird
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@phoenixx_chi
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3 years
One babe from out of town gisted me how she came to abuja to spend few days with some guy she liked, they decided to go food shopping, time to pay man brings out his dstv card, says he must have picked it up by mistake so the babe had to pay for the shopping 😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
I appreciate when someone shares their similar experiences with me, we are not all thesame, there’s no one rule book for everything, stop expecting people to think like you do
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
From that day at McDees i knew things would go wrong, anyway he's learnt now, thankfully got his home back & fyi the 12 year old wasn't his but he facilitated her coming to the uk & took care of her as a child, only to be accused of molestation by the girl &her mum
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
@Tundaclap @GussDon He’s shaped like a hb pencil
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
I gave someone my last coins from last month's salary because they said they were broke and i felt pity, 8 days later the person bought a Honda Crosstour. This month they're back asking me if they can get a loan, payable month end...are human beings not mad like this?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
You guys heard of the dad that shot the rapist who kidnapped and molested his 11 year old son? The dad gladly served a 7 year prison sentence for aggravated manslaughter, my role model.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@zadde_yo I have no time for that....at some point the God that he serves will expose him, just wait for it.
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@phoenixx_chi
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@Jessyrocnyc @UKRoyalGossip Nobody cares what you think
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@Oyin_A_ @amsirkay The only factors working against him was the violence, the ballot snatching and voter suppression that went on in Lagos state, nobody except bigots cared about his inability to speak Yoruba
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@MzMier @shawnexes Na grrrrgh na....abi na rrrgghhhh, like say he dey chop okro....sha the sound comes from his throat 😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
Weird how he didn't see it, coz we all saw it. his wife then gf, i and my sisters went to mcdonalds once while he was home, and she refused to pay for his burger, at the time she lived in his home and he was paying her school fees, such a witch
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
You drive a RR, live in the penthouse of a sought after neighborhood, your wife and kids are abroad but it's little me you want to lend 500k from when my rent can't even buy your 4 tyres plus rims 😒😒
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
6 months
I know someone who buys bottled water for himself while the wife and girls drink satchet water
@ThatPHCBoy
ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Sugar Cane Umu Nwa
6 months
This is quite common with Nigerian couples, lmao why are you surprised? Infact I personally know people who fly while their wives and children take god is good motors. Its like you people don't know what the real Nigerian marriages are like o
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Cyn
3 years
So...the AstraZeneca covid-19 vaccine was really for Nigerian government officials, their wives, children, extended family and mistresses?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
I’m tired of career goals, i now realize I don’t want to climb any corporate ladder any longer, i want to do the minimum, put in my hours, close at 5pm and go home to the people that love me..I don’t like office politics and don’t want to work till retirement
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
Men getting aroused by inanimate objects
@nigeriantribune
Nigerian Tribune
3 years
Kano Hisbah bans use of mannequins for display of clothes by tailors, boutique owners
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@iMallyUK @valsyl @lorraine @serenawilliams @lorraine You couldn't find a better picture of the gorgeous Serena, had to be this one uhn??
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
It’s always a good thing to ask someone what they do for a living so there’s no fear of efcc coming to bust you while hanging out with them. It is what it is
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
@T4Tiiese I was told that the higher your lost possessions are worth, the more they are motivated to pursue the culprit. The police guy was talking to her on whatsapp to lure her into Abuja, next thing i hear is that they are hooking up...lmao i was told by her friend my informant 😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
In 2021...this is still allowed to go on air in an African country filled with dark skinned people
@sugabelly
Sugabelly 🌕
2 years
But Sugabelly is wrong to oppose the appointment of an oyibo Commissioner of Culture and Tourism of Anambra state. You people are mentally subjugated.
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@phoenixx_chi
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@FrankZephyr1 @YarKafanchan The things my eyes have seen, i am a deeply traumatized person but i can laugh through all of it 😂😭😭
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
I have 2 weeks off from Monday with nothing much planned, so if you're an event planner in Abuja and need a extra hand...I'd love to support in any way possible, you don't have to pay me...I just want to learn.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
10 months
Northern Muslims started rioting and killing because of an innocent statement from the camp of the pageant organisers, as usual followers of the religion of peace took it as words against their prophet, so they started daggering people
@THEChalya
ChaLYa
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That question on the year Agbani Darego won Miss World on BBnaija brings back some very sad memories. I was a PR consultant (side hustle) working with Silver Bird Productions at the time (2000 - 2001) when Nigeria won the bid to host the Miss World Pageant in Abuja. Things went
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
Won gbe ni handicap because how did dstv card jump into your back pocket from the decoder...oloribu 😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
@iphieajike He's joking, he doesn't have any right to do that
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
@D_AREA_OG They are all thesame thing, he's thesame as his bros on the streets, all highly corrupt and creating problems for the populace and encouraging criminality but no, let us pray tcheeeww
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
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@ang_ang44 @UKRoyalGossip Oh they are…we love Harry and Megan in Nigeria 💕
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
@ehichinski Yes nau, she and her sister....she was actually my live in help and i just fired her so she was meant to live that weekend, i left for work on the Friday so she invited her sis over and both of them cleaned me out while my sick mum was laying on the bed there, traumatic
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
@bottledpaul Lmao you haven't heard that robbers rent guns from the police? The Navy is involved in oil bunkering ati bee bee lo
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
God, let me not see the thing that will carry me for long term admission in Nigerian govt hospital. If the doctors or nurses there don't kill you through negligence, sepsis will. God give me money so i can fly abroad too
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
@Odinwa4real @Deniiran @Crixxboi You suppose add your sisters join
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
For those of you that don’t know, the “we don’t kick our parents bla bla” is a derogatory phrase yorubas use to describe igbo people & the perceived lack of respect towards their elders because they don’t kneel or lay face down to greet, which in itself is just eye service
@bengbenro
Dr. Ben Gbenro
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U are shocked that @jidesanwoolu was clearing d path 4 @officialABAT to disembark during his lagos homecoming, don't b, he is a properly brought up Yoruba man. We don't kick our father to wake him up in d morning or flog our mothers on d way to market on Mondays
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
So, you earn N8m per annum, your monthly take home would be about N550k net, why would it be wise to pay N4m a year in rent? Your budget for rent should be about N1.6 PA or even less, unless you want to spend your whole year saving for rent, then it's a stupid decision
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@phoenixx_chi
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5 months
@michael_daini So, because he's dead....his victims should stay silent? Something is wrong with you in the head
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Igbos in Lagos had better travel home for Census, let them not use your numbers to allocate resources to Lagos while your home state suffers
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
You guys, please remember not to engage or RT people like Adamu Garba when they tweet to incite us against each other, just report tweet and block if necessary, but pls do not engage #EndSARS
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Took a bathroom selfie at Honey 😌😌
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The Yorubas that chose PO understand and accept that for 2023 the Yoruba people put up a very poor candidate, the absolute worst….it’s the reason they chose Peter Obi
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@KingsNej @walaky2000 @YarKafanchan The LP "structure" in Abuja did woefully, thank God we were resolved to vote for PO, agents were missing on purpose, in some districts in Abuja like Lifecamp, no LP agents were seen in polling units and the ones that were, spent the time fraternizing with APC agents
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
Operation "No keke in the fct", that's what your FCT Minister woke up to enforce today, no streetlights inna the capital, homes being burgled, cars being jacked all over the place, meanwhile Police can't do nothing for you if you don't give them money
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Peek A Boo, I see you
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
I don't understand why God would create sex, orgasms and body parts that can give and produce pleasure, then a group of people will write that God told them we should not use, lest we face his wrath
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
If you are like me and you don't like how dry food gets in the microwave, put a mug of water in with your food...i don't know the science of it, but the food doesn't dry out at all
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
A toxic parent is more dangerous than an absent parent (Father or mother). There fixed it for you.
@LillianOrwah
Lillian Orwah
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A toxic mother is more dangerous than an absent father.
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Cyn
4 years
@AyanbisiAT @ElnukSamoht @TheSonOfGeorge @oloye__ I don’t understand, are we discussing government funds here? These are funds donated by well meaning Nigerians who are quite satisfied with the ways their money is being spent.
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Been with thesame employer for 8 years & feel like 2023 is the year i leave the project for a different career path, in the meantime here are some pictures of me and some gorgeous ladies from the project
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
Your husband was triangulating and triggered you on purpose, he wanted you to react, so he can tell your friends “See what i mean”
@aminaebele
Amina Ebele
3 years
Omo!!!! Ladies, how would you react? Be honest o...😩
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
Nobody cares who South African men date....least of all Nigerian women
@ta_marah7
bad influencer 🇿🇦
2 years
Why South African men don't date Nigerian women?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
@obasaolorunfemi @MonsieurUwem @NaijaFlyingDr I just tweeted that a Kenyan friend when he lived in Nigeria, always complained about the taste and texture of our beef, he attributed it to the nomadic way our cows are being reared, he actually said our beef is tough because of all the trekking our cows do
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 months
She’s too young to be worried about skincare but you believe she’s old enough for sex, useless group of child rapists
@Psalmuel__
A Kwara boy trying to survive in Tinubu’s Lagos
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@Times_Of_Caleb @sassybernice And na skincare be her priority?
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
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@deidre_sorrell @UKRoyalGossip Our national colors are green and white Deidre
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
The thing Good Molecules discoloration serum is doing for my skin
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
You want to be oppressed so bad, if you don’t get out of here with your nonsense
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
@ElnukSamoht @Sorosoke_soro They know, just that they prefer to chase the wrong things....it's becoming obvious that the northern Nigeria elite are BokoHaram, they are profiting madly from the killing of their people
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 months
Elsa and Naomi’s gist is why i stopped making friends with Lagos aunties as a young ijgb then, especially the ones around Etiosa, they will befriend you then try to pimp you out to rich older men, young girls were like meat to them. Disgusting
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
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@Ayo_Nimi @Yulookng4me She's a married woman with 3 children, she's also a caterer....awon oponu meji 🤣🤣🤣
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
Every 4 tears they say people on twitter don’t vote or have pvcs, and every election period people on twitter post pictures of themselves at polling units casting their votes
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
8 months
The DJ played Mohabd’s songs, 3 in a row..people were teary eyed, eyes shut singing the lyrics word for word, i mean we were dancing & having fun but for those 3 songs we were heart broken, RIP Ilerioluwa Oladimeji Aloba, may the people who hunted you never know peace
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
7 years
LOL...You kids tweet the darndest things RT @EzraelAni A career woman can never make a good wife. It's just the sad truth
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
5 years
@BiggieMonzie They believe they're not expensive enough for the big players (entry level designer gear or high street brands), plus many Nigerians have a warped image problem....it's mostly about the value of your possessions and less about the quality of human you are
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
Took a nice enough picture today
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@Fels77 Could be that he has been in a situation before where he got a call from a wife and the husband scolded or attacked him for not calling to check with him before, because why else would he call your husband to check with him, either that or his head is not correct
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@KwamiAdadevoh She doesn’t know me and doesn’t know if I’m a Baba or Mama, you on the other hand….😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
You know that thing some men do, where they take a young girl out clubbing and at the end of the night out, they say they can't take her home and she has to crash at their house, then they force sex on her coz it's 3am and she has nowhere to go? It's rape
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Jesus would have never numbered anyone's days or hexed anyone....for not giving him 3 donkeys to ride into Jesrusalem on
@Postsubman
Postsubman
4 years
- Prophet - Goodheart speaks in spirit.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
2 years
@SultanaOfJade @Nwokocha_P_O He is....the voters turnout for him will be massive, i hope he wins so emilokan and his dubai cousin can go and prepare for retirement
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
3 years
Someone created this, a real countdown 😂😂
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
6 years
Saturdays are for owanbes and enjoying life.
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
@slypadona01 @amasonic @adamugarba Can you help tell explain what he’s saying in English please
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Thanks God Praise is gone, Lucy can stop dressing like a crack baby
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@phoenixx_chi
Cyn
4 years
Bored and playing with snapchat filters
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