indiannie jones @pheezkneez Twitter profile

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

8 months

his ass is NOT working, the screen isn’t even on

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

they aren’t being charged with negligence or anything because the husband is a cop btw

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

3 months

A 4-month-old baby in Arizona was killed after her parents brought her out on a boat in 120-degree heat. No charges have been filed. They started a GoFundMe and raised $50,000.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

i like dogs as much as the next guy but they’re right somebody needs to say it

Marxist Lynchist (No. 1 🤘)🇳🇬🇵🇸

@dklmarxist

2 years

Serious conversation needs to be had about dog owners. Most of y’all are terrible, and in the past few years people started bringing em into too many places they don’t belong.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@localfish420 very cool the various departments are just allowed to donate tax dollars to a “private citizens” gofundme

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

I long to be 27 with 12 kids under the age of 8 in a single room house and we all have TB, what a time to have been alive

Jennifer Wright

@JenAshleyWright

5 years

These dudes think the world is ending because women don't want to fuck them.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

whew this left my usual circle, so apologies if i don’t reply to your comment! fuck the police, free palestine and the congo ✌🏽

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

Y’all I’m fucking screaming. There’s two cowboys fighting over one girl and deadass one dude said to the other “I KNOW my truck is louder than yours.”

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

8 months

@microgoeswild thank you!!! the hookworm epidemic always makes me so sad bc nobody down here trusted northerners to help them w medication (and why should they) so it was like a double whammy

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

i’m on the side of the 30-50 feral hogs. great work everybody

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@emcaseyturf

11 months

Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

I forget I can’t talk in real life like I do on twitter. I said I had “dumb bitch energy” to one of my new friends in grad school and he literally sat me down and was like “ur a great, smart person, don’t talk about urself like that”

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@Spencer_Gray good point tbh

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

Saying you’re “kinda hood” when ur white and middle class is fucking embarrassing. Please stop

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 months

sorry being mad about free lunches for kids is freak loser behavior. that’s like the #1 thing taxes should go towards… the children of OUR nation

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@Cutes811 somebody pointed out the mother is ALSO sunburned which means if an adult was out in the sun too long, that baby was out 5x too long

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@thtonejamaican who takes anybody out in 120° weather? idiots all around

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 months

@deathmothmads EEEWWW i see her version of respect is “let me do whatever i want or i won’t respect you” what an awful woman

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@ChapleskiBen truly a mystery why people don’t like the cops!!!!! not a single piece of evidence

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@not_not_pando actually i think it’s super cool we have a protected class of citizens who get all their salary from our tax dollars and their #1 job export is murder with immunity

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

this tweet is like a rorschach test to see if you’re angry and bitter or if you know how to take a joke and appreciate your partner

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

It’s good thing vegans aren’t complaining about indigenous folk sustenance hunting, but rather industrialized farming that destroys the environment and murders billions of animals a year then, isn’t it.

hayatsg̱an

@hayatsgan

6 years

I admit it vegans, you are relentless. But did you know that indigenous people have survived for quite literally 20,000+ years? Eating seal and whale and fish and birds and moose and caribou and berries and plants and shellfish. With a zero carbon footprint.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

HNYE im gonna b drinking so I hope y’all are ready for like 1000 more photos

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

These pictures have the exact same energy and I would die for both these animals.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

10 months

when ur husband is an introvert and is tired of talking to people at a function

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

7 months

is there a strocher here? dick stroker?

Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocher

8 months

My name is Richard Strocher. I’m a Gen-Z Conservative who is fighting for President Trump in 2024. Trump is the only America First candidate. I will loyally aid him in defeating the deep state, ending the border crisis, and restoring order to our nation. Will you join me?

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

10 months

and she did it beltless 😭 homie didn’t stand a chance

𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔲𝔪𝔢 𝔭𝔩𝔲𝔤🫧

@ms___dale

10 months

Wow! She said “get home safe sweetheart” 🤭😩😂😂

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

@ItsAJoshParty I just screamed it’s time for me to log off this website

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

1 year

“why do i need to take a humanities, why can’t it all be STEM/business/etc” you are a human, you belong to a society it will actually make you a better person to see a perspective other than up ur own ass.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

Alternative title: bitter mom of toddler writes angrily about pet owners because she’s jealous she can’t travel anymore

The Guardian

@guardian

5 years

Do millennials opt for a ‘fur baby’ because they’re broke – or scared of responsibility? | Josie Cox

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

1 year

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

When ur trying to relax but ur bf “can’t find” something that u know is in plain sight

stream Brunch with Desb ✨

@desbfit

5 years

please turn me into a meme:

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

8 months

@microgoeswild not to mention brown lung disease, and who knows what else that went undetected bc it affected predominantly black and poor populations

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

y’all are such miserable shits. if she’s leaving at 7:30 and getting home at 6:15 earliest, that’s 3 hours of commuting every day. that is 15 hours a week she doesn’t get back. she’s allowed to be upset

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆🇺🇲

@Endthemisery1

11 months

Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

Felt cute might delete later, idk

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

@queend236 i also love that since it’s eval photos, they’re probably pretty clinical as far as photos go and she was jealous of that 💀

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

7 months

@d_la_reina i’m sorry this tweet just keeps getting funnier the more i re read it

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

1 like = 1 pet for my spooky boi. 1 rt = one kiss on his lil forehead

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@textosmoontw this is a very scary thought, you’re likely right white child abuse might be overlooked more often bc of white privilege 😵‍💫

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

unpopular opinion but i do not have to be the bigger person all the time. if somebody gives me bad vibes, i do not have to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@EntcngAphrodite excellent point thank you for saying it!!!! hard agree we need to work on getting rid of their job security

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

i’m married now!

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 months

this came to me in a vision

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

Hey assholes, who raised millennials to be so “helpless?” Could it have been our boomer parents?? Or does that shift the blame on y’all :/

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@DailyCaller

6 years

Millennials Are So Helpless They’re Taking ‘Adulting Classes’ To Learn How To Do Things Like Sew A Button

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

Why do all Maine coon cats look like Ron Perlman

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

I started my first day volunteering at the humane society and this little kid comes up to help, and he’s telling me how he used his birthday money to waive the adoption fee for a dog so somebody else “can adopt their new best friend” and my heart 😭😭😭

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

I GET MARRIED TODAY

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

I know I’m stirring the pot here, but anthropology can be considered a “core class” and considering how many people have 0 idea what it is, it should be an essential GE class. How can you be a human and know nothing about the human experience???

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

I’m curious, what songs do u guys associate with when u first started going out to drink? Like I can’t hear Timber without the urge to dance on a table. Notable mentions: gas pedal, turn down for what, talk dirty, drunk in love, bailando, dark horse,

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

@digbydeej @sonyanicolee_ i live by a big park and at least once a week i see somebody chasing after a dog who thinks being caught is a game and not a command they should listen to

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

But gay people are “ruining marriage.” Ok

Seventeen

@seventeen

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Tana Mongeau Admits That Her Wedding to Jake Paul Was “For Fun and For Content”

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

whatever i won’t be discrete. i ran away in the middle of the night from my abusive ex, left my home and my state and disappeared halfway across the country to start over and all the women i thought were allies hired him on as a director

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

hehe

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

@NervyBastard @4everNeverTrump @Cernovich @realDonaldTrump Honestly? That’s insulting to gorillas. Koko would never

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

@ivancedric_a i think invading france, europeans like to do that

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

I say “I love you” to everybody I love as often as I can because I don’t know what the future holds.

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@alwayzjordie

6 years

Unpopular Opinion: Saying I Love You

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

1 year

entering my milf era

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

Do y’all remember when you’d ask people what they were doing for the weekend and they’d respond “gonna rock out with my cock out” ???? Or is this like a fever dream of mine

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 months

i love this post i laughed so hard the first time i saw it i almost threw up

darth penis

@bobsredmilf

4 months

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

if you had told me even two months ago that i’d be working a dream job w one of my best friends, living on my own in a new town, and happier than i’ve been in years, i’d call you a liar. i woke up every day for months wishing i would die. i’m glad i didn’t

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 months

i could literally get my PhD and spend my entire life dedicated to egyptology and never step foot into a pyramid and these fucks get to do it because they’re rich. no fucking respect for the site, the knowledge, nothing

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@ArmandDoma

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taxes need to be higher

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

Countless NFL players: rape, murder, cheat on wives, dog fight, cheat, steal, etc Y’all weak ass men: USWNT: wins the World Cup 4 times Same weak asses:

Unfiltered☢Boss

@Unfilteredboss1

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Yup , it is confirmed without a doubt , the US women's soccer team is the trashiest team in the history of American sports. Damn shame too.

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

finally paid off my car!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

i guess bell bottoms are the move tonight

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

In other news: Zachary is never allowed to name an eyeshadow palette

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

per usual my hairstylist killed it 🤩

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 months

seems like a whole lot of “i have the right to murder minors” from the “save the children” crowd. hope he likes prison food

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@nypost

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Minnesota man found guilty of reckless homicide for fatally stabbing teen in river tubing brawl

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 months

doing this with lemon pepper wings in the chattahoochee

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@RoatansFinest

2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

officially re enrolled in grad school can i get a w

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

2 years

@jaybugs_ LMFAO i knew if anybody agreed w me it would be you!! it’s just.. i’m NERVOUS when i’m on a run and they’re loose! i get SCARED when dogs jump on me and yet somehow i’m the bad guy?? make it make sense

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@pheezkneez

4 years

i look cute tonight so pls enjoy

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@pheezkneez

4 years

jinkies!! i can’t see without my glasses

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

Aimed for navy and ended up w black hair, but I think I look pretty cute anyways

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

6 years

@smoltexan Thought: I’d be in med school and married to a hemsworth after graduating from UCLA or some shit. Now: I’m a Maya archaeologist w my undergrad from UT and starting my masters at UTSA in the fall. I am unfortunately not dating a hemsworth. However, my bf is pretty swell so 🤗

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

it satisfies my urge to chew on electrical wires

Eagles Nation

@PHLEaglesNation

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Jason Kelce goes in on Twizzlers: “There is just nothing good about them. The fact that people are making money off of selling them is mind blowing to me.. I see people eating them, I just don’t know how in a world with Laffy Taffy’s and Fruit Roll Ups, why? They have nothing

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indiannie jones

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6 years

Do y’all ever look at your SO and think “wow this super amazing human actually wants to spend their life with me” bc same

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@pheezkneez

4 months

obviously this

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 years

everybody say congrats to my mom for achieving her dream and finally getting her bachelors degree at 57!!! she put me, my sisters, and my dad through college and is the first person in her family to go to and complete her degree 🥺💓💓💓

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

1 year

hi everybody enjoying the bayou today

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

3 months

@ava_marie_v @Cutes811 it hurts my heart, i cried when my power was out for 2 days and my cat had to sit in 85° weather i can’t imagine exposing a BABY to 120°

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@pheezkneez

3 years

@sk1nnifairy hope you heal from whatever ugliness is plaguing you

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

Embroidered my favorite food

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@pheezkneez

4 years

@HollyBiology Did he want u to say “my tummy hurts”

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

11 months

lmfao i can’t stop laughing at how happy the officiant (my best friend’s husband) is in this photo. he really said 😃

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@pheezkneez

3 years

@queend236 lmfao she is so jealous of you, unreal

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

I am living in a log cabin in North Dakota for the month, hmu if you wanna come drink wine on my porch and listen to the grass sway in the wind

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

1 year

home depot? more like homo depot, am i right guys?

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@pheezkneez

3 months

@SocialistSubaru 😔 this reminds me of that article abt a mom who was charged with her kid’s death bc she left them at home while she was working and her house with faulty wiring caught fire. it was then uncovered that the landlord had been notified of inspection failure and did nothing

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

5 years

Hook em horns 🤠🤘🏽🧡it’s game day in the forty acres

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@pheezkneez

5 years

Somehow my 15 lb cat takes up as much room on the bed as my boyfriend so now I’m squished between two very hot bodies that snore and must be touching me at all times

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indiannie jones

@pheezkneez

4 years

Now taking applications for bench spotter in my home gym: must be able to stop me from dropping 150 lbs on my neck

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@pheezkneez

4 months

@haggardisms fwiw as a texan i would simply accept the hospitality or get a hotel, this is freak behavior

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@pheezkneez

3 years

@keeeeeeeeelz @lolennui All I can imagine is one of them trying to navigate in their wood cabin by candlelight and all of a sudden they hear the mechanical whirring of a mouth going “ahh ahh, hungry”

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@pheezkneez

4 years

Would you let me send u song recs y/n

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@pheezkneez

3 years

it’s always “believe victims” until it’s your friends, huh? it’s always “support women” until it’s a woman of color isn’t it? shout out to archaeology for harboring abusers bc they have masters degrees and a well respected daddy!

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@pheezkneez

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@cakefacedcutie Lmao I left after high school and haven’t been back to my hometown since

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@pheezkneez

5 months

@WisconsinSass it’s a cowards move, if he actually loved you he would let you go and be at peace, he’s doing this for his own ego. you are so close to leaving and i’m so happy

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@pheezkneez

11 months

i ate so many raw hog dogs in the summer of 1998 i got a rash and my parents had to put them on a shelf i couldn’t reach in the fridge bc i wouldn’t stop eating them

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checking in from my bachelorette to show y’all that my baby sister looks identical to me lmao

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@pheezkneez

5 years

all y’all who see this and say “oR dOnT dO dRuGs” are as bad as folks who preach abstinence only. It cost nothing to make sure others are safe

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@dumpstxrfire Wow mood!!! My skinniest in college was like 120 and i lived off adderall and coffee but I was ~skinny~ and now I weigh 148 but I’m so strong and healthy now! Yet ppl have the audacity to comment on my weight like ????

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