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@pattyymayonaise
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2 years
@jiggyjayy2 My god she be sitting on it backwards!!!! The calamity !!!!!!!
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1 year
@heyyitsjanea OMMFG when Okoye said “LET ME DIEEEE SERVING YOU” I tweakedddddd
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@welldamnDUB It is that hard. He became a master of his craft , I’m sure you can roll a blunt and jerk off blindfolded
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@pattyymayonaise
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28 days
@ChicoHimself “Hendry Lamoy” - my Dominican dad
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@_slimarella_ Ma’am my teacher Mrs Washington had a tape perimeter on the floor around her desk lmmfaooo we never crossed it 😭
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@heyyitsjanea IS THIS GATEKEEPING DONE RIGHT ????????????
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1 year
@MrGee54 God the fkn pandemic ruined so many celebrities for me 😵‍💫
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1 year
@AishaDaughter The amount of ppl seeing nothing wrong here is alarming. I’m legitimately scared 😳
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@pattyymayonaise
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@pattyymayonaise
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2 months
@talleyberrybaby Omg it’s me me me me I LOVE IT ! My absolute favorite is telling my Dominican family members THEY ARE NOT WHITE 😭😭😭😭😭
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6 months
@notcapnamerica Damn she can’t be black , she can’t be gay , this baby stay stressed 😭😭
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@MediumSizeMeech “I think somebody just got kidnapped in front of me lol, are we still on for 9?”
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@pattyymayonaise
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4 months
@Unapologetic_Z Kayla said “who goes there?”
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5 months
@jiggyjayy2 She’s already blocked but she keeps doubling down 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@pattyymayonaise
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6 months
@theericklouis I damn well near pissed myself watching this live , they way the aggressively nod when one is talking sendsss me lmmfaoooo
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@heyyitsjanea I don’t want to know all the chisme, just 97% of it
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1 year
@nothnghppens This the one married to Deepak Chopra? Why he look so young 🤨
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1 year
@Cheddy720 CAUSE YALL CANT EVER TAKE SHIT SERIOUS LMMFAOOOOOOOO
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@pattyymayonaise
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3 months
@AllOfTheeAbov What if he Caucasian ?!!
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@pattyymayonaise
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11 months
@shes_rADIAnt The random singing has me DEAF ASF😭😭😭😭
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@SomaKazima An absolute BEAST at finding them all. Contacts jobs, district attorneys, schools, businesses, literally ANYWHERE they ever been in 24-48 business hours .
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1 year
@SomaKazima EVERYDAY IS FKN SOMETHINGGGGGGGG WHAT AM I EVEN DOING RIGHT AT THIS POINT!!!!!!
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7 months
@AkanButNoJeezyy I want to do coke and be this mellow. I just know I’ll be Tokyo Toni instead 😞
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@TucciPlease GIMME YA GADDAM PHONE
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4 months
@michxnn3s She threw her whole body at him while laughing at his joke ??? ?!!!!!!???????!!!!
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1 year
@1bighairedbitch My mans hasn’t touched a white woman since 1963
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@pattyymayonaise
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10 months
@pray2mecca My mans flabber was GASTED.
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1 year
@pray2mecca ???????????????????????????????????
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1 year
@sophiawpelton This is cinema🥹
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1 year
@FinesseEness Who is “people” ??? I love this jawnnnn😩
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1 year
@SomaKazima Danesh probably already found her and her social security number
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@pattyymayonaise
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6 months
@ririnavybih OMG NEXT TIME?!!! Get off her , get a job 😩
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@pattyymayonaise
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1 year
@HelloKennedi Topher is NEVER absent 😭😭😭
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1 year
@2hollywoodd I AM FKN WHEEZIIN!!!!!!!
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@pattyymayonaise
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5 months
@charles270 Are you saying there’s not a ONE Mexican here ?
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1 year
@eastsideBRIZ 🗣️FOR GOOOOD‼️
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1 year
@ReignOfApril Someone confirm this is photoshopped RN!!!
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1 year
@stillnotziora A DAMN LIE!! You lieeee!! You lying ?! You frfr??
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1 year
@jiggyjayy2 Girl no ! First it was the “announcement”, now they’ve provided us a “visual”, next it’ll be him doing something “gracious” feeding kids at a pond or some shit
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@offtaylorgray WHEN DOES THE MADNESS ON THIS APP STOP?!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@earringdealer1 I dont get how he’s maintained this consistency this man is hilarious 😭😭
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@pattyymayonaise
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10 months
@_benjvmins_ Haylee LATOYA Williams OKAYYYY?!!!!
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1 year
@jiggyjayy2 I believe thems is “Cajun whites”
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1 year
@notcapnamerica No it’s true, my older brother is gay and my mom knew cause 1. He was premature (all premature babies born in the 80s were gay) and 2. He refused to breastfeed (hates tits)
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1 year
@smoke_nd_pearlz Like baby girl your father already an iconic white . Why you doing this ?
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@pattyymayonaise
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9 months
@IrelandsAss “Imma go eat” LMMMFAOOOO
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1 year
@ESPNFrankie PLS CORETTA SCOTT KING’S KIDS BE ON THIS APP😭😭😭
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@ouibbyrose “….Please surrender to him” LMMFAOOOOO
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6 months
@notcapnamerica “Oh! That’s New to you” HAHAHAHAHAHAAH GAGGED HIM
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1 year
@mommiana5 CAN YOU GO SOMEWHERE PLS 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@RubbaBand_Grant I hope she doesn’t have Twitter Yall be on her neck 😭😭
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1 year
@BellaJoyAgain They confusing her w Zoe Saldaña
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1 year
@kyylareneee The ability black ppl have to make ANYTHING hilarious needs to be studied
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10 months
@JasmynBeKnowing And “Enough” right on that top 5
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1 year
@TheBaddestMitch “Vibrate high enough to get home” LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@smoke_nd_pearlz One day I saw a yt woman at a hotel politely excuse herself from the lobby with her unruly child and I just happnd to also be going to the bathroom,she WHOOOPED HA ASS I was shook !! She looked at me and said “yeah that’s right” without saying a goddam word!
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1 year
@NASTlESTONE THIS IS LIL KIM?!!!!!! DANCING LIKE THIS?!!!!!!!!
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1 year
@laugh_track_nat Goddam it !!! damn well near bought a confederate flag for my jeep
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1 year
@keatingssixth As a mother of a young boy 🗣️I WISH A MF WOULD
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8 months
@InHollywoodland Oh the footwork was something fierce !!!!!
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11 months
@chazaayy Yes and end it w some sort of derogatory comment about his deformed head
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9 months
@tinaqueen_15 Me as soon as I witness this
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5 months
@itslexdawriter Oomfgggggggggg Goodness gracious he’s even more fine LAWD
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3 months
@asj519 She became pregnant this same night LMAO
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10 months
@KryssyLaReina I will never say “Kiefer” the same. Barb the realest OG OF ALL TIME
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1 year
@TheBaddestMitch WALKING RANCH?!!!!😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@kissmeriver Why TF did we make JLo famous and not Cassie?!!! We paying for our crimes 😞
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1 year
@BornAKang I have so many questions that will never get answered 😞
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1 year
@notcapnamerica Hate to break it to ya 😬..we do before y’all do 😭😂
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1 year
@uptownmadi As soon as my man start pissin me off Imma pull this move on him . Hopefully he’ll have a hoodie on
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1 year
@SAHFOREIGN What?!!!!!! I am — what ?!!! Why they know this ?!!! Who told them there was pleasure in this ?!!! I NEED ANSWERS
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@notgwendalupe Father God That ass movement was everything
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1 year
@KirkWrites79 Easily my favorite caucauses
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1 year
@SomaKazima Someone add 9 month long “Thot daughter” and “gay son” convo pls 😪
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@shanae_ari One of my faves ! Always comes in handy for your typical run of the mill pickmeisha
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6 months
@screwyoumegn I will NEVER delete this app 😭😭
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2 months
@LisKis93 Oh he’s a real life villain 😳
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1 year
@notcapnamerica And there will be no consequences. NONE. This vanillaraptor is the literal representation of white america. They back this up, this is extra cute to them
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@downtown7thave @KryssyLaReina Nope. My uncle’s CO married him after he got out. Moved him in, paid for an atroscious wedding, he ransacked her house stole everything of value from her and her kids and went on a 2 month crack binge. She forgave him then he stole her gun LMAO
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@ungodlywests I knew when I saw him cussing up a storm in that movie he was a great child
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@MissAriD47 One thing for certain TWO things for sure : her hair gon’ bounce out that doobie EACH time !
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@TYDyetheFly Not the Rock doubling down lmmfaoooooooo
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1 year
@SebastianAvenue TELL HE HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BREATHE W NO AIR in this bitch ??????
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3 months
@laugh_track_nat The meeting the parents episode would break all the viewership records
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@saviaivas “Now put it in the oven for 47 days” LMMFAO
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1 year
@bbychakra HAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH he said anything but a fkn American 😭😭😭😭😭
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@AgainstDaOddsTV Did I just see a little boy get dragged ?!!!!!!!!!! This is so ghetto !!!
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@lmTheReasonWhy Oh brother , this girl STINKS
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@MissSassbox We didn’t make a big enough deal about this .
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1 year
@Maraculousness WHAT ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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