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baby dash

@olddash

3 years

i had to het this out. i want better for y’all so badddd

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baby dash

@olddash

1 year

i'ma get fired. why i had a meeting* with my lead and director (both men that wear ponytails). i got on the zoom and said "dang why nobody told me we was wearing ponytails!" 🤣 *not a good meeting

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@olddash

2 years

cause ur roommate in the living room playing 2K on the big tv

Mr. Good Boy 🧸🙇🏾‍♂️

@_KingTeddyy

2 years

Why women don’t pop up to the crib naked under the trenchcoat no more? Curious 🧐

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3 years

what does coerce mean? QUICKLY

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@olddash

6 years

bitch ain’t no birth control better than watching a unfit father antagonize his baby mother whew

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@olddash

4 months

every time i think of that moment i smile. they could never make me hate Will Smith

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4 months

😭😭 will slapped that nigga on live TV. i’ll never be over it. 😭😭

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@olddash

1 year

@lovergrltee they laughed lol they thought it was funny😭 its been yrs; they know im always saying something hilarious

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baby dash

@olddash

4 years

evelyn lozada, we speak you name 🤞🏽

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@olddash

1 year

k*vin samuels dying is literally so delicious to me 😭

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@NoEmmeG

1 year

whose downfall have you enjoyed watching the most?

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baby dash

@olddash

5 months

its time for drake to act white and get this shit scrubbed from the internet. my stomach hurts

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5 months

meet the grahams

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@olddash

2 years

@_SydVicious_ those conditions were ripe for violence. im shocked a riot didn’t ensue tbh

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@olddash

5 months

i think Amanda Seales is just far more honest, cognizant and vocal about the way people treat her than most people in the industry. people move FUNNY and she don't let shit slide. i understand her lol

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baby dash

@olddash

4 years

@_PapiAce he put down $63 and a pack of spearmint

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baby dash

@olddash

1 year

@_DarlingNy i dont know why i would say thattt💀

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baby dash

@olddash

4 years

lmaoo plz watch this 😭😭

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baby dash

@olddash

4 years

@Faithlesslayher @lulmorgann i was praying she aint spray that shit😭 gonna hit everybody but her intended target

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baby dash

@olddash

4 years

lololololol this so funny since alot of women gotta concentrate to get one off. picture being almost there and then you hear “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate...” sskjajsjjakkakakka

Papa Saint

@thebookofsaint

4 years

Try having sex and saying affirmations back and forth to each other. Sounds weird but it’s some powerful shit.

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@olddash

3 years

@1BADKAE so I msgd them and this is what they had to say. I don’t have any words for this 💀

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@olddash

5 years

@Slimerixhtv @Tylerj23_ like she bout to ask “where my hug at?” 🤣🤣

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@olddash

3 years

@tobzillaortobz @indiKEV its 2chainz for me 🤣 he really sitting there like he never heard this shit before

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@olddash

5 years

@vincestop @TheArtofStunt y’all buying the wrong kind, i love mine 🤷🏽‍♀️

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4 years

@jazbespittin aint no way you chewed and swallowed some nut 😫 babe, say it aint so!!

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5 years

@dvnhns @Danielle_T01 red wig laughing waaaay too hard

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3 years

@keyon “is it me? am i the drama??”

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@olddash

5 years

@beeTOXX @earringdealer @iGiveNoChuck why was i waiting to see who "won"LOL

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baby dash

@olddash

2 years

and say what? “sorry they played you;however, i credited you because i know you worked on it. i was too busy to call girl you know i got three kids 🫶🏽”

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@olddash

5 years

reservations. why, wassup?

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@olddash

6 years

when you catch that good light

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@olddash

4 years

lmaooo this shit made me snort 😭😭

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@olddash

4 years

the funniest shit Porsha ever said. Sheree looked mortified 😭😭

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@olddash

3 years

@xennia_c too many. it’s embarrassing.

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@olddash

6 years

i’m a grown ass woman with bills and investments. the titties of a god. stop playing on my phone.

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@olddash

4 years

@umussbekidding this what did it for me too😭

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4 years

@Anymal9 this is so annoying cause he could’ve just bought two???

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3 years

😒

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@olddash

4 years

@blakjordanbreen “killing themselves” 🤨 i bet you really think u said sum too.

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baby dash

@olddash

3 years

@BLKACRUX and the girls are risking death to meet the criteria 🥴

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@olddash

5 years

@srburris @alla_weezy somebody w sense lol

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@olddash

6 years

@Smooth_Orator well if everybody dead at least she won’t be kidnapped. think smarter not harder 🤣

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baby dash

@olddash

6 years

loud and ghetto black women exist. they are successful. they should be seen just like everybody the fuck else. you will deal.

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@olddash

5 years

@amandaxparker @buttabiscuit @kalm_insanity there are flyers that say that it’s just in more coded language. please don’t be obtuse.

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@olddash

3 years

@MelechThomas “think of the messiest person you know? it’s a man, isnt it?”

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@olddash

5 years

y’all really be falling in love? and staying in it? sound like CAP

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baby dash

@olddash

5 years

yes! some women’s lives revolve around men. getting one, keeping one, leaving one, living in spite of one. it’s exhausting to hear. and terribly boring.

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@seabethree

5 years

It’s honestly why I pulled away from so many friends. Girl, we are 30. Dick has been around. We don’t even gotta do “deep”, meta things. But girl let’s make smoothies or read magazines together. We don’t always gotta discuss straight men, they’re gross as shit

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@olddash

1 year

@MelviNichols ima be a full time FA real soon bookie😭

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@olddash

4 years

we laughed at evelyn but she a visionary fr

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@olddash

6 years

i can't believe i don't have sex everyday, i was to speak to a MANAGER

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@olddash

5 years

@amandaxparker @buttabiscuit @kalm_insanity you said “everyone would lose their shit” and i’d like you to show me your outrage for it, if that’s true. it happens everyday and is ignored almost everyday so...

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baby dash

@olddash

8 years

he don't want to give you what you want, sis? give him back to the world.

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@olddash

8 years

my walls

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@olddash

4 years

@CeeHawk thank u bc i was so so so confused lmao i was like maybe it isnt pictured?? 😭

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@olddash

3 years

@GodSon83 i hate how this just makes me think of p*rn 😂 i think its her laugh

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@olddash

6 years

Can we agree to not engage these niggas who are CLEARLY trying to gaslight? I understand trying to educate but this is ain’t that. Let’s try to focus on survivors only for one night.

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@olddash

3 years

@KaminaBlue no seriously lmao shit was bleak for a moment

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@olddash

4 years

cause i keep calling them broke incels “not y’all kidnapping bitches in this busted ass van 😒 niggas couldn’t get no hoes so they had to steal some. it’s giving very much ted bundy. and y’all broke ass def going to jail, none of y’all are charming like him DUMMY”

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@NoEmmeG

4 years

RT this with the reason your kidnappers would return you.

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6 years

@TheBrookeAsh i won’t find a man attractive for weeks after watching that clip!

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@olddash

4 years

@idavcj that whole clan is actually so funny 😂

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@olddash

5 years

TikTok is undefeated 😭 plz watch the whole thing

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@olddash

4 years

did they close the wage gap while i was at lunch? was there a deposit for reparations that missed my account? why are y'all sending men money???

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@olddash

5 years

@LUSHHFOREVER a steven universe character!

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6 years

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@olddash

6 years

y’all don’t understand the accuracy

ScorpioMystique

@ScorpioMystique

6 years

it be like that sometimes 😭 #ScorpiosBeLike ♏️❤️✨

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4 years

@sosadunkin1x8 eek, your first tweet only referenced another man so the fact that it’s *your* truth will likely be lost on anyone that reads it. maybe don’t say “he ain’t doing it right” when talking about yourself?

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@olddash

3 years

@o_0lexi @itskeyon skai beauty created one

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2 years

@TylerIAm these is rookie numbers. y’all not no real EATERS

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4 years

@tallgrl95 litermy first thought🤣 i know the people she be in meetings with are sick of her

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4 years

@MrBeyonceFan i need him to put a whole cover on youtube

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3 months

@ChefWaites you are so 😂😂

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3 years

face card is good money

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4 years

@RemySoSav *mutters something about weakest links*

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@olddash

5 years

“i hate it here 😩 can you come get me?” 😭

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@olddash

4 years

lmao this works literally 9/10 😅

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@olddash

5 years

he got a bitch pregnant 😭

CLICK THE LINK IN BIO 🤧

@tiffany_lenice

5 years

What it mean when a dude say “ I gOT aLoT gOiN oN rN” ? 🤔

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@olddash

4 years

@Parkour_Lewis my fav! i love when the pilot acts like we got someplace to be

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@olddash

4 years

nigga was ducking Debo, Worm, and his bitch... got fired on his day off... cheating on his bitch... smoked all the re-up... that nigga was a MENACE TO SOCIETY😭😭

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@olddash

4 years

won $35 on a five dollar scratch off, ion see how y’all do that 9-5 shit. word to B. Simone 😤

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@olddash

3 years

@shayxonline i feel you but…did this need to be tweeted, dear? 😭

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@olddash

3 years

now how you know how far back he was if you was in a better seat? 🤨

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@_Reasonofficial

3 years

I seen a nigga at the airport in Chanel and LV, with a buss down Rolex sit in row 32 in a middle seat lol some day we gon figure it out

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@olddash

2 years

@PrinceHAK33M they not at the places he be at because they are too young 💀

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@olddash

2 years

beliebe that is literally the funniest thing i've ever seen OH MY GOD

kira*

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2 years

LMAOOO i forgot about this

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4 years

@sosadunkin1x8 @unknownerror012 so why did you even tweet the first thing if you know this to be true? im sincerely curious

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@olddash

3 years

mood:

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@olddash

3 years

@DaShaunLH “who da hell is—“ kills me every single time. before she even saw the picture she was like

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@olddash

5 years

this convo makes me sad because bonnets/scarves are really such a big part of our lives as black women/people. and you niggas really deep in your soul think they are tacky, classless, ghetto and all that other shit and it’s just...wow. self hate is real.

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baby dash

@olddash

1 year

if y'all hand law enforcement your unlocked phone to see your ID...........cmon y'all dont get caught slipping.

Everything Georgia

@GAFollowers

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BREAKING: Starting this week, the Georgia DDS will begin to offer Georgia residents the option to add a valid, Georgia-issued driver’s license and ID to their iPhone and Apple Watch. 👏👏👏👏

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1 year

@Taa_stee truly

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@olddash

5 years

@OhEmmeG *see’s mouse in walmart noise*

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@olddash

8 years

i'm tired of folks getting passes for being shitty human beings to others because they weren't "the one" 🙄

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@olddash

4 years

😂😂

Tyler M.

@Rodeo2010Tyler

4 years

Bartender put my card in her mouth tryna be sexy n shit, 5 minutes later she was mad her face was numb. Whatever tf that’s about

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@olddash

9 years

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES http://t.co/W6I7QgXRnX

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@olddash

4 years

@cardeaframez “beautifully soft”? bitch, caked up dirt is whats soft 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@olddash

4 years

@KarlousM being in a room with someone who is freakin’ a black and mild is exponentially worse.

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@olddash

4 years

still funny as hell

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@olddash

3 years

@Druski2Funny reminds me of this vid 😂

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@olddash

3 years

@LeastroPhysics stupid, this lot

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@olddash

5 years

Know Him? I bbq’d him. why wassup?

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@olddash

3 years

Saw this video on TikTok and i love the mission 🤞🏽 made me think of the work you, do cc: @NoEmmeG

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baby dash

@olddash

9 years

"i'm tryna to figure out a way to tell you i think you fine as hell without being offensive but i suck at this shit"

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@metroadlib

9 years

Twitter. Tell me a line you used to use on the honeys that you've now retired. For whatever reason.

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baby dash

@olddash

5 years

now some single mother done caught an “obstruction of an officer” charge cause she told everybody to go to hell when they handed her that damn dress code SMH

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@olddash

5 years

being ghosted when u *actually* fuck with someone and thought they liked you, too? i thought y’all was being dramatic but i’m still not all the way right. i’m sorry for calling y’all weak, emotional bitches 😭😭

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