fooler initiative @metroadlib Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

10 days

Let me pin this.

it girl, interrupted

@seIfiedump

10 days

she’s right n she should say it louder

367

21K

79K

7

118

490

Last Seen Profiles

@svraalte

@debomalone18

@AARPVa

@JerryWoodGate1

@SBcreative_

@RileyCoyoty

@rkndnsts

@edcscores

@earthjemika

@VaticanNewsPL

@iamdjwxi

@SkyHidaka

@NinjaRip48364

@JoanMerca_

@hoopsBAgirls

@comedorbalcarce

@ReporterTeresa

@DrAmrit88670513

@gutt_slutt

@Sabyasachidasss

@mrevanv

@awaisaraza

@rosyyae

@Bjoern_Peters

@ilmango1

@Malume_J_Rupert

@craigenberry

@livsriott

@tylerrdawson

@GraphicMatt

@gimhyeo28739749

@PlusSize_Baby

@Forbiddengms

@mellstroy__

@Official_Farhaa

@yukke_info

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

2K

21K

94K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

There was a woman who worked at my job a few years ago who went on vacation to Europe. She'd saved up a bunch of days and was gone for a month. When she came back she tendered her resignation. No notice. Just bounced. Listen to me-- Iconic. Her triumph is now office lore.

344

4K

81K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

you look this beautiful bitch in her eyes and try telling her she's not a planet.

86

22K

61K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

i did NOT know how soul-crushing leaving your house to go to work would be. my parents were always dressed when i came downstairs. i didn't know there were these long stretches of time where you lie in bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking of reasons to call in, wanting to die.

70

19K

53K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

7 years

they're not *just* social media trolls. they are firefighters. they are doctors. they are judges. they are COPS.

Raw Story

@RawStory

7 years

Ohio fireman suspended for saying he would rescue a dog from a burning building before saving a ‘n*gger’

1K

4K

2K

242

29K

51K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

5 years

my dog's name is cooper. i call him-- boubba boub honeybunny coopypoopy heyloverthisismorethanacrush stinkboy & sweetboy. i use sweetboy the most. i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.

3K

4K

39K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

I know someone gets on this app and says it every day in some way, but it really blows my mind that ppl are just like.....pretending Covid is gone.

193

5K

33K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

The number of innocent ppl who plead guilty to things b/c they're scared, b/c they've run out of money, or b/c they are physically and mentally exhausted with being in jail b/c they couldn't get or afford a bond is something that will haunt me until the day I die.

57

5K

23K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

don lemon lives at 2018 Fuck This Shit Lane Penthouse Suite Fire Me From This Bitch, I Don't Give A Fuck 10001 USA

98

8K

20K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

this was a DELIBERATE and CONCERTED effort to remove the most sensitive docs the country has, and KEEP them.........and then SHOW THEM TO PPL AT HIS LEISURE WHILE *ACKNOWLEDGING* THAT HE WAS NEITHER SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM OR SHOW THEM....

66

2K

18K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

9 months

Friends- If someone in law enforcement is attempting to interrogate you, and tells you you have the right to an attorney....exercise that right. If someone in law enforcement is attempting to interrogate you and DOESN'T tell you you have the right to an attorney-

68

3K

18K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

cover myself up in a blanket- rollllllllllllllllll from wall to wall, back and forth, until i was Dexter secure in the bedding- and then will my body to cease breathing... before i'd put MY NAME on some shit off the STRENGTH of Donald Gargamel John Trump's word.

119

692

15K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

MEAN SUPER DUPER DUPER DOUBLE PINKY SWEARSIES REALSIES SECRET......WOULD JUST............ SPILL OUT ONTO THE GD FLOOR........AND LIE THERE.........EXPOSED FOR ALL TO SEE.........JUST.....NAKED AND BARING ALL TO THE WORLD LIKE A NATIONAL SECURITY FULL MONTY.

44

897

14K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

anyway, that's it. in summation, everything is awful.

724

439

13K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

AND AS IF *THAT* WEREN'T ENOUGH.....the Archives asked this MF fifty-leven times to give all this stuff back. and 45 would be all, "I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I GOT. DAMN. SHIT. THERE'S NOTHING HERE." THEN HE WOULD HAVE HIS AIDES MOVE THE BOXES......

28

965

13K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

SO 45 has his body man and his aides MOVE THE BOXES AGAIN. LIKE JUST..........SCORES OF BOXES........HE HAS THEM MOVE A GAZILLION BOXES AGAIN.......TO HIDE THEM FROM.......................HIS *LAWYERS*.

29

879

13K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and one lawyer was all.......

29

423

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

oh. btw... i told my friend (who is a fancy gov't lawyer who rightfully thinks twitter is beneath him) that i always tell y'all when the feds come knocking at your door they've already been watching you for-- HE INTERRUPTED TO FINISH MY SENTENCE WITH "6 mos to multiple years."

20

2K

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

he haphazardly stored the docs ANY DAMNED WHERE........INCLUDING.........IN A GODDAMNED BATHROOM SHOWER.......they were chucked to some random room in Mar a lago, and occasionally the boxes----because there were SOOOOOOOOO MANY--would tumble down......

45

859

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

AND HE WOULD TRAVELLLLLLLLLLLLL WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BOXESSSSSSSSSSSS. and some member of his family....ivanka or melania or lara......ALSO knew he had the boxes...... but he would TRAVEL WITHHHHHHH THEM. BECAUSE THAT WAS--PRESUMABLY--the ONLY WAY TO MAKE SURE HE KEPT THEM.

62

978

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS.........DOCUMENTS HAVING TO DO WITH DEFENSE PLANS, MILITARY CAMPAIGNS, NUKES, YOU NAME IT.....DOCUMENTS *CLEARLY MARKED* "TOP SECRET" AND "SECRET" AND "CONFIDENTIAL" AND TWO OTHER DESIGNATIONS I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE TODAY...BUT WHICH APPARENTLY

30

869

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and also, "this dingus just grabbed shit from the white house b/c he's too stupid to know he couldn't. he probably doesn't even realize what he has." lol. nooooooooooooooooooooope. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

57

573

12K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

BUT WHAT'S WILDER STILL............IS THAT THIS MF HAD LAWYERS WHO WERE LIKE, "Fam. For serious. You need to turn in ANYTHING that you have that is a file and belongs to the US Government. DEAD. ASS."

15

625

11K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

AS IF THIS FEDERAL AGENCY.........WHOSE *CHIEF* RESPONSIBILITY IS *LITERALLY* TO *KEEP* THINGS......WOULDN'T KNOW.......THIS VERITABLE MOUNTAIN OF DOCUMENTS........WAS MISSING.

102

486

11K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

I have to keep reading. but what i really need you to know....is that whoever drafted this is giving us NEXT LEVEL #caliber dorian corey shade. because SPRINKLED THROUGHOUT.....are excerpts from quotes that donald trump gave the press during campaigns and his presidency-

24

604

11K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and 45 was all...TO THE LAWYERS.......TO THESE OFFICERS OF THE COURT...."couldn't y'all just tell them there's nothing here?" and "wouldn't it be better if we just.....kinda like.....burned all this shit...you know....if it were here....*hypothetically*."

11

671

11K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

let me just stop for a moment, right here and tell you that i would *literally* die first... i would ****literally**** ****DIE**** before i relied on that man's representations. i'd lie down in the center of my living room floor-

25

446

11K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

THEN when the lawyer shrugs and indicates that there's still some chester copperpot level shit in the box he's carrying, 45 MIMES taking out the secret stuff and disposing of it..... MIMES. WITH HIS WEE HANDS.

80

494

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

boasting about how good he'd be at keeping this country's secrets safe...how we needed a return to discretion and how ppl who violated national security laws and breached the protections afforded our most sensitive docs needed to be punished with the

13

493

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and 45 is like, "OHHHHHHHHH! Right. Cool. Coolcoolcoolcool....cool. Come on through, then. I'll see you tomorrow." Then he hung up. AND HAD HIS BODYMAN MOVE MORE BOXES.

15

505

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

then he was like, "you got this subpoena on may 11. i'm coming through on the first of the month to run through that WHOLE SHIT...and i'ma make SURE *NOTHING* that belongs to THESE UNITED ASS STATES is in that garish monstrosity you pretend is a house."

16

438

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

I'll be honest-- b/c i really DO lean into naivete sometimes. it's difficult for me to assume the worst from ppl, even when they have done all of the worst things. so this wholllllle time, i've been thinking, "wonder why he didn't give back those docs. he's probably lost them."

54

515

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

your. boy. is. a. CLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

18

508

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

full might of the law. for real. for real. GASP.

13

358

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and 45 is like, "on my mama." so the lawyer brings the other lawyer in, and is like, "this is it. this is everything. so you can safely put your good name and your good Bar ID number on this super official sworn statement. b/c 45 said this is it and we've complied."

34

424

10K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

3 years

It's not lost on me how often white people attempt to draw parallels between their pet issues and slavery--between their pet issues and the struggle for civil rights. Very telling how the worst thing white people can conceive of...is how they've treated Black people.

75

3K

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

imagine thinking the first person active present is "incorrect." imagine using your cloven hooves to scour the earthen floors of what i can only presume is an underpass burrow for a stylus--only to "correct" someone's already-perfect use of the modal auxiliary verb "can."

Mindy MF Robinson 🇺🇸

@iheartmindy

4 years

@iamcardib You’re going to need more school than that. 👌🏻 Your spaces are off too...but hey, how can we hold you accountable for kindergarten level sh*t, am I right?

2K

1K

8K

82

2K

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

I genuinely hope, that if, over the course of these twitter years, you have taken but ONE THING from EVERYTHING I've EVER told you... It's to not lie to the Feds. DO NOT LIE TO THE FEDS. Just decline the interview and get indicted on whatever they've got.

22

747

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

the lawyer goes, looks around....and finds 38 things that were top secret. and, honest to God....i think they left that stuff there deliberately so that it wouldn't look like they'd cleaned house.

22

436

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

the feds got that certification back and looked at that shit like

12

345

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

then they subpoenaed video surveillance from Mar a Lago...... BECAUSE OF COURSE. and what do they see? the bodyman and the aides NOT ONLY MOVING BOXES........but MOVING BOXES ONTO A PLANE... AND THEN THAT PLANE TAKING OFF......WITH TRUMP IN TOW.......FLYING AWAY FOR THE SUMMER

20

647

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNN....THE NIGHT BEFORE THE DAY HIS LAWYER IS SUPPOSED TO COME THROUGH......HE CALLED HIM.......AND WAS LIKE, "Aye, dawg. You still coming tomorrow? I was sitting here talking to the homies and like...we don't know why you're coming. Why are you coming?"

8

409

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

so the lawyer packages up what's left......goes back out, and 45 has the AUGODDAMNEDDACITY TO BE LIKE, "Wassup? How are we lookin'?" HAND TO GOD, this man says, "Is it good? is it bad?" AS THOUGH HE HADN'T DIRECTED EVERYONE TO CLEAN HOUSE.

15

399

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

aren't supposed to. SO IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS HOUSE, TELL ME NOW. CAUSE SHE'S COMING WITH AN OFFICIAL ASS PAPER THAT I AM TENDERING TO THE FEDS....AND WE DON'T LIE TO THE FEDS...SO IS THIS IT, DONALD?"

6

385

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

9 months

exercise your right to remain silent. But do that AFTER saying you want an attorney. I always think I don't have to say these things, and then I take a call where someone did a lawyerless interview with the feds for four hours.

12

857

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

and the lawyer was like, (*presumably deep sigh here*), "I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I'm coming through to move through the house and make sure i can tell them we complied with the subpoena. i'm gonna make sure you don't have anything you're not supposed to. Okay?"

5

379

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

so the lawyers turned that weak ass certification in.......and told the NATIONAL ARCHIVES RECORDS ADMINISTRATION.........THE ENTITY CHARGED WITH THE TASK OF MAINTAINING OUR COLLECTIVE MEMORY AS A NATION....... "that's all we got."

9

374

9K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

1 year

The older I get, the more I realize how many ppl are performing things. And like.....*lots* of ppl are performing things.

42

2K

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

b/c he wanted the boxes with him at his vacation house.

20

322

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

lol..........soooooooooooooooooooo the DOJ sent them boys in....... and the windbreakers searched that stucco, Mediterranean-style abomination from top to bottom...... and found 100+ more protected docs.

12

359

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

there's a breakdown of the stuff they found. my. word. every time i see the words "concerning military capabilities of the united states," "concerning nuclear weaponry of the united states"-- i just.... WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW.

20

465

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

I'm gonna try really hard not to quit my job.... But listen. I could absolutely quit my job any second and not spare anyone or anything a backwards glance.

25

173

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

DOES THE POPE HAVE A CHILD I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!?!

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

2 years

The Pope says couples who choose to have pets over kids are "selfish"

429

30

175

54

964

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

this is the bodyman. if the past is indeed prologue, and we draw from my favorite episode in american history ever, brought to us courtesy of messrs. mitchell, haldeman, ehrlichman, colson, hunt, and liddy- HE goes DIRECTLY to jail, and 45....well...doesn't.

95

492

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

ch- the lawyer went to mar a lago, and 45 and his aides were just sitting there, like, "oh yeah. this guy wants to make sure we've turned all the stuff in. somebody take him back to the room and make sure he's comfortable."

5

306

8K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

7 months

Lmaoooooo. I'd spend every dime I have to watch Budden sit in absolute quiet while Envy pitched him this bs for 10 minutes....only to be like, "Everything you just said to me is a crime. No. When you opened your mouth to start talking, all the words that fell out were felonies."

NASA MCMAHON

@NasaMcmahon

7 months

Joe Budden tried to warn DJ Envy bout the Real Estate scam n he was 100% right 😂😂😂🤣

143

2K

9K

29

1K

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

Everybody in this video needs to go home to their families.

52

1K

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

the lawyer apparently ignores it, and is like, "okay. i'm gonna being in last lawyer and i'm gonna tell her that i went all the way through everything you said you had. then i'm gonna tell her that what i'm holding RIGHT NOW is the last of ANYthing that you have and

3

289

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

5 years

and into the fire. the clegane brothers end the way their drama began. WOWWWWWWWWW.

9

942

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

You can beg for grace later. There are literally mechanisms in place for ppl who come clean and are helpful to them down the line. Just decline the interview. But DO. NOT. LIE.

8

338

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

The best thing about seeing somebody at their job in a du-rag is the implicit messaging that they have some place better and more important to be than this dump. Lol. Love that. Keep those waves fresh for later, King.

12

697

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

OMG. Worked so much I almost forgot what day it was!!! My 3rd favorite meme in the history of all Twitter:

48

890

7K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

7 years

reminder that 45 is modifying schumer's name w/ "cryin'" b/c he became emotional when discussing family who perished....in the holocaust.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Cryin' Chuck Schumer stated recently, "I do not have confidence in him (James Comey) any longer." Then acts so indignant. #draintheswamp

32K

16K

58K

93

4K

6K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

NOT THIS SUZANNE SUGARBAKER-STYLE CONFUSED DENIAL.

62

289

6K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

3 months

"if a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin' then my *heat* start workin'-"

128

2K

6K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

11 months

This dude is the valedictorian of jackasses.

21

292

6K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

5 years

i just want everyone to know that arya wearing her hair like eddard stark is one of my favorite little nothing details ever.

18

1K

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

9 months

There's a bigger talk to be had about how "middle class" white ppl make this mistake the most...second only to non-white immigrants looking to align themselves w/the white "middle class"-- And I get the why.....but it doesn't make it any less fascinating.

16

309

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?!??!?!?! so the plane WON'T blow up then, i take it? we're not all sitting ducks for wanton acts of international terrorism effectuated by fluid? that was incorrect these............................19 years?

Cynthia Fodor

@CFodorKCCI

4 years

TSA now allowing 12 ounce bottles of hand sanitizer in your carry-on. ⁦ @KCCINews ⁩

284

1K

4K

26

2K

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

1 year

@sillyboneswag95 Okay. But also...I just bought this-- Lol

133

342

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

I know that EVERYBODY loves graduation day and that we're all super proud of our babies... But Black ppl from every walk of life TRULY love the shit out of graduation. And I love that love so much.

19

623

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 months

first of all.....i HOLLERED into the night at the very end. SECOND of all-- one of my absolute favorite things about being a woman.......is instinctively reverting to this voice whenever men......men.

37

738

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 months

i don't even have time to address everything i need to address here. i don't even have time to say all of the words that are housed so deeply within my spirit. i can't even think of a time when i was forced to keep this many jokes inside of me.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

6 months

After GOP donors threatened to stop funding him for being unmarried, Tim Scott is now appearing publicly with who he says is his girlfriend named Mindy. He says they have been dating for “about a year or so.”

3K

1K

9K

97

509

5K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

1 year

My lawyer tip for the day is that your phone should be pw protected. No thumb print. No facial recognition. Straight up password protected.

21

952

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

I promise I didn't know T*r*y L*n*z meant so much to so many of y'all. Like...y'all are defending that man with your whole CHESTS. No idea he'd fathered so many sons. But here we are, I guess.

29

823

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

and i was like, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING THEM!" and he was like, "these ppl aren't bullshit local cops. they are lawyers and forensics experts and everything else. when they're at your door they've got you." and i was like, "i keep trying to tell them."

3

281

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

don lemon is the "dumbest man on television." maxine waters has "a very low IQ." and it isn't easy to make lebron james "look smart." here's what's weird... i *feel* like all three of these people have something in common, but for the LIFE of me, i don't know what it is.

97

988

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

My bestie's 7 month old daughter was WIDE awake at 5 am, this morning. I climbed into bed with them, snuggled close to the baby's belly and whispered, "if it's up/ then it's up/then it's up/ then it's stuck." Then my bestie gently maneuvered the child from my arms and said "No."

39

393

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

I do not have a plan for 4 more years of this administration. Whatever is inside of me that's holding itself together will completely break apart. I just need to say so.

81

682

4K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

Everybody hates Brian Williams, but I swear to God, the man makes me laugh until my sides hurt. I used to think he was so dry, but alllll he does is take shot after shot.

596

249

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

5 years

so i've told you that my mother has taken up substitute teaching in her retirement. this year, she was a long term sub for a particular elementary school, and came to know many of the children quite well.

48

1K

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

imagine being this mad about knowing SEVEN WEEKS IN ADVANCE that starbucks is going to be closed..............for one day. it's weird... i, lowkey, don't think this is about coffee.

Mrs. Grotke

@__BHB__

6 years

Starbucks is replying to people on their post? I see.

113

5K

11K

44

2K

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

Whole TL is like: The Hound. Polliver. Raff the Sweetling. The Tickler. The Mountain. Ilyn Payne. Meryn Trant. Joffrey. Cersei.

33

859

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 years

THEN he was like- "but did you tell them that before the feds even start watching, MY agency and the OTHER agencies have been watching them FIRST....since WE make the referrals to the FBI---did you tell them THAT?"

3

234

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

just to be clear- killer mike is the reason all of those ppl cling so desperately to their assault rifles in the first place. a 6' tall, 300 lb black man is PRECISELY the driving force behind white anxiety. his very existence is EVERY irrational fear made manifest. but okay.

175

878

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

2 months

i'd successfully side-stepped all this kate middleton intrigue......until this am...when i saw that bs "i was playing in canva" tweet. lol. then, even my homegirl had to call and be like, "i bet you're in it now, huh?" and, *yup*. kensington officially has my attention.

24

110

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

Here's how arming teachers should work. 1. Float a program that proposes arming teachers. 2. Allow interested teachers to enroll in the program. 3. Fire every last one of those fucking teachers.

18

949

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

A black man's 8th favorite thing..... is backing into a parking space.

64

2K

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

7 years

like- THIS was when i knew i'd never let bob' burgers go:

28

1K

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

that i get a BLACK ASS SERMON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ROYAL WEDDING IS MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MEGHAN MARKLE AND I WILL NEVER DEPART FROM THIS LOVE.

12

786

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

3 years

Hi, guys. I hate to do this... And I try to keep as much private as I can. But I'm maybe a bit desperate now. I need all the prayers and well wishes for my family that I can get. And all the well wishes and prayers for my mom that I can get. I'd really appreciate it.

510

110

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

3 years

wasserman's "i've seen enough" call for dems is the closest i've come to sex during this pandemic.

14

213

3K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

7 years

I, a black, was able to satisfactorily make this call when I heard TRUMP imply that Mexican immigrants were rapists. Funny how that works.

carl reiner

@carlreiner

7 years

I, a Jew, was willing to give Trump a chance til I heard his cheif of staff say he'd not allow his kids to go to a school if Jews attended.

341

518

2K

26

2K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

3 years

I feel like this should go without saying, but... Dave Chappelle..... is not your dad.

18

347

2K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

4 years

Fascinating to me how much democrats gun for republican votes. Utterly fascinating. Trying to think of a moment during my lifetime when a republican has even once looked left to do anything other than spit.

25

586

2K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib

6 years

so @twice_sifted just tweeted this. read THIS shit. looks like they chose the wrong ones, though.

205

1K

2K

fooler initiative

@metroadlib