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@ogheneyxle

1 year

whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world 😭

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

i have a better idea, if you can’t sell your products and they’re not bad yet, instead of pouring them down the drain, give it out for free and call it whatever — discount, giveaway or just charity. idk but that’s how i see it

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@___Muna_

6 months

Dear vendors, how do you feel when no one is buying what you're selling? This is painful.

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@ogheneyxle

4 years

Khloe Kardashian before stepping out in the morning:

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@ogheneyxle

9 months

Kini vs Innit

ESPN UK

@ESPNUK

9 months

England will face Nigeria in the World Cup Round of 16! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇬

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

you might need classes if you think there’s anything like 8:99😭😭

Emmeleezy ✨🎀

@emmeleezy

1 year

*Class starts at 9:00* Me at 8:99 :

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@ogheneyxle

3 years

me, when my brain auto suggests a word that absolutely fits in the context but I've never actively used it so I gotta check to be sure 😂

TONI TONE

@t0nit0ne

3 years

Me Googling the meaning of words I already know the meaning of. Just in case. 😅😂

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

even in prayer, you’re not the one with the money

AMARA

@Amy_beke

5 months

God pls surprise my man,i wan buy wig this chrismas 😭

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@ogheneyxle

3 years

Ronaldo thought he could escape. for every siuu there's a tomiyasiuuuuuu

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

Sad man looking good in Dior?

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

“I win my own, make una win una own”😂

Victor Moses

@VictorMoses

2 years

Good luck to the Super Eagles 🦅 today! Make the nation proud, we are all behind you!! 🇳🇬 🏆

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@ogheneyxle

2 months

osita iheme

January 27 🤗❤️

@mpiredivine

2 months

What is the botanical name of Pawpaw? 🤔

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@ogheneyxle

4 months

watching it with them, pausing it and gathering your thoughts. gasping, laughing and pressing play again>>

Fayyy💕

@imehfavor

4 months

Talking about a show with someone>>>

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

with a ghanaian accent, 🤭

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@niinhoo10

2 years

her loss

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

i tell you if nigeria was a stable country with a stable economy, we’d probably make more trouble 😂

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@EvianaGh

6 months

Ghana Jollof Has No Flavour- Chef Hilda Baci Someone help me educate her that her records in the Big book wasn’t the best chef so she should know her place. Nigeria Jollof that tastes like Gravels 🤭

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

people that aren’t even well fed

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@ogheneyxle

21 days

in two weeks you never texted them once?

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

he’s not on nigerian time my dear, winter wan finish am

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

early haaland

Daily Harry Potter

@TheDailyHPotter

6 months

Mini Malfoy, evil or cute? 🤔

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@ogheneyxle

11 months

“if na me now you for don de shout”

out of context dogs

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@ogheneyxle

11 months

watch go just de shout “omo”

Mukul Sharma

@stufflistings

11 months

Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

banks won’t accept checks like this, waec, neco, even secondary schools won’t accept exam scripts like this, why are we allowing this to fly for something a huge as the presidential elections??

FS Yusuf

@FS_Yusuf_

1 year

This is the @inecnigeria they want us to trust. This is it. Una go see wetin una dey find!! Bastards!

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

I think the most [unintentionally] romantic thing I’ve said was when my girl was traveling late and I was worried af. called and called and when she picked up I said “shey you know say na only you I get?”😂

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

the best drink fr. drink it alongside fried meat, especially from wedding where you know there’s family strife

𝔐𝔞𝔷𝔦 𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔰 𝔈𝔰𝔮

@Hugo_Chiez

1 year

Very refreshing. Y’all should try finishing one of these at a go. (It should be really chilled).

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

this why aliens never bother africa in the movies

IKECHUKWU

@iykimo

1 year

May the price of fuel come down May the price of fuel come down. May the price of fuel come down Amen

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

i don’t even have the words. the gorilla reference? the song? the slide???? the switch???? this is cinema

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

i’ve just seen the coolest, funniest and somehow simultaneously hottest transition video ever😭

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

“To the church in soweto, abba says haba” 😂

killy

@anwuxia

10 months

The letters Paul for don write to churches in Africa if he dey alive. No be for here.

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

Sending my mom a lot of money

Napaul

@LifeOfNapaul

10 months

If you suddenly have "fuck you" money, what is the first thing you’re doing??🤔

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

can we come together as a people and just crown this the greatest nonalcoholic drink in the country?

Jag ubani

@Jag_ubani

1 year

I’m honestly not a fan of anything mixed with coconut, but THIS!!

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

“i check your own, you get A”

Big Chief Daily!

@_dailyoffender_

8 months

"Are you alone, check your snap" Is there a better phrase than this????

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

there’s de-ogoring surgery??

The Cosmetic Lane

@TheCosmeticLane

2 years

Skull Reshaping Surgery 💀

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

superior dark? oh you know they added kiwi polish 😭😭

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@shy_omah

5 months

😭😭😭😭 God abeg

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

there’s having a collection, hoarding and ignoring God’s desire for you to open store

GIDADO

@AbdulGidadoo

6 months

I want to have this kinda collection in my room😭😭

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@ogheneyxle

1 month

whatever they did to make him look younger made him look much older even

What Kept Me Up

@WKM_Up

1 month

Priscilla Ojo and Eni Adeoluwa in the first look at 'All of Us', an upcoming high-school series that marks Adeoluwa's producing debut.

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

tiwa a better person than me, i’d bite her yansh 😭

NOTJUSTOK

@NOTJUSTOK

1 year

Tiwa Savage x SZA linkup in Los Angeles🇺🇸

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

makes you wonder what the woman is doing wrong, cause football clubs do a lot of wrongs

𝑀𝑜🦋

@softgirlmo

6 months

men are capable of loving just one football team but incapable of loving just one woman.

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

did hitler teach you math?

Olivia💓

@roses_on_mars

8 months

Wait So it’s “raise to power” not “race to power”💀 Nigeria you will crumble

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

even for depression, classism dey?

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@_fvckowen

1 year

Some of you aren’t depressed,just sad.If real depression hold you,I doubt if you would have strength to be on social media.

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

lmfao everyone sees it right?

Savage Gentleman

@Fel_Steve

8 months

Top of the morning

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

“i’m not the bank. i’m the bank’s regulator”

Central Bank of Nigeria

@cenbank

6 months

@BoyeGift @UBACares @UBAGroup @yabaleftonline @popsy0001 @UBACares Kindly attend to your customer.

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@ogheneyxle

9 months

we didn’t winnit 😔

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@ogheneyxle

9 months

Kini vs Innit

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

putting more women in tech, love to see it!

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

so after davido na you?

Oyiga Micheal

@Nsukka_okpa

7 months

I buy Virtual card 3k I buy Twitter blue tick 8k Elon Musk pay me..

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

nothing, i can finally do nothing

Forbes

@Forbes

1 year

What Do You Do When You Suddenly Have $1 Billion?

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@ogheneyxle

3 years

bruh you marketed crowwe, are you manifesting various versions of ment?

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

“get me to 1k guys”

Peoples Gazette

@GazetteNGR

2 years

JUST IN: Naira crashes to N710 per dollar

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@ogheneyxle

11 months

i was just discussing with someone today at the gym that nigerians are largely delusional, and i’m not even saying it as an insult, but a lot of the populace are neck-deep in delusion

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@ndirpaya

11 months

Time for xiaomi and other brands to start shipping these in. With these fuel prices

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@ogheneyxle

1 month

beans is not ewa, but get this, ewa is beans.

Baddie 💦🧸

@ForeignTosin

1 month

Time does not heal emotional trauma Emotional trauma heals with time. - Pst Bolaji Idowu

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

because e get bank advert voice? lmfao

𝑆𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙🫐

@nancygreeny

2 years

I really thought Yul Edochie had integrity.

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

8ball

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

Ronaldo de find challenge, united give am trials and tribulations with sprinkle of hurdles and difficulties😭

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@ogheneyxle

3 years

she didn't show up. had to sell the extra movie ticket. it was my birthday

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

😭😭😭

Tega🔥

@_t3ga

8 months

This babe dey always bring me food and it's never sweet. God, I'm tired of this torture

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

so yesterday was literally premenopausal day? there’s no way the universe doesn’t have an architect 😭

Oluwafemi

@TheUnagi_

7 months

Tomorrow is World Menopause day.

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@ogheneyxle

3 years

toyota car mmri 😂👌🏾

Adeda

@tosinadeda

3 years

My car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

depend on who braid the hair sha

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@Gboye_Rave

6 months

Attachment isn't a joke, you feel physical pain when you miss that person.

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@ogheneyxle

9 months

Well the doctors are angry, I’ll give you that

Uncle Deji

@Blackshadie

9 months

Do we have paramedics in Lagos?

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

@trending_medic @Wizarab10 there’s brain to eat here?

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

“oya bring am na, na wa sha”

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@allegedlytae

6 months

we don’t even react anymore when sellers increase prices. entire country is jaded

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

do you know how extra rich your diet has to be for bread and akara to cause food poisoning?😭 lord in heaven

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

you’re abroad and begging me for money. diaspoorer.

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

my turn! #BrandedFeatures

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPop

7 months

X has implemented a ‘like’ animation on posts with the #BrandedFeatures hashtag.

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

the way you packaged this thing my brain will immediately categorize it as “snack” 😭 i go use am watch film

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@natural_ama

8 months

Deboned catfish N19,000 Neat, sand free, well dried! 100/100✅

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@ogheneyxle

27 days

drake probably has a lot of these songs that flew super low under the radar 😂

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

change the music to portable and it’s an ick

XXL Magazine

@XXL

7 months

She got lit to “Just Wanna Rock” by Lil Uzi Vert at her wedding. 😭😭 🎥 IG: evolshi.bnxsis

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

witnessing a slow but graceful transition into an MJ style celeb status, not bad at all

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@wizkidayo

1 year

MORE LOVE, LESS EGO 🖤🖤🦅

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

😭 yung lao

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

“have u eaten?”= ur continued existence is my only desire, please find sustenance or i can provide it for you “eat for me”= re:“have you eaten” + i will perish if u perish “wyd?”= inform me of what occupies u while i was away you de find verbatim when romance dey your front

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

marvel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Olóyè! ☻

@Ay_bkini

5 months

Hustling for today’s 2k.

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

“love you too”

KHAN'✨

@khanofkhans11_

6 months

What is a subtle sign that your partner dislikes you?

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

i’m always dating to marry sha, because i no see why i to toast you finish because i just get spare six months to waste.

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

there’s no way you people use this same brain to raise children and work in companies

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@0m0lara

6 months

So Zaynab returned the car that he bought for her??? She is really 22!!!! Mschew! Is he returning all the juices he extracted from her body! One minute I am team Alhaji, the next minute I take back my support!

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@ogheneyxle

29 days

these brothers are bringing back music videos that match the song’s messaging? you know they grew up on MTVBASE😂

Shallipopi

@plutomaniapopi

29 days

Na Shalli Dey write but na Shakespeare dey shake, Plutomanias get ready for “Shakespopi” Birthday 12🎉, Album 12, Pluto day 12🐢🪐 We feast on the 12th of April ❤️🥾

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@ogheneyxle

20 days

na why them no like fine guy when know say e fine.😂

Dolapo

@Dolypizo

21 days

An awful lot of Nigerian women genuinely believe them liking you back is them doing you a favour.

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

57k used to be expensive phones that year lmfao, now it’s price for augmentin

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

Nigeria has an empathy problem

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

nigerians sha, small adversity we don roll over set yansh for doggie. “the president”?? abeg dfpmo

Foza Billions (The Oracle)

@fozadoza

1 year

I hope the president doesn’t employ tone deaf youths like he had leading his campaign. Or like the current president did. Empathy is key.

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

may i introduce, Sir Pa

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@77_Hzk

1 year

I need a personal trainer that can turn me to this in the next six months for a movie role I’m auditioning for.

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

immediately the video started, i don already de laugh, because why is the shadow so big????😭

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

😭 you know that fear that the ceiling fan might fall!?? just saw the funniest video about it

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

multiverse of fake goods. see variants 😭

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

do you people see that he doesn’t have to praise her using comparison. she just IS, not because others are or aren’t, she’s just enough and still in abundance to him.

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@ladekale

1 year

❤️

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

never forget the four Fs: fine, fresh, funny

ROYZ

@royzkingin

6 months

As a guy, your freshness is more important than your fineness.

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

“education is the key to success” you and your third class:

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@ogheneyxle

10 months

this is lowkey proof babes don’t know what we like because this is going to be so cool if a girl you like sends it😂

FlemGodTheGreat

@FlemGodd

10 months

Niggas always say “sEnD mE a vIdEo” 😂😂😂 bet

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@ogheneyxle

7 months

they have no idea, having light at night is so calming

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@SOLEXDARA

7 months

Bro! Nepa light cures depression 😭

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@ogheneyxle

6 months

God’s slang

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@sultmenk

6 months

Weytn be capital of Taraba self

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

i’m actually lazy, i know because i know my capabilities and i know i lack the motivation or ambition to do anything with them

olivia 🦋

@oliviafgs

8 months

Stop gaslighting yourself into the narrative you're lazy when you're really burnt-out and exhausted AF from being in survival mode for so long .

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

you won’t even know you’re having three different conversations with them on three different apps concurrently

writeLoveOnHerArms

@FolaBaby_

1 year

I promise you, love is not a chore. If you really like/love someone, you won't even know that you've texted them every few minutes, each day, for 365days. Being toxic is not a flex, you look ridiculous please.

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

the same women that propped this, turned round to say he trying to tie her down now😂

Power 106

@Power106LA

3 years

Michael B Jordan played NO GAMES for Valentine’s Day this year & rented out the aquarium for his boo Lori Harvey 👏🏽❤️👀

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

I bet you’re such a good boy, yes you are, yes you are

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@ogheneyxle

8 months

boys will literally throw the cheating friend into the river at 1:30am, that’s how much we detest it. if you can cheat on your babe, you can kill us, and we no need enemies for the friend group.

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@ogheneyxle

1 year

these kind of men never date or marry high quality women btw. they don’t even attract them

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@ogheneyxle

29 days

a respectful yoruba bear, it even took off its ice cap🤭

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@BearPosting

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@ogheneyxle

2 years

glad i wasn’t born in the era of sword fighting, war and battles steady, and i be first born of first born of first born. how i wan take defend my house? 😭

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@ogheneyxle

5 months

nothing go sup, the same eleda no see say you need money too? make e send na