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Kona Lowell

@KonaLowell

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Writer/Musician/Snarkist Author of The Solid Green Birthday and Don't Pet the Sharks #Resist #VoteBlue #Resistance #FBR Vaxxed and boosted. No DMs please.

Big Island, Hawaii
Joined October 2012
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@KonaLowell
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This is Buckingham Palace. Trump thinks Mar-a-Lago is of equal or greater value. His supporters are possibly the stupidest people to have ever lived on this planet.
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"Just because you slept with someone named Stormy, it does not make you a weatherman." Joy Beher, on The View.
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6 years
The asshole who wants men fired for kneeling during anthem just sided with a sworn enemy of our country. On Veteran's Day.
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To all the people in Louisiana devastated by recent tornadoes, #Trump will get on it as soon as this #Nordstrom emergency has passed.
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4 years
The next Vice President of the United States will either be a highly qualified woman or Mike Pence. If that doesn't motivate you to vote, I don't know what will. - Palmer Report
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@thed_lundin On his Go Fund Me site?
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@JamesEMahoney2 Yes, I think that was made clear today.
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2 years
Who thought Kids in the Hall and full frontal nudity would ever be in the same sentence?
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4 years
@realTuckFrumper This isn't Christianity. It's White Identity politics.
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@AdamParkhomenko @DemsFight4U No Nunes is good Nunes.
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5 years
When do the Clintons finally say, "Fuck this, we're suing."?
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Eric Trump thinks that Obama was president in 2008. That's understandable. Eric was only 24 then, and still in grade school.
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8 years
@JohnFugelsang Maybe Trump can get the Hell's Angels to provide security for his upcoming Altamont rally.
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1 year
Please try to remember that Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger would eliminate SS and Medicare yesterday. The only belief we share is that Trump is a criminal dick.
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@meredithllee C'mon golf ball-sized hail!!!
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Ivanka Trump Distraught After Learning Detained Migrant Children Completely Without Sewing Machines
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2 years
What gets Republicans all worked up? Dead school children? Russians destroying Ukraine? Price gouging? Nope. Alec Baldwin and Hunter Biden. Tells you something.
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@KonaLowell
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Independents being pissed that they can't pick party candidates is like being pissed you can't name someone else's kids.
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Gotta give Musk credit. He made us forget what an asshole Zuckerberg is.
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5 years
Just discovered in the National Archives.
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If AG William Barr were on fire, what kind of pizza would you order?
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@JohnFugelsang #ClimateChange Sen. Jim Imhofe makes a snowball, disproving climate change. I make a sandwich, disproving world hunger.
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@EdKrassen They're not blind. They know what's going on. They're just power hungry, and Trump is feeding them.
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@AuthorKimberley Signs? More like billboards.
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Randy Quaid, Kirstie Alley and Kelsey Grammer all trending at the same time. Shit, that's half of asshole Republican Hollywood.
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@jr_falwell You really asked that?
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If you're really missing Jeanine Pirro, just scratch your fingernails on a blackboard and punch yourself repeatedly in the face.
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@KonaLowell
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Journalism is not presenting facts and lies as equal and letting us sort it out. That's what we do without journalism.
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7 years
How smart is Trump? Tries to get a woman most people never heard of fired resulting in us going over every racist thing he ever did again.
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@PhilBryantMS I look forward to your indictment.
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@ndrew_lawrence He's confused. That's what happens when you watch Fox.
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@KonaLowell
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After seeing #Trump 's doctor, I strongly encourage him to get a second opinion.
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8 years
Brilliant Republican strategy: Warn people that Hillary will be the third term of a president with an approval rating in the 50's.
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I just got banned from FaceBook for 7 days for reposting this.
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@TinaSmithMN Per Al Franken's request, I'm following. Much aloha to you.
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@alfranken @TinaSmithMN You sir, are a class act.
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Steve Bannon will retaliate as soon as his back spasms go away.
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@FisherHouseFdtn @BarackObama You know he doesn't have to do this. He wants to.
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@KassandraSeven We have a common enemy to defeat. Hint: It's not Pelosi.
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@LaF3mm3Nikita @BettersMrs I thought it was Biden being making a joke about HIS age, not hers.
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About that Impeach Biden thing: you can't just impeach someone because your butt hurts.
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Why is "religious freedom" always about depriving someone else of theirs? #Mississippi
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@chuerta1 @pademsunite He means none of it.
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Trump won S Carolina with 59.8 % of the vote. Biden won S Carolina with 96%. Guess which result impresses the media.
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@waltshaub @KathyC1948 Are any of these rules written down somewhere?
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Instead of making us wait until after the election to hear the Republican healthcare plan, Trump should just have Barr summarize it.
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@MollyJongFast Must we choose?
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Word is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at year's end. She wants to spend more time lying to her family.
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@DavidCornDC You can take my Obamacare when you pry it from my warm, healthy hands.
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Regarding #Flynn , instead of trying to figure out which Republican is lying, let's just assume they all are. #FireFlynn
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Gigantic Asshole Ajit Pai Is Officially Gone. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) via @vice
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When I saw this morning that Gaetz was considering early retirement, my first thought was "What do they have on him?"
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Here'sLucy! #KittyTwitter
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If every Democrat voted we would be talking about the cool things we're doing and Trump would be sulking in his tower.
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You voted for a man who freely expressed outright racism, misogyny and a complete lack of morals and you want me to feel bad because you can't sell your fucking beans?
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@bucsfan951 @EdKrassen Over 30,000 documented lies in 4 years. Still believes him. Sad.
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Hillary Clinton is owed one fucking gargantuan apology from our lackey media.
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Why does New Hampshire allow people to change their party to vote in the primary and immediately change it back? Encouraging sabotage or just stupid as fuck?
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@DoYouEvenLIf Think Trump is smart.
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Note to Dennis Miller: Re your plan to insult Michelle Wolf mercilessly, omit the Kierkegaard, Albee and Truffaut references. You're appealing to Trump's base.
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@Markfry809 The cross really gets her point across, doesn't it?
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Saw Dinesh D'Souza trending. Don't get excited. He's still alive.
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"This morning, Leader McConnell tripped at home on his outside patio and suffered a fractured shoulder," David Popp, McConnell's communications director, said in a statement. He lay there for hours wiggling his feet until someone flipped him over.
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@JoyAnnReid You can take my Obamacare when you pry it from my warm, healthy hands.
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2 years
Biden announces new head of Secret Service via @politico
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@Dax_x98 Ugly and stupid. Imagine how he treats his wife.
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At this point I don't care if Johnny Depp and Amber Heard suck each other's brains out with twisty straws.
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@ann_cannon I won't be happy until I hear the splat.
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@cmclymer I always ask them about their adopted special-needs children.
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@KimComstock5 Those things that go boing and keep your doors from making holes in the walls.
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@RudyGiuliani I must admit that i haven't stopped laughing yet.
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Dear #MSNBC , we will not be tuning in tomorrow. Enjoy your continuing normalization of your pet monster.
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@_SJPeace_ Yeah, he looks like a real menace.
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@joelockhart It's not Christianity, it's White Identity politics.
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@realDonaldTrump I had a big lunch, proving hunger is a myth.
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Donald, Twitter is calling you. C'mon, you know you want to. Just one little tweet.
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Trump will be visiting Vietnam. I have complete confidence in his ability to restart that war.
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@DanRather I'm sure the Republicans will get right on that.
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