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...If i tell U̶̲̥̅̊,U̶̲̥̅̊ won't believe

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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Do you know how mad you have to be to shock Benin people 🤣🤣🤣
@crackheadXtra
Crackheadextra
4 years
@Omah_Lay got me feeling emotional. 😭
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
Renounced bandits and they are hiding their identities, but the EFCC will raid a club and parade everybody.
@DejiAdesogan
UNCLE DEJI™️
3 years
UPDATE: Seven notorious bandits have renounced banditry & surrendered weapons including 14 AK47 rifles + ammunition to Zamfara State Government yesterday Thur 28 January. They decided to surrendered their weapons following peace accord initiated by Gov Matawalle. #SecureNorth
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
@esibobbie The girl don taya 🤣
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
The pdf version of this document is available for download here.
@DavidHundeyin
David Hundeyin
3 years
It's finally time to reveal why Nigeria being placed on this list. There is a 310-page report on genocide in Nigeria's Middle Belt/North Central presented to Mike Pence in 2020, which I've sat on for the best part of a year. Now I will tweet a thread of excerpts from this report
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Alubarika
4 years
ICYMI: Chad was to be on the list but they did what they were asked to do and got out of the ban list. Over here, the General has just set up a committee to study something he knew was coming almost 12 months ago. 🤡
@thecableng
TheCable
4 years
Visa ban: We informed #Nigeria of impending action since March, says US | TheCable
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Any month it's madam's turn to pay for groceries, that's when you will be hearing... "Must you buy a whole pack of orijin" "There's still stout in the fridge na" "Do we really need this cornflakes" Aunty don't stress me please, answer the cashier's question, savings or current?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Lmao, that's why I like you people, you can package even darkness to look desirable.
@MrAfobaje
Ahmed Tijani Ibn Mustapha
2 years
The whole nation is talking about one man. @DOlusegun you actually did a thing. Be proud
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
How great was 9ice? Well my dad doesn't understand a word of Yoruba, did not even bother to listen to "our kind of music", but you see this album, he bought the CD and played it every morning, even on Sundays to church.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Who to believe... Nigerian Police or Nigerian Politician...
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Did Shina peller carry thugs to Police station true true, abi na normal police talk?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Same government that could track endsars contributions and lock accounts cannot track terrorism money for 7 years...7 FREAKING YEARS!
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen...
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Votes done; Dorathy - 1,000 Erica - 1,000 Ozo - 1,000 (his sister's video moved me 😪) Nengi - 1,000
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
Emefiele go soon ban abokifx dot com. He'll accuse them of manipulating the market...
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
10 months
1. We had more revenue in dollars. 2. The ratio of proper professionals to pure empty-heads/asslickers in government was SIGNIFICANTLY higher then than what we've had with the APC.
@Blackshadie
Uncle Deji
10 months
How did PDP keep the FX stable all those years?? 🥺🥺
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Oxlade has almost 'too much rhythm', I don't even know if that makes sense but it's almost like too much honey when I hear his songs...
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Alubarika
1 year
Apart from being incompetent himself, man will be remembered for appointing and promoting the most incompetent people in his cabinet, never has a government assembled a team so incompetent, more interested in licking ass, jpegs and propaganda than doing actual work
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
This reminds of what I filled in my logbook during internship 🤣
@IleowoKikiowo
Kìkìowó Iléowó
3 years
I like the way @ProfOsinbajo ’s team tracks and publicize his activities regularly. Quite creative!
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
6 months
@PhiloeEsq The sewage cover being in place naim convince me sey no be mushin 🤣
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
I see the police and I start panicking, not because I'm a thief or I'm doing anything illegal, I just know anything can happen... #EndSARS #EndSARSProtest
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
When a Nigerian living in Nigeria tweets "debt-free", just know it's one of those choking loans with over 25% interest rates that he just escaped from. 😭
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Awusubilah, una dey Buhari's nigeria dey argue Amber Heard?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Peace, when trouble blows, Jehovah sees, Jehovah knows...
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Alubarika
4 years
Oshiomole that the Edo people were ready to die for when he was fighting in the courts has turned himself to a villain.
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Alubarika
2 years
"Bunkerers" are operating a 4km line that goes out to an offshore platform with a helipad...
@channelstv
Channels Television
2 years
EXCLUSIVE: NNPC, Security Operatives Uncover Illegal Pipeline Used To Steal Oil For Nine Years
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Alubarika
4 years
Technically, that 23 second clip wasn't addressed to the nation, he had a meeting and Bashir thought that clip could be passed on as an address and so he posted it... ...and still, sigh.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
United in the 2nd half yesterday...
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Alubarika
4 years
This curfew backfired badly!
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
6 years
Every song is a hit a.k.a Kiss Daniel.
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Alubarika
1 year
Start encouraging your Lagos LP and PDP friends, people are frustrated from this weekend and are losing interest in the governorship election. Do your best to raise their spirits.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
7 months
@iam_OGD Even roadside mechanic know sey day no suppose break meet am after dem announce that result
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
We actually need the names and faces of those who died at the toll gate. It's not enough to ask the government to admit to it and I understand the corpses may be missing but we should have a list of the missing people at the very least.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
2 years of joy, loving and pampering by this babe, sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
Should be obvious that Atiku is not as sellable as you like to think but boys no dey hear word His own people don't like him but what do I know, please upload more drone shots of massive rallies in the north
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
See how this country is treating someone who did absolutely nothing wrong or illegal, same country you want to take the risk of killing someone because he deflated your tyre...
@Hauwa_L
Hauwa 🌟🌬
3 years
You guys, Eromz is in court today. Please let's retweet and get the hastag trending #FreeEromz . Nigeria will not kill us. #FreeEromz #FreeEromz #FreeEromz
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Alubarika
3 years
Anybody who has interviewed graduates in the last 5 years will agree that CU graduates are generally better equipped for work life.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
6 years
As long as your man Buhari is President, everything else can be swept under the rug, he is blameless. It is now the state governor's fault and the LG chairman's. You are able to rationalise killings to people hating people and how everywhere cannot be policed.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen to Obi too, it all starts and ends here. Nothing happened to Pantami, nothing happened to Kyari, a bullion van drove into Tinubu's house just before elections and nothing happened.
@MrAfobaje
Ahmed Tijani Ibn Mustapha
3 years
Imagine say na Tinubu name dey for that Pandora papers.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
CBN don turn procurement department for the full country...
@thecableng
TheCable
4 years
BREAKING: CBN to verify product prices before approving forex for form M | TheCable
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
People troll Banky W for afternoon only for am to win in the evening...🤣
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
#EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS is no longer trending #EndSARS Copy and retweet aggressively!!!!!🙏🏾
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
@jidesanwoolu The @HQNigerianArmy in this signed statement has stated you lied and indeed you invited them. Who do we believe now?
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Alubarika
1 year
4 people in a room 😊
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
I understand the beef with PDP but today is not the day and this is not the topic. What APC is doing is on another level, stop trying to find a way to bring PDP into this...
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Mad thing is the Dapo guy dey tweet during twitter ban, but loyalty fc no dare tweet...still chop L before game start.
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Alubarika
1 year
I HEREBY DECLARE MY UNRESERVED RECOGNITION AND DECLARATION OF THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOAT OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME CALLED FOOTBALL, LIONEL ANDRÉS MESSI. Signed Management.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Hazard wey dey single-handedly scatter teams for England, who is this I'm watching abeg?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
So wetin affect Atiku for north, na Obi too?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
If you do employee episode, you'll find out the root cause will still be employers who are either hiring incompetent people or are underpaying so they get the worst of the worst.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Imagine not RTing Tacha's tweet in 2022...
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
5 years
Anytime I see this video, I notice how sharply dressed he is in all the clips. He takes it seriously and now the world has.
@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
5 years
How's this for some #MondayMotivation ? Meet Sackey Percy - Ghana's dancing teacher! We would have been early to class if we got to see moves like this! 🕺🏾👨🏾‍🏫🇬🇭
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Alubarika
4 years
30 only
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Alubarika
3 years
Just for clarity, did this "patriotism" start in 2015 or were we this "patriotic" when GEJ was president?
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
All of this is happening while crude oil is ~$100/bbl, @MBuhari you legend!
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Alubarika
7 months
@SirJarus Physics. Defenders are running to keep up with the striker and if they stop running because they anticipate a cut back at the wrong moment, the striker has a straight path to goal.
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Alubarika
3 years
The Harder They Fall is weird because all the actors over-delivered, the storyline just wasn't enough... ...but you see the acting, na die. The camera shots were also beautiful.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
Just a little bombing and shooting, you know the usual stuff, calm your tits
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
3 years
Broke... Male... Friend???
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Alubarika
1 year
@Hitee_ The country too mad
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Alubarika
4 years
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@DesmondOElliot
Desmond Elliot
4 years
1. I have read your honest feedback& suggestions& I sincerely apologize for addressing the youth as “Children” I did not mean to be insensitive with this, it was borne out of the magnitude of destruction&looting of businesses I witnessed when I went on a tour of my constituency
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Alubarika
7 years
Bad teachers - Sack all of them, what nonsense!!! Bad gun-wielding citizen-murdering policemen - Let's reform them, we can't just fire them like that na. Same mouth...
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Alubarika
1 year
Take a stroll to your polling unit location this weekend, make you ozarve the in and out, might need it on the 25th
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Alubarika
3 years
We cannot blame Arise journalists for not asking the right questions... It is just what is is, sigh.
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Alubarika
6 years
Your fraud MCM thinks he would use Nigeria to qualify, e go too shock am... Meanwhile, I see how you Messi fanboys are tweeting codedly, praying an unfortunate south american team brings your country down because of one midget. God pass una.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
We-are-not-a-loan-shark limited is offering their "low-interest" loans at 10% per month, 120% per year 🤡
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
...plus no fuel for some zones, Buhari wan still teach us some final lessons
@OluwaSnowMan
Tesla Kid
1 year
Omo since festive period finish Power supply has been awful. Like really terrible
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
6 years
Yesterday, I received furniture ordered from @iAmFridayDemola and they are absolutely fantastic. Exactly what I wanted and what he promised. He's a sure guy for furniture definitely.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
5 years
...abi na me no watch am well? So if Senator Abbo was cool and calm, the committee was prepared to "protect" and "defend" him???
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
How Sanwonlu bungled this baffles me everyday, he literally chose chaos over order before our very eyes, nawa
@OmoGbajaBiamila
Demola Of Lagos 𓃵
2 years
If not for stupidity, by now, unregulated bikes could have been phased out by Gokada, Max and O-Ride, with the possibilities of other new entrants into the e-hailing bike industry. Instead, Governor Gbewudani was shouting "masterplan" while the whole state descended into chaos.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
Incase you don't know, an anti-robbery squad should have NOTHING to do with chasing "Yahoo Boys". Plus the actual Yahoo Boys roll around with police escorts, they have the state commissioner's number on speed dial, they never get arrested by a regular stop & search. #EndSARS
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
I randomly think about this, what did the government tell 2baba that made him retrieve into his shell on any government matter? #EndSWAT
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Alubarika
4 years
This team wins the league every season and strengthens in the transfer window like they want to win the league for the first time next season.
@Squawka_Live
Play Squawka Selector for Free
4 years
DONE DEAL: Bayern Munich have signed 18-year-old centre-back Tanguy Kouassi on a deal until 2024 following the expiration of his contract at PSG. (via @FCBayernEN )
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
...by all means give it your best shot, better we fail trying and not try at all.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
2 years
So the reigning formula, largely exploited by Asake, is to have a part in the song where a crowd sings. Could be meliodius or just a simple mantra but I think it draws the audience to want to sing along too.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
A very tight one at my PU today, thugs tried to intimidate but people stood firm, special thanks to the elders who talked to the boys and the policewoman who resisted them and called for backup. Eventually concluded the process peacefully.
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Alubarika
1 year
Then one major L go come, group admin go say the strategy na to stay quiet, you no go kon fit tweet about even Arteta for 24 hrs
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Alubarika
5 years
You are a bad person 😪
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Alubarika
4 years
2020 has revealed that everywhere in the world, there are generally more stupid people than smart. The major difference between progressing countries and shitty countries is what kind of people they put as leaders.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
4 years
They cancelled Ballon d' or because they didn't know how Messi would even make top 3
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Alubarika
4 years
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Alubarika
6 years
Meanwhile, I prepared one A-grade meal for my wife during the week and she's still in shock. She never espererit. This marraige thing fit me die.
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Alubarika
4 years
You wanted names...
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Alubarika
4 years
Never ever underestimate the pain and frustration parents feel when kids disappoint them, it's like having daily heartbreaks.
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Alubarika
4 years
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Alubarika
8 months
"If Israel did not have the iron dome, Hamas will not need to fire many rockets" I wan mad that day 😂
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Alubarika
6 years
@vviAce_ Oh nice!!! You have thought of everything boss!
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
Thank you for speaking for the silent majority
@cocopops042
ogechi🎀
1 year
“like olamide baddo and hundred thousand people”😂
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Alubarika
4 years
MI is still the biggest singular force that has happened to rap music in Nigeria.
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Alubarika
3 years
Do you know why a good portion of our young working population bank with GTB today, that bank was one of the first to aggressively target students some 10 years ago, those students have now become the working population today. That's about the only thing they've done right.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
1 year
We literally said all of these things during #EndSars but some people thought it was about their tin god in Abuja. Presidents will come and go but the people are still stuck with these systems that seem to only kill them. Unfortunate.
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@ngxgzg
Alubarika
6 years
Sunday Twitter is always the dirtiest...it's like they go to church and realise they're not making heaven so they come back home and enter the TL with a "fuck-it" attitude.
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Alubarika
6 years
You people that want to buy original jersey, buy na. Shebi you go hold the receipt dey waka for road.
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Alubarika
1 year
Anyway, March 11, top to bottom, you know the logo...
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Alubarika
4 years
The men that don't want successful wives are mostly in the older generation, no sane person in this $1=460NGN generation wants that.
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Alubarika
5 years
E belike una no watch Ronaldinho sha... Boys go hustle 50 card go viewing centre go watch Barca UCL match, ball go literally belleful you, like you'll go back home and skip dinner because you are full.
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Alubarika
1 year
This postponement favour my candidate sha. The way Sanwolu charge these last few days fear me... We have one more week to cook the GRV mandate. 😊
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Alubarika
4 years
The bushmeat presentation ceremony...
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Alubarika
2 years
Losing a job should not be the punishment for kicking a cat, except your job is specifically not to kick cats.
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Alubarika
2 years
7 years and not one "unkown" gunman has become known.
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Alubarika
4 years
So if you want to be working in Lagos and living in Ibadan like boys were saying... 3,000 x 2 (to & fro trip) X 20 (working days in a month) = 120,000 per month = 1.4 million per year, for transport! 🤣🤣🤣
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