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Apostle Jake
2 years
Davido raised 200M in 2 days , added 50M and donated to charity. Politicians with billions of naira still Dey steal indomineeeeeeee. Insane.
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Apostle Jake
2 years
One of my friends just got to the UK to study , in her class, they’re about 68 I kid you not ( according to her ) , 51 are Nigerians , about 40 Yorubas I don’t think I’ve seen anything like this before. 😂
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Apostle Jake
2 years
The full video Lwkmmmmmm
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Apostle Jake
3 years
Politicians in Oyo state don’t like Seyi Makinde though Both PDP & APC, they feel he’s not allowing them chop They hate him like mad 😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
1 year
I still don’t know why he brags so much about Lagos Same Lagos ? Iyana Ipaja , Badagry, Ayobo, Ipaja , Agege , Ajegunle, Bariga, Itire, Mushin et al ? Or people think Lagos is just Ikoyi, Lekki , VI? Come on.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
An average 12-18yr old on the street especially in the southwest now prefers ‘yahoo’ to going to school. Why?A ‘lucky’ Bro ‘Ade’ with 2 MSc’s is still driving a 2003 Corolla while ‘Yemi Wire’ is driving a 2018 Lexus. Come to palms mall on a Sunday evening in Ibadan and sit
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Omo!!!! See Aminu Dantata ! See funds !!!! See respect !!!
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Seyi Makinde is paying Oyo state workers their 13th month salary this week after paying their December salary last week. 2nd year running ! I’m short of words for this amazing politician .
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Apostle Jake
2 years
At this point , if you throw a stone inside Hull University , it’ll hit an ex-naija banker’s head Lmfaooooooooo
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Ola Of Lagos dey advertise private jet ! Omo Ologo!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Just IN Bashir Ahmad reportedly lost his primaries . He’s in tears as I type .
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Apostle Jake
1 year
I just started reading PO’s newly released manifesto and I’m drenched in tears already, this is the best actionable document I’ve read in years. 👏👏👏👏👏
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Apostle Jake
2 years
100M naira is about $173k This is high anywhere in the world and our politicians are getting the forms like it’s $10. Insane
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Apostle Jake
6 months
This is the best interview I’ve watched in the last 3 decades of my existence . Perfect description of the country called Nigeria. Thank you Dele Farotimi.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Seyi is the real unifier Seyi Nwaneemmmm I never see this kind thing before If you do well, you don’t need thugs !
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Boys comparing Lagos that has been in existence since 1800, been a capital city for 77 years, with Anambra that was formed in 1991. Let's all exhibit the fear of God
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Apostle Jake
2 years
APC folks that believed there was no Lekki shootings have been abusing LP for bringing on board Eneche Lmaoooo, I got confused.
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Apostle Jake
10 months
Removed subsidy on petrol , we now pay over N500/L Increased electricity fees Increased tuition £ now close to 1k Now they’ve increased their own salaries by over 100% , yes it’s for the greater good. If you support this , I don’t even know what to call you . It’s…
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Apostle Jake
2 years
A senior lecturer earns 220k monthly( after 10 years in service ) , Bashir Ahmad earns 860k monthly net. This is where the problem is actually .
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Wow! Who’s watching AriseTV???? This woman faced the Lagos REC and said ‘Mr Agbaje , you have failed the youths , this election is a sham’ Wow !!! This is courageous.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Seyi don win election before 5pm Madness Lwkmmmmmm, not seen this type of thing in politics before , it was too easy !
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Apostle Jake
6 months
The best way to make it big is to hop from one company to another , you can triple your earnings in just 3 years. Loyalty barely pays.
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Apostle Jake
2 years
250k per delegate according to unconfirmed reports ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO, the game !!!
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Apostle Jake
11 months
Kunle Remi would have won the actor of the year easily with the Anikulapo role I believe a person must be separated from his craft sha , it’s unfair .
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Apostle Jake
5 years
An international passport without a visa is an ID card
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Apostle Jake
1 year
If the Chief Justice of US dey travel out of US for any reason, US Supreme Court go release statement so the public are aware because he’s a public official Just saying
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Forget, Obi supporters don dey plenty offline ooo 😂😂😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
3 years
If you board a train from Lagos to Ibadan now , there are now long buses provided by the Oyo state Government at Moniya taking people to major areas within the city ! Just 300 naira from Moniya to Dugbe AC-fitted long buses ! Thank you your Excellency @seyiamakinde
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Apostle Jake
11 months
When I see people scream ‘go and do solar’ , I just laugh A solar panel installation that will cater for 2 standing fans , 1 TV, few bulbs and laptops will cost at least 600k
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Maybe I’m emotional but I think everyone in that southwest meeting last night should have followed Akeredolu back to Owo. ALL of them!
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Everybody loved Peter OBI ( especially online ) this time last year and even hoped he ran for President Baba actually ran and people started changing mouth I’ve learnt a lot this season.
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Apostle Jake
11 months
If you’re interested in the whole Adegoke case , this is a video interview from the wife narrating the whole event. It’s a very sad one
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Most Osun workers are actually believing in Adeleke ‘cos of Seyi Makinde They keep saying ‘ Awon ara Oyo n gbaadunnnn , awa naaa feee gbaadunnn’ Hmmmmm, Imole should not let us down.
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Apostle Jake
2 months
Igbos voted against their hero ( Ojukwu) in 2003 and supported a Yoruba man( Obasanjo). In 2007, they voted an Hausa Man( Umaru Yaradua) over Ojukwu In both years , Ojukwu didn’t win A SINGLE STATE IN THE EAST This is the sole reason the tribal gibberish won’t stick.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
APC never see this kind opposition before , as dem dey cook , OBIdients dey counter cook add Royco 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
3 months
Gentle reminder
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D. H Bwala
3 months
Food inflation is global ohh. This small bottle of palm oil is sold for £20 pound sterling, I.e 38k naira. Hair cut na 45k for london. The good news is that it is projected that global food inflation will drop by the end of this year. So cheer up my people. For those Naija…
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Apostle Jake
2 years
‘And someone calls you Daddy when you get home’ A very popular CEO once said this to his colleague .
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Apostle Jake
2 years
I notice that some Nigerians that have been in the UK for years are lowkey angry that more Nigerians are flocking in lately Lmaoooooo, gatekeepers isonu E kooo fu******ng peluuu thread isonu
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Heard that Assistant General Managers in major banks are resigning to go for masters in the UK with their families Omo!!!!!!! In my lifetime, it has never been this bad.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
See as office big, I’ll love to know what they do tbh , I really want to know.
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Stan of the greatest PE lawyer!
1 year
We have a number of silly agencies in Nigeria IMO What does the National Sugar Development Council do?
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Apostle Jake
3 years
Civil servants are getting paid their July salary in Oyo state already. This is to make them prepare for the festive period . Today is 16th Workers are weeping profusely( tears of joy ) at the Oyo state secretariat as I type , dey never see this kind Governor before.
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Apostle Jake
4 years
Look at AriseTV Lwkmmmmm
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Apostle Jake
3 months
I remember during the campaigns when Peter Obi would say 18.56% and clowns will make threads calling him a liar because it’s supposed to be 18.55% They’ll ignore mr emilokan who says nothing . I’m really enraged and trying to control my anger since yesterday
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Apostle Jake
4 years
AriseTV challenging the NBC fine ! I love this !! This is unprecedented !
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Guys , please and please , if you can , avoid Lag-IB exp way for now Please , pity your loved ones. Please.
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Apostle Jake
4 years
Sanwoolu didn’t mention that anyone died , that was intentional not an omission , he also described the injuries as ‘mild and moderate ‘ , this is also intentional. He’s a devil #Thelekkitollmassarce
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Most BAT supporters are actually supporting him ‘cos they feel it’ll make them stay close to power and get favors! This is just the main reason! Lmfaoooooooo
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Kilo breaking about this ? Na Iwo Road e suppose vote ? 😂😂
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Punch Newspapers
1 year
BREAKING: Atiku votes in Adamawa - Punch Newspapers
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Apostle Jake
2 years
A train was reportedly bombed last night with people shot and kidnapped but see today’s major headlines in our major newspapers. I’ve not seen this type of thing before in my life.
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Apostle Jake
2 months
Guys, Binance sent executives in to discuss with the Nigerian government and then had the NSA detain those who came to discuss with the government and seized their passports? What type of madness is that?
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Apostle Jake
1 year
I travelled to the interior part of Kebbi state during the week and saw this Peter Obi/LP billboard. Don’t listen to people insisting that Peter Obi isn’t known in the North, it’s a lie . Keep on firing Obidients!
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Apostle Jake
1 year
If there was justice for the person that was killed 2/3 weeks ago, no one from that same station will be emboldened to shoot at a citizen again. But when there’s no consequence for action , impunity prevails.
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Apostle Jake
4 months
Perfect message working for Debbie and her family .
@InfinixNigeria
Infinix Nigeria
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Hi, @_Debbie_OA we love that you use one of our phones currently. With that in mind, we would love you to experience the features of our latest device: The Infinix Hot 40. How does that sound?
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Apostle Jake
2 months
Custom officer with AK-47 almost in tears saying ‘Kini moshe’ to a ‘civilian’ Lwkmmmmmmmmm, naaahhh
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Northerners barely jaapaa, why? Or maybe it’s not really pronounced on social media but most colleagues in the North that I’ve met with no dey even talk about jaapaa Na to enter CBN/NDIC.
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Apostle Jake
3 months
Bandits just killed some Obas in Ekiti today. It has reached home. Christ.
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Apostle Jake
2 years
The bar for Peter Obi is too high whilst his fellow contestants have no bar at all Interesting.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Or tweet ‘ vote wisely’ , and see which party people come rushing into your mentions with abuse. 😂
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Tolu Ogunlesi, MON
1 year
Social Experiment: Tweet “you people cannot win” and see which party people come rushing into your mentions with abuse. Don’t identify any party, just “you people cannot win” 😂😂 Soooo touchy.
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Apostle Jake
3 months
I was triple sure he would be worse than Buhari, I was so confident .
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Over 92% of Nigerians earn less than 60k a month - NBS,2022
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Apostle Jake
2 years
From Obi can never get 100k votes to 1M now to 5M Lessons will be learnt next year ! The hard way!!
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Apostle Jake
2 years
The interesting thing about Kunle Afolayan’s movies is that he tries not to put himself as the main act, I really love this about him. An average producer would have wanted to play the Saro role
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Apostle Jake
4 years
Spendinnnnngggggggg!!!!!
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TheCable
4 years
BREAKING: Senate approves Buhari's $22.7bn loan request | TheCable
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Apostle Jake
3 months
Yes, stop engaging Waspap, once you stop, he’ll stop the madness Give him the Sega treatment .
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Peter Obi’s candidacy has really rattled the ‘political class’ & ‘establishment’ . It’s giving , ‘how dare you’? vibes
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Apostle Jake
4 years
And they’ll see the mother of all protests ! This is child’s play
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Ozzy
4 years
They are 100% going to try to pass that social media bill after this.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Ola of Lagos has spread his tentacles to Abuja and the Northern states , dey play! 😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
2 years
13 states are currently affected by flooding in Nigeria and it’s not yet a national emergency Places where we literally produce the food we eat!
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Apostle Jake
1 year
A Keke Napep now goes for 2.5M naira It was less than 700k in 2015 This is ridiculous.
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Apostle Jake
3 years
Then Vs Now Na Naija I still dey sha 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Apostle Jake
3 years
Lekki toll-gate at the moment ! Omo!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Lol,the PJ Obi uses is reportedly owned by his VP. Lol, Datti is stupendously wealthy. Lol
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Chimaroke Nnamani is still in PDP, a senatorial candidate , he is also in APC PCC but boys dey mock LP Lessons !!! 😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
5 years
Prediction is not your Colin
@ColinUdoh
Colin NOT Collins 🇳🇬🇺🇸
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Ajax Amsterdam. Champions League winners 2019 You heard
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Apostle Jake
9 months
7 years after, how far ?
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Engr. Azeez Ibrahim
8 years
Lagos has left others state behind! Lagos Light Rail, Coming soon (Dec 2016) . The Blue Line is being bulit by CCECC
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Apostle Jake
1 year
I spent over 3hrs overnight reading the PO/Datti manifesto ! Christ !! It’s not a perfect document but inches close to perfection. The manifesto is hinged on 7 main cardinal points which I’ll list in this short thread
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Apostle Jake
1 year
‘Our people have become so blinded by mediocrity that the disaster that passes for Lagos is what they deem administrative success’ This interview is basic to me.
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Wale Adedayo 🌍🔰
1 year
Listen to Asiwaju speak to BBC🤗🤗
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Apostle Jake
2 months
‘MKO we did it’ was a wild statement ngl Lwkmmmmm, Ikorodu Kamala Harris .
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Apostle Jake
11 months
This is the parallel market rate as at today , May 29 2023. DOLLAR (USD) : Sell - N751 POUND (GBP) : Sell - N953 EURO (EUR): - N819 I hope we won’t come back in 2027 God willing and be appreciating ‘good times’. ( hope isn’t a strategy)
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Apostle Jake
1 year
I like that PO’s response. He essentially called Soludo Ogbaan Sodiqi 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m a trader, he’s a professor. Na him know book pass 🤣 Lmfaoooooooooo
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Called my cousin in Kano 3 days ago and asked about the political atmosphere over there He said the core islamists love Kwankwaso, the elites love Ganduje, the youths especially around Sabongari are clamoring for Obi Said Atiku’s name isn’t resounding at the moment His view
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Apostle Jake
1 year
A leader goofed , he apologized! You’re still dragging his apology. Others goof and don’t even make any attempt to apologize, these are the people we love. lol
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Apostle Jake
1 year
The GRV attacks aren’t random 🌚😊
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Apostle Jake
10 months
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
2 years
Petrol is officially 180naira/L and no protest Our coping mechanism in this country needs to be studied.
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Apostle Jake
1 year
‘Plane hijacker’ propaganda in the morning , ‘phone call’ in the evening Be prepared , plenty go still come ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Apostle Jake
1 year
Only one main party is calling out INEC’s register issue on social media. Like I’ve been saying over the years , most of us don’t hate corruption, we only hate it when we’re not benefitting. Let’s do better.
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Apostle Jake
2 years
lol, reason why as the chancellor of Lautech , the school was on strike for 18 months and he didn’t even step his foot there , lol. Campaign for your candidate but let’s all fear God
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Apostle Jake
2 years
BAT really descended heavily on PDP today and I’m not even seeing any fight back from PDP guys online . Why? 😩😂
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Apostle Jake
1 month
He ‘resigned’ yesterday Lwkmmmmmmmddddd, dem BAT and co maaaaadddd abeg !!!
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@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
1 month
MPH Rail Development Ltd., a UK-based company with no history of rail construction owned by Adeyemi Ikuforiji, speaker of the Lagos State House of Assembly, is on the verge of securing a rail construction contract from the federal government, @fijnigeria has discovered👇
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Apostle Jake
10 months
It’s only on Twitter that people are hailing all the ‘anti-people’ policies Offline,citizens are really going through it. People barely put on their Gen now , it’s really gloomy out there but it’s Eldorado online Why are we dissociated from our offline realities?
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Apostle Jake
2 years
If you are still ignoring Peter Obi's strength at this point then 'the world is maybe doing you' lmaoooo.. I've never seen a third force like this in my life!
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Apostle Jake
5 months
Reduced purchasing power is the only reason why you’ll buy Waw over Ariel.
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P & G can’t compete again , especially when Dr Brown and Molfix have take over the diapers market , and the like of Waw in the detergent market , when was the last time anyone of you bought Ariel ?
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Apostle Jake
3 years
Abi his excellency don dey do skit niii?
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Apostle Jake
3 months
Even if you’re a multimillionaire and you unfortunately get to be a victim tonight , that’s how you’ll be at the back of that Hilux at that particular time It’s really ridiculous and insane . This is what we shout about daily Your wealth won’t shield you.
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Apostle Jake
2 years
You’re owing lecturers, you’re negotiating with bandits , you’re not negotiating with lecturers and everyone is keeping quiet - Peter Obi .
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Apostle Jake
1 year
This election has taught me something You don’t necessarily need to win majority of the core North to become President Just get the south, NC and 25% in other regions , you’re good .
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1 year
on top of your boot to watch for 2hrs, you’ll see tiny boys with their babes ( less than 17 yrs) discussing fraud with excitement. I’m really scared of how this place will turn out in the next few years , something must be done fast. Our value system must change.
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Apostle Jake
9 months
Muslim/Muslim Government wan fight Niger , you dey ‘attack’ christians. Not seen this type of thing before
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