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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247

Cleveland, Ohio

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Joined October 2010

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

if you're new here, please expect the following content at any time: • infrastructure is important • stormwater management • warriors blew a 3-1 lead • wipes are not flushable • critical service announcements • CLE sports memes • pop culture • poop culture • bad tiktoks

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

in honor of Presidents Day, here is the complete list of US presidents who died from waterborne diseases. 1/

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

toilet paper: OK toilet papers: not OK

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

you may ask yourself “why is a sewer district tweeting at 1:16 in the morning” and you may ask yourself “why am i awake reading sewer district tweets at 1:16 in the morning” and it is then in that moment that you realize

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

Dear followers

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

update: we are just 950,078 followers away from 1 million

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

@tacobell we'll be ready.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

oof now i know how @hiitaylorblake feels

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

11 months

plumbing tip, if anything is leaking in the bathroom it should not be classified documents.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

our network of crap remains publicly owned so

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first. and we’ll be there for you last.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

guys i’m not sure if the world is ready for a tweeting sewer district to have 50,000 followers but i’m willing to find out what happens when it gets one

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

believe.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

doesn’t NYC have a sewer utility for this kind of crap

@nycgov

City of New York

3 years

A gloomy day in New York City is still better than a sunny day in Cleveland.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

honestly and respectfully Jeff, if you are a paying customer, we will gladly accept your sewage for treatment. but don’t leave this crap here.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

you may not be cleaning a sewer or operating a treatment plant today but you’ve probably got a lot of crap going on and i just want you to know you’re not alone.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

stunning

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

💀

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

don’t flush wipes. also don’t lose hope. don’t lose focus. don’t think you’re alone. don’t give in. don’t give up.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

same

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

guys please @ us next time so we’re ready.

@CleGuardians

Cleveland Guardians

3 years

Love when we get the runs. ☺️ #OurCLE

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

despite the graduation season upon us, i have not been invited to offer any commencement speeches. so here is the commencement address no one asked for. 🧵

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 months

@markarby Hi, Mark, i hope you are OK. can we use your photos as a metaphor for preventable clogs in home plumbing and regional sewer systems across northeast ohio?

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

not my sewers, not my s— wait these are my sewers

@OKWildlifeDept

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation

@OKWildlifeDept

1 year

n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶, ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ not my pasture, not my badgers

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

two full weeks and no media reached out to the regional sewer district who served Kelce brothers during their Cleveland Heights years

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

not sure which is more played out, this joke or your chili

@bengaljims_BTR

Bengal Jim’s BTR

@bengaljims_BTR

2 years

Will let you know soon if Cuyahoga River Is still in fire. 🔥

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

child: daddy are you awake dad: son why are you up child: i dreamed somethings under my bed dad: something is under your bed son child: dad: deep underground. miles long actually. a vast dark omnipresent network connected to every single house in the— child: mom are you awake

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

5 years

let’s check in with our sewer maintenance team 🚧 🕳 🚧 ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ careful, next rung is slippery ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ ➖ 👷🏾‍♀️sup

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

4 years

stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes. stop flushing wipes.

@nytimes

The New York Times

4 years

People are flushing disinfectant wipes and paper towels, and the result has been a coast-to-coast surge in backed-up sewer lines and overflowing toilets

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

we are the unofficial sponsors of the last 90 seconds of todays football game.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

4 years

we didn't exist until a river caught fire more than a dozen different times

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4 years

Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 months

in the midst of royal photoshopping controversy, we will always be your trusted source for authentic throne content.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

Dear customers and followers: We have no plans to pursue naming rights for Cleveland Browns Stadium. Thank you for your mentions.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

am i a social media influensewer

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

8 months

the fact that four members of our sewer maintence team are signing autographs for fans right now is something i’m still processing and actually getting emotional about. #CleanWaterFest

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

due to inclement weather conditions, our crews will still be working and responding today but with thicker gloves and more coffee.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

old: sea shanties bold: sewer shanties

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

days like this can be hard. for moms missed. for moms lost. for moms never known. for moms never been. on days like this, remember the friends and family you love that make life special. and let them know they do.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

@CaldwellPeggy @GoodReddit do not do this.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

5 months

just a phone number, a voicemail, and a whole lot of emotions. 216-361-6772.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

5 months

we are NEORSD not NORAD, you don’t want to track our shipments.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 months

can't wait to not see our Super Bowl ad air on sunday

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

6 years

when you flush at a friends house and the water level keeps rising

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

7 months

actual sighting downtown this morning

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

our lab staff is about to submit the most epic expense request in the history of science

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 months

no one has asked how to properly prepare their sewers or plumbing for the total solar eclipse. so here is a thread explaining how to prepare your sewers and plumbing for the total solar eclipse. 1/

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

we’ll be watching several seats in the house tonight

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

4 months

you don’t want or need another MLK photo and quote canva collage telling you offices are closed today. what you should want and need are organizations telling you how they’re living Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s legacy.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

@OKWildlifeDept relationships are tough. even tougher to manage are invasive species so don't release Rafael into the wild, goldfish species can harm local ecosystems and your heart doesn't need to carry both these burdens.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

4 months

guys i think i figured out how Taylor Swift can finish her last London show at Wembley Stadium august 20 and still make it back to cleveland in time for our Clean Water Fest september 21

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

i have never prepared a turkey but will attempt to answer your emergency cooking questions based solely on my sewer knowledge. ask me anything.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

@RailfanGuy same as it ever was

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

utility workers. first responders. med professionals. plow drivers. truckers. service workers. in the cold. it comes with the job. but your work matters. be safe. and thank you.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

MVP #ForTheLand

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

the year is 1873. in cleveland, a tall and narrow sewer is being dug deep underground and built by hand, brick by brick to move sewage. the work is hard. the need is great. the city is growing. the year is now 2022. and this is that sewer. 149 years old. still in use today.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

the cuyahoga river hasn't burned in 51 years but Betty White has been on fire for 99.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

twitter right now

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

Nick Chubb is infrastructure.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

in september we tweeted a poetic musing about sewers. a follower messaged us to ask if they could illustrate the poem as a gift for their dad. today we learned they did for christmas. 🥹

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

GUYS

@CleGuardians

Cleveland Guardians

2 years

Cincinnati chili has always given us the runs. #ForTheLand

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

dam.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

please do not flush roman antiquities.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 months

cleveland infrastructure appreciation post • roads • sewers • water • electric • Tracy Chapman

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

a weekend full of breaking news about bank stability and not a single media call to our bank stabilization experts

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

saturday, march 24, 1984

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

being nominated for a social media award for our twitter while also living thru this era of twitter

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

best streaming collab in history

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

14 days

Saitama City, Japan: we have a sewer utility. me: same. SC: we burn our sewer sludge. me: same. SC: we reuse the ash to help the environment. me: same. SC: we have tardigrade mascots. me:

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@mondomascots

Mondo Mascots

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Saitama City’s sewer mascots, Kumamushi-kun (a tardigrade) and Kumanyanko-chan (a tardigrade with cat ears) appear on new jars of fertilizer made from the ash of combusted sewage sludge.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

5 months

in observance of New Year’s Day tomorrow, we’ll be treating the last of 2023’s crap and moving on.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

i will not pay $8 to be higher in your feeds, plz give us retweets if you value our high quality twitter content and sewer management services tyvm

@CleanEnergyNerd

Madeline Fleisher

@CleanEnergyNerd

1 year

How I know @Twitter is doing bad things with its algorithms: I’m no longer seeing @neorsd in my feed regularly.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

3 years

little known fact, Nick Chubb's smile is what extinguished the 1969 Cuyahoga River fire.

@jensteer

Jen Steer

3 years

Here is a still image from video of Nick Chubb smiling this morning. In a world full of chaos, at least we have Nick Chubb.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

we know the feeling

@CleGuardians

Cleveland Guardians

2 years

Never been this excited to have the runs. #ForTheLand

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

Lake Huron rolls Superior sings Michigan steams and farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” will always honor the lives lost on the Great Lakes and capture their wonder like few others. RIP

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

103 people voted no, am i supposed to block them

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

in observance of New Year’s Day, we’ll be treating the last of 2021’s crap and moving on.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

6 months

don’t let the fact that the ravens blew a 31-17 fourth quarter lead today distract you from the fact that the warriors blew a 3-1 lead in 2016 and the cuyahoga river came back from a 13-fire deficit

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

FAKE SPRING YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

you beat me to it, Patton.

@pattonoswalt

Patton Oswalt

2 years

Looking forward to everyone’s “taking a break from the family” Toilet Tweets tomorrow! Joyeux Noel!

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

someBODY once told me the sewer world is lonely Nobody knows the word “watershed” She was looking kind of done when she saw me tweeting puns in the form of a meme on her iPad

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

we treat sewage 24 hours a day. except yesterday when we did it for 25.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

me at a 5th grade career fair last year: right between a police dog, and a karate instructor letting kids break boards me at a 5th grade career fair this year:

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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James Earl Jones is trending. his is still alive. he is still an american treasure. he is still worth remembering as the voice of this 1978 documentary about the Cuyahoga River.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

officially surpassed 32,000 followers. to the few of you who aren't my mom's burner accounts, i want to thank you.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

4 months

today in sustainability news, all of our facilities are running off the energy generated from this song being played on a loop at full volume from now until kickoff

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@Ryan_Rack18 and you may find yourself

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

10 months

@daisandconfused legendary @ClevelandWater moment

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

a world of chaos leaves many doomscrolling in search of hope—only to be driven deeper into the din. connect with and comfort those you can today. serve and acknowledge the service of others. turn off twitter at times. your day has value and purpose. may you fulfill it.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

what if the real blue check was all the friends we made along the way

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

if i lose my blue check mark the toilet emoji is free

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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31% of our workforce is women. 25% of our licensed engineers are women. 10% of our licensed operators are women. 30% of our managers are women. 50% of our senior exec team are women. 100% of these stats are above national averages. 0% chance we're stopping there. #IWD

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

9 months

disclaimer, we are not responsible for people yelling in Costco

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

9 months

new service area map just dropped

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Terrible Maps

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

5 months

memo to legal department, is my concept art for new sewer rat mascot finally ok to proceed

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

we don't approve of blockages. but when we do, it's this one and it's 3-1 day.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

don’t let the @cavs new logo distract you from the fact the warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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i may be but a lowly sewer utility but i'd like to remind you that tomorrow can be difficult for a lot of people and i hope wherever you are in life you know you are a person of worth, value, and beauty.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

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as a rule of order, when the most important seat in the House is vacant it’s important to leave the lid closed.

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@neorsd

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

1 year

six more weeks of sewers.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District

2 years

the city will be poopin

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