Abdulkhabir @mr_yolak Twitter profile

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

2 months

Maybe na angel micheal create this guy, man was even hopping 😂😂🦍🦍

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

I don’t watch bbn Buh if I jam this girl Ehn, I go give am 9months fruit to chop, such a cutie 🥰🥰 abeg wtn be her name?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Me: guys she’s coming, my crush❤️❤️!! Wait don’t look now, let her pass first.. My friends:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

African Mums: I got some clothes for you, it is exactly your size, wear it let’s see Exactly my size be like:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

2 months

@juliethardt This man finesse the role

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Ladies and gentlemen Pick your pick 😏😏😏 , I like the D girls tho 🤗🤗

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Girls don’t know how happy we guys are when we start toasting them and they say my birthday was last month 🤣🤣 thank you Lord 😅

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Lemme quickly spoil today for y’all .. TOMORROW IS MONDAY 😭😭😔🚶🏾‍♂️

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Our generation is quite pathetic, we tell strangers who don’t care about us online our problems and bottle up to people close to us that can actually help, we come online and shout I’m hungry and we have someone with a pot of jollof offline!! We live ONLINE now..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

If you are a guy and you are not financially bouyant, a multi millionaire, please never stop your wife from working, erase that house wife mentality from your head, it’s bad and dangerous..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I shouldn’t be the only that suck at greeting someone that just lost someone, gave birth or got married, I won’t just know how to incorporate the words 😢😢

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Mum: Lekan is sleeping, you can finish the food Lekan: 👀

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

First born carrying the responsibility of the family, may God continue to bless them and others too..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I’m sure you’d agree with me that one of the greatest graduation of all time was the graduation from pencil to biro!!! Like it felt like we are adults and we should be eating with 2 meats already..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Girls are quite lucky on Twitter, they don’t necessarily need contents to post before they blow here, just post your fine pictures!! Boooooom 6k likes, 2k retweets , 600 comments Buh we guysss we don turn basket mouth and bovi for here and we never spark 💥🔥

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

The way people are just wishing wizkid happy birthday on my whatsapp list, for a sec I thought we all had his number and we chat on whatsapp on a steady honestly🤣🤣

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

I lose home training where pounded yam 🍠 is Olohun 😂😂, which food can make you lose home training outside?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Telegram showing me 3 of my contacts that just joined telegram 🤣..

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4 years

bomboclaat

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Me looking at the teacher then he go like who will help us solve this equation on the board..

The BOYFRIEND

@finestubbornboy

5 years

Boomboclaat

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Me eating jejely oooo Mum: khaaaabirrrrrr your brother has pupu finish, Goan wash his bumbum 😑

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Girls that reply their DMs with maturity will enter heaven first!! But you see those Dracula monishca karishika wey de form like assistant God, bomb lo ma bomb yin danu danu 😏

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

I have stopped saying the abbreviation “SMH”, now I say “SMD”.. if you know what I mean 😏

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

29 days

@juliethardt Everyone has that one question in mind!!! Like how 🤔

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

My crush: Don't let it get to your head o buh I think I kinda like you.. My head:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I just can’t wait for this to happen!!! I pray this happens soon...

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

My guy if she says she’s gon call or text you back and she did call or text back, Forget she loves you!! Speaking with 6years experience in the field..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

This is how most of our phone gallery looks like 😀😀😀 central bank of memes and screenshot (CBMS)

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Place your peace of mind above anybody’s priority, you are your own first priority..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When you tell a Hausa bike man to speed up Bike man:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Benz or Bmw Which one is your pick?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Some of you don't know how to shoot shots because you didn't shoot this when you were small 🤣🤣 RT if you own this back then 😂

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Me in every group work In school..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When you are trying to tell a Yoruba person not to add pepper to their food..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Girlfriends when they hear you on a call with another girl

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Loool this is so true!!! Society believes a man cannot cry, a man don’t get hurt, a man is a robot without feelings, male depression is real too..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When someone wants to use the search engine on my phone and he starts with letter X!! Me:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I will finish this episode before I sleep, 10 minutes into the movie Me:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Guys if you are coming to our DMs, pls come with money and money talks, all this talk is too much , kilode, won shepe ejor fun yin ni, we are all after money not hello how are you everyday, tell me how to make money..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Me: Daddy eh eh they said we should pay for. . . . . Daddy:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

FG: Stay at home or you go to jail Nigerians:

ÀDÄM

@AdamSB___

4 years

Bombooclaat

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When she calls me that she can’t find her period 🤦🏽‍♂️

Engr. ROY👷🏽

@Yusuf__Olalekan

4 years

Bomboclaat!

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

1 month

@juliethardt Their thought process, has to be the most weirdest and interesting thing about them…

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

After tasting the old level and baba buhari say na next level remain🤧 @Alex_Houseof308 @ani_nomso @Biisi96 @Brodah_Ayo @I_pissVodka @kingtanda @iamwillsteel

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When I give my girlfriend my phone to check a Whatsapp story and I'm trying to peep if she's not checking another thing..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

What is this world turning into!! I woke up this evening and found this girl nudes in my DMs , please what should I do with it now 😒😠

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

Lemme take you to my world of fantasies 😏😏I have learnt some new styles , if you know what I mean..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Dear girls If you one way or the other find yourself in an abusive relationship or your partner rapes you, pls never resist the urge to shalaye on time, call out the muhfucker!!! after break up shalaye de make people wey won help u helpless atimes..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Girl: I know you don’t love football, it’s me you love 🥰 Me:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Mtn at work on my data, sucking hard 😂

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When your malaria symptoms are quite similar to that of covid19 and you are having symptoms already so you just sit and reminisce where you jam the coro coro..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I toast her she no gree, well that one no even pain me too much, what pained me is I toast her friend too and that one sef no gree 😥😭😭ahh tani mo shey

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

2 months

@juliethardt When the demands are high and she’s not contributing financially, psychologically, socially, mentally, spiritually, she’s only offering sex!!! Off the road 🚩🚩🚩

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

“Get 300 rts and 200 likes in 24hours to win this shoe” Twitter ng influencers:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Ta ta ta ta ta 🙁🙁🙁, this is for your mammaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would do the same anyways 🤣🤣

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I am not a relationship expert but best believe me, most breakups are caused by the girl 😏😏guys am I communicating, we are all saints after all 😃

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

The day is bright, is bright and fair Oh happy day, the day of rest, The day is bright, it's bright and fair Ohhhhh happpppyyyy day, may we all have a happy day and a happy week.. #MondayVibes

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

You see those girls with tangerine breast , pls fear them o don’t say I didn’t do anything for you 😂😏

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

2021 jamb exam question be like 1) where was the man with covid-19 index case in Nigeria from? A) China B) Germany C) Italy D) France 2) which state had the highest number of covid-19 cases? A) kano B) Osun C) Lagos D) Abuja Add yours 🤣🤣

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Congratulations to the newly elected imams (most especially first Borns) in different homes, May the good Lord be with you in this 30 days journey 😂😂 Tarawih be bringing out the imam in y’all 😂💯

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Me when I score zero in the exam and my friends scored zero too

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

First day in school What I think I look like vs what I actually look like

MR KEMS

@mr_kems1

4 years

Bomboclaat... 🤔🤔

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Baby playing alone and falls down African mom: don’t look it him he won’t cry Me: me looks at baby and laugh😃😃😃 Baby:

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Nigerian lecturers when you tell them they are wrong!! Your carry over is loading..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Some people are MAD 😠, I mean why ask me for a follow back not like I begged you to follow me o and you went ahead to unfollow me later!! Like why follow me in the first place, won se pe fun e ni

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Girls with roommates fight over any little thing and turn boyfriends to instant judge, they be like “Baby can u imagine my stupid roommate ate my cornflakes and used my milk without telling me” Babe tf is my own na, should I come and beat her ni or sentence her to death 😂😂

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

how girls look so big in pictures and look terribly small in person amazes me like babe, who you? wheres all the sexy curves in your pictures 😱, who is this meat ontop rice na freaky freaky?

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Jumpsuit is nice, jumpsuit is cool, it fits me yen yen yen wait till Jedi Jedi catch you first, wa da mo 🤣🤣

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

3 months

One one touches to goal, which one is the best?? A-PSG B-Madrid C-Chelsea D-Arsenal E-City F-Barcelona

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

The way people desperately wanna be an influencer on Twitter is funny, you enter twitter today and you are saying they should help you reach 1k follower 🤣🤣tueh you better relax, 1k kee you dia..

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Me: lemme withdraw 1k from this atm “imputs 1k on atm Atm:krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrjfkrrrrrrrrrrjfkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Me: wtf it’s just 1k, wtf are u counting 😂😂

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

This people think I am a big man bcoz sae I de carry ride go work, girl wey we suppose de handle each others work de call me sir, my friend pemi loruko, ko fami ni irungbon, ko de feel at home..

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

The last person is a fool 10years old me:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

When it's not like it's inside ororo you sleep 😅

Baby❤️🌶🌶🌶🥵

@fadererah_

4 years

I woke up like this💫😋😝😝😝😝😝

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@mr_yolak

4 years

I don’t know why girls feel embarrassed any time their wig falls off 😅🤷🏾‍♂️, I mean, we know already that’s not your real hair so why the shame, biko flaunt that agbalumo head my dear and pick your wig with pride..

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Ever looked in the mirror and be like “cheeeii I’m too fine” Appreciate yourself even if it is a lie 😉

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Drop one or two pictures of you, let’s see you on timeline today, follow anyone that likes your pic... #RamadanMubarak 🌙

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Please watch your space with me if you have a boyfriend, I’m too cheap, if you say hi alone, I’m in love 😍 with you and carrying your baby already, so let’s be guided pls 😏

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Can’t believe some of you actually have sex with your cousins 😯😯like shey girls finish for town ni 🤷🏾‍♂️ oshisco baying ja..

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Why will i give you a ride and you want to goan sit at the back , bomb wa Lori e ni, bosi waju my friend 😂😂😂who is your driver?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

5 years

@phunky___ Hey

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@mr_yolak

4 years

This is the lecturer you've been dragging bae with and you went to his office to tell him you miss the test..

NESTA✊🏿

@ManLike_Nesta

4 years

Caption this 😂😂

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@mr_yolak

4 years

French teacher that doesn’t wear green on red, yellow on blue, purple on green, is that one a French teacher 💁🏽‍♂️

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

2 months

Will you prefer your baby looks like you or your partner?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

2 years

The way i look at my project acknowledgment page and still find my ex name there pisses me off, I mean wtn push me to de write “my love, my sugar, you are the best” nitori olohun 😒😒 so Unwise of me 😂

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Please please if you know you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, go and find another Twitter, leave this one for the singles!! How will I shoot my shot and you will tell me you have a boyfriend, does he want to be shot too🤷🏾‍♂️

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Public speaking is hard mehn, I remember my first presentation in uni!! Lol bruuh I fucked up , I completely forgot how to speak English, was just mumbling English, I am sure I am not the only one on this table

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

I like 20 to 30 of your Instagram pic and to top it all I still followed you, only for you to coman like just 1 of my pic 😨 Na me fuck up, ori e de ti yi 🙄

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@mr_yolak

4 years

I will burn my brother's own join 😂😂😂

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@mr_yolak

4 years

The only time you listened in class was when biology teacher was teaching you REPRODUCTION 🤣🤣🤣oya lie na, don’t scroll pass I’m talking to you!!

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

It’s rude to video call someone without telling them first! yenyenyen Ehn we know, but deep down you sef no sae you no fine, na why u no wn make dem see your face unprepared...

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

3 months

My crush: I like chocolate guys, I can date one Me:

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

Seriously guys, shey any of una don successful date any of this fine Hausa babes from twitter before?? Are we not good enough?? Ehh arewa babes, y’all will just come, post fine pic and move, things are not done that way o, let’s komolubo oo Ehnehn..

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@mr_yolak

4 years

So some of you genuinely don't eat plantain, ahhh like almighty dodo 😄😄 tell us pls, what's the color of your problem?

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

18 days

As seen on whatsapp 🤣😂🤣😂, can he??

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Abdulkhabir

@mr_yolak

4 years

How can you say Arturo is the most annoying character , where did y'all put joffrey from game of thrones, joffrey was so annoying and untouchable, they had to use death to take him off the series..Arturo still de collect punch and all now, joffrey was untouchably annoying 😤

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@mr_yolak

4 years

Only exist in porn videos fr.. don't kill yourself kings..

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