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if you’re stoned at work you are a high skilled worker

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how can you be a sex symbol when you’re too afraid to eat pussy

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I bet more people would get vaccinated if we showed them zoom comedy

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if you think the peloton killing one kid is bad wait til you hear about guns

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@nikostratis I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too

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@DailyLoud the ultimate fuck around and find out

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@HumansNoContext liquidating her assets

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I may not be the prettiest, smartest, or skinniest girl in the room, but I'm definitely the highest

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as per my last email

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seeing someone’s face is now first base

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Nothing but respect for my President

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my fashion icon is pregnant rihanna

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there’s a special place in hell for people who cut drugs with fentanyl

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bf is hunting (picking up food) gf is gathering (getting weed)

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they need movie theaters you can smoke weed in

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it’s 2021 smoking weed should be an olympic sport

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I’m thankful for weed

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if the virus found the time to become a new version of itself so can you

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@adamgreattweet im jealous of people in comas

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Weed is a gateway drug to living your best life

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the cdc recommends we delete social media

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from prison to twitter

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I’m an action figure now 📸 ig @mike_h2owski

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When I say I'm having brunch it means I'm smoking a blunt in bed alone

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men will literally get joe rogan tattoos before going to therapy

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Keke do you love weed

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Hot Tip: Anytime someone asks you for something reply back with "What's your budget?" and you will never hear from them again

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Blunts for breakfast

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my #jackassforever tattoo

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i have WAP W - weed A - and P - papers

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Weed is medicine. Diet Coke is a drug.

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@UberFacts anal

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me once I get the vaccine

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Weed will never wake up in the morning and tell you it doesn't love you anymore

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some people like to stir the pot I prefer to smoke it- my real housewives tagline

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IS BUTTERBEAN OK!?

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Weed is better than alcohol

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"I brought weed"

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Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex

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not having kids is still a contribution to society

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to be blunt

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Please don’t touch my weed

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weed is only a drug to losers

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keep god out of my pussy

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If a joke offends you, good luck surviving regular life

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forget a kiss at midnight have someone eat your butt

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In the name of the indica, sativa, and of the holy hybrid amen 🙏

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My blood type is THC

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don’t delete your netflix account until after you watch jackass 4.5

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me trying to get weed packaging open

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fuck a blue check mark I get the celebrity discount at my local dispensary

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the oscar goes to everyone who acted like that didn’t just happen

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Every week is weed week if you are a true stoner

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for every “you didn’t do enough in the movie” I get 20 messages saying “you did great id eat shit out your asshole” life is all about balance

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6 years

Hey @KimKardashian help us legalize weed next

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Yeah sex is nice but have you ever smoked weed and ordered postmates and they delivered it to your doorstep without fucking up your order?

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nice @instagram

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Millenial romance: finding someone to smoke weed with while you fall asleep watching your favorite Netflix murder documentary before your Postmates arrives

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me the first time I did shrooms

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Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!

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when I take edibles in public

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officially unofficial

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the only comedy show where the audience won’t make it to the second drink

Bill Cosby Plans to Tour in 2023

Bill Cosby is eyeing a spring or summer 2023 start to a new comedy tour.

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if you are having a bad day just remember nothing matters and nobody really cares

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yes I am the person who reeks like weed in public, especially around your children

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why do they call it good pussy and not top notch crotch

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I've been smoking weed like it's legal this entire time 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@realDonaldTrump What size jumpsuit should we get you?

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stoned woman overwhelmed by cheesecake factory menu- a novel

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happy jackass 4.5 day to all who observe 🏴‍☠️

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😂 via reddit

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IYKYK

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If you think abortion killing kids is bad wait til you hear about guns

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what do I have to do lick a taser?? @verified

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hot girl summer is over it’s now the fall of man

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elevator opens and this is the first thing you see

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it was a head on collision

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2019: wake and bake 2020: get high and cry

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vibes

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whoever leaves LA should have to audition to come back

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big time movie star @Poopiesgram

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when @GORILLAFLICKS gets you kicked out of the water park

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the description 😂

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party on!

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my dad caught Tupac’s killer 🤯

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bed bath & beyond

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got my first real writing credit from jackass 4.5 🏴‍☠️

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Dave England

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Who is this? Wrong answers only

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I want to be as strong as danger ehren’s balls

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✈️

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ill take a scorpion and taser to the face multiple times and still get comments like: “ShE dIdnt Do AnYtHiNG” 🤣🤣🤣

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4.5 comes out on friday on @netflix 🏴‍☠️

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He gave you the kush so you gave him the tush- a modern day millenial love story

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stoked to share im in the upcoming movie #JackassForever hitting theatres October 22! Here’s your FIRST LOOK. Don’t miss the trailer debut on Tuesday, July 20, and follow the new Instagram page @Jackass for more!