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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

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i want attention!

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

chrissy teigen phase incoming

Chasten Glezman Buttigieg

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4 years

So I can just, like, go to Target now?

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dylan 🧪🎏

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how it feels to drop a "my boyfriend" into conversations at work even if it's relevant

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

this is literally CBT 101 i thought yall loved therapy

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3 years

Psychology textbook diagrams never cease to amaze me

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dylan 🧪🎏

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2 years

ghosting is eugenics... think about it they're denying you the ability to reproduce

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

this grouping of ppl is so offensive to me like harvey milk was literally murdered and jvn does ubereats brand deals..

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

yeah its simplified its a diagram thats the point but youre never going to get better if you dont actively work to combat ur thought distortion schemas and u cant say its completely material conditions bc there are ppl in the same situation as u who arent depressed or r less so

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

gay men halloween costumes:

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 months

@Alien_Supastar @rebirthcanal if someone else existing in public causes you body image issues that's your problem to deal with not "the community's"

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

gay men really get PhDs in studying gay men... can u get over yr narcissism and find a real issue to work on

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

and this is coming from someone who will probably be on antidepressants for the rest of their life and got pretty much no new info or insight or anything out of doing cbt lmao

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

people are addicted to finding woke reasons not to make even the smallest changes to their consumption habits in support of workers lmao

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@morgueages

4 years

@bitch_updates

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 years

tfw you have no original ideas but want to get famous on Twitter anyway

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

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they would find each other in any universe

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 months

@Alien_Supastar @rebirthcanal nothing is stopping you from going to the EDM party that you buy a ticket for except your own lack of confidence. get a grip

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

Are those the.... The articles of impeachment? Yeah.

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dylan 🧪🎏

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bitches in Austin be like beach dayyyy 😻

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@h3xenbrenner2 the mortifying ordeal of being blown

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@theblackdarkman @hayxtt

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@fagiotinii they're 17 lol

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

damn this blew up XD uwu owo XD XD i have nothing to promote but if you dont vote for bernie sanders im killing myself

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

could you date someone who did this even if everything else about them was normal (which it won't be but for the sake of this let's pretend)

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

@kalterwal @fyeahmfabello there are ways to set boundaries without making ppl w anxiety depression bpd etc feel like they're a burden and chore to interact with

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@morgueages

4 years

i want attention!

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dylan 🧪🎏

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people who simultaneously identify as being ace and hypersexual

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

does she think 'white cis gay men' sat on the sidelines while everyone else did activism for them lol.. how are you gonna talk about AIDS activism and act like gay men are at best a sidenote in its history

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@morgueages

4 years

yes ALL cops that includes deedee megadoodoo

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2 years

HUH

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3 years

@jortsftw do you understand how strikes work

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

im sorry but lol.. ppl gathering to eat with their families on one of like, 3 federal holidays that are actually widely applied to the workforce at large is not celebrating genocide or perpetuating settler colonialism

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@morgueages

2 years

ive gotta get off here can't take this shit anymore

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

1 year

I’m really disappointed by the number of mutuals not on ozempic

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

the only queer banks I'm interested in

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 years

20 something verified gay journos be like queer media is so important

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@Queerty

5 years

Gay deliveryman seeks advice about cruising on the job -

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

me lying

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 months

where did the idea that bi ppl are more oppressed than gays and lesbians come from

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

UWKVOEJFBE please just ignore me if you're gonna say this

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 months

scientifically calculating how to get as many ppl who can't spot a joke mad at me as possible

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

STOP KILLING US

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 months

i think it's funny when lesbians try to center themselves in AIDS discourse like.. who was dying cause it wasn't you

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@mariatruely

3 months

making the order GLBT+ from LGBT+ is insane considering the fact that the L is first as a reminder that women aren’t second class members of the community especially when lesbians stepped up as caretakers during the AIDS epidemic when doctors refused to care for HIV patients

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

1 year

men should be forced to wear pants like this and go around on all fours with their hole out

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

the CDC says blowjobs include the balls

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

@_pem_pem i don't know your personal experience with drug addiction but this comes off as if you have none... recreational (and even prescribed) opioids can ruin your life and are absolutely not equivalent to taking SSRIs or even NDRIs under the supervision of a medical professional

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

this is literally just gay men

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

bitches be like first apartment in the city so excited to start this new adventure 😍 the apartment in question:

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 years

how my effexor night sweats been looking lately

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

god me

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

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armie hammer:

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

Late night talks hit different on these

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

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if anything we need a federal ban on queer open mic nights

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

i would rather live in a crack den than in 'queer housing'

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2 years

loll

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

please welcome to the stage lilith 😼

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

11 months

a definition of asexuality that includes people who have and enjoy sex because "they're not sexually attracted to the person they're having sex with" is imo predicated on a fundamental misunderstanding of what sexual attraction is or what it feels like to experience it

Echo Gillette ♦️🐰♥️

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Some Asexual people still have and enjoy sex. Just a thing I feel needs to be said for no particular reason *cough cough*

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3 years

the Content must flow!

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dylan 🧪🎏

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this person does not exist: Jen Psaki (43 years), Xinglongtai District (People's Republic of China).

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

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@theblackdarkman @hayxtt you are out of your mind if you think that 77% of global soy production is going to continue at the same level without cattle-related demand.. it's not being sold Just to sell it

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 years

gina Rodriguez's favorite song

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new apartment pics :-)

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

feeling very yass and hygge

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

this is so irresponsible lol covid is an RNA virus and monkeypox is a DNA virus it is at best impossible and at absolute worst vanishingly unlikely ( ) that they are going to "mutate together to create a superpandemic"

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

asexual more oppressed than gay men this is your brain on queer theory...

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@morgueages

3 years

gun to your head you have to get one of these tattoos

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6 months

i love catfishing as having a hairy chest when i wear a button down that's unbuttoned a tasteful but gay amount

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4 years

need a love like this

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2 years

how to weaponize your birthday in a god honoring way

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@morgueages

3 years

i miss my sister so much :'( she didn't want to talk to me on ft the last couple weeks cause she was busy listening to music LMAO

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@morgueages

2 years

@lexapr0_ what's the material difference between being kicked out and leaving to avoid abuse

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@morgueages

4 years

mayor pete:

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

2 years

never sure how to comfort a female friend who gets dumped. he was better than you? you are right to be shopping? what are we doing here

Sarah Lazarus

@sarahclazarus

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never sure how to comfort a male friend who gets dumped. she was better than you? you are right to be sad? what are we doing here

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4 years

the silent of th-

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@morgueages

3 years

kamalas step son... hell yes

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

5 months

i don't hate the bi community I've sucked and fucked many bi men

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 months

@Alien_Supastar @AlexDRocca @rebirthcanal you do know that anyone can go to these parties right? nothing is stopping you, they're not going to beat you up for not looking like them

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@morgueages

1 year

that's how stimulants work lol... it's not adhd babe

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

1 year

happy my 25th birthday to all who celebrate

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

@yesyyyr but that's not inherently related to becoming a regular? the problem is making increasingly personalized and specific requests, not simply going there often

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@morgueages

5 years

WTFFFF

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@morgueages

5 years

if you have 20k followers let me make fun of you in peace

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

4 years

this ❤️ #rebelheart got new glasses !

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dylan 🧪🎏

@morgueages

3 years

asexuality aside cause lol,,,, pansexuality is just quirky bisexuality sorry you're not going to get an employment court judge to understand it and frankly there's no reason for them to bc there's no meaningful difference other than that pan allows narcissists to feel queerer

Hay

@balessofhay

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Since I don’t see enough people talking about this I’d like to point out that the Equality Act doesn’t protect asexuals, pansexuals, aromantics or anyone who isn’t lesbian, gay, or bi. But DOES protect straight people??