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5 months

at some point girls see this quote and it changes the trajectory of their life

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whenever a woman goes “bf of 6 years” an angel dies

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hard to pill for women to swallow is that the most sinister form of female objectification is not from men. women often condition themselves into being the object of perception. they are never looking at the world through their own eyes, rather imagining themselves from any-

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@bastard_brian this is so real

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everyone else’s. it’s a permanent form of self objectification. the real issue has never been others objectifying her, its the fact that she sees herself as an object from other ppls eyes, she is never the seer. this mindset is a huge agency minimizer for women.

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which is why i find it kinda funny but also sad when girls complain about objectification but seem to neglect how much they perpetuate it on themselves. being fixated on your appearance/reflection in any way shape or form is a sign of stagnancy. it’s mental fatness.

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@broBigOrBroHome daughters n mothers too from my exp

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it reminds me of a tweet i saw a while ago that insinuated women ceased to exist while alone- and it’s true - how could she? when she has carved out the very eyes she’s been given for the sake of worshipping at the altar of public perception, or even worse- tiktok and IG “likes”

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the women with lowest neuroses are relatively unconscious of their appearance in public settings. they are engaged in living, seeing, doing. unsurprisingly, these women have healthier physiognomy too.

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2 years

you need to completely refocus where you spend cognitive energy. - cultivating habits/hobbies that nourish the mind,body, & soul -minimize time spent looking in the mirror (treat it as utility), any reflective surfaces, taking selfies (this includes posting media of yourself)

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11 months

@wabidreams i mean if you’re cool with giving someone 6 years of your life just to end up single again more power to you

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2 years

solving this problem looks very different one woman to another, but I may suggest a multi-pronged approach. it's a painful process due to years of conditioning-exacerbated by media, but in the end, it is necessary for a 'girl's' transition to womanhood -

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@delillostan true like its not completely applicable to me but i think theres a hint of truth in it for everyone

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8 months

“where’d you learn that?” it was revealed to me on a walk

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2 years

weed + vapes are already a low status signal. what’s next? perhaps instagram?

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@TheDimitriT LOL

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5 months

oh i just realize if roon and grace had a ship name it’d be race or goon

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6 months

i did the laundry

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"we're making the world a better place" bro call your mom she's been wanting to talk to you for a month

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7 months

I built a social life thru twitter in nyc. So far it’s been amazing. Have made some really close friends too. Really glad to know all of you

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2 years

indian women are literally online oracles, there is no better source. we package the wisdom of our elders into bite size chunks for the twitter bugmen

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9 months

went to an indian restaurant and told them i was a “they/she” and they said ok? so are we

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linkedin park

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2 years

i am literally a 40 follower account. what warrants this 🤣

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4 months

wore a sari for the first time today and saw my reflection in a lotus pond and a tear drop fell from my eye

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@nedsore bomb that was defused (don’t touch it )

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11 months

@annaxdean @wabidreams if marriage is just signing "paperwork" to you then there's no way you'll understand my point

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1 year

is it weird that i actually really like all the weird smells of industrialism (minus pee on the subway/marawana idk how u spell it)

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5 months

randomly gained consciousness after a few weeks of living in fog yesterday

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4 months

thinking about the dude on my last flight that watched cocaine bear 4+ times over a span of 13 hours and lost his shit every time. hope he’s doing well

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1 year

and it was at jane street that i realized i’d found my true calling in life

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1 year

all the babies look cute all of a sudden to me no no no no

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7 months

as a rule “the wise usually aren’t miserable” has helped me filter out a lot of opinions

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1 year

hedge fund worth $200M: react coded pretty website hedge fund worth $50b: raw html lessons in it

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1 year

whipped up paneer butter masala at home in <30 mins (no heavy cream )

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3 months

am i neurodivergent or just a poc girl who marinated at their parents house for too long

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4th day of meditating for about 6 hours total during the day and i am absolutely floored by the mind and body’s capacity to store impressions we accumulate over the span of a lifetime

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girl stack @contrarianbimbo

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ai gf this and that. what happened to cherishing a woman truly and reveling in all her irreproducible quirks and eccentricities that teach you more about your own humanity

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5 months

the epitome of nyc living is carrying your 6 laundry loads down the street past everyone having breakfast at 2pm

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so funny when white people say sanskrit words like its normal. like who told you about 'samsara' Emily 😭

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men who like taking the subway-how do you guys ride on someone else’s train all day and not feel the slightest bit emasculated

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my first day ever in nyc dasha walked past me while smoking a cig and i never saw her again but it set the tone of my stay here

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1 year

I must live a certain way

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8 months

@creatine_cycle did you sleep with said male follower after?

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i got the weights omg !!!! (not agi just hand weights)

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spiritually female

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what causes a man to post on his ig story

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guy who doesnt move to sf because he never wants to meet his heroes

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1 year

now why did my mom send this in the fam gc

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morning walk through central park

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1 year

i love it when girls give overly specific descriptions for the kind of roommate they want “we’re looking for a 23-26 single girl preferably in the creative fields, max of 2 tattoos & 3 piercings / must be willing to fly to miami at moments notice / enjoys watching Friends reruns”

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11 months

once u realize u can pretty much get over anything that happens to u shit just stops mattering — u turn invincible

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my pet ant escaped earlier today no one talk to me only oomf knows whats up

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new yorkers experience one earthquake and get wobbly in the knees. real san andreas baddies r unfazed

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having dosas in india with an assortment of fresh homemade chutneys and the sheer amount of flavor in these makes me marvel at how stellarly mid nyc food is

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2 years

BRUH A PITBULL ATTACKED MY DOG AT THR PARK ITS SO OVER

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yay i have been blessed with an upstairs neighbor who plays piano

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8 months

scrolling the tl from here >>

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Ive learned to not be scared to initiate with anyone, and to show up to things often enough that a context starts to build (something I was previously skeptical about). But now I share a slice of life with some of the coolest people I know, and I’m so grateful for it!

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@shauseth nothing more low agency and high agency than being indian

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everything is perfect because its snowing in manhattan

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this has set gay rights back to pre stonewall

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missing my midwest life rn. oh to bike everywhere, work at indie coffee shops, go to drive thrus, run with fireflies, read in parks like this

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a group of fish is called a school, a group of goons is called goonks

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1 year

put me anywhere on god’s earth i will never mf lose

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@credenzaclear2 i will never recover from seeing caroline’s face

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whys everyone in sf talking about gooning

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i love the south bay foothills too

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Italy really just has to be the most beautiful country on earth.

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made my mom to listen grimes for 2 hours today and she says she is confused but intrigued

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2 years

nowadays a lot of women seem to convince themselves they want the opposite of this. maturing as a woman is realizing that group think is never a good gauge for finding what's right for u. your gut instinct never lies w regards to attraction.

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shook grimes hand and i said i adored her so my life is made :)

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2 years

sorry anon, no laugh reacts till marriage

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8 months

if you rlly think about it the universe is just one massive leetcode problem slowly solving itself

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5 months

the “mountainview”-cel forgets his dreams as soon as he wakes as he lives a life of spiritual poverty, he does not dream of indra, let alone receive divine messages

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0 likes in 2 hours yeah i’m thinking airchat is ngmi..

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they thussy got me behaving different

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i got asked whats in my mango lassi cocktails last night the answer is vodka and lots and lots of love

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billions must meow

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fuel your body. work out. drink that water.

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reality shifting w / @coldhealing @enlightenedcoop tn

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mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most neurodivergent of them all

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oh the stanley cup is like a gayer hydroflask i thought you guys were talking about hockey this whole time

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sunday scaries? could never be me. every new day is a gift from the divine

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sometimes u just need to run in the rain to feel something

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when out w girl friend(s) it is always one of us stepping into our masculine energy to make an executive decision for the group( eg where to eat)

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hindi is so easy on the ears

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tsa checks are a form of emasculation and public castration of the human spirit

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“howd you get your job” i picked up a spam call one day

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disappear for 1 month and come back fully retarded

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neetcode turning out indian marked the start of an epoch fr

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yall will be mad when you cut my wedding cake and its whole foods berry chantilly

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yesterday and tomorrow are the same word in hindi while today is unique because hindus believe in the cyclical nature of time

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the bay area is so weird because why are we discussing your SAT subject test scores you are 23

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family gets exponentially more important to me as I grow older

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life is short so get cute and dolled up and hit the town

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its always the worst tweets of yours that go viral

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2024 is all about sleeping 7+ hours, pilates, swimming, and doing more fun projects

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