Don’t comment on my ig “ ur parents must be so proud” i have news for u fucktards, they are. I’m a good human, who likes to fuck, get over it. Worry bout ur damn self. 😉
Its so pathetic there are people out there who are so judgmental and say so many negative things about us, especially when someone passes, yet they’re in front of their computers watching us, dick in hand, ready to bust a nut, seriously FUCK YOU.
I just want to say, if i go on set, & a director, a fucking pa, a camera guy, lighting guy idgaf what ur roles is, if you so much as lay a finger on me, i will fuck you up, the only person that should be touching you, is your scene partner.
Just because i let you guys see my vagina, doesn’t give you permission to tell me what size tits i should have, or advise me that my lips are “too big” i dont tell you what size ur dick should be, so stay in ur lane.
Fuck all you people who think you can shame people because you don’t agree with their choices, and what they choose to do with their bodies. You’re the real problem.
I fucking hate people who have a bunch of followers and follow no one... those people are self entitled, assholes who think their shit doesn’t stink, but wanna know something? It does 💩
My family is so dysfunctional, I’m in the bathroom peeing, & my dad is FaceTiming my cousin in Italy, and walks in and says “say hi to your cousin” while I’m on the fucking toilet. 😂😫
My dog just sat and watched me masterbate for 15 min... when I came he was judging me so hard, We made eye contact and I’m pretty sure he’s traumatized
Once you reach a level of intimacy with someone that exceeds any sexual experience you’ve ever had, in a way that it’s more of a connection of two souls, rather than just the “act of sex” you suddenly realize the difference between the two. I win.
I just gave a homeless man money and he said thank u have a good day, i said thanks u too...be thankful you’re actually able to “have a good day” 🙏🏼 it’s so easy to take that for granted.
a lot of you annoying folks are asking me, why didn’t you get “this car” or “that car”, they all have one thing in common, they’re NOT ELECTRIC. So we can shout out cars all day, but I wanted an electric car... over gas stations ya feel me? Now sit TF down.
I hate when ur tryin to talk dirty to someone and your phone auto corrects a word, like how can i be a nasty slut if u keep changing my words and I gotta correct myself 🙄
You know you’re drunk when u stand in an elevator for 10 min in a complete panic, thinking it’s broken & ur stuck, when really u ain’t even pushed the button.
Driving to LA for two shoots... can you guess what girl & guy I’m fucking? Here’s a hint, girl I’ve fucked once and the guy, i never have. Winner gets a follow 😛