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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

6 years

Please vote against Allaudin Khilji in the next elections.

Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳

@ShefVaidya

7 years

All Hindu temples I visited in last 6 mnths, Sun tmple Modhera, Ramappa tmple Warangal, Hoysala tmples, all destroyed by Allauddin Khilji

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Today, India has shrunk, in physical size, but more importantly, in moral courage.

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They arrange buses for 10s of thousands to their political rallies, don't they?

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5 pages of pledged gold on auction. 33,000 homes despair of redeeming their 'dhan'. I don't know whether this is a normal level for India, but given our love of gold, it is 33,000 individual tragedies.

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mohitsatyanand

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4 years

I've sold my family's shares in Indigo, and will not fly Indigo.

Harsh Mander

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4 years

I support & celebrate this action of welcome solidarity by @anuragkashyap72 . I too resolve not to travel by Indigo until @kunalkamra88 is allowed to do so

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3 years

Rajya Sabha MPs were not allowed to vote on farm laws, but an unelected committee will deliberate on them. #toomuchdemocracy

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

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A red carpet at a remote shrine. What a travesty of pilgrimage and devotion.

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5 years

I miss Manmohan Singh.

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11 months

BJP proponents on TV: "Why so much talk about Manipur? Why not WB, or Rajasthan?" Ans.: - 4500 weapons and 500,000 bullets taken from state armouries - 350 places of worship burned - 35,000 internal refugees - "100s of such videos", as per CM. - Ignored for 2 months.

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4 years

The war against hatred will be won, one conscience at a time.

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2 years

Wheat export banned with immediate effect. 3 weeks ago, Our Dear Leader was bragging about feeding the world. Policy is a serious, reflective process, not a series of PR announcements.

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@mohitsatyanand

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"You're in a snowstorm on Everest? Dont worry, we'll evacuate you from Kathmandu International airport."

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

Chief of Defence Staff's chopper crashed. PM's Twitter account hacked. But your data is safe.

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

2-wheeler sales in India peaked at 21.2 mn in FY19. Dropped to 17.4 mn. in FY 20, 15.1 mn. in FY 21, and to 13.5 mn. in FY 22. What does this tell us about recovery in middle India?

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@mohitsatyanand

3 years

It took a Moderna and a Pfizer to remind the Modi government of their responsibility.

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@mohitsatyanand

5 years

"If you don't cheer for me, you hate your nation." Such a tired old playbook.

PMO India

@PMOIndia

5 years

Sadly, a few parties, guided by Modi hatred have started hating India. No wonder, while the entire nation supports our armed forces, they suspect the armed forces. The world is supporting India’s fight against terror but a few parties suspect our fight against terror: PM

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1 year

This is the form you have to fill up if you want to exchange 2000 rupee notes. This is 'legal' tender, or presumption of suspicious tender?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

6 years

Can someone explain the math here to me?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Vaccine shortage is Econ 101: The Vaccine Guru offered Poonawala an unremunerative price, so he decided not to invest in more capacity. He decided to invest in finance firm, Magma instead.

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@mohitsatyanand

5 years

Govt wants to penalise Flipkart for selling goods too cheap, and Hindustan Unilever for selling them too expensive. Makes perfect sense.

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@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Love is jailable. Hate is bailable.

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@mohitsatyanand

8 months

Israel faces 2 questions: How did its intelligence fail so dramatically? How long can you abuse and oppress a people before they explode? The second is more vital, less likely to be answered.

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@mohitsatyanand

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Indians bought 4.3 bn dollars worth of real estate in the UAE last year*, roughly 35,000 crore. For context, the top 5 Indian developers had a turnover of 15,000 cr in FY 22 *The Economist

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

Pakistan would love to make the ordinary Kashmiri into an enemy of the Indian state. What did we do to make them friends?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

How did you arrive at those chances? I have trekked to Kedarnath 4 times. My respect for Kedarnath is so deep that my only child is named Kedar.

Stay safe - mask up - stay indoors 🇮🇳🇬🇧

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@mohitsatyanand Chances are you haven't visited that temple The floor is very cold It's normal to lay carpet for visitors and normally red in colour Interesting how these sudo Hindus all came out the woodwork once Modi came to power Where was you all before

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4 years

Since Indigo is now crawling, rather than flying, I've just sold my wife's shares in the company.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Zomato investors - from today, food delivery will be funded with your equity, not VC funds.

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

The Supreme Court has underlined how accessible justice is for the rich, the privileged, and the favoured.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

1 year

TCS - 20% tax collection on foreign credit card expenditure is getting people really angry. I don't get the logic of this collection - our FX reserves are high, the government trumpets high GST collections. What is the objective of this collection drive?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

#COVIDVaccine The math is simple - Serum Institute produces 2 mn vaccines a day. BB 0.3 mn. If we continue to vaccinate 3 mn people a day, we will need to import.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

2 years

If you dont eat, drink or turn on the lights, inflation is not THAT high.

Ministry of Finance

@FinMinIndia

2 years

Core inflation calculated by excluding the transient component of CPI viz. “food and beverages” and “fuel and light” was recorded at 5.9 percent in August 2022, remaining below the tolerance limit of 6 percent for the fourth consecutive month. (2/7)

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@mohitsatyanand

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BSNL has 2.2 cr subscribers. Govt spending 84,000 cr to revive BSNL. That's 40,000 rupees per subscriber!

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

You can hate on the Jamaat Tablighi as much as you want, but there's no justice in putting them in jail and other religionists in Medanta.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

1 year

"The price of milk is up 27% this year" "I drink black coffee"

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

RTI activists were true chowkidars. Our governments have failed to protect them. Many paid with their lives.

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@mohitsatyanand

5 years

Pathankot to Pulwama - our forces are unsafe under this government.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Vaccine Guru, meanwhile had other financial priorities, a new house on Rajpath, for example. Money, remember, is fungible - you can use it where you want.

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@mohitsatyanand

3 years

India is so advanced that it can produce vaccines. So retarded that its government omits to order them.

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

No Smog Delhi! The first post-Diwali day in 20 years, where the sun is out, and the sky is clear. Congratulations, Dilli - wallahs

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3 years

@Memeghnad What do you have against Uncles? Some of us are quite thoughtful.

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@mohitsatyanand

5 years

The economy is not tanking now. It's been tanking for 3 years. The stock market is just waking up to reality.

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

Noticed that as COVID became real, Gaumutra plugs vanished?

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

#Jobs The swimming pool attendant wakes at 3 a.m., motor-cycles to Sonepat, train to Sabzi Mandi, metro to Lok Kalyan Marg, walk 1 km to hand out fresh towels at 7 a.m.

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4 years

In our streets, Corona is being treated like a law and order problem. When police enforce, it becomes me vs. the system rather than me vs. COVID. This is hugely sub-optimal.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Nanda Devi, India's 2nd highest peak, glimpsed after a long afternoon shower.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

How can you trust a vaccine producer who deals with a volunteer like this. I will not voluntarily take this vaccine.

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

@vivekagnihotri She is someone who troubles you greatly - so much is clear.

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

@atti_cus @abhijitkadle The Supreme Court should be merged with the PMO.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

9 months

Can someone translate this sentence from the RBI bulletin for me: "India’s G20 Presidency and its outcomes with the ethos of Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam as the vision of global progress assume significance in an environment where global economic activity is experiencing...

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2 years

What Shahrukh taught me about randomness:

# 27 Shahrukh and Randomness, Notes on Notes, etc.

Home in Satoli Shahrukh and Randomness “Dark forests with trees like giants…vahaan kabhi mat jaana, Mohit bhai!”, Shahrukh reported when Sanjoy and he came back from a documentary shoot at the...

mohitsatyanand.substack.com

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mohitsatyanand

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4 years

My family has experienced the inconsolable loss of a daughter. I dredge my heart, but cannot find the bottom of despair for parents denied the closure of last rites.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

"We don't believe your tax estimates", IMF tells Indian govt.

IMF raises doubts about India's tax revenue estimates, GDP growth target

Gross actual (direct plus indirect) tax collection in 2018-19 fell short by Rs 1.7 trillion, or 7.5 per cent of the revised estimates for the year

www.business-standard.com

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

Judges who don't understand the Constitution are expected to understand Economics?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

#Aadhar : My 63 year-old fingerprints don't register. The enrolment clerk says this is common for seniors. So I don't get an Aadhar. This is going to be pure Kafka, especially with the Income Tax department.

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mohitsatyanand

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2 years

Death is just a number. A large number. We have become a nation where no lie is too large, no mis-statement too immoral.

Gujarat revises Covid death figures to nearly 20,000 in submission to SC

Apex court was hearing both Gujarat and Maharashtra on steps taken for processing compensation to those who lost family members to Covid-19, based on SC guidelines

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

6 years

@AgentSaffron @TweetinderKaul Mount Everest is south of New Delhi.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Modi says "offer to stay farm laws stays". I thought that was a Supreme Court decision. Can someone educate me on Separation of Powers?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

I've watched the economy for 47 years, and if someone ever told me we'd have as unreal an FM as this, I'd say it's impossible.

Newsd

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No impact on Indian economy due to COVID-19: Anurag Thakur

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

Manufacturing in India contracted in the first quarter of 2022. Govt expenditure grew 7.7%.

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

While we all watch USD to INR, in the last year, the Euro has gone from 76 to 88 rupees.

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@mohitsatyanand

5 years

At the check-in counter, or while passing through security?

NDTV

@ndtv

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Detained J&K leader Shah Faesal was instigating crowds: Centre to court

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mohitsatyanand

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@ranjona @saliltripathi Our vaccination rate, at about 3 per 100, is the same as Rwanda. Is this also due to our great leader?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

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My parents were both refugees from West Punjab. When they built their first home, in 1970, our first tenants were Pakistani. We became close friends. This is healing, this is what we need.

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Shuddh vegetarians: Does it offend you that Covaxin uses calf serum in the production process? Do you think this information should have been made public by manufacturers?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

For lawyer friends: Is lying in an affidavit considered a crime? If not, what is the value of an affidavit?

Swati Chaturvedi

@bainjal

5 years

In any democracy where lying carried the price of banishment from public life & office the Election Commission would already have disqualified serial liar Irani. And, Shah would have sacked her from Bjp. Why have affidavits & oaths?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

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400 days for RBI to count cash. 15 days to clean up the banking system's loan books!

NDTV Profit

@NDTVProfitIndia

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PSU banks get 15 days to get their act together. Will this deadline help clean-up the banking system? Join Primetime Debate with VG Kannan, @CapitalMind_in 's @deepakshenoy .

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Core principles of Crisis Management: - Ignore the problem - Deny the problem - Suppress the data - Manipulate the data - What about...? - Find someone else to blame.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

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Indian diplomatic success this year: Not naming Russia as the aggressor in Ukraine. Not backing humanitarian aid to Gaza. Not securing release of ex-naval officers in Qatar.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

3 years

"Each one, Vaccinate one" How does this work? You go up to someone in the street, and jab them in the arm? With a vial in an ice pack you have in your backpocket? No, seriously?

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

The power of the state deployed to deny the last rites to the victim of violence. This is not Hindu, or Christian or Buddhist. This is barbarity.

ParanjoyGuhaThakurta

@paranjoygt

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Gang-Raped UP Girl Was Cremated Before My Eyes, I Saw What Cops Did - NDTV

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Indians smuggle sand, boss. Truckloads of sand, dug from riverbanks by shovels. And you want to ban crypto, which is electrons zipping through the ether. Good Luck.

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@mohitsatyanand

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@dsharma9 Interesting. Yes, for at least 4 years now, no 2000 rupee notes from ATMs

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@mohitsatyanand

3 years

Opposition to unjust laws cannot come just from politicians, Mr. Parekh. Big business, too, has to speak for democracy.

NDTV

@ndtv

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#NDTVExclusive | "In a democracy there is always debate, discussions and dissent. But they are all missing today in our country because of a weak opposition," says Deepak Parekh, Chairman, HDFC on #ExecutiveDecision

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4 years

Donald Trump and Modi, Both building walls. One to keep out Mexicans, The other to keep out chawls.

saliltripathi (वो बनाये परिवार, हमें पसंद रविवार)

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Donaldbhai's visit to Ahmedabad has @hemantmorparia on a roll:

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mohitsatyanand

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4 years

Social media, not the so-called 'free press', pressured the Karnataka govt into providing trains for migrant workers. By toeing the line, a pliant media is making itself irrelevant.

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mohitsatyanand

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3 years

BJP youth leaders violated Atmanirbharta - they should stick to ganja.

St . Sinner.

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BJP youth leader Pamela Goswami arrested in Bengal with cocaine. Waiting for Kangana to blame Maharashtra Govt Congress and Bollywood.😸✌️

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@nsitharaman You are a Cabinet Minister, Mrs. Sitharaman. Get in your car and make your presence felt at JNU, instead of mouthing these pious niceties.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

5 years

Article 370 is a separate matter from the lockdown. Maybe the world is not overly concerned with 370, but it should be concerned with the lockdown.

Sushant Singh

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5 years

Voice from US: Rights of Kashmiris must be respected: Amit Shah had last Sunday claimed that India had successfully convinced the world about Article 370

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Form III, which I circulated yesterday, has been withdrawn. Great to know!

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3 years

On Buddha Poornima, may you find some glimpses of golden light.

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@mohitsatyanand

2 years

My chauffeur's son spent 3 years prepping to join the army. I am now suggesting he train to be a bulldozer operator.

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@mohitsatyanand

6 years

Krugman's alarm call on mass unemployment in India is peddled as praise for "Ease of Doing Business".

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

Has Rajnath been sacked?

Raghu Karnad

@rkarnad

4 years

"I want to tell the 130 crore citizens of India that since my government has come to power, since 2014, there has been no discussion on NRC anywhere...," the PM said at #RamLilaMaidan . "Lies are being spread." Yes, they are.

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2 mn. migrant labour left Delhi, telecom data suggests.

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3 years

In a Kumaon village, a 55 year old woman gets a fever, some breathlessness. But she has a history of asthma. The nearest RTPCR test is an hour away. A few days later, she dies. We will never know whether it was COVID.

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3 years

How many quality primary schools could be set up for 1 bn dollars?

Bloomberg

@business

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India’s online-education startup Byju’s is raising about $1 billion from new investors including B Capital Group, founded by former Facebook cofounder Eduardo Saverin, Baron Funds and XN

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@shaig From your link.

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3 years

U. P. vaccinated 1.4 lakh people against COVID yday. The state has 140 mn adults; at this rate, it will take 3 years to vaccinate all adults, ONCE.

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"China's economy is so successful bcos people don't think about religion and politics", a business friend observed. India is charting the opposite direction on all counts.

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mohitsatyanand

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4 years

When I was developing a snack food in 1983, I went to Mahashay-ji to develop a flavour. And this was born Crax Chatpata. Pranaam.

shahid siddiqui

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I have childhood memories of Mahashay Dharampal Gulati &his shop in Khari Baoli, where I used to go with my mother to buy the grocery Even than my mother had faith in the quality of Mahashay Di Hatti&his smiling welcome.He was an icon of post partition Dilli. May he rest in peace

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Delhi Air Quality Alarming: meter at US embassy, Chanakyapuri, tops out at 999.

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4 years

Incubation period for Supreme Court conscience is over 60 days.

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The Nehruvian era seems to be over. BJP has stopped blaming him for everything wrong with the nation.

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2 years

St. Thomas brought Christianity to India 20 centuries before the bigots brought Hindutva. Merry Christmas.

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5 years

Liberty is the very objective of law and order. To take liberty away to preserve law and order is to stand human values on their head.

Abhishek

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5 years

Dear Liberals, Due to Ram Mandir hearing, Section 144 imposed in Ayodhya. Not for 1 day or 2 days,but straight until Dec 10. Will you cry for Ayodhya now the way you cried for Kashmir? Or will you accept that India needs few temporary tough measures now & then to prevent riots?

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Good leaders stand out in a crisis. They own the crisis; They admit they screwed up, and tell you what they're going to do about it. They don't send their minions out to say that you, or the 'System', are the problem.

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@shaig The Palestinian Arabs, whose land it was, rejected a proposal for someone else to decide on what to do with their land. Does this sound unreasonable to you?

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@mohitsatyanand

4 years

Think of the poorest person you know. Ask her, or him, if they have papers to prove their citizenship. And remember that Aadhar is Not.

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mohitsatyanand

@mohitsatyanand

4 years

If you had 1 lakh in Nifty on Jul 1st 2019, it would be worth 93,750 on Jul 1st 2020. If you had switched to Nasdaq: 1.47 lakh And in gold: 1.60 lakh. Indian equities are not the only game in town.

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Senior kids going back to school in Uttarakhand.

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