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mike drinks beer

@mikehunnidproof

1 year

mike’s hard look in the mirror

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5 months

quitting my job and joining them

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1 year

telling a pothead they have an addiction vs telling an alcoholic they have an addiction

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2 months

me when the bartender i see 7x a week knows what beer i want

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1 month

may he continue to prosper

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Yoooo my boy is feasting

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we all got that one homie that won’t be with us much longer

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2 months

yeah i don’t think i wanna play this game anymore

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4 months

should i put away my clean laundry pile that’s been there for weeks or should i kill myself

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2 months

just another BIPOC (beer I plan on chugging)

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6 months

i’m so proud of you fritz, this weekend i’m starting the fritz challenge where i drink 811 beers

Cincinnati Zoo

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6 months

Fritz weighs 811 pounds! 👏 Keep growing, little one!

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2 months

They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time

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5 months

i bet this felt good asf

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5 months

when i’m at the dog park and see a big dog

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4 months

put me in the berry eating dome and watch a real eater get down

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4 months

Bruce in his berry eating dome this evening. So messy but so cute.

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6 months

it’s time to show thanksgiving dinner the dark side of alcoholism

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9 months

imagine how good a miller high life would look in a studio ghibli movie

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mike drinks beer

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9 months

i’d set so many cold beers down on this thing

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Hippopotamus Coffee Table With Glass Appearing as Water by Loft Home 🦛

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2 months

what was he cooking

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1 year

white people after saying it’s a bad day to be a beer

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4 months

he didn’t like tunnels and i was fucking jewish

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1 year

i don’t like this.

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8 months

about to show this cracker barrel the dark side of alcoholism

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3 months

walk-in beer cave

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

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3 months

What would you do with this space?

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1 month

the worst guy you know

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2 months

about to show this cracker barrel the dark side of alcoholism

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2 years

autism be damned that boy can make a pipe bomb

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6 months

type of shit i’ve been on lately

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9 months

@midsmoker34 he ain’t dapping anyone up he’s about to give you the firmest handshake of your life and maybe a hand on your shoulder

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10 months

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2 years

i’m not a raging alcoholic, i’m actually a pretty chill one

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4 months

congrats fritz, i will drink 982 beers by 12am on january 28th to celebrate

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4 months

Fritz is 982 pounds today! 👏🎉

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5 months

hard drug friday

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2 years

i don’t have the shakes i’m just excited to get my next beer

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5 months

ok not funny guys which one of you did this to me when i was blackout drunk

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2 months

let's give it fentanyl

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4 months

Hello world, I'm 15 minutes old 🥰❤️

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6 months

i’d drink so much beer in this bad boy

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6 months

men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

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7 months

last night we let the liquor talk

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19 days

i pray my peanits gets big as the eiffel tower so i can jork my peanits for 72 hours

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1 year

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11 months

i’m the lebron of opening my 14th beer not drinking any of it and falling asleep

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1 year

i keep reading this with a migos flow and i’m not sure why

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1 year

I lie on the grass like a worm. Franz Kafka, 1909.

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6 months

i will be drinking 10 beers really fast and blacking out to celebrate

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6 months

A perfect 10 for Fritz! 👏🥇

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11 months

she call me dave the way i buster

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1 year

i will drink 600 beers to celebrate

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1 year

Baby hippo Fritz is 600 pounds today! 👏🎉 Fritz is 8.5 months old. Fiona didn't hit 600 pounds until she was 10 months old!

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1 year

my liver realizing it’s vodka soda sunday after it was just cold beer friday and vodka soda saturday

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6 months

most normal guy ever: shower gin and tonic

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4 months

wine drinkers be like i’ll have the penis noir

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1 year

cold beer friday

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8 months

drinking a beer and ashing a cigarette in this thing to heal my inner child

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9 months

god forbid women have hobbies

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4 months

fiona i’m so glad you’re alive and healthy im going to drink 7 beers really fast to celebrate

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4 months

Happy Birthday, Fiona! Today is all about princess Fiona! It’s hard to believe that 7 years ago today she crashed into our lives! There was so much uncertainty & fear when she was born so small & early but she proved everyone wrong and secured a permanent place in all our hearts!

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8 months

last night we let the liquor talk

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4 months

i bet this shit felt good asf

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3 months

not kaczynski but my

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7 months

starting sober october today! wish me luck

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4 months

my ex majored in grooming, i was his minor

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3 months

congrats fritz, i will drink 1,010 beers in your honor even if its the last thing i do

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3 months

🗣️ Attention! Fritz is 1,010 pounds today! He reached this milestone five months earlier than Fiona did. She was 1 year, 11 months and 1 day old and Fritz is currently 1 year, 6 months and five days old! Both hippo is are growing big and strong and doing well! 🥳🤩

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7 months

whoever made this count your fucking days

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6 months

imagine drinking a beer on this

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5 months

me 🤝 homeless people drinking on an empty stomach

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8 months

me after turning on the gas stove before leaving a party

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1 year

not now kitten, daddy is doing a field sobriety test

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1 year

it’s cold beer friday

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2 months

i have ptsd, puffing that strong disorder. in other words, my smoke too tough

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2 years

i have butterflies where beer should be

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10 months

when someone points out that cold beer saturday is right after cold beer friday

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1 year

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2 years

cheese fixes everything

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2 months

how i look at my bro after 7 double vodka cranberries in 2 hours

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7 months

what if we kissed on the brouch

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5 months

this is my version of a weighted blanket, it does wonders for my anxiety

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7 months

no more beer

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2 months

My IQ isn’t high but I still Queue up some Creed and drink some cold ones

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4 months

me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving 13 beers and a taco bell cravings box

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2 months

Out here copping my baby nephew rare basketball jerseys got me feeling unstoppable

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1 year

it’s skinny white boy awareness week, if you see a skinny white boy let them know you love them

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1 year

pussy had me hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok, and flat out deceived

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7 months

blacking out alone in your apartment all by yourself handsome?

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7 months

don’t invite me to the function if this isn’t the vibe

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1 year

i will celebrate by drinking beer everyday for the next 9 months

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1 year

Fritz the hippo is 9 months old!!

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1 year

mfs terrified of going to the bear doctor

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1 year

Just some Black Bears eating some apples in the woods

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10 months

I'd never tell anyone I'd won the lottery, but there would be signs

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10 months

He has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. We have to take him out.

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6 months

getting so drunk that car seat headrest makes sense

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10 months

oh my god he’s so fucking close he’s almost there

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1 year

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1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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9 months

You know bartender isn’t even my job. It’s not alcoholic either which is a common misconception. See actually, my job… is just beer.

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5 months

me grabbing a beer from the fridge

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22 days

doing this with beer so i’m never thirsty

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She done turn her child into a gerbil

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6 months

something about it getting dark early makes me want to drink 12 beers every night and die

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11 months

yeah baby

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11 months

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous invention

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8 months

what the bartender sees before they cut me off and I cause a scene

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