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6 months

me and my friends in san luis obispo

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forming a cult in san luis obispo

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10 months

@jzux spending $50 on coffee per week is the only thing keeping me alive

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having an intellectual conversation with a man

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@aliyahInterlude in a perfect world

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@northstardoll drag me harder

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@DaveMcNamee3000 i’m barking

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good morning

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my jaw has been clenched for at least 10 years

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7 months

in another universe, i am sitting in the basement, drinking a blue Hi-C juice box, watching Ed, Edd n Eddy. i am 6 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.

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1 year

@ULTRAGLOSS i love sharing a birthday with amy winehouse

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i put this picture on my dating profile

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i need sociologists to study the sexual tension between people of a similar age at the airport

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i got a new hat

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i live to be the most mysterious and damaged grandchild at the holiday function

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7 months

going back to my hometown for the holidays

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1 year

his high beams are on

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8 months

hey, just wondering, could you make a fucking effort for once? no worries if not

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1 year

when the gyno asks “are you sexually active with male or female partners” and you respond “both”

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10 months

goodnight

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2 years

why does goodwill smell like that

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1 year

the sky kissed me on the forehead

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2 years

if i’m paying $1500 for rent i do not want to see these kitchen cabinets

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2 years

finding myself

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6 months

my ex left me for a girl who says ‘doggo’ and ‘heckin’ unironically so you could say i’m doing pretty well

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2 years

every day the american government finds a new way to prove to us that they suck ass

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7 months

i spent the entire summer collecting rocks and beach glass

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3 months

triple texted

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9 months

hey quick question does anyone know What is going on

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6 months

imagine smoking weed here

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2 years

didn’t get approved for an apartment because i have student loans in collections because i prioritized paying my rent

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7 months

@sojuboyteIIem they explored each other’s bodies

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2 years

white people love climbing rocks

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7 months

@citehchris and then you end up in a tumultuous, on-and-off relationship for 10 years

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hey i got a job

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5 months

shifted from depression to mania…… let the show begin!!!!

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1 year

my body is not a temple it is a landfill

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7 months

journaling 🖤

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10 months

watching people from my high school fight with each other on the 10 year reunion Facebook page is giving me zest for life

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8 months

@DonellaVolkova i wanna know where to find men like this because i can’t even get a text back

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1 year

let’s get this bread

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2 years

i parallel parked a u-haul truck today so i’m either a god or a lesbian

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2 years

is he a straight guy trying to text or is he just not into me: a memoir

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5 months

can someone check on my nana

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1 year

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6 months

just slammed two baked potatoes back to back

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2 years

coke zero is nectar from the bisexual gods

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10 months

being in love with someone you’re not allowed to be in love with is hell on earth

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7 months

nectar of the gods

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4 months

when are we going to collectively decide that cover letters are bullshit

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11 months

rot girl summer

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3 months

being a knick knack person is fun until you have to move

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3 months

life after two beers is worth living!!!

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1 year

i’m a nepo baby (my mom has attachment issues and my dad has substance abuse issues)

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1 year

a man said this to me and then blocked me on everything 6 hours later

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11 months

@_babyfrog and also when they get done eating dry food and have some dusty crumbs on their chin

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1 year

my landlord has my back stairwell set up like a saw trap for pigeons

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2 years

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and unhinged online?

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3 months

why don’t they have a senior bacon cheeseburger

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1 year

he doesn’t care if i live or die but that doesn’t stop me from romanticizing him!

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7 months

good morning

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4 months

@hourIyhoroscope don’t make me delusional this morning

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1 year

sunday

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2 years

eating a hot dog and listening to beach house

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i want my future husband to wear this on our wedding night

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1 year

high as hell and eating pierogis

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9 months

@cum_41 just Pittsburgh things

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1 year

grandma poppers

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3 months

accidentally listened to a 10 minute king gizzard & the lizard wizard song and now i’m overwhelmed

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2 years

checked into the heartbreak hotel and now my hair is pink

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5 months

why does everyone always have something to say

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2 years

in my dumb bitch era

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7 months

texting my best friend “can we hug?”

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2 years

i want romance from men but i want to rail most women

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1 year

i need someone to like me so much that they feel inclined to craft a one-of-a-kind furniture piece in my honor

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9 months

uncontrollably sobbing on your birthday is part of womanhood

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7 months

i hope she gets bit by a wild boar and contracts a rare disease immediately and then dies of heart failure

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1 year

just two women who like each other but are going on dates with dumb guys because they are in denial that they like each other because they shouldn’t like each other because they found out they were sleeping with the same dude and that’s how they met

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men when they find out i’m a real person with feelings and not just a hot girl with a great personality