#TheSullyGospel
1. By default, you're ugly.
2. Get money. If you don't, being ugly will live with you forever like a felon.
3. The only cure for being ugly is money.
4. If you're ugly and you don't get money, you'll rarely score.
5. Rich men are not ugly.
6. Broke men are ugly.
Panda Super Metro. Shukishwa Thika main stage. Teremka kidogo hapo kuna stage ya nduthi. Ulizia Robaa mshow umetumwa na Sully. Mwambie akuweke baze ya Kasee Biafra. Nje ya Kirori plaza utaona cobbler. Nishamwambia kuna kiatu inaletwa
Nayaona mahipsi dada. Nakuomba uje guu moja bak bandika bak bandua hadi mji wa Thika, kitongoji cha Biafra, niyakamate mahipsi huku nikikilamba kitako chako.
Mwalimu by saa tatu usiku nataka ukuwe Thika Biafra, Kirori Plaza house number 4C na ukuje bila chupi utanipata hapo nje nikiwa ndethe nikipigisha mboro press ups alafu tuingie ndani nikufanyie kibarua
Leo asubuhi I passed by teachers parking lot ya motorbike nkapiga picha na nkapost in juxtaposition with Kapsabet boiz then randomly picked a name ya a school in Tharaka😂. Mai Lawd,si mmenipika,eii😂😭 nlikua naona naisha tu. Loyal wako anakurushia jiwe moja unashtuka😂
Btw niliwachwa. Am very depressed.
Am not eating, am extremely sad, i have lost everything and i can’t even access my account or companies.
Tommorow i will jump off a cliff😭
Eugene - Njiiri School, Kigumo Sub County, Murang'a County
Class - 4 Jubilee
Dorm - New Dorm North Wing 2nd Floor
Fiancé - Victor (Dorm -South Wing 3rd floor)(Class - 4Alpha)
Best Gay friend - Isaac Mwaura - 1J/2M/3M/4Mandela
Sides of Twitter:
Westmall Twitter - ya maballer
Warthog Twitter - ya ugly niggas/tl hunnies
Locket Twitter - hawa wako na iPhones
Lambatanye Twitter - ya bootlickers
Peasant Twitter - ya maskini
Moshatha Twitter - ya ushago pals
Ugly broke niggas ndio tunaingia online after hours of struggling kuconnect vpn. Our ugly and broke female counterparts waliamka mbele yetu, wakatutusi na wakaset standards. Sisi wote tunateseka lakini ni kama hatuezi coexist.
Mumbi, we don't care if you're fat. See, whatever you decide is the way and the truth. If you say that I am a hedgehog, then may it be. Mumbi, the sight of you offers carthatic spasms and my schlong is ready to be drained. Hey baby, come, to Blud ❤️
Ingekua ni mimi nilichukua hio loan ya 600K ningebook flight moja maridadi quick fast hadi Singapore, mji wa Kuala Lampur. By the time mzazi wangu anauliza niko wapi kumbe mimi niko kwa beach na petite babes hawajanyoa fudhi wakinipea rimjobs
Suppose you marry a widow who has a grown up daughter and your father marries the grown up daughter. Sasa the widow's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your granny. As the husband of your grandma, you become your own grandpa