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//unapologetically thick 🍑//💜💜🤞cosmetologist💅//isaiah 54:17//trainer// bikes #plussize !!!!!!! @casandrafaith25

Kajiado, Kenya
Joined December 2023
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@Itswambu1
Joan🥶
4 months
Kanisa zingine hua funny wdym aty as a parish mumeandikiwa quarter mtoe 700k this year na deni ya last two years haijalipwa ...ni nani uyo anatudai kwanza ?
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Joan🥶
23 days
Tuambiane Tu ukweli kuna tribes kila mtu aliambiwa na wazazi wake asiwai peleka kwao 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
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Joan🥶
3 months
Yes im a kikuyu thread👇 Im a kikuyu of course my prayers start with " orīngī nītwoka mbere yaku mwathani " 😭😭
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Joan🥶
1 month
Mlisema rule no.1 at work place hakuna kudate colleges ????
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Joan🥶
3 months
Nimekuona nikadelete google ju nimejua the search is over
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Juja_finnest💥
3 months
Leo nayo hakuna mtu amebuy anything, Mkujie vitu za hardware jameeni 😪
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Joan🥶
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My friend haamini ako na mimba 😂 anasema last ni yeye alikua juu so ni yeye alimwagia Jamaa yake 😭😭😭
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Joan🥶
7 days
Plot rule 126 Never chew your neighbour
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Joan🥶
2 months
Bibi ya abuya akipotea na watoto content ya abuya inaisha
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Joan🥶
1 month
ni nini ushai ambiwa na mzazi wako ukaona utafute kwako roho Safi
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Joan🥶
1 month
Having a boyfriend mwenye hapendi mambo na game na ball >>>>>>>>
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Joan🥶
1 month
mi nayo nitakupea fast replies masaa ya kupimana ego kama vienyeji wananyesha ndio sina
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Joan🥶
1 month
Imagine dating a guy who always texts first , replies you in a sec 🫢,cares for you and gives you attention ,can handle you anger issues 😉, apologizes first 💜, ignores all girls for you 😩😩😩
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Joan🥶
2 months
Kuna a guy nilitafutia job ya 20k monthly akasema hataki na hana job nini hukua mbaya na wanaume
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Joan🥶
3 months
Rules are rules riri
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Joan🥶
2 months
This guy is very shy nilimsalimia anaanza kuangalia chini akishy ,😂😂ata no.hungeitisha
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KOT Socha 🇰🇪
2 months
Nani ako na number yake jameni? I think I will settle nikimpata
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Joan🥶
4 months
Kila dem ako na kale kajamaa kanakaa venye kanataka na huwa anakapea free from time to time 😂
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Joan🥶
4 months
Nimeboeka ju nainama mtume za lunch
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Joan🥶
1 month
Siku hizi wanaume hawana Adams apple ! What's happening
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Joan🥶
8 days
Nditwo ta ngui
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Joan🥶
1 month
Uber is 2500, pikipiki is 100, matatu is 30... as a Kikuyu beautiful babygirl what would you do?😂💔
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Joan🥶
2 months
Nionyeshe msanii mumeru nikuonyeshe left tirries
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Joan🥶
4 months
Avoid rumors that im short 😂 #MJF
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Joan🥶
1 month
After sex mnaongeanga kuhusu nini?
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Joan🥶
29 days
If you love someone,foreplay isn't a must ,infact there is no need for it
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Joan🥶
28 days
Aberdares kunanice tu 🫶
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Joan🥶
4 months
Ndio niko msitu guys 🤭🤭🤭
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Joan🥶
3 months
Weeh na nitawahi Pata mtu atanipenda tu genuinely... Someone who won't make me feel like am begging for love. Yani nipendwee tu! Yani purely Ata staki vitu material nipendwee na nimpendee Kama tu Ile cartoon ya Cinderella
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Joan🥶
2 months
Longonot here we go 🤭
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Joan🥶
2 months
Who wants to chill with the big girls🤭
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Joan🥶
1 month
you won 3 million and your friends eye surgery costs 2.5million what will you do ?
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Joan🥶
4 months
R.i.p Bree its so sad 😭
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Joan🥶
1 month
How to hack wifi ya neighbor ,anyone who knows ???
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Joan🥶
3 months
My forehead shining like a diamond! 💎
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Joan🥶
1 month
Nimeona hii video ya Nikita akikamua ngombe first of all vile alifunga ngombe miguu naisha 😂,alafu mbona aekee io kuni ndani ya io kibuyu maziwa inakaa iko na makaaa
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Joan🥶
3 months
Lakin kama hudate unafanyia nini whatsaap ?
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Joan🥶
1 month
Gas yangu inaelekea miezi tano sasa eiiiii see God 😩😩😩😩
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Joan🥶
2 months
Do you miss your virginity breaker ?
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Joan🥶
1 month
Imebidi niletee my pal muli some fruits 😌eiiiiii
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Joan🥶
6 days
Cousins from you dad's side or your mom's side???????????
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Joan🥶
2 months
Vile nimepanda io mlima ata mimi sijai pandwa hivo @AfriQuestKenya
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Joan🥶
3 months
Good morning brethrens its a beautiful monday💜wishing y'all have a fruitful day 😃
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Joan🥶
3 months
My boyfriend telling me " uka tuharukane " its madness wakikuyu hawaezi omba visexy
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Joan🥶
28 days
Leo nimepatana na a big fan of mine, akaitisha pics na autograph, anyway tuko aberdares
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Joan🥶
2 months
Siah ako na haga maangai
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Joan🥶
2 months
Bhadghurl riri ni karembo 🤭🤭warui ni mpole sana 😂😂😂
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2 months
Leo nakula heart
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Joan🥶
2 months
😂😂😂vile mnalabishwa dust hizi streets tu
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Joan🥶
3 months
Btwn kuna wanaume hunyimana kweli ??? Like unamshow come over anakwambia apana sikuji na sikutaki??kuna mwanaume anaeza cut off dame kabisa ?
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Joan🥶
2 months
Mnakuanga na alot to say uku tl lakini nyinyi ni waoga in person 😂😂😂im the only real person vile natweet ndio naongea
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Joan🥶
24 days
Ni wapi mtu anaeza ishi aonange sunset na sunrise daily ?
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Joan🥶
21 days
Black and white thread anyone 🫢😂
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Joan🥶
2 months
Hello brethrens ,,mtume kakitu niko njaa🥲
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Joan🥶
3 months
Show me your T.B.T 😆
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Joan🥶
4 months
Kesh after one round 😂😂😂
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Joan🥶
2 months
Mwanaume kukunywa fanta kwanza black current ni umama
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Joan🥶
2 months
Drinking alcohol and smoking as a man is a huge turn off
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Joan🥶
1 month
I think it gave what I wanted 😩 Meanwhile black and white thread anyone ?
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Joan🥶
1 month
I hope this hairstyle gonna style up the way I want 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
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Joan🥶
5 months
Hiii ni usiku ?
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5 months
Daughters of mumbi wanakuanga na haga usiku
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Joan🥶
2 months
I really wonder how long distance relationships works 😂😂kama mimi ako apa thugunui and i miss him ady naskia kum block 😭
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Joan🥶
1 month
Hawa wasichana hushida "my man my man "wauniboo sana nkt
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Joan🥶
5 months
Mko wapi 😂 #mjfoundationlaunch
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Joan🥶
1 month
Safaricom siku hizi wananipea free data why
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Joan🥶
2 months
I will be so hurt if my first born is not a boy 😑
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Joan🥶
4 months
Ghosting someone cause you have strong feelings for them is valid !
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Joan🥶
20 days
Hako kanasahau kuna nudes zake kalikua kametuma tuma hahaha njuka kahora ngui ino
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Joan🥶
3 months
True ! Kuna mwanaume tulihang out na hakuniguza 1 week
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3 months
Most ladies think the intentions of a man ni kumdinya, wrong.
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Joan🥶
4 months
There is a couple walifanya arusi its been years bila watoto if ni mwanaume ako na shida why can't he pay another man to sleep with his wife apande mbegu 🌝if the problem is the woman why cant they adopt a child ?
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Joan🥶
2 months
Niliambia uyo nimlipie kuenda longonot na nimuonje akakata
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Joan🥶
3 months
Its cultural week today is kitenge wear 🤭🤭good morning brethrens
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Joan🥶
15 days
Mtu anakosa kureply text zako ju ako na D kubwa
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Joan🥶
4 months
Mlisema heri mumtumie pesa akule smokie zake 😂😂
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Joan🥶
4 months
Mnajuanga ajy mtu ako na good intentions towards you ??? Bc im very confused 😂😂😂😂
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Joan🥶
1 month
Uko normal WhatsApp ukinishow "nitumie " ukose kuniambia thanks sitawai kutumia tena
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Joan🥶
3 months
Unakaa single for long ady unasahau kua romantic ady kwa chats 🤦‍♀️
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Joan🥶
3 months
Mwalimu josh kesho ataamka kuanza kutweet maneno ya riri 😂😂na tushamaliza
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Joan🥶
3 months
Feeling better today ,i thank God 🥺💜
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Joan🥶
4 months
Ni nini umebakisha kununa kwako kwa nyumba ? Mimi ni meza ,fridge ,na woffer
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Joan🥶
4 months
Men who love boobs >>>>>>>>
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Joan🥶
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We need to call out parents for a serious conversation 😭waache hii beef
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Joan🥶
2 months
Tupo site ,,
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Joan🥶
2 months
Weed lovers,y'all need to try tanzanian weed and thank me later Good day
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Joan🥶
4 months
@MrRightke Vile tu hutawai pata dame maasai akiwa maid
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Joan🥶
11 days
Good morning brethrens Today I'm about to do something I have never done the fear and the tension I have 😩so help me God ,have a fruitful day 😚
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Joan🥶
1 month
Uyo jamaa hudhani yeye ni bully na ni kupanua miguu tu kwa tweets za kila mtu akue noticed jameni haha
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Joan🥶
4 months
Except condoms and pads what else should be in the ladies handbag 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Joan🥶
4 months
Have you ever begged someone to take you back ??????
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Joan🥶
2 months
Ingekua Mimi ningeenda Io vacation nimwambie kuhusu uyo mgojwa but anyway leteni till tuchange 🫶
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Joan🥶
3 months
Kukatiwa na mtu hutaki feels disrespectful ,everything he is saying its just disgusting 😂
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Joan🥶
23 days
Kama unajua unadate mtu hautaoa mwambie Tu ukweli 😭ndio atafute soulmate na mnauliza mbona single mothers ni wengi kumbe hangepeleka another tribe kwao 😭😂😂😂
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Joan🥶
3 months
@_flowstryy I'm a Kikuyu when i give bad news to someone..I finish with.."riu uguo niguo maundu makihana"😂😂
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Joan🥶
3 months
@KPyenga 😂😂😂 When you dress nice we say. "Maaani wikuo ta ngui "
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Joan🥶
1 month
PEOPLE SHOULD MARRY THEIR TRIBE !!!!!!!!
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Joan🥶
3 months
Kama wewe ni mkikuyu ebu tufolloiane 😂😂
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Joan🥶
2 months
Is your Best friend supposed to talk with your ex ????
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Joan🥶
28 days
It was really a good day 😌🫶
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Joan🥶
1 month
Niko apa kwa @osumo_brad fish is fishing eiiiii
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Joan🥶
3 months
Jana ningekufa nikiwa virgini 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️acha nitafute mtu sasa life is short
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Joan🥶
2 months
Men with less followers >>>>> 🫶
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Joan🥶
3 months
Hii pressure ya valentine iko online tu kwa ground mambo ni different
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