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@AfriQuestKenya
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Karibu sana to AfriQuest Expeditions 🇰🇪 As we unveil the beauty of Kenya, join us and Discover Africa's heartbeat. Explore the richness of our culture, the majesty of our landscapes, and the warmth of our hospitality. Let the adventure begin 🫶 Cc: @muli_brian_
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Dandora kuna mzinga inaitwa "Ferrari" na ni 110 bob, before uuziwe unaitishwa number ya next of kin
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Make up and filters should be criminalized
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In less than 5 minutes citizen TV wako na documentary ya Mwai Kibaki, nikama ilikua ready
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EABL walisema they stopped production of chrome gin a year ago, hii mnakunywa sijui mnatoa wapi
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A woman from Twic Mayardit community of South Sudan gives birth to twins white kids, blames her Dinka husband for drinking too much milk😂
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Me as a lawyer : My lord's, Don't shout at me, it's the person I came to represent. I'm not the criminal. 😬
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Happened at kitengela interchange na sioni kenyans na mitungi. We've matured as a country
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Champions league is the second greatest football competition in the world after highschool inter-classes
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Hakuna msee huniudhi kushinda huyu
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So the government constructed a 10km road within days in Othaya, but takes years to construct normal roads?
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We're sending 3 of our best superheroes to deal with Uganda
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Where it all started 😅😅
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I will miss Ugali😭😭
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Najua recently mumeona hizi, mnajua kazi yake?
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Hakuna mkale kwa top 10 ya hiyo KCPE, kazi ni kutoa tu meno nje
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This is the year 2115 AD, scientists have discovered the fossils of Degrata still masturbating
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Nikama CBC iko na vitu mingi enye hatujui
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Kevin De Bruyne is the second best midfielder in the world after Charlene Ruto's hairline
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Hakuna advert hunikasirisha kushinda hii, thumbs down hapa
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Give him a Muslim name
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A picture of a man who was caught trying to record the live proceedings of the event for his wife. The members gave him a slight warning #MensConference2023
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Ndio kuingia grind. Huku sisi ndio cctv
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One secret of surviving in Nairobi they never tell you is never to rent a house managed by an Agent. Always get one you directly talk to and pay the landlord.
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"Ukiwa Nairobi never walk in a straight line, walk like 2 minutes then change direction abruptly, the main aim is to be unpredictable"
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Mwenye Sportpesa ndio huyo ametafuta kazi kama wanaume wengine na wewe uko hapo unadhani betting ni Kazi.
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Hapa Kenya hakuna lesbian ako past 40, ni Peer pressure na bangi inawasumbua akili
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Meanwhile in Siaya, 50% of the blood donated by a certain school has tested HIV positive
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"Hapa naona imeandikwa Carbon and its Compounds, hii Compound iko side gani?"
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Tumepanda nganya ya Kasarani inaitwa invisible, beste yangu amefika tao akiumwa na kichwa na ana nose bleed mbaya. Loud music should be criminalized in public transport
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Mnakuanga very bitter for nothing 😅😅😅
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I don't think Kenyans fully appreciate how good Dr Kingori is
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Only in Kiambu road 😂
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A section of the newly constructed Nairobi Expressway
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Barrack Obama said Yes we can, Eliud Kipchoge said no human is limited and I said Yes Bana
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Kenyans hate kenya until an outsider talks shit about us. Fox news we are coming for you
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Kafangi and Shanki graduating from Egerton and Maseno respectively
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Highschool kuna time prefects wote walikua wanaenda trip wanaacha shule inarun na magangster
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Hii apartment naishi kuna dem amerusha boyfriend yake kutoka 4th floor
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Villagers hufurahia sana wakikuona ulienda campus na uko home tu unemployed.
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This is how Uhuru Gardens looks like after being renovated. Uhuru Kenyatta delivered and Kenyans will miss him
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Crazy kennar is the real president of comedy in Africa, Eric Omondi needs to wake up, it's not 2012 anymore.
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Ngono Kante
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We will never forget Shanki aliandikia Bosibori poem😭
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In the bible satan only killed 10 people while God killed over 2 million people
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Almost every Billboard in Nairobi are owned by Magnate Ventures. Who owns this company?
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Huwa mnadeal aje na Landlord amekataa na deposit yako?
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The people of Kisumu are inviting Chebukati for a thanks giving ceremony at Kondele market.
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Kama uko na plans ya kuenda shopping ya laptop this weekend here is THREAD that will assist you
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Bahati being chased out of the #MensConference2022
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This faces will scare investors
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Normalize following back wasee huwa wanaengage your tweets
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Tell us your university without saying the name?
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Matatu za route gani ndio huwa mzee kabisaa hii Nairobi?
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They've been Spotted in Eldoret town, something I know these cars are mainly deployed on opposition zones in about three or four weeks to the General Election.
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People with tattoos, be honest. Do you have any regrets?
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Am watching citizen tv and no single moment have they shown the face of DP Ruto
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Your favourite bully😭😭😂
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What's the lowest umewai enda for a woman?
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I'm wheezing😂😂😂😂😂
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If you've copied that KDJ 037G image and pasted to see if your phone works you need to revalue your priorities
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Degrata analala njaa kwa hostels huko Moi na anapea amerix advice. Interesting times to be alive
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Polycarp Igathe happens to be the only boy whose uncle forwards his CV.
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@amerix Wewe unataka kutuua sasa
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Ukisave 20bob per day itakuwa 20×7=Ksh 140 per week, 140×30=Ksh 4,200 per month. 4,200×366=Ksh 1,537,200 per year
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Mermaid iko na wig ya abuja. Some things don't make sense
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Citizen TV tonight after Jeff Koinange interviews with Wajackoyah the 5th on JKL
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Still shocked that Gachagua will be our deputy president
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Watching football was fun until women started participating in it
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Where is Baba? Number 2,3 and 4 are already at the Bomas of Kenya
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BREAKING: Jimmy Wanjigi picks Degrata as the Deputy President
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Tried some Omena today😍
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Jalas is a comedian and possesses no leadership skills
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Highschool ulilala dorm inaitwa aje?
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Najua unatumia whatsapp GB but under no circumstance should you reply to my deleted messages or status
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Hii inakuanga 1700 ama wameniibia?
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Who is the most useless politician to ever exist in the history of Kenyan politics?
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Mc Fullstop is the best reggae and dancehall hype man in Kenya. Ring the bell
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Whether Johnson Sakaja is cleared by IEBC or not, it will not change the fact that Polycarp Igathe will finish last in the gubernatorial race
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Ukitaka kujua sura ya dem mpee miwa
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Alcohol is finishing our youths in Kenya
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So professor George Wajackoyah has 16 degrees
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Wameleta Crazy Kennar akue Aide De Camp
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I don't think Kenyans fully appreciate how good Abel Mutua is
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Mko na pesa hii Nairobi🥺
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79% of girls having iPhone are hiv positive
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Before money was introduced, what did women find attractive in men?
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Na Andrew Kibe ametulia ama amesota
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Baby shark song on YouTube iko na over 11 billion views na world population ni 9 billion, how?
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Ule jamaa wa kuexpose single mothers in the mud😂
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What's the stupidest thing you believed as a child?
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Kenya power have released a statement saying the power blackout is experienced within Nairobi and it's environs, sijawai jua kisii iko karibu Nairobi
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In one month Ruto has made many foreign trips than Uhuru in three years and Kibaki in a whole term.
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Apologize to one part of your body that you have over used
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Ukigrow up huwa unarealize kufanya bash siku ya birthday kufurahisha watu is just a waste of money
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Can we all agree that Citizen tv has the best coverage of the inauguration
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Research inasema 85% ya kenyans huwa wanakula Ugali na skuma for supper daily
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JUST IN: Nominated MP David Sankok's Son who was a Form 4 Student at Maseno High School, Shoots himself dead at their home.
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Crazy kennar networth is estimated to be about 60 million. Jameni
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