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@melinskers

3 years

calling peoples' opinion of me "fan theories"

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@prettycritical it's dirtbag tapas, it's a meal made of "sides," it's what you eat when you simply do not want to cook

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5 years

@calebsaysthings If you get a little high you’re fine, if you get realllly high you’re fine, if you get medium high... you remember every single thing you’ve ever said that was Poorly Received despite your intentions.

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10 months

@whoreby_parker idk if this helps or hurts but when it’s been that long, it’s usually the year or two preceding the breakup that sucks more

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@melinskers

4 years

"paris' friend and former assistant," @kimkardashian . lmaoooo #thisisparis

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@melinskers

8 months

@altmadaf omg yes - it's this but they're adopting an aesthetic with no underpinned ethos/message/subculture:

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3 years

@StefComedyJam yeah no way she’s ever slept with a middle eastern woman

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8 months

whoever did sydney sweeney’s hair and makeup for this episode of hot ones did an AMAZING job, just perfect

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@melinskers

10 months

this is why people need to invest more in their friendships and community, there’s absolutely no reason for this woman to have bangs and people who care about her would tell her this x

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@westcoastwinter

10 months

White woman who gave up her career as a SOCIAL WORKER to be an influencer gallivants around on some Eat Pray Love bullshit and has the gall to come back to Canada and start bitching about how strangers who are clearly in the throes of mental health crises make her feel “unsafe”

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@melinskers

8 months

this is so illustrative of the problem - men love to try and come across as “balanced” by suggesting that the midpoint between two arguments is always the best solution.

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@jburnmurdoch

8 months

So perhaps the gap here will be closed by both sides meeting in the middle. That would be very good! Almost certainly better for solution cohesion than one side doing all the legwork. Time will tell.

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1 year

these are the same CEOs who cancel all business travel and offsites for non-sales teams and then take a private jet to geneva.

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@MorePerfectUS

1 year

Love it when CEOs tell us we’re being selfish.

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@melinskers

4 years

@LolOverruled me

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1 year

@LouBegaVEVO @yosoymichael are they not under settings > apple id > subscriptions?

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@melinskers

3 years

@taylorgarron yes!!! we have two “types” of walks: one for business and one for pleasure. business walk is the same route every time so he knows the vibe. pleasure walk is free form jazz and he gets to do whatever as long as he’s not dragging me.

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@melinskers

2 years

@yunghermoso you can visit his house on grand concourse!!

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@melinskers

1 year

@judysquirrels did you see the interview where he said his favorite role of kirsten’s was the beguiled and she mentioned like mike? truly had me beaming it was so cute

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@melinskers

10 months

@mollytaft screaming yes yes exactly at the top of my lungs

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@melinskers

3 years

while we're here let's pass the PRO act

Support the PRO Act for Worker Power

The Protecting the Right to Organize (PRO) Act is historic legislation that will put power in the hands of workers and reverse decades of legislation meant to crush unions. The bill will completely...

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@melinskers

3 years

@gerrieyaki @bettinamak this is true and backed by academic research

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@melinskers

1 year

@SupremelyWise @LouBegaVEVO @yosoymichael well to be fair they’re complicated devices! lots of things happening on these little machines.

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@melinskers

4 years

@GavinNewsom gavin....start with not making those fracking deals, then.

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@melinskers

3 years

@bettinamak I worked in workforce development for six years and it was the cornerstone of our program. We did a university study which showed it was actually the main blocker for under served populations getting into the “white collar” workforce. Short answer: nobody teaches it, it’s a mess.

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@melinskers

4 years

Had no idea how big the crowd had gotten in SF today until we turned a corner in the mission and —

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@melinskers

10 months

did i lie?

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@melinskers

3 years

falling in love getting married having six beautiful daughters, as a bit

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@melinskers

2 years

@booradley31 @JoshuaPotash ask mike bloomberg

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@melinskers

10 months

@usernameshafii @whoreby_parker i wasn’t talking to you bb but now that you rang i hope you find real love and it makes you so soft that you have no choice but to live happily ever after xoxo

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@melinskers

3 years

gen z thinks everything is human trafficking why

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@melinskers

2 years

@MilesKlee did my local pharmacy write this in between their 30 day cycle of grilling me for my stimulants?

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@melinskers

2 years

@rachelmillman i attempted to give a very large man a piggy back ride and then had to explain this bruise to my dad, would do it again purely for the look of horror on said large man’s face when i crumpled like tissue paper

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@melinskers

3 years

okay but realizing she could cover the opening with her hand? woman in STEM!!

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@melinskers

1 year

my reaction would have been different when i was younger but current me believes that if the internet located me to say my friends were talking shit i would just send it to them like "wow u got me bitch lol what are you doing for halloween?"

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@offbeatorbit

1 year

I really believe ppl should be able to do a little shit talking in peace 😭

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@melinskers

4 years

@BigTucsonDad think about this every day

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@melinskers

3 years

@bettinamak Would also argue that the consulting firms who *do* teach it do it poorly and churn out high-performance low-self esteem people who have trouble integrating with permanent teams after leaving consulting.

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@melinskers

2 years

@bettinamak they literally sell halloumi at publix in miami lmao

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@melinskers

7 months

we need to return to the era of "going out clothes" being different from daytime clothes so the youth can see it's about wearing a sequined bandanna halter top and steve madden block heels at 8am

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@xsphi

7 months

"the walk of shame" is one of those concepts from normie culture I just can't seem to wrap my head around. why are you, as an adult, ashamed to be moving from one location to another at a particular time? why does that imply sex? are normies really that predictable?

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@melinskers

3 years

you can still shop at urban in your 30s if you just say “i think like free people or anthro” when someone asks you where an item is from

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@melinskers

3 years

@axios when are we gonna stop with the false equivalencies here? lawmakers on the right enabled jan 6, are actively inciting hate towards a muslim member of congress... like of course dem students don't want to hang out?

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@melinskers

8 months

@prettycritical this is the exact gift with purchase tote you can get from samsonite for spending $50 for like the last ten years lol

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@melinskers

1 year

it's maxwell sheffield's time now

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@MichaelPaulson

1 year

"Bad Cinderella" will end its Broadway run on June 4, leaving Broadway without a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber for the first time since 1979.

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@melinskers

4 years

@chrisarvinsf "crossing the entire city" on franklin? well that kind of says a lot about what this person thinks the city is.

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@melinskers

3 years

@StefComedyJam omg noooooo

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@melinskers

2 years

@LOUIEFATTONS @DripsofVenus @throwawaypt2 I’ve learned the rise on mens jeans is like criminally low we need to get them some high waisted situations

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@melinskers

3 years

one for hydration, one for energy, and one for cultivating a general vibe for the outing

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@melinskers

3 years

someone came to me looking for backup in a dispute about the best american pizza and the LOOK of sheer disappointment they gave when i said "it's detroit" lmaooo

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@melinskers

1 year

this is because a boomer will look you in the face and say “everyone thinks about sensually kissing their same sex friends sometimes” and still say they are straight

Laura Powell

@LauraPowellEsq

1 year

From the 2021 poll, showing the generation differences are most pronounced for the categories of bisexual, trans, and other.

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@melinskers

10 months

also before anyone comes into my dms to tell me to kms, consider the fact that we have a similar face shape but there isn’t a single employee at spoke + weal who would let me walk out of the salon like this bc i’m kind, funny and i tip 30%

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@melinskers

8 months

they closed the mid mod palm springs kfc, america is so over

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@melinskers

2 years

@freshhel like if the nordstrom cafes had the ambiance of a neglected chipotle?

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@melinskers

11 months

during the primaries in 2020 i distinctly remember him going completely blank for about ten seconds looking for a word he wanted to say. that word was "scarf."

Will Stancil

@whstancil

11 months

I've wanted someone to poll "Is Biden senile" for a while now, and this is why: maybe Biden's single biggest weakness is that all young people think he's mentally absent! Just a stupid TikTok meme now accepted by huge majorities!

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7 months

"nobody says relationships are easy [we hate each other], and we've been through our fair share of ups and downs [cheating], but i love my forever valentine no matter what [actively researching divorce representation]"

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@melinskers

2 years

a cancelled international flight, 22 hours, three rebookings, and four legs later, we have arrived home in THE MOST beautiful city in america looking like a mfing goblin 🌁

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@melinskers

3 years

@Chinchillazllla american wisteria is way easier to keep under control, runner beans are good (typically annuals). nasturtiums are sooo pretty and you could also do jasmine! sad to hear honeysuckle is messing your life up bc it’s a personal fave.

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@melinskers

2 years

@MilesKlee i followed you specifically for a tweet where it was obvious that you love women, checkmate???

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@melinskers

10 months

@Vanessa_ABee oh okay so you’re actually like 600% cooler then than we knew, thanks to this man ig

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@melinskers

1 year

@crulge big flush big button, little flush little button

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@melinskers

3 years

wait i am in the office for the first time since i was transferred and LOOK AT THE VIEW FROM MY DESK?!

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@melinskers

1 year

@libbycwatson 2 managers - in practice it can look like: copywriter works on the company website. reports both to the head of copywriting AND the product manager who is in charge of the company website. it sucks most of the time.

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@melinskers

5 years

@JJohnsonLaw @sodog @IlhanMN to be clear, i'm talking about you.

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@melinskers

3 years

giving myself body dysmorphia trying to send a yassification pic to my friend

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@melinskers

3 years

mostly things about peoples' ages: * ruby bridges is only 67 * mlk and anne frank were the same age * harriet tubman died after rosa parks was born * neil armstrong was 18 when orville wright died [and plane flight predates the model t by five years???]

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3 years

What bit of historical perspective gives you an existential crisis? Mine is that Harriet Tubman was born in Thomas Jefferson's lifetime and died in Reagan's.

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@melinskers

4 years

@neoliberal_dad in my experience joe rogan fans are yang gang, libertarians or nonvoters

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@melinskers

5 years

@JJohnsonLaw @sodog @IlhanMN Extremely disingenuous stuff, folks!

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@melinskers

2 years

@amandamull all of steinway street in astoria just unofficially shut down for anything but soccer is A++++. i was just talking about this this weekend; the vibes at basurero during a high-stakes colombia game are unmatched.

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1 year

your boy was VIBING off that anesthesia yesterday

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@melinskers

3 years

took three months but the mirror finally showed up and she’s adorable

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@melinskers

10 months

@REDSEASHAWTY yessss i remember the airport literally used to be like a train or bus station, we would walk my grandma to the gate and have some tea and a giggle before she left.

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@melinskers

1 year

lot of hit dogs barking in the replies here, as usual

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@melinskers

2 years

@prettycritical its like nobody has ever used a dishwasher?

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@melinskers

10 months

it’s newly-moneyed 30+ yo tech/finance/etc bros who are too out of shape to play tennis, bad at golf, but still want to feel the exclusivity of a country club

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10 months

do we know who's the money behind Big Pickleball??

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@melinskers

3 years

all of our elected officials just being like "calm down, you're hysterical" is just... something

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@melinskers

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@melinskers

1 year

@NotABigJerk veruca = olivia jade type, mike tv = twitch streamer, violet = ig model , charlie = tumblr kid

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@melinskers

4 years

me on the way home from the club: "i'm fine i just need air"

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@melinskers

4 years

@TaylorLorenz the parents whose kids skip are usually taken care of by one parent or another family member, but more socialization earlier is usually 'better' for development. i worked at a preschool years ago who did sliding scale tuition which IMO should be standard

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@melinskers

1 year

@prettycritical if they come for you about this let them know i said that’s me and yes

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@melinskers

3 years

@bettinamak i wish they would swap so i could choose megan and travis

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@melinskers

2 years

birthday flowers going crazy

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@melinskers

3 years

let the record show i have become so sensitive to the cold that i wore this to dinner last night

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@melinskers

3 years

@morninggloria burmese!!!!! god burmese food is so good, i think southeast asian cuisine [thinking of also viet and filipino food specifically] in general has the best understanding of like a fully balanced dish wrt salt / acid / heat / fat

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@melinskers

1 year

the math for a single person: * $60k/yr = net ~$1800 2x/mo [reality is less] * $60k / 40 = $1500 max rent w/o guarantor [27 listings citywide on streeteasy] * basics: $375 groceries, $132 metrocard, $75 phone bill, $70 internet, $70 gas/electric, $70 health insurance

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@melinskers

4 years

@chrisarvinsf saw these little cuties the other day

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@melinskers

4 years

nature is healing etc

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@melinskers

4 years

@Muna_Mire can't stop talking to my friend about the all out psychological battle that was tween sleepovers but ALSO losing my shit at "he rubbed my boobs up and down AND in circles"

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@melinskers

3 years

eight years i have bathed this thing and still he thinks he’s dying each time

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@melinskers

2 years

self-appreciation post: this month i got the highest perf rating [one of 7/12k people!!] + got promo'd, am launching a product, finished planning my bfs fun bday party, next am leading an offsite + moving but despite my skin saying otherwise i am feeling GOOD

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@melinskers

5 years

@sissyisfedup @byKateSmith @cmclymer this is an anti-choice stance

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@melinskers

3 years

the wind really supported these before and after hair color photos yesterday #blessed

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@melinskers

2 years

i grew this 🤙🏼

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@melinskers

4 years

never going back to the office because my inability to "sit properly" in a chair has devolved into "leg up on desk" and it cannot be undone.

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@melinskers

3 years

when i do my hair like this there’s a 100% chance i say things like “wow i am feeling bitchy today” and “do you want to slap box?”

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@melinskers

3 years

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?

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@melinskers

3 years

my hair stylist is an angel and just gave me like 463826 products at a cafe like it was a drug deal, behold his impeccable work

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@melinskers

4 years

@perfumegenius

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@melinskers

4 years

its january 2022, me and the girls are vaccinated, in a suite at the bowery hotel wearing robes and feathered pajamas, we're doing a spice world / josie and the pussycats double feature, my hair has been braided and my face gua sha'd. life is GOOD.

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@melinskers

3 years

me and my 8 followers who like my tweets

Colin Broadmoor

@saikohistory

3 years

The concept of the "mass audience" has had a largely deleterious influence on art. Create art for at most 30 sickos at a time.

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3 years

men in crop tops: a firm yes

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4 years

@MosesSumney my wings are made ooooof plastiiicccccc

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@melinskers

3 years

so bored, time to start a rumor

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@melinskers

1 year

@Wagnerian SF police budget is up 4.4% 2019 - 2022

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@melinskers

1 year

a bunch of harvard and andover grads crying about how hard it is to be a member of the managerial class and have the poors occasionally try to hold them to account over treating them with respect is a pastime as old as this country.

Emma Green

@emmaogreen

1 year

A while ago, someone mentioned to me, offhandedly, that a friend of theirs had become akin to "the mother hen of the cancelled." Naturally, I was like, "I need to know everything about this." That's how I met the Thought Criminals. (1/x)

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