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Landlord and Campaigner for @NoSaudiToon

Birkenheide, Deutschland
Joined January 2023
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@mdoogan97
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Been busy tonight mate?
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I show up as your Uber driver wearing this what do you say?
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feven - ፈቨን
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What Fiat 500 moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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God, that was like celebrating an offside goal 😢
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Rupert Murdoch is engaged again at the age of 92. 🔗 Read more
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Luke Littler’s dad, 2007:
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Why is every Muslim convert ginger?
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Tens of thousands of white Britons convert to Islam every year. For some reason, a lot of these converts embrace the American black ghetto rap culture.
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Looks like Almiron
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3000 year old Egyptian statue of woman in the Field Museum, Chicago, USA.
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Lee Anderson - Reform candidate
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@narindertweets More pictures of me and my brown friend
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If it took you 2 days to even notice it, then it probably isn’t a penalty
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THE FOOTBALL SPEAKER BOX
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Missed this one completely. As Kiwior goes to strike the ball in this 6 yard box scramble, he is brought down by the Bayern player. Watch closely. Another penalty missed.
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Me in the kitchen at 5AM tonight:
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Alright lad? Where you from lad? Fucking hell lad, mad that lad
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📸 Caption This
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@1892__br They should have scrapped kit numbers after this. It will never be topped and it’s pointless trying to top it
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PDC World Championship finalist 😱 What were you doing at 16? 😅
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Last Monday morning of work
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State of Hardest Geezer
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Oli London
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IDF forces give newborn puppy nutrients and water after rescuing him in Gaza.
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I beg your fucking pardon
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Im not sure what the kind of guy who can pull this off looks like but I’ve never seen it done well. Ever. In my whole life.
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@MustardSR3 Best I could do mate 👍
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AFCON final and then The Superbowl. Huge night ahead for people that pretend to enjoy either of them
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@OddsOnFPL
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Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?
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Let’s not allow people their own political ideologies. Not Fascist at all that la
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Does anyone else form an instant negative opinion of someone who wears Trapstar or Hoodrich?
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Anyone else tweets @BritishGas asking for me to be sacked will have their gas and power switched off indefinitely
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@w1nter1ng @honeycomeover @forgetmybraiin @bethnalgre3n How long have you all been unemployed for?
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Nothing pisses me off more than people vaping that never even smoked in the first place
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@RickyGravi38092 Straight back and lifting from the knees. He’ll be having the last laugh
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Adam Pearson vs the letter ‘R’
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name a famous historic battle
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I’m so happy Chelsea didn’t pay over £50m for Gordon. What a waste of money that would’ve been.
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@iamcobbina
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I fucking hate the colour red
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Takes a brave fella to sue a football club owned by a nation state with only £15,000. Best of luck to him
@BBCNews
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Banned football fan raises £15,000 to sue
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Some anonymity that is. Thick as a castle wall.
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@NeilLFC3 Proper weird fella if you’re that arsed about Laura Woods taking a photo with some Tory bint. Fucking grow up
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Genuinely lost for words at this point
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It seems no Asian coastline is safe from financed Merc owners
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Barnes when he starts vs Barnes off the bench
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Spot on Woogs, very weird when people support football clubs in places that they have no links to
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Howay doesn’t mean hello, pal
@AmericanGeordi
American Geordie ⚫️⚪️ (Bo)
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Howay to all my new followers! Like I said earlier I am the American Geordi. Been a Newcastle fan since 2015 and John Carver 🤢 Live in Florida but will be making the yearly trek to Tyneside. Families originally from Ghana but got kin in Leeds and Ryton. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️
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Never doubt the stupidity of this fanbase #NUFC
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@Fred3Afc @riyadpasta7 Blue tick would indicate limited communication with anyone not on social media, could be wrong though
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Can any Sunderland fans tell us what’s going on in Yemen? Given they’re all experts in the geopolitics of the Gulf Region
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@sspencerukk Grabbing the tie too, not his first rodeo
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Quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve witnessed in the flesh
@EvertonGear
Everton gear
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Halloween will never be scarier than this
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All Bayern tonight aren’t we?
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He punches like Mr Burns
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What an absolute tool.
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@NeilLFC3 “Couldn’t give a fuck”
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@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
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Newcastle must enjoy Bruno Guimaraes while they can ✍️ @LukeEdwardsTele #TelegraphFootball #NUFC
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@gw850 But he’s closer to 27 than he is 26
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Why do Italians hate English fans so much?
@SkySportsNews
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Two Brighton supporters were stabbed in Rome last night ahead of tonight's Europa League round of 16 first leg tie against Roma.
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Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
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Hi @NCLairport I'm currently in one of your bars and this man won't leave me alone. I can't see any staff around but he's literally standing like this at every seat I move to, watching me. Please advise on best course of action before I'm forced to remove him myself.
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A grown man has put biscuits in his washing machine for social media interactions. A sad state of affairs
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Discovered the toddler is using the washing machine drawer as a personal biscuit storage system
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@mdoogan97 You’re the definition of a nonce
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A couple of finds from Facebook this morning
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Imagine having to wait until your 18th birthday to score a PL goal 😂
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Wow, would be really mental if we got black and white stripes!
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First 24/25 Adidas kit I've seen fuck we really could get something like this.
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What an atmosphere! 6,999 Geordies and John Sinclair
@NUFC
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Look at those scenes! 😍
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Eddie Howe watching Diaby and Szoboszlai this season
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Can’t forget this corker
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@NUFCcook
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The latest #ITK watch - Kalvin Phillips edition #nufc
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@yourdivaforeva
Queen 💕
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@NUFC @trippier2 @England @EURO2024 I want to date a Newcastle fan 🥰
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Live scenes from the living room after that first half
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You’ll never guess which Bristol resident is in the comments offering to send her money
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You can not fucking right it 😂😂😂😂
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Tuesday
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Support Free Speech
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The fucking boy 🔥
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Our international fan representative 🖤🤍
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Newcastle fans singing “when we get to Europe” when in Europe was like nails on a chalkboard
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What's the CRINGIEST chant you've heard at a football game? 💬
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@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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It's been a rollercoaster. 🎢 What was your most memorable moment of the 2023/24 season? 🤔
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@sharrond62 @NUFC Jumping on any available bandwagon again? At least it keeps you on GBNews, old bag
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Why is it only the bald, racist Newcastle fans that have bad things happen to their houses?
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Cheering on Newcastle AND Bournemouth
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Woke up this morning with a slightly blocked nose. Managed to get seen by an oncologist at the walk in centre and they’ve given me a week to live, so I won’t be attending the #NUFC pre-season tour to Japan
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@Alasdair333 So disenfranchised with top level football that you decided to support one of the most successful teams in the country, that happen to be 300 miles away from you
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John Sinclair looking for every camera in Newcastle to go in front of
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Not normally the type to grass, but his name is Glen Ocsko aka @aDatingDad
@MattWallace888
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Police are still looking for this pedophile who was caught on live TV during a Snooker tournament. If you know anything or see him please report it to the South Yorkshire Police Department.
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@AgentOlThom @el__zico If only she’d subscribed to and learnt that she should only drink when the rugby’s on
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jays taxi rides
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Dirty deleting my tweet Never comment on politics
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@c_0L_e He cracks me up the most, look at him copying all the moves as well 😂
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My friend who was at the game said that this man called Trippier an “adulterer” before going on to abuse his wife and kids. Please RT so that the club can take action! @NUFC @ghodoussi @jamiereuben @nufctrust
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@RyanTaylorSport
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Kieran Trippier involved in altercation with Newcastle fan as #NUFC applauded travelling faithful. Had to be pulled away by Joelinton. Now being consoled by Eddie Howe.
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@nufcpb I thought of Berbatov
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What do I think of when I think about my club? I think of how it showcases our working class routes when local players like Wor Jackie lifted the cup whilst still working down the pit as a youngster
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Newcastle United FC
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100 years ago today, a true Newcastle United legend was born. Wor Jackie. 🖤🤍
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Sen-fucking-sational
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Cristiano leaving Las Vegas in 2009
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Ronnie's got away with that there
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My take on the Adam P points saga, is that it encapsulates what an arrogant spacka he is. If he’d kept quiet, he’d have cleaned up. Instead, his ego has cost him and no doubt the club will address it now
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PLEASE RETWEET‼️🚨 My younger brother (pictured on the left) was out in Newcastle on Sunday night when he lost consciousness. He doesn’t remember anything other than this man insisting to buy him a drink. Can we please identify this man to aid the police investigation? Thanks
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A lot of nostalgia from fans and rightly so, but the FEWM on here over him being offside 20 times a game would be biblical now
@SkySportsPL
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"In my body and how I'm training, I feel like 'Papiss is going to play!'" Ex-Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse, who is currently training with Macclesfield FC, is hoping to find a new club 👇
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Class, can’t wait to see Joe Willock’s
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Twitter since I muted Carly Johnson
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@DramaAlert
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Chelsea player Nicolas Jackson on facetime asking Astrid Wett for N*DES.. ‼️
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It’s obviously an issue that you’ve rallied against for years, Nish
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@CouchNish
Couch Nish
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If #LFC agreed to sell someone like Adrian to the (FSG owned) Boston Red Sox for £50m to cover our debts, you’d probably ask questions too (the least of which being that they’re a baseball team). Not sure why NUFC fans can’t understand this.
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“Your excellency, another £20 donation has been made to Linzi’s Gofundme”
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@ToonTom That Everton babys been more games than him
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Using Internet Explorer over Chrome in 2024 is mental to me
@anyachappellxx
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feels illegal on a tuesday
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