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@c_0L_e
cole
3 months
americans are so serious man, why is nobody fucking creasing there’s a man stuck in a vase for fuck sakes
@Puffin_CPFC
RJ
3 months
This geezer getting stuck in a vase at his brothers best friends wedding still kills me 😭
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cole
4 months
just got done by slow sports news in 2024
@SlowSportsNews
Slow Sports News
4 months
BREAKING:🚨Xabi Alonso has agreed a deal to join Bayern Munich. ✍️ Read More:
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cole
3 months
jesus christ he’s only been there 6 months, some player
@Feyenoord
Feyenoord Rotterdam
3 months
Celebrating 𝟐.𝟎𝟎𝟎 @eredivisie away goals. 😘
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cole
2 months
shocking decision, can’t believe we’ll only get to watch a goal once
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
2 months
🚨 Some big #FACup news 🚨 This will split opinion! 👀 The change will take place from the 2024-25 season 🏆⚽
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cole
11 months
7 charges of rape and a 2 and a half year long investigation don’t just happen by accident, if you’re that naive to think he’s genuinely innocent then you’re stupid as fuck
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cole
9 days
someone should say they’ve offered themselves to dua lipa, that’d be really funny if someone said that
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
9 days
🚨🚨| Kalvin Phillips would LOVE to join Barcelona and has offered himself to them. [ @sport via @barcacentre ]
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cole
3 months
the fucking sidemen got more than that
@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
3 months
Still hurts how he left us and for who but I firmly believe he regrets leaving. You don’t get 60,000 fans at a charity game anywhere else.
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@c_0L_e
cole
6 months
will from the inbetweeners after he scrans the spliff
@FelipeFC30
Felipe Canizales
6 months
Lots of you requested me to do the Daniel Sturridge celebration What do you all think?
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@c_0L_e
cole
2 years
fuckin hell thought it was chris from twosync for a second
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 years
Megan Rapinoe says male players don't feel safe enough to come out in a conversation with Pernille Harder and Magdalena Eriksen. You can watch the new YouTube series The HangOUT on the Sky Sports Football YouTube channel at 12pm on Wednesday.
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@c_0L_e
cole
14 days
fella with the signs been there a year
@CharlieMurphy50
Charlie Murphy
14 days
Last year Fa Cup Final V Todays Fa Cup final. 6 stone shifted, more to go.
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@c_0L_e
cole
7 months
genuinely annoyed me that has, if i was fred i’d of laughed in her face and asked her if her dad was such an insufferable bellend as well
@imacelebrity
I'm A Celebrity...
7 months
‘I accept your apology but let’s not be friends, how about that?’ #ImACeleb
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@c_0L_e
cole
18 days
if fairness my head would also fall off if i seen curtis jones was picked ahead of me
@lukefuller__
luke
18 days
Gibbs-White acting like a 14 year old on snapchat after not being selected
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@c_0L_e
cole
8 months
the big lad going “best of luck” before the drop will never fail to make is laugh 😂😂😂😂
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cole
11 months
so deli ali was molested at 6, smoking at 7, dealing drugs at 8 and hung off a bridge at 11 and people question his attitude, fact he even managed to get to the level he was at is incredible in itself
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@c_0L_e
cole
8 months
why’s micheal oliver dressed like a 14 year old gypsy
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@c_0L_e
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7 months
nella today’s trial is… putting ye da’s ashes on the fireplace
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@c_0L_e
cole
1 year
stepdad
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@sunlunwilll
Will
1 year
@rlnufcV3 Me when my step dad (city can) asked why sunderland didn’t go for trippier when you got him for 12 mil
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cole
3 months
@LJE1885 i’d tea bag the fuck out of him it’d be class
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@c_0L_e
cole
4 months
that would probably be because you can charge your phone in the house
@Whotfismick
4 months
when i’m home & when i’m out
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@c_0L_e
cole
11 months
i am absolutely fucking howling hahahaha this is an all timer
@NUFCcook
Cook
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@c_0L_e
cole
8 months
how do you know that’s them
@stevewallwork
Steve Wallwork
8 months
Dortmund just landed.
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@c_0L_e
cole
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all that because he sent him on loan to burton in 2017
@abdoulxc
abdoul •
26 days
whatever happened to “the literature exam was easy” ?
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@c_0L_e
cole
2 years
fella in the caps been on the nose beers like, not one blink hahahaha
@ste_batters
K Stand Ste 🔰
2 years
I don't care about Ronnie Ronnie don't care about me All I care about Is MUFC
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cole
3 months
speak for yourself mate i’m just there for the football
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cole
6 months
as if you’d ever risk saying just “trainers” to ye mam
@CCFC0K
Lloyd 🐦
6 months
Told my mum I fancied trainers for Christmas and she got me Slazengers😭😭
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@c_0L_e
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8 months
psg ultras come quayside i fucking dare you
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cole
2 years
just been sent this @theufcbaddy leave me alone please i’m young and scared
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cole
5 months
yer fella uses reaction videos of himself
@mxrganhulme7
morgan
5 months
No words for this.
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cole
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@AlexWilliams01
𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕎⚽️🎶🇪🇺🇬🇧💙🌹
8 months
@worflags Perhaps consider a 'Wor Flag' in honour of the iconic sycamore.
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cole
2 months
leave me alone man hahahahahahahaha
@SvensationaI
Days until Bruno's release clause expires: 18
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cole
3 months
fuckin hell he should do stand up
@now_arsenaI
now.arsenal
3 months
Kai Havertz is too funny man. 😭
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cole
2 years
did pele have a shot that hit his own head
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
Pele did everything your favourite player did, first 🐐
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cole
2 years
@theufcbaddy @RRRafc @The_BestFighter @SF98SF98 @eyewrit @talkSPORT why you bothered who comes into our country when you’re scouse not english lad you’re propa weapon
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cole
1 year
hate man utd and their fans as much as the best person, but how does literally standing there doing absolutely nothing out of the ordinary make you as sext pest exactly
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cole
10 months
nan burn
@19_GDon_11
GD
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Yeh nan goin shoppin then 5 a side straight after
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cole
11 months
am i going mental or has the new york post just done an article on dunston uts
@nypost
New York Post
11 months
Soccer match in England called after masked men in hearse storm field
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8 months
flag ideas for dortmund have begun
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cole
6 months
feel for all those coming off the late shift at nissan to see that
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
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⏱️ Full-time. #SAFC | #SUNHUD
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10 months
am not even joking
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cole
10 months
twitter is so finished man every time i try to click on a tweet luis diaz’s wikipedia just comes up instead
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cole
3 months
who the fucks that
@statmusefc
StatMuse FC
3 months
Alexander Isak this season: 15 goals 0 assists The only PL player to score 10+ goals without an assist this season.
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cole
6 months
i think he probably will mate that’s the whole point in a podcast
@Lukathfc
Luka
6 months
Talk about that on your podcast @CallumWilson 👍
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@c_0L_e
cole
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@AkanjiAke @CityBIue hahaha they’re both abusers man ya dafty
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cole
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@Wally8687 great craic you pal
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cole
5 months
i think you’ll find they’re called ‘conservatives’
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Parliament has had over 1,000 rat sightings since 2021 [ @JackElsom ]
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cole
5 months
i was playing with my new joe cullen darts
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divvy
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seen that nob end shack’s insta video making kids from college do 50 press ups for 50 quid then giving the one fella who did it a fake note at the end. twat
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cole
1 year
cant explain it but he’s got the same pose as adam p
@ablairwhite13
Andrew Blair White
1 year
Sitting in a pub in Chelsea. Watching AVFC climb the table. Ollie Watkins is the king. Unai Emery is the mustard man. Football. Is the Winner.
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cole
10 months
that last “fuckin yeeeesssss” is perfect, lad is currently experiencing the greatest feeling any man can ever experience
@SundayChants
Sunday League Footy
10 months
A Kilmarnock fan watching his side beat Celtic on holiday in a bar full of Celtic fans. 🤣👏
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cole
2 months
palace today, dissertation due tomorrow HWTL
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cole
5 months
rather newcastle win a free kick than england win the world cup
@10elyounoussi
Che
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4.3 thousand people are fucking idiots
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cole
1 year
creasing at the thought of him drinking pints in a shopping centre for 6 days by himself
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cole
5 months
that honestly might be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
@RyanC2408
RyanC98
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Sack the board immediately #SAFC
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cole
11 months
all i’m saying is imagine being on it from 2pm then having some lass stick a microphone in your face and ask you what you’d name a fuckin racecourse
@Memecastle_Utd
Memecastle United
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😂😂😂😂😂 #NUFC @blinkersracing
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cole
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“at the minute” hahahaha as if it’s a form thing
@4wd205
4wd205🦟
6 months
fucking hell he was everywhere yesterday #NUFC
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cole
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this plus the performance against liverpool, welcome back son, welcome back
@NUFCblogcouk
NUFCBlog.co.uk
5 months
🧤 Eddie's shithouse Mags... #NUFC | @HecoDubravka
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cole
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i still to this day have no idea what ritchie said here
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
4 years
😂 Ryan Fraser and @CallumWilson settling into life at #NUFC ! 🎥 @AndyTCarroll
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cole
4 months
deadly serious right jude bellingham might be the greatest footballer of all time
@AdamJoseph____
Adam
4 months
Jude Bellingham calling Mason Greenwood exactly what he is after tackling him. He knows & everyone who supports that piece of filth knows it too.
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cole
11 months
hate the design, hate what it represents easily our worst ever kit
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
11 months
A machine in green. 💪 Our 2023/24 away kit is now available to buy in-store and online! 🔥
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cole
1 year
proof that the boycotting helped force our owner to sell the club and now we’re filthy rich and 3rd in the league, aye dead embarrassing that mate
@gdc1878
GC
1 year
😂😂😂😂😂 how fucking embarrassing
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cole
11 months
school or the pub there’s no 3rd way
@jaeluvsu2
jaelynn
11 months
how do boys start being friends with eachother???
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cole
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@nufcoliverr the fact there’s just one lass there and she’s just sat there like a lemon makes it so much funnier man
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2 months
“he won’t do it at newcastle either” well since we signed him he’s made his england debut and played champions league football, personally i don’t think that’s too bad a start
@Everton_Extra
Everton Extra
2 months
🎙️ Anthony Gordon: “My ambition is to be at the very top of football, and I couldn’t do that where I was.”
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cole
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final boss
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cole
7 months
yer fella gets annoyed by ant and dec
@_harrymcbeth
harry
7 months
6 minutes into I’m A Celeb and friends of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Anthony ‘3 pints’ McPartlin and Declan ‘3 ft’ Donnelly have made a joke about Sunderland. We are their world.
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1 year
not a day goes by where am not jealous of the life mark gillespie lives he literally has the greatest job in the world
@markjgillespie
Mark Gillespie
1 year
Someone better tell Me Ma Me Ma 🏟️ 🖤🤍
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cole
2 months
dortmund battered us both home and away let’s not kid ourselves
@GingerPirlo_
G. Pirlo
2 months
PSG vs Dortmund in the semi final. I'm fuckin fumin. We hammered PSG and did them away. Dortmund weren't special we let them off the hook at SJP. One of them are in the bastard final. Fuck off. #ucl #nufc
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cole
11 months
danny aarons that
@sallyinlothian
sally🧀
11 months
🥹🫶
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@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
10 months
71' A triple change. Great shift, lads! [1-0] #NEWLIV // #NUFC
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cole
8 months
@Budzllla unchained melody, the righteous brothers
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cole
6 months
badge grab + knee slide, get him in the first team right now
@reptracker
Rep of Ireland Player Tracker
6 months
What a finish by Cathal Heffernan to give Newcastle u19’s the lead over AC Milan !🤩🇮🇪 Captain Heffernan giving his old club nightmares.
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cole
2 years
aye scary that
@_The72
The72 - We Love the #EFL
2 years
Sunderland’s 18 year old winger, Jewison Bennette, is about to give the Spain defence nightmares 🔥🔥 #SAFC
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hahahahahahahahaha buckled
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i don’t think people understand how basically impossible it is to do what gibbs-white did there by the way
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
2 months
Rapid Micky van de Ven 💨 🚘 @cinchuk
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and he was shipped off to africa to learn discipline as well as his mam being an alcoholic dear god
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super mickey carrick
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@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
8 months
WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS! 🌧 TWO IN TWO MINUTES FOR MIDDLESBROUGH 🔥
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@paarsons one of the best
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1 year
as much as i love howe i do wish we had a manager with some form of personality
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 year
Roberto De Zerbi celebrating Brighton's third goal 🔥
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cole
8 months
how any newcastle fan can genuinely dislike boro is beyond me think they’re sound as fuck me
@Boropolis
Boropolis
8 months
How’s his form, @alanshearer ? #Boro | #UTB
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cole
1 year
it’s not even really about football though it’s about the city as a whole and having pride in where you come from, something which most places clearly don’t understand
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
1 year
What a crowd for Sam Fender tonight 🔥 🎥 @AdamP1242
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cole
2 years
for me that’s gotta be your 26 man squad
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1 year
boris was a racist money laundering homophobe, we’ve had tory mp’s watching porn in parliament and resigning for groping men, matt hancock shagged his secretary and we’ve got a price who touches children but no its corbyns door you go knocking on
@I_amMukhtar
Mukhtar
1 year
So sad to see that they're doing this to Jeremy Corbyn again. He's a decent and an honest man with integrity that truly cares about everyone.
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cole
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is there genuine scope for a dummett testimonial?
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cole
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@JHornsby1973 why’s he not wearing gloves then? believe it when i see it
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cole
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absolute killer that, i was buzzing about beating PSG 4-1 but now i’ve seen a sunderland badge on google images it’s all i can think about
@KyleCPSAFC
Kyle 🔴⚪
8 months
A #PSG fan showing the #Mags the best team in the North East #SAFC 🤣
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cole
10 months
if we win the league this season i’ll get the entire squad tattooed on my arse cheeks
@primevideosport
Amazon Prime Video Sport
10 months
Stuart Pearce has Newcastle winning the Premier League this season 🏆
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cole
2 months
obviously i know it’s his fault, but the fact there’s been rapists, sexual assaulters, woman beaters and literal murderers who have had far less scrutiny and consequence than this just shows everything that’s wrong with the game
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
2 months
Newcastle United acknowledges a misconduct charge received by Sandro Tonali in respect of alleged breaches of FA Betting Rules. Sandro continues to fully comply with relevant investigations and he retains the club's full support. Due to this ongoing process, Sandro and
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cole
3 months
anyone else wanna suck miniminters cock like, feel free
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cole
2 years
his heed looks like a lollipop that’s been dropped on the floor
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cole
1 year
we’ve been outperforming ourselves massively all season and those complain about bottling champions league are massively deluded
@adamnufc_
Adam.
1 year
Which Newcastle United opinion has you like this? #NUFC
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cole
4 months
that accent is wicked man hahahaha
@premierleague
Premier League
4 months
Ish Bamba arrived in Newcastle as a refugee from Ivory Coast Today he is inspiring the next generation thanks to #PLKicks and @NUFC He has been rewarded by having a mural painted near St James’ Park that celebrates his impact in his community #PLMoreThanAGame | @alanshearer
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cole
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no europe. now this
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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23 years at his boyhood club. A senior debut in January 2013. 213 competitive appearances in the black and white. ⚫️⚪️ Thank you for everything, @PaulDummett . 🫶
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cole
2 months
glad to see palace fans aren’t getting too carried away after the weekend
@_GeorgeCPFC_
George
2 months
no joke, if we have a good window i can see us getting europe next season
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cole
2 years
crying man
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cole
3 months
why are people arsed about a better “matchday experience”, literally all i want to be able to do is have a few pints, watch us win with a decent atmosphere, have 10 more pints and then go home it isn’t that deep ffs
@tfNUFC
True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast
3 months
If moved from SJP, what would you want to see in a new stadium? Here’s what @ketchell would like! #NUFC
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cole
6 months
we’ve not even lost 10 premier league games under eddie howe yet 😂😂😂😂😂
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cole
3 months
if we’d got to the final we’ve of had to play karius again and objectively that would’ve been the funniest thing ever
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cole
9 months
you’ve have to be joking me
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@rhysmurphy77
RM
9 months
Can tell how much they fucking stink
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cole
7 months
gordon is such a clever footballer you know, always switched on
@callummnufc
callum
7 months
Them limbs are fucking unreal #NUFC
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