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3 years

You know that businessman that just bought a Chinese second tier football team and made them put his son on? Here are his lads highlights 😂😂

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7 months

Darren Fletcher just said live on TNT sports that the ghost of Sir Bobby Charlton helped save the pen wtf

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2 years

The main reason Everton are in a relegation battle:

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Man Utd fans, please. No one is scared of Lisandro Martinez. No one is calling him the butcher. No one is avoiding him in play or in set pieces. The man is 5 foot 3

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@centredevils

1 year

Maupay didn’t wanna see tomorrow I guess 😂🪓 (via @_StrettyEnd )

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3 years

Gazza is going to be on Italy’s version of I’m A Celeb, what an entrance this is 😂

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8 months

Not sure how I feel about Anthony Gordon drinking the day of a game mind

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belter!!

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1 year

#nufc

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Ben White caught dogging Merry Christmas

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2 years

@sportbible

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we’ve got Bruno in the middle #nufc

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9 months

Thanks Emma hope you get relegated

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@WhatTheForkLads

9 months

I have huge respect for the Newcastle fans applauding Mings off with us.

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2 years

Premier league goals Mbappe 0 Chris Wood 50 All I’m saying #nufc

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3 years

End of an era… Steven Taylor is retiring. They don’t make them like him anymore #nufc

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1 year

Rare slip of the mask and I love it #nufc

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2 years

This is even more embarrassing now

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9 months

“He doesn’t even want to be there” #nufc

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2 years

That “woooo” has to be the most embarrassing football moment of 2022, if not all time

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2 years

Newcastle away

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This ought to rattle a few cages #nufc

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@Tgarratt10 This you?

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2 years

volume up #nufc

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2 years

How am I seeing people slating Chris Wood? He’s literally played 4 games for us and we’ve drawn 1 of them, then won the last 3 in a row? 😂 Might not have scored yet, but he’s contributed to those wins in his role on the pitch. If you can’t see that, then that’s on you #nufc

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A short story… #nufc

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#NUFC

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2 years

Big fan of this gif #nufc

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Personally I’m just pleased Bruno Guimarães chose us over going to Brentford on £30k a week @ga11agbon #nufc

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2 years

🚨 Understand there are potential late complications in the Sven Botman to #nufc deal. Brentford have offered him £10k less per week, and the player is seriously considering it, @ga11agbon reports. 👀🤝

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2 years

Foden video - bloke who swings for his mum wants ending, what a gimp - don’t think anyone’s surprised by Phil Foden’s lack of decent digs thrown - why is he at the club with his mam? Find out next time on dragon ball z

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#nufc

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Restarting the Trippier for @nufc captain campaign #nufc

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Dean Smith: *spends over £300m on players whilst at Villa, does a shit job, gets sacked, goes to Norwich* *Norwich lose to #NUFC * Dean Smith: “it’s not fair newcastle spent money in January and beat us” Grow up Dean

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2 years

Just been drawing up plans in collab with the London magpie group, safeguarding the position of SJP for generations. A 650,000 seater stadium would be possible, as shown on the accurate diagram below #nufc

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2 years

CAPTAIN #nufc

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This is absolutely crazy and I didnt think I'd be tweeting this. #nufc Sean ✅ Casey ✅ chats ⏳ shit ⏳

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1 year

Just realised we are the only top 4 club that is rapist-free #nufc

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2 years

Classic Burnsie #nufc

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#nufc

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5 days

Remember a few year back when Jonjo was our top scorer with something like 6 goals haha

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Leading the way. 🇸🇪

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2 years

#nufc

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Isak 6'4” Botman 6'5” Burn 6'6” Pope 6'4” Ryan Fraser 5’4” #nufc :

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🐸☕️

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4 months

They’re at it again

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4 months

EXCL: Aston Villa secure major new kit deal with Adidas, starting season 2024-25. The end of the Castore story is nigh

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Congrats to @worflags on keeping a £3bn+ investment quiet #nufc

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3 years

Shearer and Lampard bodying Jenas is always a treat 💉

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2 years

What a photo this is #nufc

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Fuck anyone going at Dan Burn, I’m not having it #nufc

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Class #nufc

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Scenes when Chris Wood does the haka in the centre circle before kick off against Watford #nufc

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Hope Gabby Agbonlahor has had, and continues to have, a shit day @ga11agbon #nufc

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Joelinton forcing his way into the Brazil squad:

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Not sure who’s a bigger Arsenal fan, the ref or Steve McManaman #nufc #arsnew

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2 years

This video was pathetic enough at the time, but it’s looking realllll embarrassing now… #nufc

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Dubravka cost £3.6m… he’s paid that back a thousand times over #nufc

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Bruno 1 minute in to the Palace game

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The Bruno yellow card narrative is actually nuts. To avoid one since mid-January, while playing as a no. 6, and still maintain such high levels - so impressive. Expect to see him flying back into tackles and the usual gamesmanship against Palace. I can't wait.

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I know he’s been playing well but this seems a bit over the top #nufc

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1 year

Lisandro “the butcher” Martinez highlights 🔪🥩🔥 #nufc

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2 years

Do it @nufc

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3 years

Throwback to Shearer playing Roy Keane like a fool 💉

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Joelinton when he comes up against any player under 13 stone #nufc

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2 years

@VillaWatch1 Collect deez nuts

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6 months

“I don’t like Newcastle. I don’t like the way that they take team pictures after beating us”

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Eddie Howe forever

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2 years

Mike Dean refereeing Liverpool v #NUFC on Thursday:

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Wake up babe new Murph meme just dropped #nufc

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2 years

Sign him up @nufc #nufc

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Joelinton when he’s not been booked yet

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2 years

I almost appreciate the hustle, but the fella is genuinely off his head #blockedbyburnsie #nufc

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2 years

“This tweet has been deleted.” #nufc

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10 months

Chelsea signed a 22 year old Argentinian CM for €121m. Newcastle developed a 17 year old English CM for €0m(+€0m). In 2-3 years, the Newcastle CM will be worth a hell of a lot more.

The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout

@the_elastico

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Newcastle signed a 23 year old Italian CM for €70m. Chelsea signed a 19 year old Italian CM for €15m(+€5m). In 2-3 years, the Chelsea CM will be worth a hell of a lot more.

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#nufc

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Mikel Arteta: “Jacob Murphy kept calling me ‘Lego head’. Lego head. What is this?”

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2 years

This could’ve been us but yer Da said no #nufc

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I mean… #nufc

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Matchday

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2 years

Man Utd singing about Alan Shearer has to be one of the most obsessed gimpy things in history It’s 2022 man

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2 years

Embarrassing

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2 years

There’s been a murder on the #nufc timeline

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1 year

When you’re on punditry at 1pm but building the Death Star at 5

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3 years

7 years ago today 😂 #NUFC

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2 years

Genuinely can’t believe I’m seeing some of ours fans turn their nose up at Kieran Trippier 😂 #nufc

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Congrats to Burnsie, Sean Casey, Baz and the rest for letting us know about the Hayden deal weeks ago, top work lads #nufc #itk

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2 years

Box office Burnsie #nufc

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If Sunderland appoint Roy Keane it’s selfish imo. The rest of the world wants him in punditry, not some small club in League One.

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#nufc

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2 years

Seeing the timeline implode debating Ciaran Clark at #nufc . My view: Good guy, great service to the club. Deserves respect, but needs replacing ASAP. Straightforward really.

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Anthony Gordon scoring the winner against Everton on Thursday

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