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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

there’s the boys #NUFC

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

why didn’t they question arteta for starting partey every week after he raped someone??

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

1 year

Eddie Howe explains the decision to start Joelinton today against Fulham.

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

11 months

hats off to PIF they picked the thickest fanbase on earth to brainwash didn’t they

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

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Our chairman, His Excellency Yasir Al-Rumayyan, reflects on a momentous season for Newcastle United.

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

you’ll never guess what this conversation started out as

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

a story in four parts

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7 months

happy halloween chaps

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

11 months

tielemans and sancho hahahah they’re collecting fatties like infinity stones

Football Transfers

@Transfersdotcom

11 months

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Man Utd are willing to SELL Jadon Sancho and Aston Villa are keen on the winger! 👀 By @stevek9KS1TV ✍️

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@joearmstronnnng

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@goal

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This would be the greatest return ever 🤯

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

11 months

new chant for tonali We’ve got Bruno in the middle He knows exactly what we need Botman at the back Isak in attack Newcastle’s gonna win the Premier League

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

@BigTom0491 joelinton hasn’t been charged either pal 👍🏼

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

5 months

Look at HBA there. And there are actually people happy with that little bollock starting every week 🤣🤣

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

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Cabaye's cracker at Anfield! 🧨 🔙 #LIVNEW

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

he’s been doing this for years man hahahahah

lacie newcombe

@lacie_newcombe

7 years

11 days till holiday with @jackwhufc18 😍

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@joearmstronnnng

5 months

karius is going to leave having started only the two most important games in 20 years hahahah

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

10 months

hahahahahahah imagine showing this to someone in 19/20

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@Joshua_Ubeku

10 months

Inter Miami front 3. 👊

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@joearmstronnnng

10 months

fouls gordon to then have a player with zero senior appearances fall over him to getting dispossessed by a child?

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@Iewdawg

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wtf have we unearthed…

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5 months

🤣🤣🤣

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

thogden’s last two tweets have been a photo with him and a rapist and him defending nicking a keeper glove off a kid 😭😭😭

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

9 months

not very nice getting robbed in the last minute is it lads?

Wolves

@Wolves

9 months

90+7' | #MUN 1-0 #WOL Neto crosses deep for Sasa at the back post, the striker gets a touch and is brought down by André Onana. Nothing given. #MUNWOL

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

jamie reuben with food bank donations on the line

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

90s Newcastle kits and bucket hats in town tonight

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

are these midfielders in the room with us right now

NUFC360

@NUFC360

1 year

🎙| Howe on midfielders: “We have Elliot Anderson who we really, really like, and we’d love to see how he develops his PL career. We have other players who can play in midfield as well.” #NUFC [Via @raisbeck10 ]

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

8 months

new fairytale of new york cover sounds shite

MJD

@MJDLCFC

8 months

He’s a prick, he’s a cunt, he’s a scumbag and he deserves to get filled in but he’s not a criminal. Why is he in a court of law for upsetting people? Very dangerous precedent to set. Your freedom only exists if you appease the masses…

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

6 months

bit morbid calling for birth control as the baby is being born Craig?

Craig Hope

@CraigHope_DM

6 months

🇫🇷 This is a first… stuck in a taxi en route to Parc des Princes while we wait for a baby to be delivered in the ambulance in front (the cars interfere with the scanner, says the policeman, & cannot pass). Time for Plan B, perhaps.

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

3 months

ticket office should ID sean longstaff because he isn’t a professional footballer

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

this doesn’t look very much like supporting a player who tries does it!

Cameron

@Logan14Cameron

1 year

Some fans would do well to remember this banner. The way some are going on you wouldn't think we were guaranteed European Football next season 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

no fucking way man

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

for a CL semi against real madrid hahahahahah

Luke

@Luke_MCFC

1 year

It appears the disease of celebrating 4th has spread across the channel. Football is slowly dying.

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

5 months

stadium ban for anyone who left right after they scored the second, how desperate can you be for the earlier metro ffs

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@joearmstronnnng

7 months

embarrassment of an atmosphere

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

waaa waaa waaaa we’re paying a bit too much for a player who’s arsed we are literally owned by the country of saudi arabia

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

11 months

@FmFoy87 you’re not gonna believe who i support mate

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

imagine being able to convince hundreds of thousands of people that you were hunted by the matrix (the law enforcement) for breaking the matrix (under investigation for committing sex trafficking)

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1 year

The Matrix sent their agents.

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

6 months

feel bad for the fella who took this being in the camera roll of every man in Lagos can’t be fun

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@Trossardinho1

6 months

@NUFC No wonder why you lost 😭😭👋👋

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

omg the ozil prayer gif has been replaced

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@joearmstronnnng

5 months

almiron with quite possibly the most honking half of football i’ve ever seen since saturday

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

9 months

shocking atmosphere nice one newcastle united trust 👍🏼

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

the men who made it all happen #NUFC

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@joearmstronnnng

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The Irish Guy

@the_irishguy

1 year

From 2013 to 2023, pick your club's best XI using one player per year.

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

benfica in style #nufc

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

love you mate x

joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

if we get top 4 then the wood miss vs sheff wed is probs the best thing he ever did for us

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@joearmstronnnng

5 months

disgrace of an atmosphere again 👍🏼

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 month

half a decade ago. fucking hell

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

5 years

Tremendous support from the away fans tonight! 👏🏻 👏🏻 Enjoy your Friday night! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

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@joearmstronnnng

10 months

has a manager genuinely ever been humiliated more in their first year than erik tenner bag???

Amazon Prime Video Sport

@primevideosport

10 months

⚫️⚪️ EXCLUSIVE CLIP ⚫️⚪️ Eddie Howe found extra motivation for his players when @NUFC faced Man Utd 5 weeks after their cup final clash 🔥 We Are Newcastle United, coming to Prime Video from 11 August 📺

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

8 months

gutted isak never scored with the bandage on would have been the coldest photo ever

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

bruce completely desensitised me to losing i was over the cup final as soon as the whistle went

#PrayForLamine

@GilHatesBarca

1 year

How much does football effect your life/mood out of ten

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2 years

toon toon

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whitley bay mentioned on sky

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@kieron1892 nissan won’t be any better

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

unlimited annual leave glitch since 2017 hahahahahah

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1 year

no wonder the coppers sacked you with detective skills like that

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

only one man for the job

Mail Sport

@MailSport

2 years

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

Morning!

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

ticketless mags FCCCC

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

3 months

actually might have been the best day ever this you know

Thomas

@thomashammond__

3 months

And that’s not even his best performance at Old Trafford. Astounds me that he hasn’t been given more opportunities this season, seriously talented player with a huge future ahead of him. #NUFC

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

1 year

nahhhhh rashfords influence is insane

Every Better Call Saul Frame In Order

@breaking_frames

1 year

Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 07 - Frame 2096 of 2838

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7 months

seem to be a big fan of rape don’t you?

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9 months

YANITED

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@vivahate72 #barbados

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

god i love him so much

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

hahahahahahah remember when they gave it large saying they had a better takeover than us

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@HQSoton

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MURDERERS. Sport Republic have killed @SouthamptonFC . #SaintsFC

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

bosh @AdamP1242

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best away end of the season 👍🏼

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jack harrison vs newcastle on amazon prime

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

source at the club sent me this this earlier. deal done by the looks of it #nufc

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@joearmstronnnng

9 months

Hope he has his ID with him

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

#PlayLikeAlmiron

Wor Flags 🏴🏳

@worflags

2 years

#PlayLikeAlmiron 👀🏴🏳 @NUFC

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

Delighted to see Fun88 stay on as sponsors! Great sponsors!

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

hear me out

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

1 year

🇪🇸‼️ It is increasingly likely that Adama Traoré (27) will leave Wolves as a free agent this summer, reports @JPercyTelegraph .

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

new harry hill tv show sounds shite

Doctor Khumalo

@CS23888257

1 year

@toonarmy_com Joelinton’s been framed

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

10 months

we have two of the worst starting right wingers in the league and aren’t even attempting to sign a single one hahahahahahahahahaha

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

greatest club in the fucking world ❤️❤️

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@joearmstronnnng

11 months

love him so much had the funniest bozo moment out of all of our lot last season

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

11 months

🧱 Of defenders to make at least 35 apps in the Premier League last season, Sven Botman was dribbled past the fewest times (6)

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

hopefully the extremely weird bunch who hate schar have been humbled

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

almiron absolute embarrassment of a footballer

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

oh my god they’re in the post rafa newcastle era of depression hahahhaha long may it continue

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

1.30pm and he’s on water already bless

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

happy valentine’s day 💜

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@joearmstronnnng

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BBC Weather

@bbcweather

6 months

Tonight will be even colder than last night... Simon |

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@joearmstronnnng

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hell of an evening this

cole

@c_0L_e

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watch them not even check id’s

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@joearmstronnnng

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some saturday that even though i’m mid blink!

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

goodbye my son, will be in the same bracket as muto and doumbia for shit strikers who i liked xoxo

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

yanited

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

we employ the three worst wingers in the league

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@joearmstronnnng

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@aidrianoo

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

truly hope we get conference league and start all the old timers together ffs a one last dance for dummett ritchie darlow and murphy would have me tearing up

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belter!!

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

10 months

5 assists in 144 premier league games.

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

10 months

Got to back yourself, @trippier2 ! 😆 Is Tripps in your @OfficialFPL team for Gameweek 1 ahead of today's deadline at 6.30pm (BST)?

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ah here fuck off man

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@joearmstronnnng

2 years

40m on gallagher but they wouldn’t pay an extra 10m for maddison

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@joearmstronnnng

1 year

this weghorst signing

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joe

@joearmstronnnng

2 years

Started from the bottom, now we're here Started from the bottom, now my whole team fuckin' here Started from the bottom, now we're here Started from the bottom, now the whole team here,