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maxine 🇵🇸

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I’ve been lucky enough to rank the greatest hits by my personal greats for @TicketmasterUK and here you can read the top 11 songs by the incomparable Grace Jones ⭐️

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No shade to android users but what is this font? Why does it look like that?

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6 years

*sighs* AS A BLACK POET I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF BEING A BLACK GIRL FOR MY WORK TO BE POTENT, BLACK POETS CAN WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER WE WANT, ITS NOT EVERYDAY BLACK SUFFERING WAKANDA KWANZA SLAM POETRY, WE BE WRITING VILLANELLES AND SONNETS TOO DAMN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

My middle initial isn’t ‘x’

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6 years

Unpopular opinions: poetry edition.

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1 year

Remember when I said that asap Rocky is money laundering because he’s always headlining things without releasing new work? This one right here is his boss.

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1 year

Rita Ora at #MetGala

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6 months

Is your aunt Rumpelstiltskin?

mike oxsmol loves you

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My aunts shoes

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1 year

I love romcoms set in London because no matter what tax bracket the protagonist is in, they always have a huge flat which they magically afford on their own. Working in a cafe? One bed flat. Working in a bar? One bed flat. Working in publishing? One bed flat. Every single time.

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8 months

“Money add then multiply”

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1 year

tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head

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4 months

Ngl this is UK erasure!! 😂 Bob the Builder is a geezer!!

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4 months

A ‘BOB THE BUILDER’ animated movie is in the works, starring Anthony Ramos. The film follows Roberto (aka Bob) who travels to Puerto Rico for a major construction job and digs deeper into what it means to build. (Source: )

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@blekjpg I just want to understand the aesthetic of your culture 😔

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Init?

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Dbanj’s Oliver Twist was the song that imo kicked off the Afrobeats wave in the UK if I’m being honest.

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7 months

Sometimes I boil water and just drink boiled water, no teabag, nothing. I was with my partner at the time and they sat in silence for like 15 minutes then quietly asked “maxine…why did you just drink boiled water” anyway they ended up drinking it with me Lmao

OLONI BABY 🤠

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7 months

Ladies, have you ever dated someone who was really surprised about something to do with your personality, hobbies or interests ESPECIALLY because you’re black? 😂 #MyLoveIsBlackLove #ad @Bumble

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Hi I just want to say to the android users who keep telling me that you can customise the font….lol I know that? My concern is why you would customise it to look like that but anyway if you like it, I love it 🫶🏾

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2 months

We’re the same! 🥹😂

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In between

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8 months

@Oloni Gatekeeping Tesco ice cream at that lmao

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9 months

The Ultimatum is back. You know what time it is.

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1 year

X factor peaked here because how do you top this duet? Everyone else had to sing with Nicole Scherzinger lol

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1 year

this duet further showed how much of a giant Beyoncé is vocally

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1 year

@gIowiny I know a guy who broke up with his gf and then ended up dating her clone and she even had the same name, just a different spelling 🥲🙃

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@ztnrf Like!! Why does it look like that???

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I’ll do it if you ask me nicely

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7 months

I can’t articulate why but I’m Into You by Jennifer Lopez is a Ugandan song. Like there is something quintessentially Ugandan about that song and I will not be explaining this further.

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1 year

Shaniece, your mouth is moving a lot like a rat. Yapa yapa yapa yapa. Shut it, please. Thank you, Shaniece.

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No woman should be entitled to half of a mans earnings if she hasn’t struggled with & help him get there.

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1 year

Crack down as much as you want! Acting like 123movies doesn’t exist

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1 year

Netflix has begun their crackdown on account sharing. It will cost $7.99 per month extra to add another user to your account. If users do not pay, their Netflix account will be blocked.

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3 months

The person who runs SylvanianDrama on tiktok is a true storyteller of a generation

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11 months

Zach and Molly OUT!!! Brexit means Brexit #loveisland

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1 year

@marcusjdl I have found my people!!! I said this the other day when she was at the Met 😭😭😭

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1 year

Remember when I said that asap Rocky is money laundering because he’s always headlining things without releasing new work? This one right here is his boss.

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@stefanbertin He was there for terrorism 😭😭😭

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@maxinethepoet

1 year

Transfer money from her account to mine Lmao

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

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1 year

what would you do if you woke up as Beyoncé for one day😭 ?

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1 year

Normani’s team needs to pay for their crimes because Camila ‘N-word in chatrooms’ Cabello has a team putting her at global citizen and on Afrobeats remixes, while Normani has to pay for music videos out of her own pocket pls 😭

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1 year

it’s so crazy to me that her label let her drop this and just fade into obscurity 😭

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@ElenainZAfrica Working as a waitress in an old restaurant but the flat has a view of Big Ben 😭😂

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6 months

@IyanahKiragu It’s giving

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1 year

Netflix is actually so funny. Us who were raised on Akram’s Videos? On uTorrent? On Pirate Bay?? You think I won’t return to my roots????

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So when I told you man that I’d die if no one kissed me by the end of the week, you were all kekeke-ing but now look. A whole sky news. What will you lot say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me

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Hugs, kisses and massages are good for your health, says research - and the more you do them, the better Read more🔗

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1 year

She looks like a munyoro auntie at a kweranga 😭

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Naomi at her 16th Met Gala

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1 year

loooook at my baby (she’s in a box somewhere in my dad’s house lol)

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1 year

hello everyone, please share a photo of your favorite Barbie.

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1 year

@Springheeledja6 From their flat all the way to Heathrow! 😂

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@maxinethepoet

1 year

@itsmehibah or at home with their parents?? Or a property guardianship? Nope. Always a beautiful flat in west London with a balcony and a sky light 😂😂

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@maxinethepoet

1 year

I rewatched season 1 this week and honestly, justice for my girl. She should’ve married Colin. I don’t want to see Penelope happy lmao

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She can do no wrong in my eyes

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11 months

You people who don’t have older siblings, how do you make important life decisions? Just in life by yourself just fwaaaa ?

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🤷🏾‍♀️

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trust men or have a pretty face

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10 months

I have love island fatigue lmao y’all just tell me who wins at the end I’m tired

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8 months

this constant need to prove that she’s the nexus of her peers/other artists is actually sad to watch

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Twenty seven ♏️🎈

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One of the reasons why I can’t enjoyably rewatch season 1 is watching her arc omg. No one supported her, no one tried to see her side and Penelope RUINED her life, and now I’m supposed to watch season 3 rooting for Penelope? Throw that little jealous wench in jail!

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she walked in and everyone was like pretty girl let’s all hate her

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1 month

@Kyomuhendo_ No because why does it look like that?? 😂

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@maxinethepoet

6 months

I love the Rema outrage because it’s that selective morality that just makes me giggle. You were in uni, fornicating with the drummer at your church, drinking and smoking, some of you even did balloons. But small red lights and horror-inspired drawings and suddenly it’s “demonic”

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1 year

Yesterday was so cute and I’m so happy 🐉🫧

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4 months

@callherzeee As in??? Handy Manny even taught the gworls Spanish back in the day. 😂

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@maxinethepoet

4 months

lol Brits r&b category said if your fenty shade starts with 3, then you’re for me!

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the nominees for BRITs 2024 R&B Act are: • @cleosol • @JorjaSmith • @mahalia • @raye • @SaultGlobal don't miss #BRITs 2024, Sat 2 March on ITV1 and ITVX

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10 months

Out of office

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7 months

No I will not be explaining why I drink it like that, argue with your father not me

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1 year

She is literally pregnant like?? She was on them high ass fucking platforms in the sky with a baby and you people aren’t impressed? Jordan Peele was right, y’all just want the spectacle 😭

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1 year

I don’t know what people were expecting from Rihanna’s performance? She’s always been about attitude/vocals, not Janet Jackson-esque choreo lol. Plus she’s pregnant???

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2 months

A lot of men have followed me because of that selfie I posted the other day, and I just wanna say that I’m not a good woman. I’m actually very wicked!!

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Solange was so real when she said “I’m weary of the ways of the world” because I, too, am weary of the ways of the world

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3 months

Tiffany Haddish should really be in jail for grooming and abusing those children, and that’s where the conversation starts and ends. Any of her other single-brain-cell shenanigans don’t interest me.

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10 months

Y’all mind if I show you my dress from last night 🪻🌷🧞‍♀️

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4 months

£70 million

Charms

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What will improve your quality of life rn?

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11 months

Did you forget?

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8 months

This man is in prison serving a murder sentence 😭

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8 months

Vybz Kartel has been named 'Artist of the Decade' at the first ever Caribbean Music Awards.

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Me pretending to be a civilised young lady at my desk when all I wanna do rn is sleep

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Kai has become my favourite #loveisland

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FilmAbdi said I’m a ray of sunshine guys, I’m cleeeeear 😂

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@maxinethepoet

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Mamaaaaa ❤️ a fun fact about my mum was that even though she was a devout catholic who wouldn’t even let us wear those temporary tattoos that came with lollipops (because one time we got snakes and skulls and she said that was devilish), her favourite movie was The Hangover lmao

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Hey, tell me something, share a photo, a memory or anything you feel about someone you love that passed away and something about grief you wish you knew before but know now. 🖤

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@maxinethepoet

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@JulianaAneko Bob the builder isn’t the same without custard creams and a builders brew 😭😂

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@maxinethepoet

10 months

my older brother has a lot of plants and an addiction to using his label maker, so everyone please enjoy the names of all his plants

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11 months

So this period thing. Every month? For the foreseeable future? Deadass?

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@maxinethepoet

1 year

Ngl Hailey Bieber wearing that nepo baby shirt has been making me laugh for ages because she is the whitest of rice with nary a drop of stew so no one cares that she is the product of nepotism because honestly what does she add to her industry like???

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@maxinethepoet

1 year

Like? This gloss.

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1 year

The hot cherry gloss bomb heat is really that girl

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