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Pussy is scary!!!! Computers too!!!

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@girlysogroovy_ @ZoneInteractif Sayaka room is like a joke secret room on a tf2 mariokart map

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@twinkophrenia "You need to watch this pornography as a purity test so I know you can handle watching Satoshi Kon"

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@MinModulation Left is so much more charitable. Everything is so hateful now, no good possible to exist

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@coldhealing This kind of time contraction only happens if you dont experience anything new. This last year of 24/25 has been the longest yr for me.

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@viperwave LMFAOOO

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High school anti shakespeare psyop is one of the greatest evils.

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What a sick find

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RIP

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Logo Daedalus wojak standing in corner of a party hosted by swedes with a thought bubble saying "they dont know ikea is the antichrist"

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Gen Xers and Irony Poisoned Millenials will see the trailer for this and be like OMG THATS CRAZY HAHA XDDD THATS SO RANDOM DUDE

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1 year

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

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It should be illegal to print The Inferno alone without Purgatorio & Paradiso. Very sick of torture obcessed perverts not understanding Dante

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Based being twisted from Lil B's original definition of being yourself to instead being epic RW XD is one of the great tragedies of the 2010s. I still say based and ive always meant it in the way Lil B did- BASED MEANS BEIGN YOURSELF

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@coldhealing financially literate nobu

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One of Kantbots best tweets was when he compared the collective render hours of a Disney movie to the construction of the Pyramids. I think about this all the time

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Video game marketers - gaming fandom priesthood - are telling me to "have a normal one" because I reject disaffected pride & antisocial ironic detachment being peddled to children as normative behavior. This is hell.

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@mahou_mage Wow this tweet is almost incomprehensibly dogshit. Like, impressively bad jfc

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@coldhealing I feel like they structure all these like its still college since so many ppl dont know how to socialize post-college

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@pilgoth The great project of normalizing autism as 'cool' — disaffected misanthropy is cool cus it means youre the protagonist. It means youre the cartoon character that ISNT a stick figure in every video. All others are npcs.

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11 months

Luffy would never ever say "Im sensing a bit of tension among the crew"

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The live action adaptation of the most popular manga in history, written by Eiichiro Oda is finally here. ONE PIECE sets sail on August 31st only on Netflix. #TUDUM

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LOOK AT THIS FOOL DON QUIXOTE, HE IS A RAVING LUNATIC! DOES HE TRULY BELIEVE THE DEAD AMERICAN MALL IS SOME SORT OF FANTASTICAL WONDERLAND?

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LE NYC ITALIAN FOOD YOUTUBER THINKS HIS CARROT SALAD GOT RIPPED OFF BY RAY PEAT GIRLIES HE THINKS THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG CUS THEY DONT HAVE BRUSSEL SPROUTS DEEP FRIED IN OLIVE OIL LMAOOOOOO

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GOD MADE BEES TO MAKE HONEY GOD MADE COWS TO MAKE MILK GOD MADE CHICKENS FOR EGG YOLKS GOD MADE MAN TO SYNTHESIZE NATURE INTO THE INFINITE BEAUTY OF ICE CREAM

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@penny__wall @Logo_Daedalus "I think the US is acting in its own interests" "Fucking commie" LMFAOOOO

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Orson Welles staged a 'Voodoo Macbeth' set in the Caribbean where the three witches were voodoo witch doctors. Like Melville, he understood the Tiki-Gothic.

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Forgiveness of sins also applies to the self, without a continual renewal you instead cast yourself into hell. This was Judas' final act— throwing his money into the temple & killing himself. He didnt see a path forward, Judas could've been saved but he chose hell.

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@Conkor17 Cartoons for children on how to have a heckin normal one should be the Peanuts or Nancy not resentful internet poisoned millenials. Im a dog on a roof like Snoopy

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The real anxiety of influence is midwit/reddit obsession with "originality" — understanding art in this fashion is pornographic & reduces works into search engine tags "space opera desert planet stepmom washing machine" These are the types that get 'concerned about AI art'

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The realization that Star Wars is just a worse version of Dune is actually depressing me. I’ll just be sitting here and then realize “that’s why Luke grew up on a desert planet” or “that’s why the Jedi use blades” or “Darth Maul is just Feyd Rautha” or “the ‘Emperor’ huh?”

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To reduce One Piece to 'anti-racism' or 'XD killing cops' - they want to flatten great works into meme buzzwords. Again I am the only one who understands One Piece. I hate fandom, fandom is only useful in giving Oda complete economic freedom.

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Twitch Star Hasan thinks One Piece is socialist (and he’s right):

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Ppl will act like this is an outlier- this is most of "rw twitter"

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Ray Peat forum posts be like "Just had some oysters & orange juice and now I have a HARD COCK is this normal????????"

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WOAH Found the handouts from Frye's classes where he did the Bible Lectures

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@abcdentminded @macbethsknife They are TERRIFIED OF ME

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1 year

My stack from the used bookstore today

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Cooking for one is easily the worst part of living alone.

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The trains are not the best thing about Japan—its the fact that its not difficult to find a coffee shop or even restaurant that just allows you to sit for a few hours without them aggro trying to cycle you out for cash. Literally found this in every city—This is what I will miss

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Finally got a proper shelf

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Hating milk & honey is hating Heaven

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Unpopular opinion If you put milk in your coffee you don't like coffee. You like milkshakes.

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"Let People Enjoy Things" is a blight- I hate "enjoyers" Noone has respect for cultivation of taste anymore, being snobbish—actually being snobbish not just performed idolatry of critical consensus— is more alienating than any niche online political sentiment

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I am beautiful

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Family Mart (2023)

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Most ppl literally worship MYSTERY— their entire conception of intelligence is self cuckolding of their own mind to have the 'humility' that "man things are just so unknowable." Its disgusting & in their 'humility' they will say "How prideful, you think you know!"

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I suspect a lot of zoomers - like me - have memories that take place within digital spaces, I remember conversations vividly as if they took place on certain TF2 maps. I remember skyping my first girlfriend while I was building my Minecraft End fortress entirely out of Ice.

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Profile picture physiognomy is so incredibly real. It communicates more about the poster than any tweet ever could.

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Disrespecting the innocence & genius of a child is one of the most disgusting things. Condescending towards children in a baby voice as if they are animals— they speak to children the same way they speak to dogs.

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Consider that the Irish are the ones killed for their knowledge of the ancient kingdom. O'hara is an Irish name after all.

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THEY DONT WANT YOU READING DANTES MONARCHIA AND BANQUET SO THEY KEEP REPRINTING KITSCHY BARNES & NOBLE PLASTIC BOUND COPIES OF INFERNO WITH FUNNY DANCING DEMONS ON THE FRONT & INTRODUCTIONS TO THE TEXT ABOUT HOW IT INFLUENCED THE HORROR FANDOM

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You have to be seriously inept to not do a little bit of playful ice cream banter which is not lolrandum at all

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reports from the life of a completely normal person

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real

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Could you send me $500,000 to buy Herman Melvilles heavily annotated copy of Dante's Divine Comedy?

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Condescending slime "Cool!" I hate this twee condescension with every fiber - only gen x and millenials do this btw.

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Buy a paperback and give it to a friend = Cool! Buy a paperback and read it aloud into your YouTube channel to make a new, unique copy in a totally different medium you didn't purchase the rights for and give it to anyone = Not cool. This isn't hard for adults to understand.

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@twinkophrenia I love when they point to their 600 entries on MAL & its all seasonal trash & they think this is TASTE. & then their favorite show is self insert boy tries to date autistic girl spiritual pornography but they think "Ghibli is overrated"

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hasanabi

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americore collection drops today 🇺🇸

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Most bookstores dont know what they have— First edition hardcover for $5 as well

• R e s i d e n t • L i f e • E n j o y e r •

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@mahou_mage What in the actual fuck that’s insane they sold that to you for 5 lmfao

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Why is Israel trying to get rid of hummus???????

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We are in the simultaneously most sexless era & most pornographic era.

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Every few months a tweet goes viral talking about how they’re tired of so many sex scenes in media nowadays and how unnecessary they are and damn, it’s weird to hear sentences from 90s moral guardians spouted by 19 year olds today while we’re in the most sexless era of media

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I got into horrible discourse IRL cus I said Red Flags arent real cus if your hearts been truly captured by a woman. You will overlook and forgive any fault of hers out of love & Ive never experienced such ire from a group of people than when I said this.

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Just learned that Marx quotes Dante in the preface to Capital- its literally all connected.

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The only depressing aspect of this is someone eating Ben n Jerry's. Its garbage masquerading as good ice cream. None of you are snobbish enough.

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Wow Melville equated world dominance with a wedding to the ocean (metaphorically the Whore, chaos etc) — the ocean a ringed reef that expands infinitely encompassing all other countries under its dominion with the ruling country at its center wearing it like a crown/wedding band.

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Im convinced this is real. God is real. This world is amazing.

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Media literacy is so funny- its just a reduction to a type midwit empiricism. Its all defining author intentions & using that as evidence to decide what the author is selling you. I love the marketplace of ideas, I'm so glad I have media literacy street smarts to save me

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The issue shes dealing with is narcissism

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One Piece fans legimately dont have the hermeneutic to parse this in a meaningful way. They treat things like this like its Pixar easter eggs

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Oda was actually insane for the amount of Jesus symbolism he loaded Doflamingo with. #ONEPIECE

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Gear 5 is Christ in Revelation - so are Sanji and Zoro

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@TheHedonist5 I like trains

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My all time best Erewhon purchase is this ketchup which has a Black Sun & 9/11 on it.

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People really think intelligence is the same as being good at trivia. Online ppl think "normies" are sheep cus they dont have access to the sekrit online esoteric fashion trivia they know. This type of adolescent play ground social gaming comes from public school.

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WITHOUT DANTE THERE WOULD BE NO DEVILMAN, GUNDAM, OR EVANGELION.

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Whats the difference fundamentally?

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Do you guys remember the Swedish not feeding their house guest discourse?

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Goon Island?

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the Fleischer Popeye's are a perfect example of how improvising can really elevate a short. The animation in "Goonland" (1938) is obviously fantastic, but Jack Mercer's constant asides to the audience help keep things from ever getting stale.

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10 minutes into going on a boat with my Gen X uncle hes explaining how unprofitable it is for me to read Dante

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This movie is certainly going to be kino if its having A24 guys going "I cant even I cant even I cant even dude" Listen to their exasperation. Wild viral marketing is convincing me that the correct ppl hate it.

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Audio of dude going off during credits. @a24 , feel free to use as pull quotes for ads! “I’m so angry right now. That was a f***ing abomination. That was a career-killer. You can’t make a movie like this and ever expect audiences to take you seriously again.” #BeauIsAfraid

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The biggest 'blackpill' is literally having noone to cook for right now. I hate this. Cooking for yourself is not the same

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He had wisdom

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No fucking way

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The reality is 16 year olds arent reading at all, even 26 year olds arent reading. They are playing vidya & gooning. Most people have only just pretended to read the books on this list that were assigned in highschool.

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Blake & Frye were popular in Japan when One Piece was in its infancy.

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"The bedrock of Quixote's mind has been reached & its not romantic at all but apocalyptic."

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Ridiculous swag

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Learning HOW to read (hermeneutics) is so much more important than how much you read. This is perhaps self serving but Id prefer a guy who actually gets Dante rather than a guy whose read hundreds of novels but has no interpretation past aesthetic opinions of the prose style

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@Zed_Said Genuinely love this. Sanji displaying his love for the world being called insane by late night comedians. Hahahah

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THE INVISIBLE CHURCH IS REAL; MY WAITER RECITED BLAKE WHEN HE SAW ME READING FEARFUL SYMMETRY

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My mom created a fake company and rented a closet just so my sisters & I could go to a better school in a more bougie area. My little sister was literally illiterate until like 3rd grade cus the school she was in before was not teaching her

नेकोसत्त्व:: ⲛⲉⲕⲟϩⲁⲧⲧⲩⲁ:: некосаттва

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in america education is literally the most valuable commodity. its hoarded by the elites, its traded on the global market.

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@LordeDaAlvorada Probably not. I imagine its disgusting. I feel sorry for her.

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I do not understand the "I hate driving" crowd

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University of Toronto booksale haul went crazy.

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Chapter 665 & Chapter 666 One Piece Covers

R.Сам 🦋🐏

@Logo_Daedalus

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Very interesting what happens in chapter 666 -- & the character who is literally Lucifer is named Caesar Clown & juxtaposed with Satan, Magellan, the Warden of the Imperial Prison, Impel Down. Oda is so clear with his ironical use or extension of biblical symbolism-- as this is…

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@coldhealing I hate this

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Its futuristic in that its a city that actually works— its literally utopian for streets to be clean & trains to be on time. American cities are stuck in the 70s

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Library —been a while since I posted a full one