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@bengrossbg “Tax the wealthy, put their money to better use” (This lady funds an entire medical school forever) “REEEE NOT LIKE THAT”

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@based_music_guy Deli Ham and Diet Coke are proof of man’s mastery over nature, even more so than the atom bomb. Nuclear fusion occurs in stars everyday. The Ham Obelisk required the hands of man to come into being.

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@reshetz He was visited in the night by 3 Spirits: Louis XIV, Napoleon, and Felix Faure

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@awoodustin Nah, that moment was NY AF. Added to the realism.

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@boltsfood This guy looked better before

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@psych0kn0t_ This photo contains more concentrated anti fascist action than the entirety of black bloc twitter will ever accomplish in 100 lifetimes

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@DaSkrubKing >guy holds each ballot and screams the results in public That’s actually hella neat

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@GoodPostReilly >sea power 🥱 >air power 🥱 >desert power 😮 >N U C L E A R ☢️ P O W E R 🫨🫨🫨

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@awoodustin Oh cool so Rowling stole the sorting hat scene nice.

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@RealiaAmelia Probably due to the Khajit in elder scrolls having a vaguely middle eastern accent. Your brain is prepped for it

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@Hanasaku_Yuri >the atheism leaving my body when God has once again blessed the United States

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@Jackson61689330 >the left got Tomboys in the national divorce >Guts will follow Casca anywhere >Ergo, the left got Guts >The left got Berserk fuck yes

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@jdcmedlock Wtf? The sliced fruit and churro ladies are as much a part of NYC as the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty. The OP is a transplant from Ohio that came to work for McKinsey and has never seen a brown person before

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@GravitysRa1nbow From now on, all shows need to have a box in the lower right corner that flashes red when the protagonist does a morally wrong action and green when the protagonist does a morally correct action

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@_glorianas Human trafficking exists, and kidnapping exists, but “random women being kidnapped and trafficked” doesn’t (in meaningful numbers), not in america anyway. The vast majority of kidnappings are just custody disputes that escalate into criminality

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@___frye There’s multiple points where you need to lock in. Amazing film.

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@celadonMisfit @goofxist And inside that metal ball is a race car

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@Olivia_Beavers “Biden was too Partisan”

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@Hanasaku_Yuri >mad >big mad >sail-across-half-the-globe-unordered-mad

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@nikicaga AOC literally had evangelical conspiracy accounts on here saying “DO THEY NOT SEE HER MARK OF THE BEAST??” Because she spoke on the house floor with ashes on her forehead.

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@PopulismUpdates @GravitysRa1nbow I always figured the next Far Cry game was gonna be set in “Not Ukraine” fighting “Not Wagner” lead by “Not Prighozin” but now your telling me a guy called Barbecue Cherizier is about to seize a country in a purely criminal non ideological coup like the Nassau Pirate Republic

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@NonCRDDefence Russia and the US both lie about their military capabilities. But they are very different kinds of lies lol.

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@CollieYimby Compare Hugh Jackman in his first appearance in 2001 to 2013

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@PrivateWrangler @GravitysRa1nbow Nothing will ever beat this one

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@TrueSlazac This HAS to be a bit right? You can’t truly believe that Syria, North Korea, China, and Venezuela are “Full Democracies” while listing the US, France, Germany, the UK, and Australia as “Authoritarian Regiemes”, using any accepted definitions of those terms.

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@TrueSlazac If the Rwandan Genocide happened today a lot of Twitter would back the Hutus saying that the Tutsis deserved it for being collaborators with the French colonial project.

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@nikicaga We will never have a president this cool ever again.

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@garagefreak420 This is a vibe

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@LinkofSunshine That time we threw a war and everybody came

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@LiterallyCanada @psych0kn0t_ What did you think “Saddam Hussein will not be permitted to annex Kuwait. This aggression will not stand” meant? Papers, essays, vibes?

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@TNOQuoProQuid Louisiana and Chicago are both incredibly corrupt for the same reason (Founded by the French)

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@nikicaga “What if Germany did only slightly better so that they were still in the game August of 1945 so they got nuked instead of Japan” is the real alt hist prompt.

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@GravitysRa1nbow Michael Scott exists, and we gave him an aircraft carrier.

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@AnimarchyYT Tankies don’t do themselves any favors by denying well documented and provable history. Unless that’s the point “The Party demanded that you deny the evidence of your eyes and ears” ect

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@opinonhaver I love this country so much

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@vanillaopinions Yeah, please build more single story houses with backyard pools and small dogs in that area. And have HOA rules that ban fencing

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@jonathannerat @boltsfood Stop the count

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@FurstvonWrede I feel like Ngeuma takes the prize for wackiest dictator but I’m open to other candidates.

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@AnarchoZelda This isn’t so much of a dog whistle as it is an air raid siren

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@Captain_Fubar @GravitysRa1nbow He should have kept them in his bathroom and sold them to Saudi Arabia like a real patriot

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@NonCRDDefence @NotAnAn0n Unfathomably based.

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@steamyporkbuns A playwrite suffering from main character syndrome. Someone should write a play about that.

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@JacobRubashkin Rizzler in Chief

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@YIMBYLAND There just needs to be a legal distinction between “people who trespassed onto a property and are now refusing to leave” and “tenant was 47 seconds late on the rent and was shot by the landlord” which really shouldn’t be that hard

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@stephanicci This isn’t a guy thing, this is just a lot of couples in general.

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@himbopresident There’s always been a connection

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@YSufferer @on_da_spectrum Are you HIM?

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@HegelwCrmCheese Please let this website crash and burn so we can finally be free

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@awoodustin They also never explained how Feyd found the Sietch, when the first movie, and the second movie up to that moment, emphasized that the Sietches were well hidden and Duncan Idaho was the first off worlder to even know about them.

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@moschinodorito Rare Bardem

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@nikicaga Are they sad because she came in second, or sad because she “only” came in second?

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@GravitysRa1nbow >one of the most pivotal moments in the story, and the subject of entire games and novels >constantly referred to in subsequent material >do it off screen Ah yes the D&D model of screenwriting

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@Hanasaku_Yuri I feel like with just 50 hangings of the worst of the worst we could have had a much better timeline. I refuse to believe that reconstruction as it happened was the best case scenario

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@syaneyin @clockybf (As a guy) if you don’t have any lesbian friends, your only exposure would be through porn. However, since porn is “fake”, that means that “real” lesbians must be having some other, secret, type of sex.

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@souljagoytellem Well wasn’t this the brand of hipsterism that Gavin McInnes was apart of? And he later founded the proud boys, so yeah, it is

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@ThrustWR Because in the Fallout Universe, which is where 99% of people get their “knowledge” on Nuclear War, this is how it worked.

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@zoro_kaiser I’ve believed this ever since I found out one of the oldest pieces of writing we have is clay tablet engraved customer service complaint about the quality of copper ingots and demanding a refund. Like I don’t know about the culture of ancient Mesopotamia but I GOT that guy.

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@souljagoytellem She’s the complex female character we didn’t deserve

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@oncloud_e Never beating the puppy girl allegations

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@depthsofwiki According to the photo info it was taken at the pride parade in NYC in 2011. There’s chance he still still lives here.

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@thechosenberg The percentage of surgical regret among those whose receive corrective knee surgery is higher than those who receive corrective gender surgery. There is a concerted effort to signal boost the people that regret gender affirming care in order to fight the culture war.

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@Sietchposting The fact that Bautista was able to do so much with Rabban despite his limited lines and screen time is proof that he’s the best actor to come out of the WWE hands down.

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@Hanasaku_Yuri I still think it was absolutely hack writing on the part of the devs that Hitlers number 2 guy was named Himmler

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@nikicaga Serbs: destroying the world since 1914

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@Eldercraft6 @cootiesvaccine Also Bill is gay, Karen is a prostitute, and Swanson is a morphine addict. All Dutch’s gang needed was a asian and a trans person and they would have had every marginalized group. Dutch and Arthur were woke as fuck.

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@TrueSlazac Because he is unironically the closest thing to an actual pure Marxist .

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@un_a_valeable @GravitysRa1nbow The Pentagon Wars needs to have a “misinformation” label played in front of it, like the racism warnings on the old Looney Toons stuff

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@GravitysRa1nbow I haven’t seen him this fired up since the original Dark Brandon speech in Philadelphia.

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@YIMBYLAND The New York City Sanitation department has 10,000 staff and a fleet of 6,000 vehicles. It’s the size of a army division, let him have his uniform.

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@StrategicTrends @GravitysRa1nbow The problem is half our government no longer believes Russia is our second largest rival and in fact wants to ally with them and copy their society

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@nikicaga conservatives claim hate jus soli but then keep nominating candidates who are only citizens because of it (Haley, Cruz, McCain) Curious.

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@FEObsessive @Hanasaku_Yuri Truman was a massive hater. When Oppenheimer came to him having a crisis of conscience after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Truman told an aide “Never bring that fucking cretin in here again. He didn't drop the bomb. I did. That kind of weepiness makes me sick."

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@Cheese_Guevara_ @sentientpsyop Two NATO members have bad scores.

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@jackisjake @USA_Polling Legal bills and his emergency bug-out account in Switzerland/the Cayman Islands/where ever the rich are hiding their money these days

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@PritzkerForPrez I hate how protesting is a “lost technology” now. Like we USED to know how to do this, but since the Iraq War protests it seems like nobody knows how to articulate a demand and stay on target.

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@nikicaga THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL RWANDAN PATRIOTS: TRUE✅

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@GravitysRa1nbow There is a fundamental misunderstanding of IR by governments, and it leads them to make terrible decisions in running their defense ministries.

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@GravitysRa1nbow Maybe Spengler was right and there is a 80 year historical cycle but it’s not a global thing it’s just Germany in particular

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@awoodustin Still mad that Thurfir just disappears. Like I get time constraints and not wanting to do the whole double agent plot line (which ultimately doesn’t go anywhere) but just show him getting blown up or whatever during the first battle of Arakeen.

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@adsfig5 @FurstvonWrede >Declared himself “Emperor of Central Africa” Oh yeah that’s the good stuff.

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@cyrus_wattson @based_music_guy Diet Coke is fully synthetic product. It does not as should not exist in nature. It practically violates the laws of thermodynamics by having flavor without calories.

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@awoodustin Rabban when Feyd tells him the plan is bomb the Sietches with the giant gunships they apparently have

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@SwannMarcus89 For those seeing this and thinking, “this is a trick question, there weren’t any” there were actually 6, which further proves the point.

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@bryancsk Lee Kuan Yew is perhaps the closet thing to the platonic ideal of a “benevolent dictatorship” that has ever existed

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@Ayakobaribie @boltsfood Nose surgery is the one thing he 100% did not get. Thanks for playing though.

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@depthsofwiki The only thing the Red Army Faction actually accomplished.

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@eadingas @nikicaga Das Gottzilla

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@ABeardedPanda The Pentagon wars needs to have a “false information” label placed in front of its title card like the racism warnings on old looney tunes. The Bradley has been absolutely vindicated by its performance in this conflict.

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@nykyt0sha Real talk, do you think that’s even gonna be necessary? I figure Luka is gonna die in office, one way or the other.

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@nikicaga All of NYC breaking out into a spontaneous block party was an immaculate vibe

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@ISPuuuv @GravitysRa1nbow Blue checks are the biggest NPCs this site is cooked

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@noahmtweets @CMargaronis He was so real for this

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@AChillGhost This is like something you’d see in the Fallout games. Like that one guy that lives in a bombed out history museum in 3 and thinks Abe Lincoln landed on the Moon.

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@TrueSlazac It really is a massive skill issue. Prighozin took over a city and drove to Moscow like he was taking a day trip I get Georgia isn’t exactly a great military power but it’s right there.

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@ConspiracyBull1 @EllieGabalus Well per the maps own key, Ukraine isn’t “not oppressed”, it’s the same secret third thing that Russia and Turkey are. Claimants to the title “Third Rome” I geuss? Idk.

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@skooookum The girl who hand sews you a subway map hoodie WILL save you.

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@dramaticirony It’s one of those phrases where you pick up the meaning right away but if you think about it too long it’s starts be come off as weird.

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The $DJT IPO is a complete scam. Here is a list of the top 32 social media companies by size. The smallest, Rumble, has 67m users and market cap of 2.25 Billion. Truth Social has 5m users (1/15th), but is being vanished at 6 Billion (3x)

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@LasagNapoleon @nykyt0sha God no, we don’t need more Canadians. They don’t send their best. Jordan Peterson, Stefan Molyneuex, JF Garepe, Steven Crowder, no thanks!

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@idobadtakes @mattyglesias Yeah, how could one of the USAs largest defense contractors with deep ties to the US military and intelligence apparatus possibly plan and find the personell to carry out a murder. Seems impossible.

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