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@louisezus

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e-girl next door 😇 enquiries: louisezus @hotmail .com ✨ NO DMs, i only respond on my premium sites ❤️ …ig: louisezus_ (she/her)

portsmouth / southampton
Joined August 2013
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@louisezus
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i feel like the prob with molly mae is that she is equating effort with hard work. i’m sure she puts 100% effort into her job, but her job is still objectively easier than most
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3 years
one time i watched a whole lord of the rings movie with a guy and he didn’t even try to fuck me during it. wtf
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8 months
i went to court 2 weeks ago as the victim of sexual assault and my barrister told me that even if jury’s believe the defendant is guilty, they often get acquitted because the jury feel guilty about “ruining” a young man’s life. it’s all absolutely fucked
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1 year
even if you’re a royalist how do you not find this absolutely grotesque during a cost of living crisis
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WATCH: Take a look at the 'Diamond Jubilee State Coach' that will take King Charles and his wife Camilla to their coronation
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3 years
pleaseeeeeeeeee i’m crying
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3 years
remember when it was illegal to order a drink after 10pm
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3 years
grown men sending those monkey emojis has gotta be top of my ick list. what would possess you
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9 months
@nijigasakilove @PopCrave she said she didn’t have plastic surgery on her face last week, not her body
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3 years
this queen did it first
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No bc why is Bella Hadid wearing Anne Boleyn's necklace ?!?!?!
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3 years
MY SECOND COUSIN JUST LIKED ME ON HINGE I WANT TO DIE
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3 years
jokes aside politicians personal lives are definitely our business when they’re giving away OUR money to their side pieces… if matt hancock wants to cheat on his wife he could at least do it at his own expense
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10 months
this caption omg 😭
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3 minutes turned into a lifetime , i am grateful for 😭😭😍
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3 years
is someone had me at gunpoint and asked me to spell leicester i’d be dead
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3 years
dw about ur a level results i got BCC in 3 pointless subjects, a pointless degree and now i sell pics of my tits on the internet x it’s all gonna be fine x
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1 year
sorry but if i was millie b i’d be putting this on my cv i’m not joking
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WHAT IS GOING ON LMAOOOOO
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1 year
scary that people like this are allowed to vote
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I wonder how the government got our numbers… *cough cough* 💉 💉
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3 years
keep seeing those “why i couldn’t be on love island” threads and the top reason for me is because i can’t date a man wearing skinny jeans. i can’t do it. i’d be sick
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1 year
he smokes like he would play guitar for you on a first date while you sit there wanting to die
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he gives me the ick
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3 years
i’m sorry but this song slapped so so so hard you are so wrong
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this song is awful sorry
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3 years
screaming at my nail shop posting this……… tanya i would die for you
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3 years
i- ???
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3 years
twitter said bodyodyody
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3 years
i’m a creep, i’m a bimbo
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3 years
if u think sex workers children will be bullied for their parents careers why don’t you focus your energy in raising your own kids to be nicer people that don’t bully??? just a thought
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3 years
lost followers for tweeting about my son yesterday i’m really sorry that i had sex one time
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3 years
guess i’ll just die alone then
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10 months
girl dinner
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8 months
if a boxer gets punched unprovoked do they deserve it just because that’s also their job ? consent is a very simple concept 👍
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3 years
someone i know posted this on their IG story earlier and i literally cannot get it out of my head…… so much to unpack here
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2 years
you can work hard at your job but it doesn’t mean your job is hard
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1 year
come to bed
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3 years
hot girl summer is in full swing restrictions or not. your move bojo
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1 year
ngl she made some points here i stan
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She doesn’t want much then?
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3 years
can’t talk right now doing hot girl shit x
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3 years
how many failed talking stages do u reckon you’ve had in ur life cos i’ve had literally so many lol am i a whore? i don’t even think i can remember all of their names
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3 years
wish you could just keep doing funded undergrad degrees for the rest of your life ngl
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3 years
hot girls don’t clean their mirrors
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8 months
in light of this i agreed to lower the charge to common assault if he pled guilty (which he did) to secure a conviction. he got 6 months discharge and to pay a £26 surcharge lol. also, this man is still serving in the british army and they don’t really care 👍 0 consequences
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1 year
prob because they’re shit. i used to loooove asos and i’d buy everything from there but honestly they suck now
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Capital Moments
1 year
Asos, the online fashion retailer, has reported large losses after shoppers cut back on spending due to the cost of living. The firm, which owns Topshop, posted a loss of £87.4m in the 6 months to the end of February, compared to a profit of £14.8m in the same period last year.
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3 years
the sexual tension between me and archiving all of my instagram posts
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3 years
about to go drink a pint in the rain
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3 years
i love pink!!!!!!!!!
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2 years
my experience of abortion is that i couldn’t get one. people i know often use me as an example of “just getting on with it” but i want to make it clear i didn’t “just get on with it” i wanted to end my life. i was suicidal and psychotic for a year. i was severely mentally ill
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2 years
life imitates art
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3 years
kinda crazy that i’m just out here looking like this
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3 years
pov: we are on a date
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8 months
acab except for me
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3 years
no petrol and no turkey…… so grateful to be a vegan that can’t drive
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5 months
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2 years
@notcoolbruh_ exactly, it’s ignorant and honestly offensive for her to claim she has the same 24 hrs when she has literally 0 responsibilities and basically never has lol
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2 years
pov: you are a sexy bitch
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3 years
people be like “you have a son 😵😵😵” as if it’s illegal to be a mother and whore...... where is the law against that???
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3 years
good evening
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3 years
talk to me nice
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3 years
hope these pics cure everyone’s hangovers x
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3 years
doing hot girl shit
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1 year
aperol spritz……. sorry but it tastes like ass
@jasebyjason
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Pretending to enjoy something because it appears “sophisticated” is so beggy
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9 months
@megantheevalium ngl this line would convince me he was my soul mate but maybe i’m just insane
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8 months
@kierenlnd_ women’s lives don’t matter apparently !
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3 years
cba man
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3 years
reminder that i am beautiful
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10 months
sorry but how bad does your rizz have to be to get 6 shags throughout the whole of uni
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Fesshole 🧻
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I only went to university to get laid. 3 years in London and a student loan later, and a grand total of 6 shags. What a disappointment.
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1 year
this is what a real bimbo looks like
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3 years
nature is healing
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2 years
good evening
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3 years
sunday….. the day for being a whore
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1 year
once my bf said how some girls he’d talk to on apps were too pretty to be real so he’d reverse image search them to see if they were catfishes. so i was like so u had to do that for me right?? and he says no i could tell you were real from the amount of insta stories u post lol
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3 years
rise and shiiiiinnneeee
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3 years
sorry but how does this not make you so fucking depressed? this country is actually horrendous
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“It wouldn’t be fun living on the streets because you have to beg people for food and they’ll say no.” Eight-year-old Kai is among the thousands of British kids growing up in poverty.
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3 years
it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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3 years
my life may be falling apart but at least i still look nice
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3 years
forgot to post this on here the other day for even more attention so hi
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@woocywoo innit the only thing stopping him being on telly is the fact no one wants to watch him
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